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since: 11-05-07, id: 1414887, Profile edited: 09-04-08
Author has written 6 stories for Warriors, Harry Potter, Twilight, and Pirates of the Caribbean.

I just started shcool again. I may have very little time to work on my stories. They will be put on indefinite hold for the weeks to come. When I have time I will update 'I See Dead Cats' or 'Demon is my Middle Name'. My insomnia is bothering me, and it is impossible to focus when I am tired all the time like that. So if the stories start to suck, tell me. I'll be sure to check on them and try to fix any problems and plotholes. Thanks.

I've officially lost my mind. I'm more back to my 'old self', as you guys had known me here, than I have been in a while. So back to my 'old self', that I've started losing the bits of sanity scribbled on bits of paper that I managed to gather up over the course of August. I'm crazy, I'm crazed, I'm obsessed, I'm BACK! Yeah.


I am a girl, I'm young enough to chase my 9 year old brother with a wooden spoon (a long story that I don't care to explain), I like art, music, reading, writing, annoying the male species (yeah, I do believe most of them to be of a different species altogether), and acting. My favorite genre of movie is action-romance (Highlander, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Matrix, etc.). My favorite fanfiction genres are humor-action, and action-romance. My favorite book series is a definite three-way tie between Harry Potter, Warriors, and Pendragon.

I have multiple personalities, which can cause some confusion. I have named them, too. They are Jamie: rude, mean, obnoxious, self-centered, easlily offended, and very angry. Clover: bouncy, giggly, good-humored, happy, considerate, and ditzy. Sevvy (a.k.a Severus): cynical, quiet, forceful, controlling, and contemptuous. My last one is Faline: confused, innocent, kind-hearted, timid, cautious, unwise, and loving. I have more that I do not care to list (ie, I'm to lazy). Lately my personality has been a mix between Sevvy and Jamie. If I'm rude, just sigh and brush it off. I'm mostly just blowing off steam.

I was in a very, very, very bad mood during the month of August, while on fanfiction. To anybody that I was at all rude to (I know that I was very rude to a couple of people) I am terribly terribly sorry. I also think I'm bipolar, or some stupid crap like that.

Quotes:

(Smoke alarm shreiks)

(Me: running towards the door)

(My mother) "Where are you going?"

(Me, mock casual) "I'm just getting out before the house burns down!"

- When my mother burned the steak


(My brother) "Oh, so it's 'Hurt Alyssa Day' already?

(Me, sarcastically) "No, it's 'Let Alyssa Hurt Herself Day'." (runs into a desk accidentally)


(Me, exhasperated) "They just can't stand seeing him away from me for what... two seconds?"

- When I had to do yet another project with Austin


(Christine Daae) "And he'll always be there singing songs in my head, he will always be there singing songs in my head..."


(Me, sarcastic, pointing to boys in my class) "I'm guessing this is another fine example of the intelligence of human beings?"

- During math


(Me) "Grrr, stop making noises..."

- To myself when I kept squealing with joy


(Me) "Conor, it is because you are a princess!"

- When my friend, Conor, wore a sparkly tiara


(Me) "... Am I the only one who notices how totally wrong that sounds?"

- Very often when hanging out with my crazy friends


(Doubtshadow) "...What? What's a forum? I don't get this techie lingo! -GAH-"

- On an RP site


(Death Cab For Cutie) "Cuz there's no comfort in the waiting room. Just nervous pacers, bracing for bad news. Then the nurse comes 'round, and ev'ryone lifts their head... But I'm thinking of what Sarah said: that 'Love is watching someone die.' So who'se gonna watch you die?"

~~Ta~~




1. It Always Matters reviews
This is a collection of warriors love drabbles. They will not be crack, but they will probably be pairings that are not often written about.
Warriors - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-20-08 - Published: 8-20-08
2. How to annoy Jack Sparrow » reviews
Title says it all. 25 unique ways to bug Jack Sparrow out of his mind if done in quick succession .
Complete - Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8-5-08 - Published: 7-30-08
3. I See Dead Cats » reviews
A musically talented kit leaves her Twolegs, fearing for her safety and befriends 'The Three'. But what happens when she discovers a power that could save the clans and falls in love with the cat she must eventually kill? During Dark River.
Warriors - Fiction Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,798 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 7-29-08 - Published: 11-9-07
4. Demon is my Middle Name » reviews
Jamie is a girl with opinion, willpower, attitude, and a short fuse. This Cutler Beckett fan is suddenly launched from Musconetcong, NJ into the PotC 1 world with a chance to become a new person. Butt kicking and Jack Sparrow ensue.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-28-08 - Published: 7-26-08
5. Pen » reviews
Amber Skeeter, a.k.a Pen, is going to Hogwarts with her new friends Albus, James, and Rose. Pen has an insane crush on Albus and a habit of disappearing. An old darkness resurfaces along with a forgotten prophecy that changes everything.
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,729 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-22-08 - Published: 4-13-08
6. Do You Even Realize That You Aren't Even Real? reviews
A crazed fangirl insists on attepmting to glomp Jasper very badly. Inspired by the music video for 'A little less sixteen candles...'
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-9-08 - Published: 6-9-08
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