Hullo, my name is Marli.

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So, if you will, check out my website. My ANTI-TWILIGHT website. It's www.anticentral.webs.com. Go there. To join or to cuss me out, whichever.

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Which Hogwarts house will you be sorted into?

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(I talk to myself.) (A lot.)

Which Hogwarts house will you be sorted into?

WHO IS MARLI?

Marli, alas, is NOT actually me. Marli, dear readers, is a (more or less)fictional character who I do intend to write a book about. Yay, novel! This is a really LONG summary, but here goes!

Summary: (snicker) Go back millions of years in a totally different universe and find the prosperous country of Alaxia. Yay! Alaxia! The princess of this country happens to be a young girl named Sarileigh. Clap for her. Sarileigh is not the most typical of princesses. In private, you see, she adores singing, something which is considered scandalous for those of high birth to do. She also hates parties. 'Gatherings,' 'meetings,' 'balls,' 'feasts,' whatever her darling mother called them. Other than that, though, she was just another princess. She was a bit too proud, learned her lessons and how to behave, and tolerated the downs of being royalty in exchange for being able to boss people around.

However, because Sarileigh so disliked social events, she was not real friends with any other nobility, but her maid and the stableboy, Dion. Clap for him too, he's awesome. Because of an accident in which Sarileigh was injured gravely, her Highness was afraid of horses- except for one, Blotch, a pony who was famous for never being frightened by anything. Sarileigh always insisted on riding Blotch whenever she had to go horseback, including during public events, much to her mother's horror.

However, serious problems arose when Sarileigh discovered she was engaged to the prince of Wend- who happens to be a right prat. If you give a shit about Sarileigh/Marli's story, tell me and I well tell you how Sarileigh became Marli- but nothing more, because, you know, I am going to publish it!

PONDERINGS:

"In All My Glory" 9-20-08 9:10 P.M. Mood: Thoughtful, Calm, but Easily Irritated.

I read the book Varjak Paw once, and it said something about how a cat isn't really a cat in all its glory if it begs off of humans and doesn't hunt. So, doesn't the same thing apply to humans? Some people say technology is humanity in all its glory- but I disagree. I mean, the system we have going- yeah, it works, short term, but in the long run its making us less strong. Sure, we may be smart, but we're getting lazy and selfish and fat. How many of you can't go up a flight of stairs without losing your breath? Be honest- to tell the truth, I can't either. I'm not obese or anything, but after going my whole life only hearing taps or less when I went downstairs, I'm pretty uncomfortable with the thunks I hear now. Gah! I wish I had more time!

So, okay. I'm going to graduate from college, yeah, yeah, whatever, then I'm going to disappear off the face of the earth to some remote place un- or barely-touched by humankind. And I'm going to bring a few things with me: Several laptops and a main computer, so I can work on my book(s), So many books that I will never be able to read them all in my lifetime (Okay, I probably WILL because I read fast, but STILL), my cat, a cellphone in case of emergency, and my friends' email addresses. Then I'm going to work for my food and shelter and right to live. Yay.

"An Addict, And Proud of It!" 9-22-08 7:24 A.M. Mood: Amused, Slightly Hyper.

There's one thing I really don't get- how people get addicted to icky stuff. I mean, smoking and tobacco- eww! Marajuana? Yelck! Alchohol? Oh. Maybe. I really shouldn't be talking though, 'cuz I'm addicted too.

Chocolate. Isn't it just the most wonderful substance in all the universes?

COPY AND PASTES:

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If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

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If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. (It got people staring at me like I was high for WEEKS! SCORE!)

Some people think that life is long. Others think that it’s short. If you believe that life is life and either way it’s gonna end so you should just go ahead and live it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

I walk in the rain- others just get wet! Copy and paste if you walk in the rain!

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies or TV shows. If you agree, copy and paste.

If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, put this in your profile.

If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you dislike those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this to your profile. (And also superficial people, don't forget that..)

If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Ga Nat Nat, Evil Older Sister, Frozenfan, Emerald Bear, Kyprioths Shadow, Ebony Rayne, lillypop, An-Jelly-Ca, Emerald Enchantress.snickerdoodlepurplebunnies, JJ-000-JJ, cto10121, Marlicat,

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you and/or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

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If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.

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If you think that people who call Ginny Weasley a Mary Sue are just being ridiculous, copy this into your profile.

If you like well-written Original Characters but hate Mary Sues, copy this into your profile, and add your name to the list: Arktos, Random Little Writer, WWMTgirl, Purpleducki88, Marlicat,

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile!

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Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Dear goodness, Allamonalla, seriously?)

If you have ever tried to grow wings, post this too.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

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If you complain that your feet are cold and your mom tells you to put socks on and you don't just for the sake of being stubborn, copy and paste this to your profile.

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If you have ever had a conversation with a cat, copy and paste this into your profile.

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GREAT QUOTES:

"Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity was framed."

"Some people are alive today simply because it is illegal to kill them."

"I used all my sick days, so I called in dead..."

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well, I think the gun helps, 'cuz if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill too many people.

So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?

"Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate."

"No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me!"

"You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!"

"When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? Who likes lemons?"

"When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it."

"When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then."

"I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse!"

"Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over!"

"Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to!"

"I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept!"

"Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide."

"I used to see a shrink... until she said life isn't for everyone."

"The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."

"Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend."

Step one: Tell the truth.

Step Two: Run.

"If electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from?"

"Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures?"

"You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder."

"I used to be normal... until I met those freaks who are my friends." (vice versa)

"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!"

"When in doubt, make up words!"

"Home is not where you live, but where they understand you."

"If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!"

"You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not Cold then I'm Hot. I know I'm Hot. Thank You for embracing it!"

"Come to the dark side, we have cookies!"

"One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject."

"Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks!"

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!"

"When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide."

"A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work."

"Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss."

"There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM..."

"Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers."

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, asshole!"

"Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!"

"The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not."

"Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... though I'm not so sure about the universe."

"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"

"My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone."

"Do not take life too seriously; no one gets out alive."

"If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk."

"Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?"

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon."

"I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly."

"Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now."

"People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers."

-WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus.

"If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so shut up."

"Yes, I do use my hairbrush as a microphone and dance around in my underwear. Thank you very much."

"Please: Don't throw your cigarette butt's on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer."

"There are three kinds of people: Those who can count, and those who can't."

"Welcome to the internet, pants optional."

"Warning: Trespassers will be shot, Survivors will be shot again."

"Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself."

"History doesn't repeat itself. It yells, 'Didn't you hear what I just said?!' and lets the hammer fly."

"If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed."

I got these from 14hp1's profile. The next stuff, too.

Ever wonder...

where we are headed...

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why you don't ever see the headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

Why Doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?

Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

Why the man who invests all your money is called a "Broker"?

Why there isn't mouse flavored cat food?

Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?

Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?

Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?

Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?

Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just:

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you want abortion to end now, post this in your profile!

All the different lines Minerva McGonagall has made students write:

"If Death Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE!"

"I will not tell everyone that I overheard my sister saying, 'So I was like, 'Avada Kadavra!' and he was like, 'Dead.' "

"I will not ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling."

"I will not call Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret."

"Remus Lupin does NOT want a flea collar!"

"I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort."

"I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month."

"I will not say 'dude, get a life' to the Dark Lord."

"I will not ask Professor Snape why he stole Batman's cape."

"I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my calculus book."

"I will not spread rumors saying, 'When Voldemort goes to bed he checks his closet for Mrs. Weasley.' "

"I will not tell Penelope Clearwater that Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it dances naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy."

"I will not sing "We're off to see the wizard!" when sent to the headmasters office."

"I will not send You-Know-Who a letter saying, 'I have eight Horcruxes, take that Voldy!' "

"Professor Flitwick's name is not Yoda."

"I will not bring a magic eight ball to Divination class"

"If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of the situation and draw a Dark Mark on their arm."

"I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand."

"I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing."

"I will not follow potions instructions in reverse order just to see what happens."

"I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him that they are real animals."

"I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween"

"I will not teach the house-elves to impersonate Paris Hilton."

Sirius Black:

escaped Azkaban...

evaded death eaters...

outwitted ministry...

killed by drapery. (NO HE WASN'T, SIRIUS DIDN'T DIE!)

-I have a lot to live up to you know. There are so many Gryffindors' to torture, and my minions can't do all the work. That's why I need milk. Because, ferrets with strong bones bounce a lot higher. GOT MILK? ~ Draco Malfoy

-A puppie dies everytime someone ships Harry/Hermione.

A good friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again. Or sits on you back and forces you to stay down...

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, " You will die in seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend never asks for anything to eat or drink. A best friend Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

A good friend Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. A best friend Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. A best friend loses your junk and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

A good friend only knows a few things about you. A best friend Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

A good friend would knock on your front door. A best friend will walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

A friend will help me find my way when I'm lost. A best friend will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

A friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

A friend will watch my pets when I go away. A best friend won't let me go away without them.

A friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me.

A good friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

A good friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

A good friend is only through school/college. A best friend is for life.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

This is the longest, grammatically correct, non-punctuated sentence that one can make with only one word. Buffalo can mean: 1) prop. noun- a city in New York 2) noun- an animal 3) verb- to pester, annoy, or confuse

To make sense of this, replace definition two with 'people' and definition three with 'intimidate.'

Buffalo people (whom) Buffalo people intimidate (also) intimidate Buffalo people.

Courtesy of William J. Rapaport from the University of (where else?) Buffalo!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

You have strange nicknames and can tell a detailed story about how you got them.

People believe you have multiple personality disorder.

You have names for all the different personalities.

You're going to write a book about them.

You argue with them- and lose.

You find yourself shoved into the back of your head while the one who wants to kill (insert name of ) takes over.

You have a spoon in your purse.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

Funny Cut-outs From Stories:

No Day But Today, by QueenGryffindor:

“What was-” A sudden blast from the fireplace cut off Dorcas as everyone in the common room screamed, while those surrounding the fireplace scampered away towards the windows. Lily coughed as she inhaled some puffs of smoke. James and Sirius were sitting in front of the fireplace, covered in soot and ashes, obviously stunned. Their blank looks told Lily they hadn’t expected the explosion.

“So that went wrong,” James mumbled, the lenses of his glasses covered in a layer of soot so that his eye were not visible. Lily couldn’t help but realize how silly the two of them looked with their face, hair, and robes pitch black. A bunch of kids began laughing as the two older boys stood up, shaking out their robes. Lily fought from giggling as she pulled out her wand and whispered a few spells that left the common room cleaner than before, along with the two boys.

“What on earth were you two doing?” she demanded, sitting down on the floor across from them, pointing her wand at the fireplace. “Incendio.” A cheerful fire popped up and began to burn.

“We threw a Bertie Bott’s bean onto the fire,” Sirius explained.

“You couldn’t have thrown a Bertie Bott’s,” Marlene interrupted as she and Dorcas sat down around Lily.

“We do that all the time, and that’s never happened before,” Dorcas added.

“Have you ever thrown a petrol flavoured bean onto the fire?” James asked.

“Is there even a petrol flavoured bean?” Lily wanted to know.

“Well, let’s see,” Sirius said, tapping his chin and looking up in mock-thought. “Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans...”

“Shut up,” Lily rebuked him, blushing slightly.