My name is Jess and I'm 20. I am from the USA, so if I ever mess something up in a story, it's because of cultural differences and I've had too much on my hands to research Britain. Sorry if there is a problem with that!

Height: Average, leaning towards the tall end (between 5'6'' and 6')
Hair: Long again! I donated it two summers ago and now it's almost back to being waist length. Oh, and it's a light brown with a few red streaks in it currently.
Eyes: Green. Well, mainly green. I have the eyes that are green most of the time but sometimes change to being a bluer green depending on what I'm wearing. Someone actually argued with me about what color my eyes were. They're on my body, they have been there for my whole life, I think I know what color they are.
Weight: I'm quite a bit more then the weight I want to be (which isn't skinny...). I'm more then 150 but less then 200.
Background: I'm a military brat. That means I've lived in several different places and the longest I've stayed in one house is 3 years though if it wasn't for my parents divorce and my mom dragging me with her, it would have been 11 years.
Roots: My mom fondly calls my brother and I mutts when it comes to talking about enthnic backgrounds. I am 3/8's German, 3/8's French, 1/8 Danish, and 1/8 English, Irish, and Scottish. It's a very interesting combination...
Sexuality: Not sure...I haven't actually had a date though like I told my friend last night, I just want someone I can cuddle with and who will play with my hair. I really don't care, though I do want a kid of my own eventually.

Likes:
I like most pairings. I haven't really found one I really hated (though, if you go to the character lists in the HP section, there is a Hermione/basilisk pairing I find odd).
I am not homophobic, so those pairings are included sometimes. I do draw the line with some characters (like tough characters getting uncharacteristically sappy). I personally think that those types of relationships, when went about the right way, can be stronger in some ways to heterosexual couples because of the difficulties many of them have to deal with in their lives. And there is my soapbox for the evening.
I like most Harry Potter crossovers I've read. I really like HP/Charmed, but not where Harry hooks up with a charmed one or Hermione is a lost sister. I take it as it comes otherwise.
Stories that take place after the war and have Harry adopting Teddy. There's a plus if Ginny acts like a total bitch (not that I don't like her, but I end up reading more stories with Ginny bashing then ones with HP/GinW...)

Dislikes:
Flames (someone, point me to someone who likes flames. I felt like pointing out the obvious)
Narrowmindedness (another word I'm not sure exists, but hey, you get what I mean anyways. Right?)
Homophobia (who cares? Love is too precious a thing to care about gender...)
People who try to convert me (I have declared myself agnostic but was born and raised Catholic. Don't like that? Well, you'll have to deal. Or, PM me and we can have a religion debate. I love those)
I actually really don't like Twilight but for some reason I'm hooked on Twilight crossovers. There was another book/movie I didn't like, but can't think of what it was...

These lists will be improved upon as I think of them. This is straight off the top of my head, so I will probably have more to add later.

Oh, and I also like green and blue. Also love debates about things not thought about (besides religion) like the whole "Is Slytherin evil" debate. Love them!

Stories:
Innocent Hunters: Pairings: HP/SS, AF/MP
An idea I had because there aren't many Artemis Fowl/Harry Potter crossovers and even the few I've seen were terrible. The storyline is that Harry has vanished from the Wizarding world delivering an ultimatum: to declare two of the people he's loved most in the world innocent, even though for one of them it is too late. They employ Artemis Fowl to be the defense for Sirius Black and Severus Snape. This is slash and there is MPREG. If there's a problem, just don't read it. Talk to me and I'll allow you to take some of the ideas and write a version without these things, but I like it this way so far. I expect the story to be no more then twenty chapters, of which I am on chapter 5 I believe. Also, this story does not take into account Artemis Fowl: The Time Paradox and I definitely know now that Deathly Hollows will not be taken into account. I've decided that I definitely hate the idea of the Deathly Hollows so there will be no mentions of them. Also, Remus is alive.

Run Away Love: Pairings: HP/OC, bunch of OC/OC, and DM/OC as of my notes now
I was in a class almost a year ago when the first scene with Harry popped into my head. I decided, since none of my other stories had this and I liked this plot in many stories, that Dumbledore would be manipulative and somewhat evil. I also made Severus good and to have him take a mentor/guardianship role over Harry. Most of this story is going to take place in the states and when they finally get there, there will be a time jump. I'm not going to write chapters detailing absolutely nothing. It's boring for me, it's probably boring for you, so it's not going to happen. I will put in some of my notes into the story, as I will be proud of some of them when I get the kinks worked out. The story will be more then twenty chapters. It does not include most things from the books, though some of the major characters and some of the minor characters will have important roles in the story.

September 6, 2009: I apologize for my long Hiatus. I didn't mean to do that, but my life has been hard these past few months with emotional issues. If you want to read about them, go look at the author's notes at the beginning of my new chapters. I hope everybody who has read them and enjoyed them has waited patiently while I sorted through things. If not, then oh well. I'm not a story making machine who's life ambition is to stay on this site and write for other's enjoyment. I have a life (not the greatest of ones at the moment, but it's there) and don't want to stay in front of a computer screen typing my life away. I enjoy my classes and my walks to classes much more then someone's opinion on when I should be putting out new chapters. That said, I won't post the next chapter of RAL until I have two more chapters written or IH until I have one more chapter written or have finished what I've written for later. Whichever comes first. So, see ya later! It shouldn't be later then the middle of next month at most.