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Announcement: I'm leaving the site, and I'm not coming back. Why should I stay around when nobody will try to improve? That's why this site is going to hell. Because the stories that are written here (save for a select thousand or so) are complete and utter trash. All of the people who wrote the few good stories have since left the site or they're still there and they aren't really writing anymore. Their gigantic boots are being filled in by atrocious writers who aren't fit to kiss their asses. They fuck with grammar, beat it, rape it, and leave it to die on a road. I'm sick of it. When I actually tried to help you awful writers improve, (with the exception of one lone good writer, Natz), you turned around, spat in my face, and generally acted like animals.

I'll repeat it again: you all fail as writers, and you aren't fit to lick the boots of the good writers. Your plotlines are the same old cliche, your characters play the part of a Mary-Sue/Gary-Stu perfectly, etc. I don't give a flying fuck if you're writing for fun. The motto of this site is wrong. You so-called "writers" will never improve. You aren't even close to improving writers. Why? Because you're too godly to listen to critique, even if it's just pointing out a typo. No; your shit has to smell like a motherfucking rose, even when the rest of us are choking on it. Maybe they should just call this "FunFiction" and take down every good story on the site. Leave it to you fucks. Maybe some others will see how you deal with the trolls, spammers, and shitfics, because I sure as hell won't.

Two last words: piss off.

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Go ahead. Take your best shot. You can't bring me lower than I've gone, you can't hurt me more than I've been hurt, and you can't hate me more than I hate myself.

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Current rant: How about all you assfucks (I'm talking about people that aren't on FFN) just mind your own fucking business, eh?

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I hate Erin Hunter. You know why? Because she disregarded all of the clues that she laid down to appease the fanbrats. Yep, Ashfur is the traitor and gets murdered for no reason other than the Brambleclaw/Squirrelflight fans being pissed at him. Here's the real traitor: Spiderleg. Don't believe me? Look at these reasons:

1. Ashfur could've never made contact with Hawkfrost. He was stuck in the camp under Leafpool's care in most of the sixth, and he was wrapped up in Squirrelflight in the fifth. That means that the latest he could've made a plan was in the fourth, and Hawkfrost's plan in the fourth was to take over WindClan.

2. Ashfur fought alongside them at the battle in Starlight. Spiderleg was sent to watch the ShadowClan border. The latter was nowhere near the action. Not to mention the fact that he was the first to want to chase Mistyfoot out.

3. Spiderleg seemed desperate to get out of camp in the sixth. He practically begged Leafpool to check his injuries.

4. Spiderleg was on patrol when Firestar was nearly assassinated, and Ashfur seemed literally freaked out. You can't fucking fake fear scent.

5. When Firestar announced that Spiderleg was sitting his vigil, the moon was slightly covered and an eerie wind rushed through the Gathering. Rather coincidental?

6. Did Lionpaw ever see Ashfur in the Place of No Stars? No. He saw Spiderleg.

Spiderleg is the fucking traitor, and Ashfur got framed.

Copy and paste this rant down on your profile to show all of those ignorant Ashfur-is-a-traitor fanbrats that they need to get a fucking wake-up call.

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You know the people who get shot when they didn't do a thing wrong? They deserve better. It's the normal people that fail to realize this.

I wish I had pictures of my friends instead of all these fucking memories.

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As of 3/15/09, I am removing my anonymous reviews from all of my fics. I have already blocked anonymous reviews, so this action was long overdue.

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I've decided to post up how I am as a writer. I write about mature themes, ranging from large-scale themes (violence, rape, abuse, and other darker aspects of the world) to themes that aren't often thought of (such as religion, torture in all variates, and other equally deep themes.) I am hardly ever funny, and if I do show humor in a fic, it will likely be dry wit. If you're looking for subtle traces of satire that you might not see, my fics will have it in some lines. I am not a humor writer, nor do I pretend to be one.

My fics have been rated for a reason. If you are unable to understand what I'm trying to write, I highly suggest that you stop reading and go to a lighter subject that you can understand. If a fic of mine is M-rated, it is highly likely that you will get potentially-disturbing images from reading it. Even my T-rated fics will have mature themes. One of them, Inner Grace, has been changed to an M-rating.

All of the fics posted up here are my original ideas. If you steal them, I will personally blacklist you. I have multiple accounts, and if you block this one, it won't make a difference.

Confessions of the Damned (CotD): A multi-chaptered story about the darkest aspects of human life transferred to Warriors. Rated M for violence, sex, prostitution, rape, corruption, substance abuse, disturbing images, and other various topics. In progress.

Transfixed: A oneshot about the Hypno on Three Island (people who have played FireRed or LeafGreen will know who I'm talking about.) Rated T for violence. Finished.

A Hidden Vendetta (AHV): A twenty-chaptered fic about two Kadabras scheming to take down Silph Co. (the plotline is the same as FireRed and LeafGreen's, but with a different perspective.) A challenge fic for The Domain. Rated T for violence and slight sexual themes. In progress.

Inner Grace (IG): A two-chaptered fic about a WWII Marine Raider fighting in the Pacific theater. It is based on the Little Resistance chapter of Call of Duty: World at War. A challenge fic for the Fireplace Alliance. Rated M for heavy violence and disturbing images. Finished.

Incognito (Spanish for hidden): A oneshot about Spiderleg as the traitor to ThunderClan. Rated T for blood and so that the little children don't read it. Finished.

Gatekeeper: A long oneshot about the team of Assassins that raided Abstergo and the gatekeeper that helped them out. Rated M for violence and torture. Beginning stages.

Frozen Memorial (FM): A multi-chaptered story about a KGB team that fought the Aliens and a lone Predator inside an abandoned bioweapons research facility in Siberia. Rated M for blood, heavy violence, and disturbing images. Beginning stages.

Fallout: A Pokemon/human war/apocalypse fic that's about a demolitions expert that's suffering from nuclear poisoning. Rated T for violence, disturbing images, and blood. Beginning stages.

Counter-Clockwise (CC): Another Pokemon fic. Tempted by the lull of one-hundred million dollars and a chance to beat one of the greatest trainers, one-hundred trainers set out to an island aboard a little-known cruise ship. However, out of the one-hundred-twenty-five people aboard the ship, only a mere handful survive. It's not just a test to win the money now. Now they have to survive without killing each other in the process. Rated T for blood, violence, and disturbing images. Beginning stages.

Inner Faith (IF): Terrance Kyne never had much of an opportunity to look back at what he had done. At least, he had no opportunity before Issac showed up. Rated M for heavy violence, blood, and disturbing images. In progress.

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I've decided to post up a list of morons who think that they can stop me from flaming you bitches. Enjoy being in the spotlight. Here are their replies.

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Iceleaf is a n00b who thinks a little too much of a shitty story of someone elses. I doubt that they need defending. The bracketed quotes are hers; the normal sentencing is mine.

(UR A LOSER GET A LIFE YOURSELF.)

I do have a life, actually. I'm a senior in a high school in St. Louis, Missouri. ...Is your Caps Lock key stuck or something?

(YOU REALL YTHINK YOU HAVE GOOD STORIES?)

The positive reviews and the semi-decent grammar seem to prove that I do. If you don't like it, that's fine as well.

(FYI YOU WERE LOOKING IN A MIRROR.)

When? While I was typing up the flame or while I was checking out my ugly mug? Either way, I'm not that much of a narcissist.

(REVERSE EVERYTHING EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT UR STORIES, CAUSE THEY SUCK ALMOST HALF AS BAD AS YOU DO.)

Almost half as bad? Sweetie, you have no fucking idea of how much I suck or how much others have sucked me.

(LEAVE STARDAWN ALONE OR YOU DEAL WITH ME)

And what's the worst that you can do? Bring it on, bitch.

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That was the first one by her. Here's the second one:

(Really, how many times did they hold you back? My bet is you are a forty year old perv who thinks he's all that. If not, for shame.)

You got one thing right: I'm a guy. I'm seventeen, dipshit, and I'm about as far from a perv as it gets. By the way, do you happen to be Stardawn's dog or something like that? How about you go fetch her a bone or something instead of wasting your time trying to win this flame war?

(OH yea writing about some cat killing a kitten really should be put in us weekly. FOR ANIMAL ABUSE. Ok it's not semi decent, it's negative decent. Get over urself.)

I knew that not everyone would like it. However, at least I make sure to use proper grammar in all of my stories, unlike yourself. Another thing that you might want to know: it's not animal abuse unless there is a fucking human involved in the actual abuse, you goddamn moron.

(I guess checking ur UGLY mug. You must really look like a pug.)

Well, I never said that I was Prince Charming, now did I?

(ok 1. dont ever call me sweetie, thats what you call ur poor dog who happens to be stuck with u.)

I have no pets, dumbass. You don't seem to realize that not everyone has a pet, you motherfucking shithead. Would you prefer that over "sweetie"?

(2.EMOS SUCK LIKE EGGS.)

What the fuck does emo have anything to do with this conversation? You obviously have no idea of what the term "emo" actually is, you fucking twit.

(The worst I canrust me, save your yearly tear supply fo it. If Im a bitch ur a flying asshole. aleast I gave you SOMETHING decent.)

I've shed all of the tears that I'm going to shed in my lifetime, and it sure as hell isn't because of an attention whore like yourself. Not to mention that being called an "asshole" is a term of endearment to me. Go ahead. I fucking dare you to try and start a war. The forum where I reside is called The Domain. There's a link on my profile. Massachusetts happens to be the admin of that forum. I'm sure that we wouldn't mind talking with a n00b.

Sincerely,

Memo

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This next one is a revenge flame from a little girl named angelfang. Enjoy.

(Do everyone a favor and stop writing. Okay. HA! Lets see how you like getting flamed. Loser.)

How would I be doing everyone a favor? Are people going to die because of my writing? Are they going to die from my flaming? If you have a brain (something that I highly doubt), you would say "no" to both answers. If they do have their feelings hurt by my flames, they need to grow the fuck up. Seriously, if you have your feelings hurt by someone telling you the honest truth that your story sucks, you are one of the two:

A. A very young toddler who still whines when they don't get whatever the hell they want and haven't bothered to learn to respect other people's opinions.

B. A n00b who acts precisely like a person that falls under the "option A" category would.

Either way, I have no tolerance for people like you. Grow the fuck up, angelfang.

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Here's another one by Captain Luffy who decided to block me after I coldly responded to her fans:

(You disgust me. Picking on my friends. What right do you have?!)

I have every right, bitch. It's a free country here in America. Last time I checked, I did have the right to insult the people who decided to stir up some shit (Happibunni and Swann Shooter.) You disgust me by putting up such a horrible story that begged to be flamed.

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Here's yet another review reply from a chick by the name of Dawn of Darkness. Her reply is bracketed; mine is not.

(Oh yeah? I sit here for hours trying to think of names NOT used in the books. I'd like to see you do better.)

I have done better. Look at my Warriors fic. The facts will show themselves.

(Besides, one FF had names like "Sunsetflower" and "Butterflyjumper". THOSE are bad names.)

Sparkwhisper, Greengaze, Quiverpatch, Minnowdash, Cricketchime, Tortiseflower (by the way, you misspelled 'tortoise', you fucking idiot), Frozenfang, Heartfall, Mosspath, Barkwind, Gingerstream, Grasswhistle, Wolfstar (wolves are not in the canon, dumbass), Shallowglade, Jadecross, Seastripe, Snowsong, Snakeeye, Flufftail, Skyheart, Hopekit, Lovekit, Willingkit, Ivorypaw, Bearheart (since there aren't any bears in the canon either), Smoothstone, Gopherclaw, and Fawnstar are all horrible names.

Your names are not any better than the ones that you mentioned. At least 'Sunsetflower' has a suffix that is canon. 'Gaze', 'whisper', 'path', 'cross', 'whistle', 'dash', 'chime', 'eye', and 'glade' are not canon in the least. How about you come up with a better argument? One fanfiction that has/had really fucking awful names doesn't exclude yours from scrutiny, and your names are not worth the shit on my boot. Capiche?

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Revenge flames are rather fun. Check out this one by xxxxFreedomxxxx (aren't all of those n00bish x's annoying?):

(This story needs more to it. Pretty damn bad story.)

This coming from the dumbfuck who wrote a piece of shit called 'PowerClan'. How ironic is this? She never even bothered to explain any of the flaws that my story supposedly has. When is my explanation going to come? I truly wish to improve my story. If you don't have anything to criticize, don't bother writing the review.

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Here's another revenge flame by a deluded individual who goes by the name of save the wildcats:

(so you go ranting on people about how much THEIR stories suck?)

Yes, I do. You forgot to capitalize the 's' in 'so'.

(and calling THEM twits?)

This is only because a lot of them are twits. You forgot to capitalize the 'a' in 'and'. There is an invention called the Shift key, dumbass. When used right, it's supposed to help people that are typing on the computer capitalize the beginning letters of words that need to be capitalized.

(do you even want me to elaborate on what i think about that?)

Do you want me to elaborate on how much I despise people who won't even use the fucking Shift key?

(cause you know just how funny that sounds?)

Funny? It's hilarious. It's a motherfucking riot! ...If you failed to realize that I was being sarcastic, then you have serious issues.

(coming from you?)

You want it to come from someone else? Flame Rising is a lot worse in his flames than I am. If you want me to be a little more nasty, I can easily be that way, you stuck-up bitch.

(sure, put me on your bio if you want, see if i care.)

Welcome to my bio. I hope that the whole fucking world can see how much of a dumbshit you are.

(i think you ought to see a counselor or something.)

Who needs some fucking shrink when you have friends that care? Ever hear of such a term?

(it's not really our fault you're all bitter and depressed.)

Now who says that I come off as "bitter" and "depressed"? Pissed-off? Most certainly, since the vast majority of fics on this site are cesspools of shit. I'm being honest on a site where other people won't even bother to tell you the truth about your fics, and I get called "bitter" for that? Oh well. Keep living in ignorance, bitch.

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Here's a revenge flame from a person by the name of Tsukiyumi6:

(WHAT. AN. ASS.)

(You scorn my friend's names, then take and use half of them. WHAT THE HELL? You are PATHETIC. Damn it.)

...Let me list the names in my story, which was actually created in April; a long time before your friend ever put her fic up. Don't believe me? Ask Painted Inkblot. Ask Breezeh. Don't even bullshit by saying that I took her fucking names. Here are my names:

Will o' the Wisp, Ivyfur, Brightfire, Brownbelly, Hollowvoice, Slashthroat, Talonstar, Brackenstar, Frogleg, Oriolewing, Dawnpaw, Cedarstar, Nightpaw, Stone, Heath, Mink, Bolt, Russet, Eel, Larchwhisker, and that's pretty much it.

None of those names were even in her fucking fic except Talonstar, and nobody has control over that name along with the others that have been used in multiple fics. Damn you for thinking that I'd stoop so low as to plagiarize horrible names from a horrible fic. I'm a writer and a flamer, but I'm not some fucking plagiarist. Damn you for even thinking that I would go that low.

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Here's a PM by James Blade:

(ok jerk, why dont you stick a gernade in ur mouth then none of us will have to listen to ur pointless flames any more.)

I bet that you want me to do so. Get in line. So does everyone else. Besides, where the hell am I even going to get a grenade?

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Here's a review reply by a n00b by the name of Holly233. My reply is below the first sentence:

(It wasnt meant to be a 'story', its supposed to be pure crack, which is stupid, and its me and my friends off of a roleplay site, so grow up)

Let me correct your atrocious grammar before I even attempt to reply to this jumbled mess. Here's how you should've said the entire sentence:

"It wasn't meant to be a story; it's supposed to be pure crack, which is meant to be stupid. Another thing is that it's based off of me and my friends talking on a roleplay site. Grow up."

If it is pure 'crack' as you call this shit, then why the fuck would you post it up on Fanfiction? Nobody gives a fuck about you and your friends RPing except you and your friends. How about you take a look at yourself? It's immature n00bs like you that I want to strangle when they write n00bish 'fics' and make me laugh uncontrollably when they reply in a n00bish manner. Thank you for making my day.

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Here's something from a n00b by the name of Pinetail. I hope you enjoy this.

(This story is a piece of sh)

Could you at least have the decency to tell me how it sucks? At least I tell the crappy writers of this horrible fandom why their stories suck.

(If you wirte such crappy stories, don't go around flaimng people, cause u r just as bad!!)

I don't know if I've 'wirte-ed' anything. I know that I've written some decent fics. Ask around. Ask the competent authors how good my fics are instead of making biased opinions based on the fact that I flamed your fucking ass to hell.

(Now why don't you just keep you f mouth shut!)

Are you scared to say the word 'fucking'? I don't block cursing, unlike you n00bs.

(There now u are flamed, how ddoes it fel?)

Again with the chatspeak and the misspelled words. Don't you realize that it's not improving what others think about you? As for the 'flame' it feels rather great because now you've given me a reason to reply to you.

(DO u just flame stories??)

Sometimes. It depends on my mood and whether I have time to get on. I am a seventeen-year-old with a job and a life.

(It seems so... bye Silent Memento, I Hate Flamers and this is what they get!)

At least you spelled my name right. Most others fail to do that. Anyway, why the fuck did you capitalize 'hate' and 'flamers'? It makes you seem like a n00b without any idea of what the word 'grammar' means. Wait a minute; I think that I know what you are. Look at the fourth sentence in this paragraph to find out the answer.

(This is for everyone who ever got flamed by u.)

I'd rather hear what they have to say about it. Maybe they would have the common courtesy to use proper English that people can actually fucking understand!

(r u aware your on like 10 beware of Flamers, all they wan tto do is flame, lists?)

...I'm going to ignore your flagrant abuse of the English language so that I can reply to you in a semi-sane manner. I never noticed that I was on those lists. I only knew of one. Would you kindly show me where the lists are? I don't wish to flame them; I just want to take a look at what they think.

(Well u are so now how does it feel to b flamed, not good right?)

...Your grammar is still suffering because of you. Leave the poor thing alone. It never did anything wrong to you. In fact, it's still willing to help you out if you just wanted to use it in a way that isn't blatantly hurting it.

To reply to the actual meaning of what you were trying to say, I feel rather good. It's fun to see others hate me for telling the truth. It happens all the time in real life. Why should it be any different here? Why should I make up a kind review if the story that I'm writing the review for is a piece of shit? Why should I lie to the writer's face when I tell them my opinion?

(Well think about that next time you flame someone, we have feelings 2!)

I have feelings as well. You fail to realize that a flamer is not a heartless animal. I've been on both sides of the spectrum, and believe me; I've never had a view so naive as your own about the so-called 'black-and-white' crap about flamers and n00bs.

(OUT! If u flame people u will just get flamed back, so there!)

I don't give a fucking shit. When will you people realize that I do not care what n00bs like you say? I only reply to you because of the fact that you have no idea of who I am or what I'm all about. I'm quite willing to help out if you ask me in a polite way that doesn't have horrible grammar.

(STOP FLAMING)

Make me.

(YOU KEEP SAYING HOW EVERYTHING IS AGAINST THE ToS WELL, YOU SHOULD BE AGAINST THE ToS)

Writing harsh and truthful reviews are not against the Terms of Service. I have never told the people I flame to go kill themselves, nor have I threatened them. I only insult their fics, not the writers themselves.

(ONE MRE TIME THIS ISN'T JUST FOR ME IT IS FOR ALL THOSE INOCENT WRITERS WHO GOT FLAMED BY U FOR NO REASON!)

I didn't flame them for no reason, as you said. I flamed them because their fics are/were utter shit. They decided to put their crap on the Internet, and they have to fucking deal with the harsh reviews. If they can't do that here, then they'll never be able to do that in life.

(GOOD DAY!)

Damn. I was having fun replying to you.

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Here's a review reply from a person by the name of xXxSpottyxXx:

(Why do you have to be such a bi.tch about it?!)

Since when was I being a bitch about your plagiarized 'fic'? All you did was copy down the song and add a few words to it. Last time I checked, that was plagiarism, and against the law as a direct result. If you want to complain about it, that's fine. Just know that you've lost the respect of everyone who has an ounce of credibility.

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Here's a PM from the previous n00b right afterward:

(and besides, everyone is remaking songs what makes mine any different.)

It doesn't make you unique. I've flamed multiple songfics because they are against the Terms of Service, and you think that you're somehow the only person that I've ever flamed on that subject? Get a fucking clue.

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And here's another one from Spotty. Doesn't she just realize that she's giving me more ammunition?

(you where a b.itch when you had to say it was s.hit. you just had to. Why don't you spoil someone elses day. at least I have a life. i write in thought stories while you are in high school and writing about pokemon.)

Little girl, you can curse normally. I don't censor cursewords here. I'm saying the honest truth. Anything that is plagiarized from something else is automatically shit. You forgot the question mark after the question. You learn that in kindergarten. You also learn capitalization in kindergarten as well. Do I need to treat you like a kindergartner? Will that show you how completely stupid you're being?

As for my fics, have you even bothered to look at them? Or are you just making up baseless assumptions based on the fact that I am currently flaming your sorry ass to hell? I actually make my fics have depth to them, and I don't include Mary-Sues in my fics, unlike yourself with Spottedstar. She's more of a Mary-Sue than Spottedleaf, and that's really saying something. There's a lot of people who write for Pokemon. The best writer in the entire fandom is over twenty. There's no such thing as an age limit in writing. Warriors and Redwall can be considered books for children, and you have competent people writing for both. I honestly can't see where the fuck you're trying to prove with your so-called comparison between your 'in-thought stories' and the fact that I write for Pokemon as well as Warriors. You are obviously an idiot who is completely blind to the matters of writing, and I pity you for that. Otherwise, I loathe you for your ignorance.

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Here's a PM from Gingerstar14. Cheers:

(Wow, you are so nice.)

I do enjoy the sarcastic responses to my flames. They're fun to reply to.

(And with that, I hope your proud that tons of people hate you.)

The word that you're looking for is 'you're' as in 'you are.' By the way that you spoke that sentence, people might accidentally mistake me for having possession of pride (which can be true in rare cases.) I know that tons of people hate me. Show them to me. Let them be bold enough as to say right to my face that they hate me.

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Eh, here's a PM from a terrible writer by the name of Jokegirl:

(Wow just when I thought you couldn't be more of a jackass you really changed my view. Now I am going to go cry myself to sleep because one person thinks my story is crap. Oh and by the way I know you think that some writers are worse or as bad as me because I have read your reviews to other authors. I hope you burn in hell Have a nice day)

Before I reply to this, let me show you my PM to her asking why I said that the names were horrible:

(Seriously; why name a cat 'Poison'? Everyone fucking knows that she's going to be the evil cat in this. Another thing you might want to think about is that no queen would ever name her kit 'Poison.' That's the fucking problem that I have. It's not your names, as you're sorely mistaken on that aspect. I was pissed at the prophecy, and my flame would prove it, if a person wouldn't have deleted it. I was angry at the prophecy and one name.)

(Your grammar is poor at best, and your plotline needs a lot of work. There isn't any way that a Clan leader would allow a rogue that was utterly rude to his/her deputy and warriors into his/her Clan, let alone say that said rogue was to be treated as a Clanmate. Poison should've been treated like a prisoner, not a Clanmate.)

(Another thing is that the ShadowClan cats are fiercely loyal to one another. There's no way that they would take the side of a rogue that was rude to their deputy. The ShadowClan cats admire and respect Russetfur, and to think that you have Rowanclaw saying that a rogue has more loyalty to ShadowClan is absolutely ludicrous.)

(Your grammar is awful. You have no idea of how to start or end sentences. The way you use dialogue tags is wrong. You can't even use the commas right. You learn that in kindergarten or first grade. I highly recommend that you get a good beta or learn a lot from your English teacher.)

(I don't care how many loyal followers think that your fics are good. The lone Warriors fic that you have is shit. I'm not even kidding. Hell, every competent writer on the Warriors site is better than you. You are not even near that class. Take my advice however you want, but I'm telling you the truth.)

(Sincerely,)

(Memo)

Now, I'm going to be rude and rip her reply apart since I'm obviously a jackass who deserves to burn in hell. Why should I disappoint?

(Wow just when I thought you couldn't be more of a jackass you really changed my view.)

Glad to know that I changed an opinion. That's what I'm trying to achieve.

(Now I am going to go cry myself to sleep because one person thinks my story is crap.)

I would hope not. I wish that more people would be able to accept an objective standpoint. I see that it isn't the case with you.

(Oh and by the way I know you think that some writers are worse or as bad as me because I have read your reviews to other authors.)

Did you read what I said? I said 'every competent writer,' not every writer. You're far from the worst, but you still suck at writing, and you absolutely suck at being able to improve at writing.

(I hope you burn in hell Have a nice day)

You want me to burn in hell, but you also want me to have a nice day? Contradictory, much?

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Here's a review from Moonflower85 with my reply:

(Pinetail, my friend, you are a GENIUS!)

She may be a genius to you, but she also has some of the worst grammar I've ever seen.

(Silent Memento, i have reported you for the review of sparkpaw's song)

For what fucking reason? The story was absolutely atrocious, and I was being entirely honest with my review. I'm not going to make up a good review for a bad story.

(Which Appleheart and i spend alot of time working on and we still are.)

...You spent a lot of time working on a horrible fic? In my honest opinion, you should have spent more time working on that awful grammar before putting up a fic.

(And it feels wasted when we get reviews with bad stuff like that,)

Maybe said flames should urge you to work harder on that garbage that you dare to call a fic. The reason why there's only a few good writers on this site is because they happen to be the only ones who actually try to improve.

(i hope you get banned)

First off, you should have used a period instead of a comma with that last sentence. Secondly, you always capitalize the fucking 'I.' You learn that in kindergarten.

(all you poor writers out there, don't worry,)

There should have been a period after the word 'banned', the 'a' in 'all' should have been capitalized, and you want a semi-colon instead of a comma.

(this guy is just like a shark that searches only for people to flame.)

Again with the fucking assumptions. One of the rants that I had on my profile talked about that. You know why I hate you n00bs? It's because you always assume things about the people who review your fics.

(You shouldn't do it Silent Memento.)

If anyone tells me not to flame without specifying why one more time, I might just explode into little pieces.

(Instead of swearing at us, help us, tell us what we're doing wrong, NICELY,)

I am telling you what you're doing wrong, and I don't wish to make up a kind review so that you people can feel warm and fuzzy inside.

(and then we might improve)

Wrong. Everyone that I have told nicely has never improved, not even a little.

(and people will like you and be grateful for your help.)

Little girl, I don't give a shit if y'all like me or want me to, and I quote, "Burn in hell, you fucking bitch!"

(The first part of your story was very interesting and spooky, the kind of thing i'm not good at.)

Thank you for using the review feature as it was meant to be used. I wish that the other people that flame my fics in revenge would learn to do the same thing.

(You have a talent, so use it to help other people instead of flaming them.)

My talents aren't going to be used to help others. I only wish to better myself. Isn't that what life in the real world is all about?

;Y

It's been a while. Here's a revenge flame by Angelfang:

(Haha.)

What do you find so hilarious: the fact that you couldn't write a flame if your mother's life depended on it or that you think that I have less grammatical skills than you?

(And you say my stories are horrible.)

I don't say that they suck; I know without a shadow of a doubt that your "fics" are nothing but sewage, or garbage, if you wish to quote Mike Gundy of Oklahoma State. I'd rather read the latest paparazzi tabloid than your fucked-up shit.

(Here is some advice.)

From you? Oh, this is gonna be good... Please note the immense amount of sarcasm and disgust in my voice.

(STOP WRITING THESE PITIFUL STORIES!)

For what reason, you dumb bitch? They aren't killing anyone, nor are they just a waste of space like the majority of "fics" on this website. I use fucking proper grammar in my fics. What do most of you fail to understand about that? There's a plagiarized fic of the one that you flamed by the name of Devil's Blight. Would you think that that one was better because it was "written" by someone other than me?

(NO ONE LIKES YOU!)

I do not give a fucking shit!

(GET A F LIFE!)

I have a fucking life with a job, siblings, and school. What's so different between you and me, besides the job? I can tell that you've never held a real job in your life. Please shut the fuck up about my life. It contributes much more to society than your own.

;Y

Here's another PM from Angelfang, who doesn't seem to realize that what she's doing is the equivalent to setting up the electric chair and strapping herself in. All I have to do is pull the switch. I'm going to do that right about...now:

(Aw. I'm so scared. Whats the big bad GIRL gonna do to me. Cry to his mommy and tell her to beat me up.)

You fail miserably at insulting other people. You also fail to use question marks after, not just one, but two questions. You fail to realize that you should add an apostrophe in "What's." Did you ever grow the fuck up like I suggested, or do you actually like being babied by others rather than taking your own life into your own hands? I may be a girl, but you're far worse. You're a spoiled little bitch who always expects things to go her way. I don't need anyone to beat you up. You're doing that to yourself.

;Y

Here's a PM from a girl by the name of renniegirl. She's trying to defend her younger sister (Moonfeather1):

(Look here shit head. So what if moonfeather1's story isn't the BEST warriors fanfic in the whole damn world!?)

Do you not realize that I don't give a fuck about whether or not a fanfic is the best? I care about the proper use of grammar; something that Moonfeather doesn't understand at all.

(This is her first fanfic for god's sake!)

Capitalize 'God'. I'm atheist, and I know that 'God' should be capitalized. Hell, I had a n00bish fanfic up once. It's gone now, but I do remember the fact that I could use commas right. Moonfeather doesn't understand a thing about grammar. Why do you defend her when you know in your heart that I'm telling the truth?

(And what the hell? If your going to flame, try actually telling the person whats wrong with it, not just saying)

("Your 'fic' is absolutely terrible. You know why I don't like to read a n00b's fic? Because it's garbage!")

What? You don't like the last quote? It's from Mike Gundy. I'm planning on using Dennis Green's rant next time. Either way, it's sad that you don't appreciate all of the time that I've put into each individual flame. I don't just find a fic to flame. I read it first, and then flame it. I do tell what people do wrong when I feel like it. You want concrit? Ask me, and don't bitch about it later.

(MY GOD, shes not even half way through the story, and your already calling it trash!)

I don't need to read a whole story to find out if it's good or if it sucks ass.

(And no, I'm not some fucked up idiot, like what your probaly thinking right now)

What is it with n00bs and assumptions? Would you kindly take your biased ass someplace where I can't hear the words coming out of it?

(since I'm not even the author of that fanfic, I'm her older sister.)

Aww... How cute. The baby needs her older sister to defend her. How pitiful. She could have just replied to me instead.

(Now, heres the thing, I'm not trying to stop you from flaming every danm person on this websit)

Good. I find it sad that people actually think that they can stop me from flaming.

(Only an idiot would, seeing you do this with just about every fanfic you read)

Correction: I flame every bad fanfiction that I read. Learn the difference.

(I'm only an older sister trying to avenge her younger sister.)

Your sister is a little baby who can't defend herself or take care of herself in any way, shape, or form, and you have to be the biggest goddamned idiot to get involved in her battles.

(I was going to let her handle thins on her own, but when she finaly told me her reply, and how wimpy it was, I just to rant back.)

No, you didn't have to rant back. You could have let her send her own reply instead of involving yourself in affairs that are far beyond your sphere of influence. This isn't fucking Iraq, and you are not George fucking Bush.

(Anyways if you've got a problem with me and this message, go ahead and put me on the spotlight.)

I hope that you can handle the pressure. Please make yourself at home amongst the other goddamned idiots.

(See if I give a damn! I'll just reply right on back. Besides, I actully enjoy a good argument.)

Correction: you enjoy an argument that you're winning. There's a very clear winner that the naked eye can see, and it isn't you. Just don't run home with your tail tucked between your legs yet. I'd love to see your so-called "reply" to my retort.

(Don't put moonfeather1 on the spotlight because shes innocent in this message.)

She's already on my profile, and she's not coming off. Now you're just adding yourself to it. Congrats for being someone who thought they could defend their sibling from me when they have no control over the situation. That's something that you could expect from a so-called Homo Sapiens with gray matter that is entirely non-existant.

(Seriously. She doesn't even know I'm writing this to you.)

You are a liar and a hypocrite. If she came to you with her reply, then she sure as hell knew that you were going to reply to her.

(And one last thing, there are two reasons why I'm writing this. If you don't know the first your a complete idiot.)

You have been using the wrong versions of 'your' and 'you're' for the entire PM. I'm going to call you out on it now. If you fail to use proper grammar, I will call you out on it a lot more times than I did.

(The second reason is just for the soul purpose to annoy the hell outta someone. And I know this is annoying you very much :))

Wrong 'sole', imbecile. You're not annoying me; you're amusing me. There's a hell of a difference between annoyance and amusement. You have no idea if this is annoying me. Enough with the assumptions. This is the ballgame. The ball is in your court, and I expect you to make more mistakes that will cost you the game.

;Y

Here's another revenge flame by a n00b who goes by Stripedpaw:

(Okay, here is a few reasons why you should take this piece of foxdung down you call a story:)

Oh, this should be good. By the way, would you learn how to actually curse, you dumb whore?

(1.What type of seventeen-year-old(Yes I read your pathetic flames, StarClan knows why)still watches Pokemon, a T.V. show my little brother grew out of at the age of about, oh, I don't know, three months?)

So? It's only the most popular TV/video game franchise that's been around for more than ten years. There's not that many others that can say that. I still have the original games, and I write Pokemon fiction because of the potential for ideas. There's nothing that's shameful about Pokemon. You were probably soiling yourself and nursing from your mother's breast when Pokemon was at its heyday.

(2.The fact that my mentally retarded nine-year-old sister can write a story about pink ponies and still beat you with a landslide, and)

I don't care about your sister's writing, and I have no clue of how someone could beat me with a landslide. The term is 'beaten in a landslide', you incompetent slut.

(3.It is simply a piece of foxdung written by a mousebrain.)

Curse normally, would you? Just say that, "This story is simply a piece of shit that was written by a fuck-up whose father was a drunken hick and whose mother is a whoring cunt." I wouldn't take any offense to that.

;Y

Here's a little something by a noob called Darkpaw94. Enjoy:

(Why the fuck are people attacking me like this?)

Because your work is a piece of shit and we want you to know that.

(I didn't ask you to read my story.)

I didn't ask you to write that atrocious 'fic'.

(Do you just review all the Warriors storys because you don't like the story?)

First off, that's stories, not 'storys.' Secondly, I review whatever the hell I feel like reviewing. I usually flame first and concrit last.

(Fuck you.)

No thanks. I've got a girlfriend for that.

(I don't care what the hell you think.)

Then why do you feel the need to reply to me?

(Go write your fuckin pokemon storys and masturbate to Misty.)

I counted three errors in that sentence alone. Besides, I don't wish to dump the love of my life for a character who doesn't really exist.

(Bitch.)

No; the term is 'bastard.' Get it right. I do not have boobs, and I don't PMS. Therefore, I am not a girl.

;Y

Here's something from Snowstorm friend of Furyfur:

(What is WRONG with you? There are lots of interactive stories out there and you don't flame every single one of them! Leave Furyfur alone you bastard!)

As a matter of fact, I do flame all of those fics. I report them too. Please get a fucking clue.

;Y

Here's a little something from a whiny, ten-year-old brat named Foreverfriend. It's been long overdue.

(So you didn't go putting my in the spotlight for my review and replies?)

I didn't before because I was content with my replies. Now I see that this is long overdue.

(You may think that people you flame are all Newbies to the site.)

I could say that you were snorting cocaine while writing your reply, but it wouldn't be any more true than your uninformed opinion.

(I'm not a Newbie.)

Then why are you capitalizing the word 'newbie'? It's not going to change many opinions, sweetie.

(So get it right.)

Since when have I gotten it wrong?

(You may think that every person you flame doesn't have proper grammar.)

I know that those people have no grammar. I flame them because of their utter lack of grammar.

(I have great grammar!)

Your sentences say otherwise.

(And i know how to use and you waste you time telling people how to spell.)

...This sentence reeks of bad grammar.

(I don't know when you became their school teacher, but it seems you think you should be.)

If your English teacher saw what you wrote, s/he would fail you for the entire school year.

(Given up now have you?)

Girl, I've barely started flaming the n00bs of this fandom.

(I see why this site is 13+ because moronic people go around swearing the hell out of other people.)

This site is for people over thirteen because there are T-rated stories on this website. In my honest opinion, it's because of the people like you who can't take critisism for shit.

(Stop being mentally retarded.)

Please don't use slurs. It makes you seem like a bigot. I doubt that you know what that means, but it's not a term of endearment.

;Y

To everyone else who doesn't agree with my opinion: Go ahead and PM me. I'll always respond.

To the good people that actually agree with my opinion: Thank you very much. If you wish to PM me, go ahead. Like the first option, I'll always respond.

Sincerely,

Memo