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since: 11-05-07, id: 1414535, Profile Updated: 10-27-09
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Name:Ashana

Age:16

Gender:Female

Where I live:In my bedroom, at school,in my mind,in some book I will read , and on the computer

Hair/eye color:medium brown hair and cornflower blue eye's

Birthday:July 3rd

Zodiac:the Crab!

Heritage:Alaskan Native,Irish and a mix of some other small things

Favorite colors:PURPLE!!Blue,Sliver,Green,Blue,Orange,Black and Blood Red

Personality:Can be shy at times or quiet.I can be VERY loud too at times.Im fun to hang around.My parents and friends say I have an 'anger management problems' I can have some anger issues but it's not my fault...ok somtimes it is but hey i live!

Hobbies:Reading stories/poems/manga, Swimming, Sports (water-polo, baseball, tennis, and vollyball), Writing poems, Singing karioke(sp?), Watching anime

Anime I LOVE!:NARUTO,WOLFS RAIN,CYBORG 009, SAINT SEIYA:KNIGHTS OF THE ZODIAC,CHIBI VAMPIRE,VAMPIRE KNIGHT,CASE CLOSED AND A WHOLE BUNCH MORE!!(IM JUST TO LAZY TO TYPE THEM ALL OUT) =)

Music:I love all kinds of music and I mean ALL kinds.I listen to classical to pop to alternitive to rock to rap to country...you get my drift =D


Favorite Naruto Couples:

GAARAxSAKURA

NARUTOxHINATA

NEJIxTENTEN

SHIKAMARUxTEMARIE

KIBAxHINATA

KANKAROxSAKURA

NARUTOxSASUKE

GAARAxNEJI

SHINOxHINATA

KAKASHIxANKO

Ok Couples:

SHIKAMARUxINO

KANKARUxINO

Hated Couples:

LEExTENTEN

I am a Gaara lover.I have new feelings about Sasuke.Now I only like Sasuke with Naruto.

Favorite Ouran Couples

Hikaru and Haruhi :)

Twins and Haruhi

Tamike and Haruhi

Kaoru and OC


If you are a GAARA fanatic, copy this into your profile.

If you think your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you think Sasuke fromNaruto should have the nickname 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this into your profile.

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler then being cool, copy this into your profile.

If one of your best friends IS insane, copy this into your profile.

IF YOU LIKE ANY TYPE OF METAL, PUNK, ROCK, ALTERNATIVE or SCREAMO!! THEN COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!!

If youve been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile, and add your name to the list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'redButterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe), I'veComeBackToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmemories, Misfit Band, ilurvedannyr, Gaara's weakness, Bethany (i change my name alot so lets just call me that), AlaskanWildflower

If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

95 of kids are concerned about being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 who aren't, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactively Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamono, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, 'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', Zwerqschnauzer, 'Dark-Independent-Girl-101', Drama Queen Girl, o0Dreamer0o, lclsurfer, Sasuke-Sakura-14, ChocolateChan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, Bloodied Sand,KeraQ,Ramon19923. DarkAngel819, Bethany (i change my pen name alot... so lets just call me that),AlaskanWildflower

If you would dump your boyfriend/girlfriend upon learning they are racist, copy this into your profile.

If you think it's weird and sad that many girls get up ridiculously early to do their hair and make-up and pick out the perfect outfit EVERY DAY and yet somehow have no time to eat breakfast, copy this into your profile.

If you wear black and a genuine smile at the same time on a daily basis, copy this into your profile.

If you have come flat out and said to someone you really don't know that well that they're pissing you off, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you know (a) video game character(s) or video game weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so bored you just sat in the computer chair staring at your computer copy this into your profile.

Is it just me or is Gaara really hot? If you think he is copy this and put it into your profile and add your name to the list. UNITE GAARA LOVERS!! LoveShinobi4eva, Silver Element, BlueSkyHeaven, Ketsueki Senshoku, Gaara's Pyro RACCOON, Gaarasminestayaway, .Faking.This.Smile, Lilly, Jay Jay, StormofSilver, Love of Midoriko, Panda-Chan21, Bethany (i change my pen name alot),AlaskanWildflower

If you hate Karin from NARUTO copy and paste this karin bashings and add you name on the bottoms.

Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it!
Karin is so fat, not even the byakugan can see through her.
Karin is so ugly, ANBU thought she was in the second level of the curse mark, and kicked her butt.
Karin is so stupid, she took a shiet thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.
Karin is so old, Gai dropped his "Power of youth" philosophy on the spot.
Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'dayummmmm!'
Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her.
Karin is so fat she made fun of Chouji for being skin and bones
Karin is so fat that when Lee was doing her, he gave up.
Karin is so ugly, They made her join ANBU just so they can put a mask on her
Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the "hidden" villages.
Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear.
Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her
Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the
mainland.

Karin is so ugly Sasuke killed himself the second he saw her.

Supporters of this-~-x.X-Pretty n' Punk-X.x, Anim34Eva96, Narutofan1126, BETHANY!! (i change my pen name alot),AlaskanWildflower

Hello.

I would just like to say a few quick things as a representative for the thousands of Twilight fans out there.

If you idiotic people in Hollywood even dare try to ruin the wonderful book Twilight with a crappy movie, I shall not hesitate to lead one hundred thousand other fans - this number does not cover the number of how many fans there are, just how many bought Eclipse the day it came out - track you down, humillate you in the worst possible way, then kill you slowly and painfully.

If there are any questions, you can just get over it.

Sincerly,

AlaskanWildflower-chan

If you support this letter, copy and paste this letter, add your name to the list! Help get this message around!! Kinomi-chan (Damn straight), EstherAngelofDeath,(u bet ur ass i will)AlaskanWildflower(Of course I will!)(Add your name here!)


I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.

I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to beat someone up

I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd

I am BIRACIAL(mixed) so I MUST have smart days AND dumb days

I love ANIMALS so I MUST become the CRAZY OLD CAT LADY

I DRESS NICE and I'M A GUY, so I MUST be gay.

I'm A GUY and I PLAY THE FLUTE, so I MUST be gay.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut myself.

I'm EMO, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST talk only about guys, clothes, and other girls.

I'm a CHEERLEADER/PREP, so I MUST be slutty, blonde, mean, shallow, and stupid.

I'm a MORMON, so I MUST be a polygamist.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm an ARTIST/MUSICIAN, so I MUST spend my weekends getting high.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be racist against black people.

I LIKE TO READ, so I MUST be a dork/nerd/geek.

I'm ADD/ADHD, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST bomb animal slaughter houses.

I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think you're all going to Hell.

I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST be homophobic.

I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate God/worship Satan. (They don't believe in either of them!)

I'm FROM THE SOUTH, so I MUST have a country accent/listen to country music.

I'm FROM THE SOUTH, so I MUST be racist.

I'm NEVER SINGLE FOR LONG, so I MUST be a slut.

I LOVE SHARPIES, so I MUST use them to get high.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST like rap/r&b.

I DON'T EAT LUNCH (unwisely), so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic/bulimic.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST have gotten plastic surgery.

I CALL OTHER GIRLS PRETTY, so I MUST be lesbo.

I DON'T HAVE GAY FRIENDS, so I MUST be homophobic.

I still SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS, so I MUST be childish.

My HAIR IS BLUE/GREEN/PINK ETC., so I MUST be on drugs.

I have MULTIPLE PEIRCINGS, so I MUST be on drugs.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST play piano well. amazingly well.

I PLAY MORE THAN ONE INSTRUMENT, so I MUST be a band geek.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be in a gang.

I WEAR PANTS THAT DON'T FALL DOWN, so I MUST be gay.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST hate GLBT, Mexicans, and people who get abortions.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST be an illegal immigrant.

I'm HISPANIC/LATINO(A), so I MUST be from Mexico.

I'm EUROPEAN, so I MUST not shave.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be stuck up.

I'm SHY, so I MUST be stuck up.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST be shallow.I'm ON A SPORTS TEAM, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm POPULAR, so I MUST be happy/have many friends.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be lazy.

I GO TO A PRIVATE SCHOOL, so I MUST be prissy or slutty.

I'm TALL, so I MUST play basketball.

I'm a GIRL and I PLAY SPORTS, so I MUST be lesbo.

I've decided to REMAIN ABSTINANT, so I MUST be GLBT.

I DON'T DATE, so I MUST be GLBT.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I must smoke weed.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I take ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST work at a casino.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be sleeping with them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.

I have GERMAN HERITAGE, so I MUST be a Nazi

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN, so I MUST worship Satan.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I act HAPPY so I MUST have a prefect life and not know real pain.

I hang with SOCIAL OUTCASTS, so I MUST be a loser.

I am a WICCAN so I MUST worship satan. (umm...no!! We don't even beleive in satan! that is a christian beleif!)

I am a FEMALE ATHLET so I MUST be fit and olny play sports ment for woman.

Stereotypes suck! Copy, paste & add. (And when you do, PM me what you add to the list!)


TO ALL THOSE WHO THINK HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG AND WANT TO FIGHT FOR A BETTER FUTURE FOR OUR GAY AND LESBIAN FRIENDS, PLEASE REPOST THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE.

-I am the girl who got kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
-I am the prostitute working on the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
-I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful tear-filled nights.
-I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
-I am the foster-child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
-I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that put me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
-I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating from high-school. It was just too much to bear.
-We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
-I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting management called on me.
-I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
-I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system suddenly grow cold and distant when they found out that my abusive partner is also a woman.
-I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support to turn to because I am male.
-I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
-I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me only lesbians do that.
-I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
-I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not alwyas have to deal with society hating me.
-I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
-I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most; love.
-I am the son who is afraid of telling his loving, Christian parents I love another male.

PLEASE REPOST THIS IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG. PLEASE DO YOUR PART TO END IT.


Reasons why girls are the best

1. We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.


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1.)You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

(I can't believe I fell for that..)

21 Things to do at Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie.

21. Go up to random people and say "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!" ect. and see if they respond to save themselves from embarisment...

Number your twelve favorite Naruto characters (in no particular order) and answer the following questions:

1:Gaara

2:Hidan

3:Temari

4:Sakura

5:Deidara

6:Kakashi

7:Hinata

8:Shino

9:Tenten

10:Neji

11:Kiba

12:Shikamaru

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

No but I do like yuri/yaoi fanfic's

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

I don't think Sakura is hot...I guess she is hot to the guys

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

I don't think Shika could get Shino pregnant

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Yeah It was a Neji/Tenten one

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Maybe...Hidan & Kakashi are both perverts

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

I would have to say 5/9 because Dei-kun and Tenten would get along way better the Dei-kun & Neji

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

I think Hinata would blush crimson & then faint if she saw Hidan & Shika having sex

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

Ok...um One day Temari walk to a random bar in Kohana(sp?).As she walked into said random bar she saw a Neji Hyuga(sp?) drunk and striping off his clothes.She blushed madly then fainted like Hinata because she has a crush on said Neji.There ya go.How was the mini fanfic 'cause I am not a fan of said couple.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

...um maybe because I have yet to read any Gaara/Shino fanfics

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

um...how about.. "The Lonly Cloud & the Fallen Beauty" this is for HinaShika

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

a plot with Sakura & Gaara?thats easy!um...i can't think of any plot that hasn't been used

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

eh what is het??

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Nope!None of my friends draw Kiba which is kinda sad =(

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five

Maybe they would

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Um I think Neji would scream... "My hair!My beautiful hair!!" this would be screamed if said person got his hair forcible cut all the way off

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Hmm I would have to say...UGH!!I can't think of a song for Shino?

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Um If I wrote a fic about Gaara/Kakashi/Shika the warning would have to be Warning: YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ ABOUT ABSOLUTE VIOLANCE AND LAZYNESS

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Um a pick-up line For Neji to use on Hidan?It would have to be..."Oh Holy Jansin(sp?) This piece of art work standing in front of me is...is...Aw just kiss me!!"hahahahah I can't believe I just wrote that!! XD

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

I think Kiba would shit his pants if Hidan and Shino had a relationship

20) How emo is Seven?

I don't think Hinata is emo

7 Ways to Scare your roommates

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

How do you know when you're obsessed with Naruto?

1. You dye your hair blond and try to walk up a tree

2. You can spit out a quote from any character at any given time

3. You loudly declare homework 'Troublesome'

4. You tell your teacher that your career aspiration is to become Hokage

5. You constantly yell 'Believe It!' whenever you can

6. You glue yourself to fanfiction

7. You read every chapter as soon as it comes out

8. When you get mad you angrily tell your family that the only ties to them you have are the ones you'd like to wrap around their necks

9. You recognize that quote and laugh about using it

10. You randomly cosplay as your favorite character

11. You tell your teacher that once you graduate their class you'll join the ANBU

12. When you're nervous, you tap your fingertips together

13. Your main method of annoying little siblings is to loudly yell 'Byakugan' and start poking them with two fingers

14. You copy someone and declare that it's your Kekkai Genkai

15. You try to crush annoying people by clenching your fist and saying 'Sand Coffin'

16. You start twitching every time some one says 'Youthful'

17. You plot out alternate endings to Naruto in your spare time

18. You know every detail about your favorite character

19. When you talk to your friends, you talk about Naruto

20. You declare loudly that you hate brats

21. When someone tries to eat the last chip, you flip out on them and yell 'Mine!' before snatching it and eating it

22. You are always late and try to give lame excuses

23. You electrocute yourself then yell 'Chidori' as you pass out

24. You call your test a Chunin Exam

25. You tell your parents that it is their fate to let you slack off in school since it is your fate to fail

26. You lick your lips while trying to make your tongue seem longer

27. You declare yourself an avenger and spike your hair but only in the back

28. You call the group that you hang out with the Akatsuki

29. You doodle the Leaf Symbol every where

30. You take a fan and try to summon Kamitachi

31. You try to make your painting some alive

32. You are still reading this, laughing and nodding

Don't cure the addiction for then you would die of heart failier!

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These

The Ouran Alphabet

A is for Academy, which is where the Ouran students attend

B is for Boy-Lolita, which is Mitsukuni Haninozuka

C is for Cosplay, which the Hosts do every day

D is for Debt, which is 8 million yen

E is for Emo Corner, which is Tamaki's depression spot

F is for Female, which is Haruhi's true gender

G is for Guy, which Haruhi has to dress and act like to pay off her debt

H is for Hikaru, who is the confused one of the Hitachiin Twins

I is for Innocent, which Honey claims to be

J is for Jealousy, which Hikaru expresses towards Haruhi and Arai

K is for Kaoru, who is the sweetest of the Hitachiin Twins

L is for Love, which is the feeling that Hikaru doesn't quite understand

M is for Mori, who is the strong and silent type

N is for Nekozawa, who will put a curse on you if you don't watch your back

O is for Ootori, which is a big name in the medical business

P is for Puppet, and its name is Belzeneff

Q is for Quiet, which basically describes Mori

R is for Roses, which every Host Club member has in their own color

S is for Swimsuit, which the Hitachiin brothers would like to see Haruhi wear

T is for Tamaki, who considers himself as the "King" of the Host Club

U is for Usa-chan, which is the name of Honey's stuffed bunny

V is for Vocals, which Renge uses a lot

W is for Wonderland, where Haruhi had seen her mother

X is for X-Ray Vision, which the Hitachiin Brothers wish they had

Y is for Yaoi, which the Ouran show has a lot of thanks to the Hitachiin Twins

Z is for the Zuka Club, which Haruhi was almost forced to join

If you have never heard or seen the Ouran Alphabet before until now, copy and paste this into your profile

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Will always be like "well you deserve better".
BEST FRIENDS: Will prank call him and say " you'll die in 7 days"

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when you get rejected
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say " its because your gay isn't it"

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS:Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS:Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS:Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS:Will confort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS:Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crappp!

My 4 bf do these things =D anD i

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off its orbit" for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

This next bit here is the cutest, sadest thing ever...

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.


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