Good fanfiction writer: http://www.freewebs.com/biggestdouche/

My favorite one by him is Pedophilia: http://www.freewebs.com/biggestdouche/806.htm

Okay, some quick information about me:

Everyone for some weird reason calls me Smurf. . .don't ask, I have no idea either.

I am seriously too addicted to South Park, I wonder if I have a disease.

Oh, and I have random trains of thought. Not ADD like, but more like, "Erm. . .what?"

I think slash stories are fun to read, I just don't think the boys are actually gay. There's definitely possibilities, but for now I'll just go along with what Matt and Trey say. Except when it come's to fanfiction because, come ON. There's a reason it's called FANfiction.

My favorite South Park pairings (in no particular order):

Stan x Kyle

Kenny x Kyle

Kenny x Butters

Tweek x Craig

Cartman x Wendy

So-So Pairings:

Kenny x Stan

Kenny x Bebe

Stan x Wendy

Kyle x Tweek

Bebe x Wendy

Kenny x Tweek (heh-heh, to me Tweek is kind of Craig's possession, I know poor Tweeky!)

Least favorite pairings I will read if the author rocks:

Cartman x Kyle . . .sorry, this one I don't really like, unless Cartman is raping Kyle against Kyle's will or something. I just can't picture them both together willingly.

Cartman x Butters . . .seems to much like Butters is being taken advantage of

Pairings I will NEVER like (unless I change my mind which I very well may do one day)

Wendy x Kyle . . .I really hate this pair because it feels so disloyal on Kyle's part. But there was one fiction I really liked where he and Wendy became best friends

after Stan deserted him I think it was called: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2764840/1/Pretend

Kyle x Ike . . .incest not really my thing

Kenny x Kevin . . .same reason as aboves

Stan x Shelly . . .I don't think I actually need to worry about someone trying to make these two a couple

I don't know why I make Kyle out to seem so gay. He's my favorite character and honestly, I don't really think he is gay. But he is just so cute to read about, and I never really like the pairings he get's put up with honestly. It's the same reason why I never get why I can't really think of Token as gay. To me he's just straight. Also I think Butters is most likely straight just because he 'seems' so gay, unless Kenny tries to convert him. I doubt anyone would be straight in South Park if Kenny attempted a move on them. (I love Kenny's personality, I mean how many nine year old boys can be so all knowing and yet so perverted?)