Hi there!

Age: Well I sure don't act my age.

Gender: hmmm...tough call

Name: Bond. James Bond

My e-mail is ValykirieValient@yahoo.com -drop me a line, just don't spam me or I'll have to hurt you.

Likes:

Hookers, Horror movies, Dr. Gregory House, Anything Unconventional, Oscar Wilde, Yaoi, Crack, Vampires, Cosplay, Videogames, Rain, Lesbians, Philosophical Disscuisson, Anything written by Dorris Lessing, Marquis De Sade, Crazy People, The Godfather Movies, and More!

Dislikes:

The Cops, DBZ, Whiners, Chick-flicks, Homophobic people, Republicans, Mondays, The color Pink, MTV, My-Space, Paris Hilton, Small Dogs, Hipocrites, Psycho Feminists (well they all are), Bible Beaters, Spicy Foods, Emo Kids, Country Music, and More!

I'm an Otaku-aka JNerd-aka Anime and Manga fanatic. If you don't know what anime or manga is, well...why don't you?

I want to be a writer; it is what I plan to do with my life, and it is my budding passion. I love it, I know its what I am supposed to do with my life. This site is really just pratice for me, so I'd really like construtive critism, and honest feedback. Which I really need. B/c I'm writing my own fiction that I'll try to get published. That's one of the reasons that this page/my fanfictions doesn't get as updated as much as I'd like.

Here's whats goin' down:

UPDATE: My updates are somewhat sporadic, but I'm trying to get better with that, but reason behind it is because I'm a colloge student, and I'm also writing fiction that plan on publishing. That and family life is getting somewhat spazzy: I'm a auntie and its a girl! I've got new ideas for other fics too, and just have a little patience-you'll get to read eventually!

Snapshots: It's VC fiction-hard to find right? Its being slowly updated and pretty much dedicated to Brat Princess.

Moon and Mud: Harry Potter Blood & Chocolate cross-over. Its Remus Lupin centric, so its a werewolf fic set during the Murauders Era. Its the one that is getting the most attention, and the one that will be updated faster. The updates will probably be faster when I get my X-mas Break.

The rest of my fics are completed.

Oh, and keep an eye for a Orihime Inoue centered Bleach story set during the Arrancar Arc. It'll be a dark one.

I'm going to get a account for other fiction sites fairly soon I hope. Adult Fiction. net I assume.

PM me if you'd like a chat!

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it. Help stop prejudice against people preferences.

Thoughts on Gay Marriage!

1) Gay marriage is not natural, and as Americans, we always reject unatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and lyposuction.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Have PRIDE! Support Gay Marriage!

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

HUUZAH- FLY MY PRETTIES!! BRING ME JOHNNY DEPP!

And apparently, have fun reading this random assortment of quotes I put up here for no good reason:

“I’m not dumb. I just have a command of completely useless information” Calvin
~

"No! I am not getting sucked into the vortex of your insanity again!" - James Wilson

"Nobody notices what I do, until I don't do it."

"Never use the words 'Evil Diabolical Plan' on your resume."

"Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I had to kill because they pissed me off."

"Proofread carefully to see if you any words out."

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
~Britney Spears

"I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her."~Ellen DeGeneres

"A fight to the death between zombies has a few inherent problems."

"If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie."

~Two in the morning does strange things to people's minds

Row, row, row the boat, gently down the stream, belts off, trousers down, isn't life a scream? UN!

Ah fandoms, what logic can't you defy?

Eight out of nine voices in my head agree that I'm sane.

"We're sorta like 7-Eleven. We're not always doing business, but we're always open."

"I reject your reality and substitute my own."- Mythbusters

"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me. So throw me down and tie me up and show me that you like me. ;D" - Nightmare

If you're happy and you know it...slap the person next to you. THAT'S the only way to be happy

"He's so far in the closet, he's in NARNIA!"

"You have my complete and undivided attention. Now what were you saying?"--

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, depending on your aim and accuracy."--

Yes, there is a bird pecking at that woman’s nipple and I do not know why…but it’s native to Lake Titicaca. -Mr. Vogt X3

"If we can send a man to the moon, why haven't we made a better umbrella?"

" Orange is the new pink!"

"The walls are mushy!"

"All the world will be your enemy, O Prince with a Thousand Enemies, and when the catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you."

Tell him "Fine! There's no way I'm dying before you, you morally bankrupt Colonel with a god complex!"

" I would so love to hurt you right now."

WARNING: Post May Contain Traces Of Opinion.

92 of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your signature if you're one of the 8 who would be watching and laughing.

I believe Chuck Norris is my savior. If you do too, then as you're fucked up as me.

Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded.

In the words of my childhood hero, "Kiss my shiny metal ass!".

"Art is a Bang" Deidara-Sempai

"With A Flick Of The Wrist A Wave Of The Hand, Dismissing The World In A One Night Stand..."

"I blow harder.", "Well... I bang harder.' - true conversation between a trumpeter and a drummer.

"You blow dry your hair?!"

HAPPY JESUS ZOMBIE DAY... and you know what that means. ZOMBIE TIME!

There was a crooked man, Who walked a crooked mile, He found a crooked house, With a crooked spiral, Inside the crooked house, He found a crooked child, Who masked upon his face a crooked smile

According to my calculations, when this baby hits 88 mph, you're going to see some serious shit!

~ "We're not retreating, we're advancing in a different direction!"

''A dingo ate my baby!''

If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

I'm not insane! I just have a very overactive imagination that collaborates with my vision of reality!

"I AM WINDEXOR! I WILL CLEAN YOUR SOUL!"

The purpose of life is a life of purpose. -Mr. Robert Byrne

"Strange things are afoot at the Circle K."

"Don't conform to nonconformity."

"Everybody lies."-Dr. Gregory House

"I wanna eat your wife like icecream."

" To call you stupid is an insult to stupid people!"

"I'll take a potato chip...and eat it!"-Light Yagami

"Whale heads, whale heads, rolly pollie whale heads. Eat them up. Yum"-Amanda Winn Lee

"Sean Connery is a harbinger of the end of the world."-Amanda Winn Lee

"So your saying I've got a big one?"-Ichigo Kurosaki

"Your mom is over 9000 points!"

"Dr. Elric!"

"Never underestimate a ninja!"

"...If I know what you mean."

"How you doin?"-Joey Tribbiani

"Of course it smells, you have your head up a dead animal's ass!"

"I say we call him Sparky-sparky boom man!"-Sokka

"We are the knights who say nii!"

"Blame Canada!"

"Oh my God, they killed Kaji!"

"I hope one day, I'll be as pretty as Chris Patton!"-Kira Vincent-Davis

"Are we even speaking metaphorically anymore?"

"No, I'm on Speeeeeeeeeeeeed!"-James Wilson

"It's Tuesday."-Robert Chase

"We are the Allmighty Tallest!"-The almighty tallest

"Arms...like noodles!"-Dib

"I've got chocolate bubblegum!"-Gir

"Savvy?"

"He's somewhat symbollically whacking his anvil"

"Head on: applied directly to the foreward."

"Rasengan!"

"Col. Mustang looks dead sexy in a mini-skirt!"

"Lesbians!"-Chris Sabat

"I take my coffee black, same way as my mentally damaged nurologists."

"Ask her where she keeps the vicodin."

"Thanks Ousier, nothing like a good piece of ass."

"The angel wore tennis shoes."

"I have many skills."-Xena

"You stole the dead woman's shoe?"

"Due to the constant fluctuation in customer personalities, we cannot be responsible for the mental stability of any one member of our staff."
~Seen in a gas station in Toronto, Ontario, Canada

"God put me on this Earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I am so far behind I will never die."

"Notice from God: Due to budgetary constraints, the light at the end of the tunnel is being turned off."
~A t-shirt

"Not only do I not know what's going on, but I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did."

"What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us." --Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Can I yell MOVIE in a crowded firehouse?"

"Time is money, money is the root of all evil, and knowledge is power. Therefore, procrastination is the key to world peace."

"I am in your stomach at your arm control nerve."
"My...arm control nerve?"
"Yes."
"...In my stomach?"
"Yes!"
"...Humans don't HAVE arm control nerves!"
"Idiot human! Don't backsass me! I control your arms!"
~Dib and Zim, Invader Zim

If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable.

To be loved is to be fortunate, but to be hated is to achieve distinction.

My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot.

"Commit the oldest sins the newest kinds of ways," -William Shakespeare

"The pen is mightier than the sword, but paper burns in the fire that forges steel"-

"God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man, man destroys God, man creates Dinosaurs"
"Dinosaurs...eat man, woman inherits the Earth." Dr Ian Malcolm and Dr Ellie Sattler "Jurassic Park"

"We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance."
- Japanese proverb

"And what constitutes evil, real evil, is the taking of a single human life. Whether a man would die tomorrow or the day after or eventually... it doesn't matter. Because if God does not exist, then life... every second of it... Is all we have." --Louis

"Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable. But that, my dear children, is called cannibalism, and is, in fact, frowned upon in most societies. "
~Willy Wonka

"One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art." (Oscar Wilde)

The angels said: We can only do seven Virtues.
The demons said: We can only do seven Sins.
As angels we can't hate. As demons we can't love.
All of them arrived at some conclusions: Humans are really lucky. They have freedom to do both.
Angel@Cleera

Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.
-G.K Chesterton

All men are stupid because they don't understand women who are crazy 'cause they don't know why men don't understand them. This is the truth of life.

"If they give you ruled paper, write the other way"

"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.”
~Terry Pratchett

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

"Some say the world will end in fire, Some say in ice. From what I've tasted of desire I hold with those who favor fire. But if I had to perish twice, I think I know enough of hate to say that for destruction ice is also great and would suffice"-Frost

"I drink a whiskey drink. I drink a chocolate drink. And when I gotta pee, I use the kitchen sink." - H. Simpson

"It's filled with action and adventure, and even features a scene with a man wrestling a bear for no reason."

"Breakfast is no longer being served! Prepare to get brunched in the face!"

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.