Hi! I'm Tassel. Yes, I know, technically I'm Tassel630. Whatever.

Note: I will be doing NaNoWriMo in the month of November and will probably not touch fanfiction at all. Not that I was doing much before, but still.

My Stories:

Completed stories:

A Collab of Alphabetical Proportions - Maximum Ride - A collaboration with Ninja C and Akira43. It's under Ninja C's name and can be found here.

Confederacy Victory - Twilight - I've also called this Jasper's Oneshot. Thanks to Ninja C for the magnificent last line! My beta is mustangfan29.

Euphoria - Harry Potter - A random oneshot written for Ninja C's Finish This Joke Challenge. I dare you to enter and write one better than mine. Probably won't be that hard, but still. I dare you.

The First Hunt - Twilight - My entry was accepted into Attack of the Clichés and can be found at the very end of Chapter Twenty-two: RW Mega Super Chapter Four.

Twilight Questionnaire - Twilight - I'm co-writing this with Ninja C and Talvana. It's under Talvana's name, and can be found here. This one sort of died... I don't really know...

The Lone Wolf - Twilight - This is a pickup from Zukaddy. The first five chapters can be found here: The Lone Wolf. My beta is Ninja C.

--> Garlic or Something - Twilight - Companion to The Lone Wolf. I've previously referred to this as Angela's Oneshot. My beta is Ninja C.

In-progress/Coming soon:

101 Ways to Defeat the Dark Lord - Harry Potter - My beta is butterfinger45. Credit for most of the jokes in chapter three goes to this website. The next chapter is currently: In progress... but stuck. The computer on which it is stored is currently down. GAH. And while we're on the subject, VOTE IN MY POLL!

Twilight, Humor, Oneshot - Something shocking... Something impossible... Something even Alice didn't see coming...

Leftover Alphabet Soup - Maximum Ride - The sequel to A Collab of Alphabetical Proportions! It's under Akira43's name and can be found here. The next chapter is currently: Akira's responsibilities.

In the far-off future:

Because 101 Ways is going to take SO STINKING LONG, I'm going to break my self-promise and working on more than one story at once, unless the poll shows sudden massive opposition. The pros of this: I'll get to other stuff faster, and I'm less likely to get bored with 101 Ways. Cons: I'd get chapters out slowly, and it would take even longer for 101 Ways to be finished. What do you think? GO VOTE IN THE POLL!

If I do start working on other stuff, here's -tentatively- what will come next:

- A lovely partially-angsty Jacob thing (Twilight, Angst/Hurt/Comfort, Twoshot)

- Another angsty piece with George after DH (Harry Potter, Hurt/Comfort/Family, Oneshot)

- Royce's death scene. He deserves it. (Twilight, Horror, Oneshot)

Reviews:

I've adopted the idea of honestly reviewing every story I read. If I remember. You're not entitled to ask for reviews unless you give them yourself, people! (Plus, a lot of times the people you review come to look at your stories.)

I, Tassel, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, age, or anything else.

I have joined the review revolution.

The only reason I'll ever not review your story is if you said you won't update until x number reviews. I think that's stupid and refuse to review those on principal.

Other:

Also go check out Allayna and Unigu Mika! They're great but I don't read Fullmetal Alchemist or Naruto stuff, so they're not under my favorites. Which, by the way, I must be quite impressed to put you on there. So feel special if you are.

See ya!

-Tassel