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Author has written 27 stories for Strawberry Panic!, Mai HiME, Sailor Moon, Kannazuki no Miko, Maria-sama ga Miteru, Law and Order: SVU, and Facts of Life. E.M. Praetorian, or Elder Master to some FFN members, seared my soul with her words and captured my heart with her love. In the words of W. H. Auden to my most beloved, "You are my North, my South, my East, and West. My working week and my Sunday rest. My noon, my midnight, my talk, and my song." For my inquiring readership, some yurianimeotaku trivia: Y) Just in case you did not already guess from the declaration above, I am an "out" lesbian. U) I have an evil Hentai mind and my beloved lovingly inspires it to new heights. R) English is my first language, although sometimes I even wonder, especially since it was my major in college. I) Caffeine is Kami. A) I am old enough to know better, but young and stupid enough to try it anyway. N) Yes, Hofftailing REALLY is my FFN senpai and the reason I started writing fan fiction. I) I REALLY do read [and answer - unfortunately, due to FFN changes, authors have been rendered unable to directly answer their readers' reviews] ALL of my readers' reviews. M) I hold my loyal readership's opinion in high regard and consider everything you all leave in your reviews. E) "Nothing has done more to make us dumber or meaner than the anonymity of the Internet." - Aaron Sorkin Yes, I disabled the "Anonymous Reviews" feature, because I believe MY life is way too short to deal with cowardly despicable people who hide behind anonymity to vent their mean petty jealousies. If you have something to say to me, say it to my face! In other words, register on this site. O) I absolutely LOVE the deliberately trashy "Strawberry Panic!" anime, because I feel not everything needs to be pretentious to be thoroughly appreciated and enjoyed. T) "Shizuma'd" is the blissed-out, often confused state of mind females experience after spending the night with Hanazono Shizuma (credit to 'Demel aka Sugador' for coining the term in a review & many thanks for letting me use it). A) While I am a firm believer in keeping canon couples together in my fanfics, I am also a firm believer that love worth having is love worth fighting for. K) Contrary to popular belief, my all-time favorite shoujo-ai/yuri anime couple is NOT ShizNat. It is Haruka and Michiru (Sailor Uranus and Sailor Neptune from "Sailor Moon"). U) Here is a list of my other favorite shoujo-ai/yuri anime "couples" - some canon and some not (in order by anime): Deunan & Hitomi (Appleseed) I recently discovered the wonderful world of "Femslash" over on "Passion and Perfection." Here is a list of my favorite femslash "couples" - NONE of them are canon, but "hope springs eternal" (in order by television show): Barbara Gordon & Helena Kyle (Birds of Prey) My Favorite Quips and Quotes on: Intelligence "Learn to use your gray matter for something other than keeping your ears apart." - Mr. Matsueda (a great man - my mentor & high school U.S. History teacher) “You just evolved a notch up the idiot ladder.” – Mandy (“The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy”) “Don’t you have to go be stupid somewhere else?” – Sandy Cheeks (“SpongeBob SquarePants”) Life "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind!" - Dr. Seuss “I'm not crazy M’Lynn; I've just been in a very bad mood for the last 40 years!” – Ouiser Boudreaux (“Steel Magnolias”) “When a man gives his opinion he's a man. When a woman gives her opinion she's a bitch.” - The late great Bette Davis “Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forward.” - Soren Kierkegaard "The hottest places in Hell are reserved for those who in time of moral crisis preserve their neutrality." - JFK First they came for the communists, Then they came for the trade unionists, Then they came for the Jews, Then they came for the Catholics, Then they came for me - Martin Niemöller Love "A writer in her craft has the power to move mountains, calm stormy seas, and pull from the heavens the stars for anyone who dares love." - elder master praetorian (FFN) "Love is not finding the perfect person. It is seeing an imperfect person perfectly." - Sam Keen “Even if the hitter may be doing it without much thought, for the victim, it leaves wounds that are there for a lifetime. Violence that wears the mask of love, is the worst kind there is.” – Takeru (“Last Friends") AUTHOR'S NEWS: February 15, 2008 My beloved E.M. Praetorian and I have begun a joint writing project under a different pen-name (to make life easier). If you have some free time, check out our works under "yuripraetorian." Some people are like Slinkies - They do not add to the greater good, but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs. | |||||||
1. The Private War of Joanna Polniaczek » reviewsAnother outbreak hits close to home again, but can the girls handle this one without Jo? This series is COMPLETELY AU and Jo/Blair FEMSLASH, so if you want straight canon, this is definitely NOT your "cup of tea."Facts of Life - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,240 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 4-21-13 - Published: 7-3-112. Going to the Chapel? » reviewsThis is my submission for mandygirl78's - mg78 here on FFN - LiveJournal writing challenge. See her for the details. WARNING: Jo/Blair FEMSLASH.Facts of Life - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,556 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8-9-11 - Published: 7-30-113. Mirror, Mirror » reviewsWhat if you were given a second chance to make a life-altering decision? Would you choose differently or make the same decision again? WARNING: Jo/Blair FEMSLASH with a dash of Alexandra Cabot for spice.Facts of Life - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,120 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 8-1-11 - Published: 7-7-114. The Crimson Countess » reviewsA horror tale with a My-HiME/Mai-Otome twist. COMPLETELY AU and OOC. Canon couples and some non-canon couples. Yuri. Yaoi.Mai HiME - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,812 - Reviews: 316 - Updated: 7-30-11 - Published: 1-16-08 - Shizuru F. & Shizuma H.5. Entitlement reviewsAfter reading Lisa's Whelchel's beliefs on homosexuality, I was more than a bit appalled. As I fumed and ranted to my girlfriend, I began to wonder just how the fictional lesbian icons Blair Warner and Jo Polniaczek would feel. Jo&Blair FEMSLASHFacts of Life - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-29-106. Prima Facie reviewsSometimes things are not what they seem. FEMSLASH - Jo&Blair from "The Facts of Life" added for spice.Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-5-10 - O. Benson & A. Cabot7. Finally Woken reviewsYoko receives a letter at the worst possible time in her life. Yuri.Maria-sama ga Miteru - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-9-10 - Yōko M. & Sei S. - Complete8. The Concert: The American Tour » reviewsYou die-hard romantics asked for a sequel to "The Concert," so here it is. The continuing romantic series of Haruka and Michiru. Yuri romance and seduction.Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,712 - Reviews: 80 - Updated: 9-3-09 - Published: 8-7-08 - Haruka T./Sailor Uranus & Michiru K./Sailor Neptune9. Down Home in Japan reviewsThis ShizNat one-shot crackfic is the result of being overloaded with work and excessive coffee in my system. It is 100% PURE CRACK! AU, OOC, WTF, and EVERYTHING that grates on the pompous self-appointed fanfic cops in the Mai-HiME universe...YIPPEE!Mai HiME - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 11-10-08 - Shizuru F. & Natsuki K. - Complete10. Confrontation » reviewsYouko questions her judgment about a certain redhead. Yuri.Mai HiME - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 9-9-08 - Published: 8-10-08 - Youko S. & Midori S. - Complete11. The Concert » reviewsThis was born a Haruka&Michiru one-shot drabble written for Reusch17. It grew into a drabble series. Now, as it matures, it has grown into a regular series! Yuri romance and seduction.Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 29,282 - Reviews: 369 - Updated: 8-6-08 - Published: 6-4-08 - Haruka T./Sailor Uranus & Michiru K./Sailor Neptune - Complete12. Boys Will Be Boys reviewsNatsuki has chosen Shizuru over Masashi. Mai has dumped Reito for Mikoto. What are the boys to do? This is my first attempt at Yaoi and not just Yaoi, but Yaoi smut. While not explicitly graphic, it is rated 'M' for a reason.Mai HiME - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-2-08 - Reito K. & Y. Tate - Complete13. That Fateful Waltz reviewsSometimes Destiny has other plans. A non-crossover Haruka&Michiru one-shot, because Reusch17 has been "tugging" at me to write one. ShoujoAi.Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 5-29-08 - Michiru K./Sailor Neptune & Haruka T./Sailor Uranus - Complete14. Himitsu reviewsA one-shot dealing with the lesbian community's "dirty little secret." ShoujoAi. ShizNat.Mai HiME - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,230 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 5-3-08 - Natsuki K. & Shizuru F. - Complete15. Into Infinite Darkness » reviewsThe Red Spider is back! C.O.D.E.'s top agents have been called in to take care of the problem. COMPLETELY AU. ShoujoAi. Yuri. Chie&Aoi, ShizNat, Haruka&Yukino, NatNaoMai HiME - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,713 - Reviews: 147 - Updated: 3-27-08 - Published: 12-25-07 - Complete16. The Power of Goodbye » reviewsThe one word in the English language that can cause catastrophic results in certain circumstances is the word 'Goodbye.' ShoujoAi.Mai HiME - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,110 - Reviews: 175 - Updated: 3-7-08 - Published: 1-28-08 - Shizuru F. & Chie H. - Complete17. Hell Hath No Fury » reviewsA dark tale of love and revenge. Completely AU. ShoujoAi. Yuri. ShizNat. Chie&Aoi. WARNING: This three chapter one-shot is rated 'M' for a reason.Mai HiME - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,312 - Reviews: 55 - Published: 2-21-08 - Natsuki K. & Shizuru F. - Complete18. Deception » reviewsAfter fifteen years together, Shizuru abruptly leaves Natsuki to fulfill a promise to her grandmother. Completely AU. ShoujoAi. Yuri. ShizNat.Mai HiME - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,064 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 2-20-08 - Published: 2-17-08 - Natsuki K. & Shizuru F.19. Snow White and the Seven Orochi reviewsI wrote this for my Petite Soeur. I blended her favorite place with her favorite Yuri anime and this is the twisted result. Happy Valentine's Day Hammie-chan. ShoujoAi. Yuri. Chikane&Himeko.Kannazuki no Miko - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,339 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 2-14-08 - Himeko K. & Chikane H.20. The Bedtime Story reviewsI wrote this Strawberry Panic!/Sailor Moon crossover for my senpai. Happy Valentine's Day Hofftailing-senpai. ShoujoAi. Haruka&Michiru and Amane&Hikari.Crossover - Sailor Moon & Strawberry Panic! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 2-14-08 - Haruka T./Sailor Uranus & Hikari K. - Complete21. Happy Valentine's Day My Natsuki reviewsThis is my submission for the personal Mai-HiME Valentine's Day writing challenge I issued to a few of my fellow FFN authors. ShoujoAi. ShizNat.Mai HiME - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 2-13-08 - Shizuru F. & Natsuki K. - Complete22. The Heart Knows What It Wants reviewsWhen people refuse to listen to Fate and Destiny, it is up to The Heart, because The Heart knows what it wants. ShoujoAi. Yuri.Mai HiME - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 2-6-08 - Natsuki K. & Shizuru F.23. Waiting,Wanting,Wondering,Wishing,Walking,&Waking » reviewsIt began as a drabble, but has taken on a life of its own. ShoujoAiMai HiME - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 97 - Updated: 1-15-08 - Published: 1-10-08 - Natsuki K. & Shizuru F. - Complete24. Behind The Scenes: Strawberry Confessions » reviewsWhat REALLY happened on the set of Strawberry Panic? ShoujoAi. Yuri.Strawberry Panic! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,727 - Reviews: 120 - Updated: 12-31-07 - Published: 11-12-0725. Through The Mech Glass reviewsI wanted to try my hand at writing a drabble...this is the result. SP&GoDannar Crossover. ShoujoAi. Amane&Hikari Shadow&LunaStrawberry Panic! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-29-07 - Amane O. & Hikari K. - Complete26. Happy 21st Birthday My Beloved Shizuru reviewsNatsuki makes Shizuru's special day...special. ShoujoAi. Yuri.Mai HiME - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,030 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 12-19-07 - Natsuki K. & Shizuru F. - Complete27. Canon Fire reviewsHell hath no fury like a woman scorned, no matter what type of woman she may be. ShoujoAi. Chie&Aoi, Chikane&Himeko, Haruka&Michiru, Kaname&Momomi, ShizNat, Shizuma&NagisaCrossover - Mai HiME & Strawberry Panic! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,959 - Reviews: 45 - Published: 11-12-07 - Complete
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