Hi!

I realized that people probably don't care what your name is, or what you like, they only look at your profile for the cool stuff. So I won't bother wasting your time with my biography; just read the random and funny stuff I feel like posting!

Enjoy!

As of this moment, I am making a promise that if anyone who has a fanfiction account reviews my story, I promise to read one of your stories and review. If you don't have a fanfiction account, review anyway! I would really appreciate it.

One of my friends wrote a story, and it's really good. It's called the Dark Mark. Read it!

Story Satus:

Dean Distracted:Harry Potter:the sequal to "Surprises at Midnight" Hiatus for now. When I'm done with A New Identity, I'll maybe finish it.

A New Identity: Harry Potter: //hiatus// This takes place after the Deathly Hallows. Ginny and baby James are at the store and there is an accident, resulting in Ginny losing her memory. She thinks she is still in school and doesn't know of the events in the second half of the 7th book-- Not even that she is married to Harry, or that a lot of people...including another certain redhead ...are dead. Chaos for Ginny!

Surprises at Midnight:Harry Potter://Complete//Lavender Brown is the main character. In my world, she had a crush on Oliver Wood and Dean Thomas was one of her best friends. (Not as close as Parvati, or any of her other girl friends, but you get the idea.) At midnight on New Years Eve, Dean kisses her. A few minutes later, she overhears Oliver talking to his friends, and he says something that rips her heart out. What to do! What to do!

The Return of Ms. Bella (I feel like I need a new name for it...any ideas? PM me.):Harry Potter //complete// The summery kind of explains it all. I don't know if any of you noticed that there are fewer chapters than before. This is because I combined a few of the really short chapters. It's still the same writing!

Dirty Little Secret:Twilight: //Oneshot// Summery explains it. Songfic

Breaking the Habit:Avatar The Last Airbender://Oneshot// A songfic that takes place after Sozen's Comet. Zuko/Aang/Katara love triangle. Zuko and Aang get into a huge fight (with bending involved) over Katara. In the midst of it all, Katara gets hurt. Seeing her burns, Aang becomes so enraged that he slips into the Avatar State, almost killing Zuko. This fic is the two of them reflecting on their actions. Aang deals with his Avatar State problems. Zuko deals with his temper. (Don't worry, they actually do something about it in the end. The whole fic isn't just thoughts)

New Fears: Avatar The Last Airbender: //Oneshot// Takes place before Sozen's Comet, soon after Zuko joins the group. Toph's been acting very jumpy. Everyone's worried. One night, Sokka hears Toph murmur Zuko's name in her sleep. Was she dreaming about Zuko? (Not what you think!)

Broken: Twilight: //Complete// This all happens before Bella. Emmett and Edward are hunting, and Emmett stumbles across a boy, who was mauled by a bear. This boy is actually Emmett's little brother, from his human family. Emmett is broken... :'( Two-shot

This is really funny:

List Twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them.

I'm doing mine from Harry Potter:

1. Draco M.

2. Harry P.(duh)

3. Sirius B.

4. Cho C.

5. James S. P.

6. Lily L. P.

7. Ron W.

8. Charlie W.

9. Fred W.(how could I forget him?!)

10. Oliver W.

11. James P.

12. Ginny W.

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Lily jr/ James sr. Umm...with her grandpa? No and no.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Umm..that'd be kinda wierd if i thought Cho was hot...

3. What you happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Ginny gets Charlie pregnant?! Oaky, now I'm scarred for life! That's just WRONG!

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Fred Weasley? Are you kidding me? I have an entire C2 dedicaetd to him!

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Harry/Lily jr. Um no. (first with her gramps, now her dad?!)

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

James jr/ Fred or James jr/Oliver. Ummmmmm...both are a bit...wierd (that being an understatement) but I think I'll have to go with James/Fred. They are more alike.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve "going at it"?

Ron walks in on Harry and Ginny (finally a normal one!). Well, I think it's be a tad bit awkward for everyone. (again, understatement of the year)

8. Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Draco/Charlie fluff? Have they ever even spoken to each other? But I guess anything's possible.

9. Suggest a title for Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Ron and Ginny: "Always There for You" That would be cute! I bet there's many fics like this out there.

10. Do any of your friends read Three het?

Sirius het. I guess ya. Girl-crazy Sirius fics are funny.

11. Do any of your friends write or draw Eleven?

James sr. I suppose so.

12. Would any of your friends write Two/Four/Five?

Harry/Cho/James jr? Well, maybe if it was James trying to break up Harry and Cho, but for the sake of his parents, not because he loves Cho!

13. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Charlie? um...maybe "Cinderella" by Steven Curtis Chapman. But instead of being the dad, Charlie would be an older brother to Ginny. It's a really cute song. If you haven't heard it, listen to it.

14. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Draco/Lily jr/Ginny? Warning: Mother/Daughter slash.

15. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

James Jr? Umm...a while ago. Months

16. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Draco and Ron are in a happy relationship until Fred runs off with Ron. Draco, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with James Sr. and a brief unhappy affair with Ginny, then follows the wise advice of James Jr. and finds true love with Sirius. (ok...?)

What title would you give this fic?

Draco's Time Travel Extravaganza!

Well, that was fun!

You're a 90's kid if:

You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
When everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better inky binky bonky daddy had a donkey.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things

Hello Beautiful,

It's 7:05, here in Australia, so please Hold On while I explain to you what happens When You Look Me In The Eyes. In Year 3000, you would be What I Go To School For and I'd always say Nick J Is Off The Chain because That's Just The Way We Roll. Now I'd Appreciate it if you Don't Tell Anyone, but I've got this Crazy Kind Of Crush On You, You Just Don't Know It. I wish I could trade places with Mandy just for 6 Minutes because I know we would be Inseparable, and then I could just Move On like the Games they play in Hollywood. But deep down Im Still In Love With You. I dont wanna be Just Friends. I know I may be the Underdog in this situation, but I Am What I am! I've been sending out S.O.S's hoping you'd help out some Poor Unfortunate Souls because I Wanna Be Like You. Now I know we're talking about the Kids Of The Future and it seems like it just may be Eternity before "Oh Jonas Brothers, Please Be Mine", but we can always take One Day At A Time. Now it is Time For Me To Fly,

So Goodnight and Goodbye!

Put this on your page if you love the Jonas Brothers!

Copy and paste stuff!!

If you promise to review every fic you read, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breath, 92 percent of teenagers would die. If you are part of the 8 percent who would be laughing your head off, and possibly crying for the death of your naive friend, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a wall, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP sign copy this into your profile. (This I have done multiple times)

If you read people's profiles just to look for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals for fashion, copy and paste this into your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy this onto your profile. (LONG LIVE PLUTO!)

If your not sure whether to say "Onto your profile" or "Into your profile", copy and paste this on/into your profile.

If you're against abortion, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Stop killing babies! It's not their fault you're in this situation!)

If you think rapping should be categorized as "rhythmic poetry" instead of "music", copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are not dead, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you noticed that Jasper wouldn't be able to be in the ballet studio in Twilight because if he flipped out over a paper cut then he would definitely flip out when Bella was bleeding like crazy with the gushing leg and stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you believe music causes suicide, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Not that I dislike music...)

If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swan are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Jack Sparrow may be, he should never ever, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Jack Sparrow is too cool 4 you)

The best comebacks:

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together
Woman: Really, I'd put F and U together

Funny scene in the movie Holes

Mr. Sir: What are we going to do?

Warden: You'll do as I say.(walks away)

Pendansky: What did she say?

Mr. Sir: Nothin' much.

Pendansky: Well, what do we do?

Mr. Sir: You'll do as I say. (walks away)

Pendansky: But you didn't say anything either...

Poor Pendansky! ;)

Funny scene in the movie The Outsiders

Steve: (examining a wound on his mouth) What do you think, man? You think it makes me look tough?

Sodapop: I think it makes you look...different.

Steve: What do you mean "different"?

Sodapop: Well...you got a hole in your mouth.

Funny Scene in an episode of Avatar: The Last Airbender

Villager: Aunt Wu reads from the clouds whether or not our village will be destroyed by the volcano.

Aang: Hey, that cloud looks like a fluffy bunny!

Villager: You'd better hope that's not it. The fluffy bunny cloud symbolizes death and destruction.

Sokka: Do you even hear youself?

My Favorite Quotes:

I'm eatable, but that is called cannibalism, my children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.--Willy Wonka, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

The Titanic- the unsinkable ship that sank

We just need to borrow your soul for a couple hours. It's perfectly safe really. Your body will just slip into a coma and as long as we get your soul back in time, you'll be fine. Just a little headache, that's all. So (nudge), whaddya say?"--Phoebe, Charmed.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

One day Youtube, Twitter, and Facebook are going join into one huge time-wasting website called "YouTwitFace".

I'm the kind of person who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

"Do these sunglasses make my head look fat?" "No, your fat head makes your head look fat." --Joe/Nick, JONAS

"Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one." --Bill Gates (true...so very true...)

I didn't hit you. I gave your face a high five...

Sometimes the most positive thing you can be in a boring society is absolutely negative. (This quote still confuses me...)

"Edward's only human, Bella. He's going to react like any other boy." — Angela, Eclipse

"You're the one ripping people off! Three bucks for a bottle of water?! That's cheating." "That's America!" --Jackson/Rico, Hannah Montana (This quote is so true)

"Stop moving, both of you. This is Devil's Snare. You have to relax. If you don't, it will only kill you faster." "Kill us faster?! Oh, now I can relax!"-- Hermione/Ron, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

"Hi, I'm Miley. Now I'm Hannah. Now I'm Miley. I'm a real girl. I'm a POPSTAR! Everybody makes mistakes, everybody has those days...except for me because I'm PERFECT!!" --Jackson, Hannah Montana

Ur mom looks like Voldemort...Dissed

"Does my being half-naked bother you?" — Jacob, Eclipse (Just the fact that Jacob says things like that makes him my favorite character!)

"You want to be a good person? Then go in there and make that little boy cry!"--Drake, Drake and Josh

You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice-cream, which is kind of the same thing.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... RACISM IS POINTLESS!

I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms.

'It’s always the last place you look'. Well of course it is! Why the heck would I keep looking after I found it!

When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

"Do you ever think that your life might be easier if you weren't in love with me?" — Edward Cullen, Eclipse (Um, YEAH!)

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures?

Girl: "Joe, why are you so cute?" Joe Jonas: "You know, I ask myself that everyday."

Josh: What kind of a twisted person are you? Drake: Does it really matter "what kind"? --Drake and Josh

"This is tied for the most terrifying day of my life." "Tied with what?" "Every other freaking day of my life!"--Shaggy/Velma, Scooby Doo 2, Monsters Unleashed.

If everything seems to be going well, you've obviously overlooked something.

If the United States is supposed to be "united", why are we divided into Democrats and Republicans?

"It's the thought that counts. I ought to know." — Edward Cullen, Eclipse

"You don't understand. I almost died." "But we almost die lots of times." --Darryl/Phoebe, Charmed

"I may be an idiot, but I'm not stupid." --Spencer, iCarly

"That thing on your neck, is that your ear?" --Norm (to Mr. Crocker), The Fairly Odd Parents

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

"I can't imagine how awful that must feel. Being normal? Ugh." — Bella Swan,Eclipse

"Buddy, you have to wear clothes to work--there's like a law or something." --Steve, The Outsiders

"I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attacks. " --Demetri Martin

"All I have to do is figure out what I have to do. After that, no problem!" --Aang, Avatar: the Last Airbender

Never stand between a dog and a hydrant.

When French people swear, do they say, "Pardon my English"?

When they put 'unknown' at the end of a quote, that means they probably don't know how to spell anonymous.--unknown :P

"I know you think that I have some kind of perfect, unyielding self-control, but that's not actually the case." — Edward Cullen, Eclipse

Mr. Mosby: Well, Carrie, you've had kids. Maybe you can help. Carrie: I'm sorry, but I was a bit too busy screaming to take notes. -- The Suite Life of Zack and Cody

They say the truth will set you free. Then how come every time I tell the truth, I'm sent to my room?

Never say to Harry Potter, "Hey, you got something on your forehead."

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

"The right thing isn't always real obvious. Sometimes the right thing for one person is the wrong thing for someone else. So... good luck figuring that out." — Charlie Swan, Eclipse

Clean laundry helps the confidence level, which helps the self image, which helps you win games, which makes you rich, which leads to greed, which leads to more money, which causes immense spending, which then triggers high anxiety, which causes a heart attack at age 31. Lesson: Who needs clean laundry!

Before you judge a person, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, it doesn't matter. You're a mile away from him and you got his shoes!

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!

I don't care who you are, Fatso. Get the reindeer off my roof!

"Attention everyone! Buster's parents are divorced! Assemble at once for a group hug!" --Mr. Haney, Arthur

I hate when people point to their wrist asking for the time...I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point to my crotch and ask where the toilet is?

For all you Avatar fans: Toph's Best Moments:

Toph: We can take em. Three on three!

Sokka: Actually, Toph, there's four of us.

Toph: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't count you; you know, no bending and all.

Sokka: I can still fight!

Toph: Okay. Three on three, plus Sokka.

Toph: THERE IT IS!!

(Everyone looks around and sees nothing)

Toph: That's what it will sound like when one of you spots it. (Waves hand in front of face)

Toph: I'm beginning to wonder who's really the blind one here! (My absolute favorite Avatar line)

Katara: You got something against libraries?

Toph: I've held books before and I gotta tell you...they don't exactly do it for me.

Sokka: Hey, I thought designing the lost Appa posters was my job! I've been working all day on my Appa.(Holds up drawing of Appa)

(Aang and Katara criticize it)

Toph: It looks just like him to me!

Sokka: Thank you, I worked really...why do you feel the need to do that?

Sokka: THEN WHAT'S THIS?! (holds up a wanted poster of Toph)

Toph: From what I see, it's a piece of paper, but I'm guessing it's what's on the paper that you want to show me.

Toph: It feels like an avalanche, but also not an avalanche.

Sokka: Your powers of perception are frightening.

(That was more of a Sokka moment, but whatever...)

Stupid Labels

On a Myer hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping."
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down".
(Too Late!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating".
(No Kidding!)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after
taking this medication."
(Yeah, cause all 5 year olds drive cars.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause
drowsiness."
(I would hope so)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
(As opposed to...what?)

On packet of Nobbys' Peanuts:-
"Warning: contains nuts."
(Oh really?)

On a child's Superman costume --"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I blame the parents on this one)

Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "How are you doing in there, Buddy?"

2) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

3) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

4) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then lean over to them and whisper: "I have new socks on."

5) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

6) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

7) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

8) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

9) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

10) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

11) OFFER name tags to everyone getting on the elevator.

12) STAND silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. When someone questions you, say( as if you're about to cry) "I'm in time out"

13) WALK in with a cooler with "Human Head" taped to the side.

14) WEAR a puppet on your hand and be in deep conversation with it, acting completely oblivious that there are other people around.

Stupid Things to Think About:

Only in America do we sell hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America do we have drive-thru ATM machines with Braille lettering.

Why don't we ever see the headlines: "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitos?

If Con is the opposite of Pro, is Congress the opposite of Progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Stupid Inventions:

1) Ejection for helicopter

2) Water-proof towel

3) Inflatable dartboard

4) Glow-in-the-dark sunglasses

5) Solar-powered flashlight

6) A book on how to read

7) Screen door on a submarine

8) Black highlighter

9) Sugar-coated toothpaste

10) Braille driver's manuel

11) Powdered Water (that one's my favorite :D)

12) Sun roof on a convertable

13) Air conditioning for motorcycles

That ought to have given you a chuckle for the day!