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Author has written 21 stories for Misc. Movies, Princess Bride, Spirited Away, Bleach, Fairy Tail, Maximum Ride, Naruto, Kingdom Hearts, Inglourious Basterds, Glee, Harry Potter, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Durarara!!/デュラララ!!, and Sherlock. Schizotypal personality disorder, or simply schizotypal disorder, is a personality that is characterized by a need for social isolation, odd behavior and thinking, and often unconventional beliefs. Writer Shpeel: I am a nerdy, emo-ish, white kid with superficial problems. I feast upon the broken souls of children. I write because I feel like it and not because of pride or because I think it has any literary value. If your going to flame me for wanting to give somebody the choice to read whatever I've written you an asshole. If you like what I write, that's nice. If you want to help me improve, thanks. Adjectives: Manic, Inconsiderate, Lazy, Freckled, Frank, Sarcastic, Ludicrous, Unmanageable, Brunette, Caustic, Freaky, Stocky, Creepy, Misleading, Unhealthy, Butch, Biased, Offensive, Interesting, Funny, Ridiculous, Foody, Verbose, Witty, Obnoxious, Inappropriate, Preposterous Likes: Faux Chai Tea, Toffee, Coffee Icecream, Lemon Pepper Dark Chocolate, Fun People, Playing Pretend Even If It Is For Little Kids, Fiction, Eloquence, Music, Anime, Manga, Ridiculous Situations, Talking, Theater, Acting, Freshwater Pools, Friends, Freedom, Liberalness Dislikes: Dull People, Extra-Spicy Food, Oily Hair, Egos (except for mine of course), Intolerance, Whiners, Crappy Endings, Passive-Aggressiveness, Depressing Shit, Bad Covers of Good Songs, Pedantic People, Sass Links: My co-writer, beta, friend, and confidant: Legendary Kitty. My Fanficition: Story's: whatever idea that pops into my head that can be arranged into an okay story that is readable on paper. Updates: I write impulsively so my updates are sporadic. Expect long hiatus's, sudden multi-updates and drabbles. Be assured I will finish everything I write...eventually. Comments and Reviews: Every comment is a good comment as long as it's not a bad one. Favorites: I like them enough to share with with people, if you don't like it don't read it. | |||||
1. John Saves an Old Lady reviewsNot exactly what it says on the tin. Moriarty decides to try doing the ironic thing and read some bad fanfiction. It all goes downhill from there.Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-8-12 - Sherlock H. & J. Moriarty - Complete2. Hot Dogs and Soda Pop » reviews"When did Hermione get so NOT unattractive?" Draco never imagined he would be spending his summer following around an impoverished smart chick.-DracoHermione-Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,322 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 5-27-11 - Published: 7-13-10 - Draco M. & Hermione G.3. Gender Bender reviews"If there is anything more unnerving than seeing a female version of Izaya, Shizuo would definitely say it is seeing a female version of himself."-crack fic, oneshot-Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 11-27-10 - Shizuo H. & Izaya O.4. Skewed Serendipity » reviewsRachel realizes that Puck isn't very good at the whole 'romance' thing.-twoshot-PuckRachel-Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,907 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 8-4-10 - Published: 7-11-10 - Puck & Rachel B.5. Perfect Situation reviewsThey meet in Haru's room, she just woke up and he's hiding from a group of thugs who are out for blood.-drabble MukuroHaru, 6986-Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-2-10 - Haru M. & Mukuro R.6. Of Heartburn and Indigestion reviewsIn which Axel tries to be romantic in order to charm Roxas out of his virginity, fails miserably, and manages to somehow get into Roxas's pants anyway. -oneshot-AkuRoku-Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,700 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-11-10 - Axel & Roxas - Complete7. Taking The Piss reviewsYou live like a basterd, kill like a basterd, and you most definitely die like a basterd.-oneshot drabble-Inglourious Basterds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-2-10 - Donny D.8. He's a Romanticizer Man reviews"Please tell me you're not really into THAT, please tell me that you're a lesbian."-otherLucyotherNatsu,LucyNatsu-Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 5-26-10 - Lucy H. & Natsu D.9. Us Plus One reviewsIn which Kairi is crazy and bitter, Sora is incredibly effeminate, and Riku is awkward...and horny, Riku is always horny. -Kairi-centric-RikuSora slash-Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,049 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-25-10 - Kairi10. Sticky Notes from Hell » reviewsWhere Riku is a horny beast, Kairi is an amused bystander, and Sora is just that guy who's trying to hook up his straight best-friend with a gay boyfriend because he thinks that HE is gay for him. -slashparody-Riku,Sora.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 10-11-09 - Published: 10-9-09 - Sora & Riku11. When Push Comes to Shove reviews"Rangiku, Kira's drunk as shit and he stole Captain Soifon's chappy underwear and…" He trails off, taking in the scene with a look so lost it makes Rangiku want to laugh, or cry, whichever comes first, "Why aren't you wearing any pants Captain Hitsugaya?"Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-28-09 - T. Hitsugaya - Complete12. Incase You Were Wondering reviewsIn which Gin and Rangiku get into an argument over the relationship they 'never had'...maybe... -oneshot-GinRangikuBleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-30-09 - G. Ichimaru & Matsumoto R. - Complete13. To Whom It May Concern reviewsTenten uses her stealth skills to text Sakura about how itchy her dress is...Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-29-09 - Sakura H. & Tenten - Complete14. The Bitter Truth of Uncoolness reviewsIn which Ulquiorra takes a good hard look at his life, and comes to the conclusion that it totally sucks.Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-28-09 - Ulquiorra & Orihime I. - Complete15. For Love And All That Other Insipid Crud reviewsMax won't leave her Fangiepookums alone, and it's driving EVERYONE crazy.-Fax-oneshotMaximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-28-09 - Max & Fang - Complete16. Nuclear Euphemisms reviewsGazille scowls as his view of the sweet little book worm is blocked by EVERYONE ELSE IN THE GUILD, once again getting themselves in what looks to be a right merry clusterfuck of DOOM-slight GazilleLevi-oneshotFairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 3-18-09 - Gajeel R. & Levy M. - Complete17. Finding Narnia reviewsIchigo and Rukia, in a closet, with all the time in the world to figure out how to undo a bra.-oneshot- p.s. This has nothing to do with the Chronicles of Narnia.Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 2-16-09 - Rukia K. & Ichigo K. - Complete18. By The Gods reviewsthat's when it occurred to him that saving someone by catching them on a bed of tiny knives was not the best idea-ByakuyaHisanaBleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-8-09 - Byakuya K. & Hisana K. - Complete19. The Bathhouse reviewsLin's journal on her observations of the new girl Sen, and her relationship with a certain henchman of Yubaba's...Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-9-08 - Chihiro O. & Kohaku N. - Complete20. As You Wish reviews-oneshot-The first time he saw her he couldn't think of anything to say at all...Princess Bride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-2-08 - Complete21. Peanut Butter reviewsMeet Joe Black-one shot-Bill is dead but Death still lingers...Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-5-08 - Complete
