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since: 10-31-07, id: 1410693, Profile Updated: 09-06-09
country: United States
Author has written 21 stories for Strawberry Panic!, Mai HiME, Kannazuki no Miko, and Sailor Moon.

E.M. Praetorian, or Elder Master to some FFN members, seared my soul with her words and captured my heart with her love.

In the words of W. H. Auden to my most beloved, "You are my North, my South, my East and West. My working week and my Sunday rest. My noon, my midnight, my talk, and my song."

For my inquiring readership, some yurianimeotaku trivia:

Y) Just in case you did not already guess from the declaration above, I am an "out" lesbian.

U) I have an evil Hentai mind and my beloved lovingly inspires it to new heights.

R) English is my first language, although sometimes I even wonder, especially since it was my major in college.

I) Caffeine is Kami.

A) I am old enough to know better, but young and stupid enough to try it anyway.

N) Yes, Hofftailing REALLY is my FFN senpai and the reason I started writing fan fiction.

I) I REALLY do read and answer ALL of my readers' reviews.

M) I hold my loyal readership's opinion in high regard and consider everything you all leave in your reviews.

E) "Nothing has done more to make us dumber or meaner than the anonymity of the Internet." - Aaron Sorkin

Yes, I disabled the "Anonymous Reviews" feature, because I believe MY life is way too short to deal with cowardly despicable people who hide behind anonymity to vent their mean petty jealousies. If you have something to say to me, say it to my face! In other words, register on this site.

O) I absolutely LOVE the deliberately trashy "Strawberry Panic!" anime, because I feel not everything needs to be pretentious to be thoroughly appreciated and enjoyed.

T) "Shizuma'd" is the blissed-out, often confused state of mind females experience after spending the night with Hanazono Shizuma (credit to 'Demel aka Sugador' for coining the term in a review & many thanks for letting me use it).

A) While I am a firm believer in keeping canon couples together in my fanfics, I am also a firm believer that love worth having is love worth fighting for.

K) Contrary to popular belief, my all-time favorite shoujo-ai/yuri anime couple is NOT ShizNat. It is Haruka and Michiru (Sailor Uranus and Sailor Neptune from "Sailor Moon").

U) Here is a list of my other favorite shoujo-ai/yuri anime "couples" - some canon and some not (in order by anime):

Deunan & Hitomi (Appleseed)
Jo & Meg (Burst Angel)
Shadow & Luna (GoDannar)
Noin & Sally (Gundam Wing)
Sango & Kagome (Inuyasha)
Mio & Yui (K-On!)
Ritsu & Nodoka (K-On!)
Tsumugi & Sawako-sensei (K-On!)
Azusa & Ui (K-On!)
Chikane & Himeko (Kannaduki No Miko)
Kouya & Yamato (Loveless)
Nanoha & Fate (Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha StrikerS)
Konoka & Setsuna (Negima!)
Sachiko & Yumi (Maria-sama ga Miteru)
Shimako & Noriko (Maria-sama ga Miteru)
Sei & Youko (Maria-sama ga Miteru)
Sei & Shizuka (Maria-sama ga Miteru)
Rei & Yoshino (Maria-sama ga Miteru)
Chie & Aoi (My-HiME/Otome)
Haruka & Yukino (My-HiME/Otome)
Mai & Mikoto (My-HiME/Otome)
Midori & Youko (My-HiME/Otome)
ShizNat (obviously) (My-HiME/Otome)
Utena & Antny (Revolutionary Girl Utena)
Ami & Makoto (Sailor Moon)
Rei & Usagi (Sailor Moon)
Setsuna & Minako (Sailor Moon)
Saki & Nodoka (Saki)
Hisa & Mihoko (Saki)
Yumi & Momoko (Saki)
Shizuma & Nagisa (Strawberry Panic!)
Amane & Hikari (Strawberry Panic!)
Kaname & Momomi (Strawberry Panic!)
Remon & Kizuna(Strawberry Panic!)
Miyuki & Noriko (Strawberry Panic!)
Yaya & Tsubomi (Strawberry Panic!)
Chikaru & Shion (Strawberry Panic!)
Chiyo & Kagome (Strawberry Panic!)
Michiru & Yomi (Zombie Loan)

My Favorite Quips and Quotes on:

Intelligence

"Learn to use your gray matter for something other than keeping your ears apart." - Mr. Matsueda (a great man - my mentor & high school U.S. History teacher)

“You just evolved a notch up the idiot ladder.” – Mandy (“The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy”)

“Don’t you have to go be stupid somewhere else?” – Sandy Cheeks (“SpongeBob SquarePants”)

Living

“I'm not crazy M’Lynn; I've just been in a very bad mood for the last 40 years!” – Ouiser Boudreaux (“Steel Magnolias”)

“When a man gives his opinion he's a man. When a woman gives her opinion she's a bitch.” - The late great Bette Davis

“Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forward.” - Soren Kierkegaard

Love

"A writer in her craft has the power to move mountains, calm stormy seas, and pull from the heavens the stars for anyone who dares love." - elder master praetorian (FFN)

"Love is not finding the perfect person. It is seeing an imperfect person perfectly." - Sam Keen

“Even if the hitter may be doing it without much thought, for the victim, it leaves wounds that are there for a lifetime. Violence that wears the mask of love, is the worst kind there is.” – Takeru (“Last Friends")

Some people are like Slinkies - They do not add to the greater good, but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.


AUTHOR'S NEWS:

February 15, 2008

Well, thanks to my most beloved E.M. Praetorian, I am no longer on hiatus from the Mai-HiME universe.

She and I have begun a joint writing project under a different penname (to make life easier). If you have some free time, check out our works under "yuripraetorian."

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1. The Concert: The American Tour » reviews
You die-hard romantics asked for a sequel to "The Concert," so here it is. The continuing romantic series of Haruka and Michiru. Yuri romance and seduction.
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,056 - Reviews: 76 - Updated: 9-3-09 - Published: 8-7-08 - Haruka T. & Michiru K.
2. The Crimson Countess » reviews
A horror tale with a My-HiME/Mai-Otome twist. COMPLETELY AU and OOC. Canon couples and some non-canon couples. Yuri. Yaoi.
Mai HiME - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,041 - Reviews: 262 - Updated: 8-18-09 - Published: 1-16-08 - Shizuru F.
3. Down Home in Japan reviews
This ShizNat one-shot crackfic is the result of being overloaded with work and excessive coffee in my system. It is 100% PURE CRACK! AU, OOC, WTF, and EVERYTHING that grates on the pompous self-appointed fanfic cops in the Mai-HiME universe...YIPPEE!
Mai HiME - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 11-10-08 - Shizuru F. & Natsuki K. - Complete
4. Confrontation » reviews
Youko questions her judgment about a certain redhead. Yuri.
Mai HiME - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 9-9-08 - Published: 8-10-08 - Youko S. & Midori S. - Complete
5. The Concert » reviews
This was born a Haruka&Michiru one-shot drabble written for Reusch17. It grew into a drabble series. Now, as it matures, it has grown into a regular series! Yuri romance and seduction.
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 29,226 - Reviews: 365 - Updated: 8-6-08 - Published: 6-4-08 - Haruka T. & Michiru K. - Complete
6. Boys Will Be Boys reviews
Natsuki has chosen Shizuru over Masashi. Mai has dumped Reito for Mikoto. What are the boys to do? This is my first attempt at Yaoi and not just Yaoi, but Yaoi smut. While not explicitly graphic, it is rated 'M' for a reason.
Mai HiME - Rated: M - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-2-08 - Reito K. & Y. Tate - Complete
7. That Fateful Waltz reviews
Sometimes Destiny has other plans. A non-crossover Haruka&Michiru one-shot, because Reusch17 has been "tugging" at me to write one. ShoujoAi.
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 5-29-08 - Michiru K. & Haruka T. - Complete
8. Himitsu reviews
A one-shot dealing with the lesbian community's "dirty little secret." ShoujoAi. ShizNat.
Mai HiME - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,221 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 5-3-08 - Natsuki K. & Shizuru F. - Complete
9. Into Infinite Darkness » reviews
The Red Spider is back! C.O.D.E.'s top agents have been called in to take care of the problem. COMPLETELY AU. ShoujoAi. Yuri. Chie&Aoi, ShizNat, Haruka&Yukino, NatNao
Mai HiME - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,741 - Reviews: 143 - Updated: 3-27-08 - Published: 12-25-07 - Complete
10. The Power of Goodbye » reviews
The one word in the English language that can cause catastrophic results in certain circumstances is the word ‘Goodbye.’ ShoujoAi.
Mai HiME - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,541 - Reviews: 173 - Updated: 3-7-08 - Published: 1-28-08 - Shizuru F. & Chie H. - Complete
11. Hell Hath No Fury » reviews
A dark tale of love and revenge. Completely AU. ShoujoAi. Yuri. ShizNat. Chie&Aoi. WARNING: This three chapter one-shot is rated 'M' for a reason.
Mai HiME - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,031 - Reviews: 49 - Published: 2-21-08 - Natsuki K. & Shizuru F. - Complete
12. Deception » reviews
After fifteen years together, Shizuru abruptly leaves Natsuki to fulfill a promise to her grandmother. Completely AU. ShoujoAi. Yuri. ShizNat.
Mai HiME - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,968 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 2-20-08 - Published: 2-17-08 - Natsuki K. & Shizuru F.
13. Snow White and the Seven Orochi reviews
I wrote this for my Petite Soeur. I blended her favorite place with her favorite Yuri anime and this is the twisted result. Happy Valentine’s Day Hammie-chan. ShoujoAi. Yuri. Chikane&Himeko.
Kannazuki no Miko - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,338 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 2-14-08 - Himeko K. & Chikane H.
14. The Bedtime Story reviews
I wrote this Strawberry Panic!/Sailor Moon crossover for my senpai. Happy Valentine's Day Hofftailing-senpai. ShoujoAi. Haruka&Michiru and Amane&Hikari.
Strawberry Panic! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 2-14-08 - Hikari K. & Amane O. - Complete
15. Happy Valentine's Day My Natsuki reviews
This is my submission for the personal Mai-HiME Valentine’s Day writing challenge I issued to a few of my fellow FFN authors. ShoujoAi. ShizNat.
Mai HiME - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 2-13-08 - Shizuru F. & Natsuki K. - Complete
16. The Heart Knows What It Wants reviews
When people refuse to listen to Fate and Destiny, it is up to The Heart, because The Heart knows what it wants. ShoujoAi. Yuri.
Mai HiME - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 2-6-08 - Natsuki K. & Shizuru F.
17. Waiting,Wanting,Wondering,Wishing,Walking,&Waking » reviews
It began as a drabble, but has taken on a life of its own. ShoujoAi
Mai HiME - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,973 - Reviews: 92 - Updated: 1-15-08 - Published: 1-10-08 - Natsuki K. & Shizuru F. - Complete
18. Behind The Scenes: Strawberry Confessions » reviews
What REALLY happened on the set of Strawberry Panic? ShoujoAi. Yuri.
Strawberry Panic! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,436 - Reviews: 114 - Updated: 12-31-07 - Published: 11-12-07
19. Through The Mech Glass reviews
I wanted to try my hand at writing a drabble...this is the result. SP&GoDannar Crossover. ShoujoAi. Amane&Hikari Shadow&Luna
Strawberry Panic! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-29-07 - Amane O. & Hikari K. - Complete
20. Happy 21st Birthday My Beloved Shizuru reviews
Natsuki makes Shizuru's special day...special. ShoujoAi. Yuri.
Mai HiME - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,947 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 12-19-07 - Natsuki K. & Shizuru F. - Complete
21. Canon Fire reviews
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, no matter what type of woman she may be. ShoujoAi. Chie&Aoi, Chikane&Himeko, Haruka&Michiru, Kaname&Momomi, ShizNat, Shizuma&Nagisa
Strawberry Panic! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,179 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 11-12-07 - Complete
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