95 of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, Midnight-angel-of-darkness, adngo714,cyber-porygon, the aku dragon of light, PirateCaptainBo; Ski Bo, SilverFlameoftheWindScar, ferrarius-venator,

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breath anymore. Repost if your one if the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

now for semoehtnig itnresitng...

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olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that, copy and paste it into your profile.

You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

If every time you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you want Tink and all other fairies to stay alive every day chant this loudly and yell it at random people pretending your crazy: I DO BELIEVE IN FAIRIES I DO I DO! I DO BELIEVE IN FAIRIES I DO I DO! I DO BELIEVE IN FAIRIES I DO I DO! if you see the men in white coats run the other way there tricky i should know! When your friends ask what the hell your doing get a twig off the ground pretend its a magical wand and hit them with it telling them that there insulting tink!! I DO BELIEVE IN FAIRIES I DO I DO! -post this on your profile so soon everyone will believe! were gonna make them believe!!WE WILL NOT BE TAKEN BY THE MEN IN WHITE COATS!!

46 ways to annoy a non harry potter fan:

1).Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter books or movies.

2).Crowd their in box with Harry Potter related emails, make the subject misleading.

3). Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their b-day and demand they cherish it 4-ever.

4). Pretend you can do magic.

5).Yell "CRUCIO" whenever they insult Harry Potter.

6).If your late for something blame it on your broken time turner.

7).Sort every person you meet in to one of the four houses.

8).Say "Lumos" every time you turn on a light.

9).If your asked to retrieve something shout "Accio" loudly.

10).Refuse to wash your hair and explain you're going for the Snape look.

11).Spend hours at a time trying to make your broom fly.

12).Tap all brick walls you encounter with an umbrella.

13).Demand to know what exactly the function of a rubber duck is.

14).Carry around a hip flask and refuse to drink anything anyone else offers you.

15).Hum the Harry Potter theme all day long.

16).Talk to animals and insist that they're animagi.

17).Walk up to random people and ask if their initials are R.A.B.

18).Tell them that they're almost as smart as Grawp.

19).Refuse to tell them who Grawp is.

20).Whenever it gets foggy outside scream "The Dementors are coming!" and hide for days at a time.

21).Point at modern electronic devices and say "Look at that! The things these muggles come up with!"

22).Point and grunt and insist that your speaking troll.

23).Take them to a CD store and make them look for the new Weird Sisters Album.

24).Always speak with a British accent, especially if your not from the U.K.

25).Draw round glasses and a lightening bolt scar on every poster you come across.

26).Constantly compare them to Mrs.Figg.

27).Laugh evilly if they ask who Mrs.Figg is.

28).Complain loudly about how your pictures don't move.

29).Break any awkward silences by saying "How 'bout them Chudley Canons."

30).Say "Alhomora" every time you open a door.

31).Every time you see them demand an explanation of why they don't like harry potter.

32).Say everything in a sing-song voice like Luna Lovegood.

33).Shriek loudly and say that you're speaking Mermish.

34).If they ask you about the weather solemnly say, "Mars is bright tonight."

35).Pretend your under an invisibility cloak and shout "You can't see me!"

36).Knit them a maroon jumper every year, especially if maroon isn't there color.

37).Draw the sign of the Hallow on every surface in the house.

38).While playing chess with them, stare at your pieces and give them verbal commands.

39).Throw the chess board across the room when the pieces don't move.

40).When one of the movies is on TV remind them every five minutes.

41).Refer to random people as "You Know Who."

42).Start swatting at the air saying there's a wrackspurt around.

43).Ask them to help you stuy for your O.W.L.'S

44).Walk around bumping into walls explaining your looking for the Room of Requirement.

45).Run up to random men with long dark hair and scream "SIRIUS! always knew you were alive!"

46).Hog the computer when making Harry potter videos on youtube.

47).Tell them that You Know Who was defeated today. When they ask who's you know who pretend to be offended and don't tell them who he is.

Ten ways to annoy Lord Voldemort:

1). Ask him why he doesn't have such a cool scar.

2).Throw biscuits at him...constantly.

3).Mock his baldness.

4).Tell him Wormtail has a crush on him.

5).Wack him on the arm and say "mosquiteo" every few minutes.

6).Set off random party poppers in his face whenever the urge strikes you.

7).Cuddle him at random moments.

8).Tell him Lucius did it.

9).Anytime he enters a room insist on entering first and introduce him grandly.

10).Be Harry for Halloween.

Child abuse is wrong, evil, and sick. If your abused run to the police as fast as you can because you don't deserve it! If you know your friend is being abused tell the police no matter what they say! They may be mad at you know but atleast there not dead or being hurt by evil, cruel people! Help others by making the right choice and tell an adult!

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
Was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
Unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"God, why? Why is
My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!!

If you agree that Albus Dumbledore's mother is to blame for everything post this on your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. The irony...

favorite pairings
HP/BL
HP/NT
HP/HG
HP/OC

pairings that i sometimes like
HP/LV(though this is done to much)
HP/NM

disliked pairings
HP/DM
HP/LM

I am looking for good dark/evil/betrayed/azkaban Harry fics at the moment if you know of one plz tell me!