NAME: I go by lots of names, Chocolate eyes, Red, and Wendy being a few of them

AGE: Well seeing as how I am a reader and writer on Twilight fanfiction, I'd have to say between 13 and 50

TEAM: Primarily Jacob, but Edward is alright

SEX: Female...obviously

I am into drumline, bellydancing and am about to start art classes.

A few things everyone should know about The Lone Star State,

1. We don't all ride horses to school, it is permitted, though very rarely do people actually do it.

2. Our classes do not revolve around tractor maintenance and hog calling.

3. We do not have saloons, we have bars just like everyone else, no swinging wooden doors here!

4. We don't all wear cowboy hats.

5. Not everyone here owns a gun!...A lot of people do, but not all!

6. Not all of us talk like dem dumb redneckers, we are some edumacated folks.

7. Once you go Texas, you don't ever go back ;)

MY FAVORITE SONGS!

1. DOWN: JASON WALKER

2. BOOM: ANJULIE

3.NOT BIG: LILLY ALLEN

4. LIGHTS AND SOUNDS: YELLOWCARD

5. GUNSLINGER: AVENGED SEVENFOLD

6. MOONLIGHT SONATA: BEETHOVEN

7. SWING LIFE AWAY: RISE AGAINST

8. COLLIDE: HOWIE DAY

9. MERCY: DUFFY

10.SUPERMASSIVE BLACK HOLE: MUSE

STORY:

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy.So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

My favorite quotes and sayings
'An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.' Mahatma Gandhi

Boys are like slinkeys. Completely useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

I am NOT saying your stupid...I'm just implying it.

"It's easy to fall in love. The hard part is finding someone to catch you."
-Bertrand Russell

"Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle."
-Amy Bloom

"In the end, We will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
-Martin Luther King Jr.

"Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience"
-Some Genius

“Nobody can make you feel inferior without your consent.” ~Eleanor Roosevelt

“I learned that strength is something you choose” ~I Learned From You (Miley Cyrus)

Guys aren’t worth your tears-and the one who is won’t make you cry

Don’t make someone a priority if they only make you an option

Life is a novel. You are the author. And every day is a new page.

It’s not about the ones who act to your face; it about the ones who remain true behind your back.

I don’t want to fit it; I want to stand out. I want the world to know that I made a difference.

Love is stupid. But we don’t love with our minds, do we? I would rather be stupidly in love, than heartbreakingly alone.

There comes a time when you realize who really matters, who never did, and who always will. In the end, you will learn who is fake, who is true, and who would risk it all for you.

Beauty only gets attention. But personality captures the heart.

Sometimes you have to ignore the risks, forget the heart break, and just go for it.

Live the life you’ll always want to remember.

Smile; because every 60 seconds of frowning is a minute of happiness that you’ll never get back.

There’s only one you in the whole world, so be unique.

True love is when you can’t sleep, because your reality is much better than any dream.

The world will tell you who you are until you tell the world.

I’m becoming what you were to me.

"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

"If we wait for the moment when everything, absolutely everything is ready, we shall never begin." - Ivan Turgenev

"It is good to have an end to journey toward; but it is the journey that matters, in the end." - Ursula Le Guin

"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like no one's watching. Sing like no one's listening. Live like there's no tomorrow. Fear like a stone." - Unknown

"The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen, nor touched...but felt in the heart." - Helen Keller

"Small opportunities are often the beginning of great enterprises." - Demosthenes

"You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one." - James A. Froude

"It should take you four seconds to walk through that door, I'll give you two." Audrey Hepburn Breakfast at Tiffanys.

"We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box."-Unknown

I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it." --Unknown

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; I'm not sure about the universe." --Albert Einstein

“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” - Unknown

“Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.” - Unknown

"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills its pupils." - Louis Hector Berlioz

"The man who smiles when something has gone wrong has thought of someone to blame it on." - Robert Bloch

"Men are like parking spots. All of the good ones are taken, and the only free ones are handicapped." - Unknown

"Girls are like cell phones. We love to be held, we love to be talked to, but if you press the wrong button, you'll be disconnected." - Unknown

"There are three word that are guaranteed to humiliate any man: 'Hold my purse.'" - Unknown

"Whatever women do, they must do it twice as well as men to be considered as half good. Luckily, this is not even the tiniest bit difficult." - Unknown

"I think the worst time to have a heart attack, is when you're playing charades..." - Demetri Martin

"Skill is walking over Niagara Falls on a tight rope. Intelligence is not even trying." - Unknown

"How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars." - Steve Martin

“No, I won’t go get you a drink. God didn’t give you two legs in perfect working condition for decoration.” – Me

"There is a fine line between fishing and standing on the bank looking like an idiot." - Anonymous

Borrow money from pessimistics - they don't expect any money back.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked in jet engines.

Why do physics always have to ask for your name?

I didn't loose my mind; I sold it on eBay.

I've tried sniffing coke, but the ice cubes got caught in my nose.

Buckle up - it's harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car.

Be nice to your kids...they choose your nursing home.

If you see someone running away with a shirt that says 'BOMB SQUAD', I suggest you follow them.

When French people swear, do they say,"Pardon my English"?

Just because you're not paranoid, doesn't mean that they're not out to get you.

Why be difficult when, with a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Eat a live toad in the morning - it will ensure that nothing worse can happen in your day.

Isn't funny how the evening news people always begins with "Good evening", and then proceed to tell you why it really isn't?

"What's on your mind, if you don't mind the overstatement?" - Fred Allen

Random Facts: If you put dry ice in an empty water bottle, it will explode... :)

The average person will walk 5 times around the equator in their lifetime.

When you die, your hair continues to grow for a couple of months.

The word lethologica is the meaning of not being able to remember what word you want. (I hate that!)

Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump.

The human heart creates enough pressure to squirt blood 9 meters.

American cars beep in the tone of F.

On average, there are 178 sesame seeds on the McDonald BigMac bun.

Coca-Cola would be green without food coloring.

"Almost" is the longest word with the letters in alphabetical order.

All polar bears are left-handed.

All of the continents end with the same letter they start with. (Instead of North and South America, we're just going to say America...m'kay? Good.)

It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

You blink on average, about 25,000 times per day.

The average human eats 8 spiders in their life while sleeping. (I think i'm going to tape my mouth from now on...)

There are 336 bumps in a regular golf ball.

Saturn is the only planet that could float on water.

A dentist invented the electric chair. (makes you never want to go to the dentist, huh?)

If you could travel at the speed of light, it would take you 100,000 years to travel the galaxy.(1 side to other)

The average person spends 1-2 months of their life looking aimlessly for something to eat in their refrigerator.

If you live to be 80, you will have spent about 20 years of your life asleep.

China has more English speakers than the United States.

One person in 2 billion will live to be 116 or older.

The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why.

No one knows why a bee can fly. Mathematically, they're not supposed to be able to lift themselves with their wings.

On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily. (my sister swears that i was)

The name Wendy was made up for Peter Pan. There was no record of anyone named Wendy before the book.

Sports Illustrated allows people to opt out receiving the famous swimsuit issue. Less than 1 of the population chooses this option. (LOL!)

More than 2,500 left-handed people are killed each year using products made for right-handed people.

A private elementary school in Virginia gave its students margaritas, thinking it was lemonade. (Imagine taking care of that group of kids!)

Al Gore's roommate in Harvard, class of '69, was Tommy Lee Jones.

The IRS admits that 1 in 5 people, if they call their help line, will get the wrong answer.

About 35 billion emails are sent each day.

Astronauts cannot burp or cry in space. There is no gravity to separate the liquid from gas.

It is physically impossible for pigs to look up in the sky.

A snail can sleep for 3 years. (I wish all the time I could do that)

The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910. (...no comment)

Over 1000 birds a year die from flying into windows.

Recycling one glass jar can save enough energy to watch TV for 3 hours. (Save the planet!)

There wasn't a single pony in the Pony Express; only horses.

If you lock a gold fish in the dark, it will eventually turn white.(hehe...it's a white gold fish!)

In the 1600s, thermomoters were filled with Brandy, not Mercury.

About 25 of the population sneeze when exposed to light.

Cockroaches can live 9 days after there heads have been chopped off. (That's just nasty...yuck!)

The fear of teeth is called odontophobia.

The sound of ET walking was someone squishing their hands in jelly.

More people die playing golf than anyother sport.

Disney World is twice the size of Manhatten. (I so went to Disney World in June!! Definitely a must see place before you die)

It was noted that in King George III of England's on July 4, 1776, that he wrote "Nothing of great importance happened today." (For those of you who aren't caught up in history, that's the day the United States won independence from England. Also, this fact is not meant to insult anyone from England.)

Generally, a pencil will draw/write 35 miles long. (I went through, like, 20 percils in school. That's about...700 miles. WEIRD!!)

A boulder is any rock 10 or more inches in diameter.

Stamp collecting is the most common hobby in the world. (The whole world...I wonder what they do with them...)

It would take 27,000 spider webs to make a single pound of spider silk.

The CIA once called their assasination team the 'Health Alteration Committee'.

The odds of being killed by space debis is 1 in 5 billion.

The chance that you die from falling out of your bed is 2 in 1 million.

Mageiricophobia is the intense fear of having to cook.

Suriphobe is somone afraid of mice. (My mom is that times 10.)

Someone who is eyrthrophobe is someone who blushes easily. (I do, and my friends use it to their advantage... :(

Anemophobic is someone who's afraid of high winds.

A melcryptovestimentaphiliac is someone who compulsively steals women's underwear. (Or, for an easier word, pervert)

A misodoctakleidist is someone who hates practicing the piano.

A mismomania is someone who hates everything.

A dinomaniac is someone with the compulsive urge to dance.

'Stewardesses' is the longest word typed with the left hand.

The character Donald Duck was banned from Finland because he doesn't wear any pants. (Again, I mean no offence to anyone! If you were, I'm sorry! It's just a fact! If someone were to make fun of Texas, I would laugh. So, if you were offended, live a little and laugh!)

If one places a very small amount of liqour on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself. (Gosh, sadist much?)

"I am.", is the shortest complete sentence in the English language. (Stress the complete sentence of that statement)

If you were to yell for 8 years, 7 months, and six day, you will have created enough energy to heat a cup of coffee. (Go ahead and start screaming everybody!)

You consume one-tenth (.1) calories when you lick an envelope.

On average, a four year old child will ask 437 questions daily. (I'm very sorry for those of you who have a four year old sibling...you're in my prayers.)

There are 119 ridges around a quarter.

Since the Pledge of Allegiance
and The Lord's Prayer
are not allowed in most
public schools anymore
Because the word 'God' is mentioned...
A kid in Arizona wrote the attached

NEW School prayer: -
Now I sit me down in school
Where praying is against the rule
For this great nation under God
Finds mention of Him very odd.

If Scripture now the class recites,
It violates the Bill of Rights.
And anytime my head I bow
Becomes a Federal matter now.

Our hair can be purple, orange or green,
That's no offense; it's a freedom scene.
The law is specific, the law is precise.
Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.

For praying in a public hall
Might offend someone with no faith at all..
In silence alone we must meditate,
God's name is prohibited by the state.
We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,
And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks.
They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible.
To quote the Good Book makes me liable.
We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,
And the 'unwed daddy,' our Senior King.
It's 'inappropriate' to teach right from wrong,
We're taught that such 'judgments' do not belong.

We can get our condoms and birth controls,
Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles.
But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,
No word of God must reach this crowd.

It's scary here I must confess,
When chaos reigns the school's a mess.
So, Lord, this silent plea I make:
Should I be shot; My soul please take!
Amen

I am lacking originality at the moment and so i am pasting a TON of stuff from other profiles on to mine right now and this is one of them!

A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike
English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la Casa.'

'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'

A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two
groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether
'computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun.

Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the
feminine gender ('la computadora'), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

2. The native language they use to communicate with other
computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for
possible later retrieval; and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself
spending half your salary on accessories for it.

(THIS GETS BETTER!)

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine
('el computador'), because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

2. They have a lot of data, but still can't think for
themselves;

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time
they ARE the problem;

and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had
waited a little longer, you could have got a better model.

The women won.

Reasons why girls are the best

1. We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

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A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste.