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Author has written 6 stories for House, M.D., Beauty and the Beast, Inkheart, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Phantom of the Opera. I am Izzy and I am an authoress. This is not my real name, but it's the name of the main character in a story I am writing. Disclaimer: All Red vs Blue quotes are owned by roosterteeth, and NOT ME!! I don't want to suffer any consequences, so, yeah, this is NOT mine. I just think they are pure works of genius. These are my favorite quotes: "Never in the history of boredom has anyone been as bored as I am now." - General Jack O'Neil, Stargate: Continuum "You guys both said "sorry" in that cute Canadian way." - Lieutenant Colonel Samantha Carter, Stargate: Atlantis "My pastor can beat your pastor to a pulpit."- T-shirt slogan "Why is there enough religion to encite war, but not enough religion to instill tolerance?" - T-shirt slogan "Intelligence is bliss, ignorance is funny." - Inkheart37 "I watch House to avoid withdrawal symptoms such as Lupus." - Anonymous "Stories never really end, even if they like to pretend they do. Stories always go on. They don't end on the last page, any more than they begin on the first page." -Mortimer Folchart, Inkspell Caboose: Is she a mean girl, or a regular girl? Church: Caboose, are you following any of this? "Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup." - T-shirt slogan Sarge: What'd you find, Tex? Caboose: You wanted to see me, Principle Miller? Wash: Okay, so after that, the ship crashed here. And from what a survivor told us, the blues got here first and offloaded the bodies and equipment. That's when they started to get infected. Church: ... Cover me! "I just want everyone to know that I have no problems walking... and I take full responsibility for the grenade incident." - Caboose, RvB: Reconstruction, Episode 6 Wash: Delta, I called Command. They wanted me to pass along condolences at South's passing. "I don't think there has ever been anyone as bored as I am bored right now."-General Jack O'Neil, Stargate: Continuum "I am a clutter whore!" - Me... don't ask... Me: Oh! He's so hot! "I'm sure some veteran in the army has shot himself in the foot." - Me, trying to encourage a coworker about making mistakes. "I was choking in front of the world, in front of my peers... in front of the good-looking kid from Twilight." - Jim Carrey narrating himself at the MTV movie awards. RACISM IS WRONG! Racism is wrong, and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile. A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile. If you think the Eragon movie was horrible, that the book was WAY better, and that the person who wrote the script should be tortured in some horrid manner (use your imagination), copy and paste this to your profile and add you name to the list: GuardianOfTheMorningStar, Beyond the Pages 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this into your profile .•´¸•´¨) ¸.•¨)¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•¨) ~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer. My name is Chris. I must be stupid I wish I were better I can't do a wrong When I'm awake im all alone When my mommy does come home I just heard a car I hear him curse I try to hide He finds me weeping He slaps and hits me He's already locked it I fall to the floor "I'm sorry!" I scream The hurt and the pain And he finally stops My name is Chris IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE, COPY THAT POEM INTO YOUR PROFILE!! If you believe that flaming is wrong, and that CC (Constructive Criticism) should be practiced more frequently on fanfiction, copy this into your profile. If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over 2 billion people in the world cannot read at all: Put this in your profile if you are trying to be an Author(ess). If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. Even when you can't see him, GOD is there. If you believe in God, copy and paste this into your profile. I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual If you have music in your soul, copy this to your profile. If you measure the distance between destinations in hours, copy and paste this into your profile. (That way I know how long it will take to get there...) I, Beyond the Pages, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I enjoy, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. I have now joined the Review Revolution. Post this same thing in your profile and spread the love! If you think that Barney, Clowns, Teletubbies, Mimes, and Boobahs are the ultimate source of evil, copy this onto your profile. (What the heck is a Boobah? Is that some kind of demon horse?) If you think that FF.net should take the Bible off, paste this on your profile. If you love writing paste this to your profile. If you are a total daydreamer paste this to your profile. If you are writing a novel paste this to your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. 30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile. (majoring in psychology :D) If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. Music is like candy: You've got to throw the rappers away. If you totally believe this, copy and paste! If you have seen a movie so many times that you have memorized almost all of the lines, and you still laugh at every punch line, copy this onto your profile. If you want child abuse to STOP, copy and paste this into your profile. Month One Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this CURRENT STORIES: Inkdeath: An Inkheart fic. Abriella is daughter to the long-dead Capricorn. Her mother always told her she was the third most important thing in his life, although Abriella never believed it. When her mother's beatings get worse, Abriella decides to go after Mo and Meggie, in hopes of winning her grandmother - Mortola -'s respect, and saving her mother. But she starts to have a change of heart when she meets the Black Prince - or Corwin as he tells her he can be called. As her relationship with him blossoms, she changes her mind, but not before she makes a big mistake that could scar her for the rest of her life. COMPLETE! The Darkest Night: Beauty and the Beasty/Cinderella. Isabella's stepsisters, who were taken in by her loving parents, hate her because she came after them, when her mother was finally able to have children. Isabella, nicknamed Cinderella since she enjoys sitting next to the fire, has a wonderful family, aside from her conniving stepsisters, Ilana and Bryanne. But something lurks just beyond her village, and only she has ever been able to walk amongst the trees and return unscathed. Her village condemns her to fix the problem that is growing steadily: by night, a strange monster walks among the streets, and leaves when the cock crows, entering the forest. The village elders want Cinderella to find the monster, and figure out his weakness. But the monster has his own plans. Will Isabella be caught in the middle of it? And will she get out alive? COMPLETE! Screw You, Dad: A oneshot from the POV of Gregory House, M. D.. It talks about how he feels his dad is trying to control his life, and it also speaks about how he decided he wanted to become a doctor. Inspired by the fic written by Sairra called, "Unbearable Seeing". COMPLETE. Angel: A oneshot song from the POV of Christine, speaking about how she originally felt about Erik. COMPLETE. A Pirate's Life for Me: Another oneshot song, this time telling what kind of stuff Jack would sing about if he and Gibbs started a band. Completely random! Not meant to be taken seriously! COMPLETE. STORY WRITING TIPS: Tip #1: Write about what you know. If you're writing a love story in which the main female character is dumped by her boyfriend, think about what you have been through in your own personal experience, and think about how she might react. Does your character have a strong personality? Are they normally quite likeable? Do they have a weak personality, and they let people push them around? Or do they have a personality that is mysterious, and unpredictable? Once you have established a main character, only you, the author, can predict how they will react to a certain problem. Tip #2: When beginning a story, and a chapter, it often helps to start the story/chapter in the middle of an action, because then you immediately grasp the reader's attention. Tip #3: When writing a summary, you might want to include a very short excerpt from your story. That way, you get the reader intrigued. In a real, published book, the first thing that a person sees is the cover, second the title, and third, the back of the book, where the summary is usually located. Since, on Fanfiction, we don't have a cover for our stories, the first thing we see is the title, and then the summary. In order to capture the reader's attention, make your summary brief, and don't give too much away in your story, otherwise, there wouldn't be any point in the person reading it. Tip #4: Write about what is important to you. If you're writing about breaking up with a boyfriend, and that is something that has never happened to you, or is not important to you, then you can't write to your full potential because your heart isn't into it. Tip #5: Your plot always has to be moving and getting somewhere. You don't want your story to hit a stand-still. You need a means of how your characters move forward in your plot, and you, the author, always need to know what route your plot will follow. You don't need to know all the details; just the basic plot line. Tip#6: In your fictitious world, you need your limitations. Your characters are not invincible, and they can't live forever (unless their elves :-D). They don't breathe fire and they can't create force fields. Although many authors here I'm sure, myself included, wish that writing was that easy, it's not. You need to stick to the limitations that you give yourself (when writing an original story), or the limitations given you (when writing a story on fanfiction). If not, then your story doesn't make any sense. The rules that you created for your world in the beginning is how they MUST stay. Tip#7: Description. This is a big one. You have to remember that the world you are trying to create through the use of words is one that most of the rest of the population may have trouble picturing, so describe, describe, describe. It doesn't have to be so filled with so much detail that the plot virtually doesn't exist, and all you're doing is setting the scene throughout the whole book - remember, the story must be going somewhere - but detail is still important, and it does set the scene, making it easier for the reader to picture what you as the author are trying to portray through your writing. Tip#8: This has a little to do with the description thing. When you want to write something, and you struggle with describing stuff, get your ideas down on paper (or computer) first, and then add the description in afterwards. Now, for some people, they can just add it in as they go along. But if you are the kind of person who has so many ideas bouncing around in your head that you can't make heads or tails of it, you need to follow this tip, for your own sake as a writer. You need to make sure that you get your ideas down before you actually write anything substantial. That way, you will already have the ideas down when you start writing, and you don't need to worry about forgetting them. Tip #9: This one was told to me by my friend, OnMyKnees. I learned this from her, because she gave me advice about my story, The Darkest Night. When writing in first person (third person, too, but mostly first person) you want to stick to one character. If you want to put it from another character's point of view, then write in third person, so your audience can relate more and connect more to your main character. I hope that these tips help you get closer to achieving your literary goals. Sincerely, ~Beyond the Pages~ BTW... Annoying things to do on an elevator: read this! :) very funny!! | |||||||||||
1. PotO PoemsI'm trying this out... I make no promises... Rated T just in case... CC is welcome, flames are not, as always.Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Published: 6-28-09 - Erik2. The Darkest Night » reviewsIsabella turns 15, and goes on a journey to stop a monster from terrorizing her village. Adventure, mystery, fantastical characters and a bitchy faerie queen await in this remake of the classic tale of Beauty and the Beast. Complete!Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 36,866 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 5-24-09 - Published: 11-26-07 - Complete3. Inkdeath » reviewsMy version of the third book. Abriella is the daughter of the dead Capricorn. She's out to find Mo and Meggie so she can earn Mortola's respect, and stop her mother's beatings. R&R! No flames, please! COMPLETE!Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,617 - Reviews: 74 - Updated: 2-5-08 - Published: 12-3-07 - Complete4. Angel reviewsJust a random song, PotO related, from the POV of Christine, speaking about how she first felt about Erik. R&R! No flames, please!Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-6-07 - Christine & Erik - Complete5. A Pirate's Life for Me reviewsA random pirate song. What would happen if Jack and Gibbs started a band! Randomness ensues, so please, try not to take it seriously. R&R, please! No flames, please! For all I know, this might end up being a series. For now, it's just a oneshot.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-6-07 - Jack S. & Joshamee G. - Complete6. Screw You, Dad reviewsA oneshot about how House decided he wanted to be a doctor, and how he has always felt about his father. Inspired by Sairra's oneshot called Unbearable Seeing.House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-19-07 - G. House - Complete
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