Schizotypal personality disorder, or simply schizotypal disorder, is a personality that is characterized by a need for social isolation, odd behavior and thinking, and often unconventional beliefs.

Writer Shpeel:

I am a nerdy, emo-ish, white kid with problems. I feast upon the broken souls of children. I write because I feel like it and not because of pride or because I think it has any literary value. If your going to flame me for wanting to give somebody the choice to read whatever I've written you an asshole. If you like what I write, that's nice. If you want to help me improve, thanks.

Schyzotypal X...

...is in fact, a girl for all of you weirdoes out there who were wondering.

...uses gay as a synonym for shitty but knows she shouldn't.

...annoys people for fun.

...has been asked if she would dance for Jesus.

...has told people that no, she would not dance for Jesus because Jesus would probably be there for some important, not dance related reason.

...refers to herself in the third-person way to much.

...should probably stop refering to herself in the third-person.

...won't stop refering to herself in the third-person because she's cool like that.

...has the most fucktardedly awsome friends a cynical bitch could wish for.

...is otherwise known as Pitch to her closest freinds, so don't go getting any idea's.

...likes cake, turtles, the color blue, dark chocolate and the surpernatural, unsettling, and odd.

...offers to set cats on fire and hurl them at guys because they hurt her freinds feelings.

...has not had a friend who accepted said offer.

...wishes she had a friend who would. (She would use a molotov cocktail covered in cat hair. Not an actual cat. Don't ask her where she got the cat hair from, she'll never tell)

...Thinks that latin is awsome for sayings such as Carpe Cerevisi Seize the Beer and Eviticus Nox Victorius Night (Yes this is were the name came from) but is useless for all reasons otherwise because it is a dead language. This is what she tells her freinds taking latin when they insult her for taking French because French is still spoken! ...in places... (not many. latin rules!)

...likes greek stuffs.

...watches fuking' manga soaps and is proud of watching manga spoaps because, unlike most, she watches them for the warm fuzzy contentment she gets while watching others in pain.

... has a quote here: "If some guy tells me I turned him gay I don't cry like a whiny bitch like you. I just go, GAH, not fucking again! Why the hell does this keep happening?"

Schyzotypals Fo-pinions and rants on the world in general...

Eragon

Good, long, but good, needs to pick up from Eldest though.

The Movie: Shit. Shit. Fucking crappy shit. Strayed away from the story entirely and made it a barely plot twist pile of boring, shallow, drama crap.

The EragonxAria pairing: When someone laughs at you, breaks pictures you make of them, and tells you to fuck off more than once, it's a not to subtle way of saying that your not their type.

Maximum Ride

A bit to many little plot twists and details that are left unfinished, like the Max Eraser thing, and all of the new, essentially unused powers, and the chip in Max's arm and all of that. But over all it's fucking kick ass book, that well...kicks ass.

The Movie: Well it's finally coming out, say goodbye to that bullshit dream of being in it and say hello to MR the move. I hope they don't pull and Eragon and that the actor's are good.

The Mari Pairing: GAHHHH, MY BRAIN, MY BRAIN IS BLEEDING!! (dark inner voice: mmm hmm! You just gotta love a good psycho mutant insest story.)

Twilight

Sniff. Sniff. I feel so guilty, I could never get through New Moon. It was just so sad and whiny, Edwards gone!

The Movie: Haven't seen it yet, sadly. I'm waiting for the hords of thirteen year old fangirls to die down before a venture into the theater, they can smell the not New Moon on me.

Hayo Miyazaki

Fuuuuuck Yeeeaaahh.

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Story's: whatever idea that pops into my head that can be arranged into an okay story that is readable on paper.

Updates: I write impulsively so my updates are sporadic. Expect long hiatus's, sudden multi-updates and drabbles. Be assured I will finish everything I write...eventually.

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