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since: 11-02-07, id: 1412288, Profile Updated: 08-25-09
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Author has written 1 story for Jake 2.0.

NAME: Kate

AGE: 15

GOAL: World Domination

I feel that since it is inevitable that my plot should succeed, there is no reason to hide it from you.

When I'm not taking over the world, I enjoy less evil activities such as dance, choir, art, writing, swimming, cooking, DDR and working out.

My favorite mangas are as follows, though not in order:
One Piece (this one is definately my all time fav, I luv it!!)
D.Gray-man (it's on hiatus again! GRR!)
Aishiteruze Baby (adorable, the cutest thing ever!)
Waq Waq
Madame Butterfly
Appare Jippangu!
Kaicho wa Maid-sama
Otomen

My favorite TV shows are:
Stargate SG1
Psych
Leverage
Life
Jake 2.0
The Invisible Man
John Doe

I watched the best cartoon made by the US ever, it was called Invasion America, the sad thing is though, it only got one season. TT Everyone should totally find it on youtube; go watch it then spread the word!!

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

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37 Things To Do In An Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside, and ask, "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in one corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to open the doors, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open by themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them all to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at every floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises whenever someone else pushes a button.

10. Stare grinning at another person for a while, then say, "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square with chalk on the floor then say to the other passengers, "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug with the other passengers. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the buttons for other people, but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say that you're waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi, Greg. How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone bends to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend that you're a flight attendant, and review emergency exits with the other passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Yell, "Group hug!", then enforce it.

23. Make race car noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congradulate all for being in the same lift as you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you just shup UP!"

26. Walk in with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!", then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring--don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say, "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, then say, "Is that your final answer?"

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask people what floor they want. Whenever they answer, give them a glare and say, "You should be ashamed of yourself!"

33. Ask loudly, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell different people that you can see their aura.

35. When the door closes, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long black cloak with a hood, stare at everyone, and in a deep voice announce: "It is time..."

Weird is good, strange is bad, odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, then copy this into your profile!

95 of teens are obsessed with popularity and what's in fashion. If you're part of the 5 that sits and laughs at their stupidity, than copy this into your profile!

If you have never realized that 'Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star' and the 'ABC' song is the same tune, then copy this into your profile!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever walked into a wall by mistake, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever tripped over thin air, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever stayed up all night reading fanfiction, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever cried when your favorite character in a book, movie, or TV show died, copy this onto your profile.

If you're stalking a fictional character, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever wondered what it was like in another dimension, copy this onto your profile.

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If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this onto your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...then copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever wished that you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy this onto your profile.

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My take on what's going through Jake's head during the final scene of 'Upgrade'.
Jake 2.0 - Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-29-09 - Complete
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