Waz happenin' crackas?! For those who actually read my profile beforehand, let me tell you that it was a failure, and failing is bad, unless you like failing...then it's okay!
On to the PROFILE!! Hip-hip-HOORAY!!
Name: Would Have To Go With Neal (it's not really but that's the best you lot are gonna get!) Actually, my 'name' is Rhys; how cool is that? It's like Reece but spelt way cooler! Hee-hee! And I think i spelt my name wrong (Neil, not Neal! Oopsy!)
Age: I Am Not Quite Legal To Have Sex (if that gives you any clues (probably not))
Mental State: Prematurely Senile and Deaf
Height: Er...Would Be Five Foot Seven Or There Abouts
Nationality: Australian, Although It Shames Me To No End
Religion: Atheist All The Way
And Now For A Little Quiz!
Which Gender Is Iwandamonian? Your Options Are:
a) Man
b) Woman
c) Trans-gender
d) Hermaphrodite
e) Scaly Man Fish
f) All Of The Above
If wanting to collect prize for correct response/answer, please send moi a message! I will contact you with the utmost speediness (or not) and reveal (privately) if your answer is correct or not! Although, I doubt anyone will read this tripe but just in case...
Okay, and now for more personal info!
I am an author through and through; all during my classes I just write, well, that is when the teacher isn't a homicidal ape-thing that continues to 'shit me up the wall'. I mainly write fantasy, although action and couch humor cough are something I can also do...(ish for the humor part; I suck hardcore)
Goals: to go to Japan!! And England! And maybe Ireland. And then move to Melbourne!!
I admit I have a rather bad case of the potty mouth syndrome
Likes: GAYS!! Hee-hee! I also like swimming, tennis, anime/manga, anything with good action/gore/humor/death and carnage (is that the same as gore??), happy music, sleeping, alcohol (I'm an alci at a young age), laughing (endorphins, bitches! use 'em!)
Dislikes: people who go behind my back (if ya got somethin' t' say, say it t' me face, slag!), obnoxious smelly arseholes (I'm going to KILL you ALL!), goddamn skanks! and catching a bus full of small children (about 30 of them) and then being walloped in the fucking shoulder with a brick-like bag! What the fuck, dude? It hurt, and my friends wouldn't even let me swear in pain! Graarrr!
Loathes: people who pretend to be gay (we don't need your shit, so FUCK OFF!!), a certain SOSE teacher mentioned above earlier as the homicidal ape-thing who 'shits me up the wall' (hee, isn't that a funny phrase?!)
...has long dramatic sigh...why do I even bother putting effort into this when I know no one is going to read it? ...watches tumbleweed go by, pulls out flamethrower and destroys it...I FUCKING HATE TUMBLEWEEDS!!
You know what's really sad? I have never been out of this goddamn shit-hole of a continent/island/country. How pathetic is that? I haven't even been to New Zealand or even fucking Tasmania, although...who'd wanna go there? (hee-hee, no offence Tasmanians!)
All right, this is getting shitty. Fuck off and have a happy year
Sincerely, Iwandamonian!
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