Hey all this is Artist of War.

I am a recent college graduate looking to my way in the world. I found fanfiction during college and have been killing time on this site since that time.

Books: Lord of the Rings (All the books, the Hobbit, Silmarillon and the History's of Middle Earth), Dune series, Star Wars, Harry Potter

Anime: Naruto, Trigun, Bleach, Rurouni Kenshin, Gundam Wing (best Gundam ever nuff said), Death Note, Cowboy Bebop

Useful links for Naruto:

http://forums.narutofan.com/showthread.php?t=12409 The Great Naruto Timeline: Putting things in perspective.

http://www.leafninja.com/country.php Naruto World Map: Very useful

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

No, and I hope I never do.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Jiraiya not hot to me but he is a ladies man lol.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Uchihacest at its worst sigh why does that term even exist??

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

A few there should be more Shino needs more stories and more time in the anime.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Not into yaoi…

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

I have read both but I am going with Shino and Hinata makes more sense.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

A huge whirlwing would destroy the room.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

Both Itachi and Deidara are killed and Kisame and Sasori are forced to team up to capture the remaining Bijuu. The story had merit in my eyes.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

It has happened I am sure sigh it makes no sense.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

The Broken Fan

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

I dont even want to think about it.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

I am sure someone does

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Don’t think so

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Just no

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Hate me by Children of Bodom

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

I wouldnt write this nuff said.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Once you go blue you never go back. sigh

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Wrong. So very wrong. And troublesome to boot.

20) How emo is Seven?

Temari not at all.

My excellent story ideas: Please note titles aren't final

Naruto of the Rose:

Crossover: Naruto/ Yu Yu Hakusho

Kurama flees the Spirit World and ends up in the Ninja World and becomes the Kyuubi. After being forced to attack to Konoha he is sealed into a young Naruto. He mentors Naruto from and early age. Intelligent Naruto with demonic plants at his commmand.

Legacy of the Trapmaster:

The Trap Master Genno meets a young Naruto and decides to teach him. Naruto takes him on a 5 year journey travelling to many different countries and learning the secrets of the trap master. He returns to Konoha strong and confident in his abilities.

The War Hawk of Konoha:

Danzo centric story (since there aren't any on the site) Danzo's backstory and the creation of the Root.

The Roots of Konoha:

Kimimaro, FemHaku, and Sai are all members of Root. They are entered in the Chuunin the exam. How will they fare and what is their mission?

Opinions: Are like aholes everyone has them.

If you are reading this then I ask for a moment of silence for one of the greatest shows on the planet that has met its untimely end

REST IN PIECE TOONAMI YOU WENT BEFORE YOUR TIME.

From beginning to the very end I was there. I will never forget.

Tom and the Absolution

1997-2008

A great Character and a funny host

You will live on forever in this.

If you were there for Toonami from the beginning to end and now wish to honor it post this on your profile. Zaara the black, jmasta32, Burinning Truth, Artist of War

I liked Vampires before Twilight came out: If you did too please post this in your profile. Artist of War