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since: 11-06-07, id: 1415183, Profile Updated: 02-24-09
country: Virgin Islands, U.S.
Author has written 19 stories for Hannah Montana, Harry Potter, Kim Possible, and As Told By Ginger.

Fic Info:

01 Double Minded: Hannah Montana Femslash; LolaxMikayla pairing. (Oneshot; Completed)
02 Thoughtful Interruption: Harry Potter Femslash; GinnyxLuna pairing. (Oneshot; Completed)
03 Should Have Seen It Coming...: Harry Potter Femslash; LunaxGinny pairing. (Chaptered; Completed)
04 Fix You: Kim Possible Femslash; ShegoxKim pairing. (Oneshot; Completed)
05 The Hero In A Villain: Kim Possible Femslash; KimxShego pairing. (Oneshot; Completed)
06 A Flash Of Green: Harry Potter Slash; HarryxDraco implied. (Oneshot; Completed)
07 New Year's Wish: Harry Potter Femslash; LunaxGinny pairing. (Oneshot; Completed)
08 Triangular: As Told By Ginger Femslash; MirandaxCourtneyxGinger pairing. (Oneshot; Completed)
09 Another Perfect Day: Harry Potter Femslash; LunaxGinny pairing. (Oneshot; Completed)
10 Too Tough To Choose: Hannah Montana Femslash; MikaylaxMileyxLilly pairings. (Chaptered; In Progress)
11 Mischief Faeries: Harry Potter Femslash; HermionexLuna pairing. (Oneshot; Completed)
12 Same Colour, Different Weasley: Harry Potter Femslash; GinnyxHermione pairing.(Chaptered; In Progress)
13 We Were, We Are: Hannah Montana Femslash; MileyxLilly pairing (Chaptered; Complete)
14 Her Blue Rose: Kim Possible Femslash; KimxBonnie pairing (Chaptered; Completed)
15 Bright Pink: Harry Potter Femslash; Various pairings (Oneshot; Completed)
16 When We Were Young: Hannah Montana Femslash; LillyxMiley pairing (Chaptered; In Progress)
17 The Grass Is Greener On The Other Side: As Told By Ginger Femslash; GingerxCourtney pairing (Oneshot; Completed)

IMPORTANTE!: Hey everyone, wow it's been forever! But, Goddess you just wouldn't believe everything that's happened since I last updated or signed on..!! Well, I'm just writing this update, to my profile that is, to say that yes, I am still alive. I got a message asking me, which I think was more out of dry sarcasm to my lack of updates than to real fear of my death.. But, yes I'm very much alive, thanks! And.. Moving to Baltimore! Should be there sometime in March, anyone sweet enough to welcome me once I arrive? I'd love to get to know the city.. And the gay community. Ahem. Back to the point at hand, there have been zero updates in a long time. But once we get settled in Baltimore, I plan to start back with FFN! No worries, the fire is still burning, the cauldron's just a bit empty, haha. And if anyone caught that, it's a quote from Deathly Hallows. Apparently Rita Skeeter thought Bathilda Bagshot had gone mental. Just got finished reading it for the millioneth time and still amazed! Though the epilogue should be stabbed to death. :)

So take care one and all who may read this, I'll be back someday soon! Now off to clean out my hotmail inbox, which has over a thousand emails. What a nightmare, but what else can be done? Oh and sorry if there are any reviews or other messages that haven't been answered.. My inbox is swimming with newsletters, emails, and trash so it's hard to pick out the important things from the junk. But I'd like to thank everyone who has ever reviewed my work, or messaged with encouragment or advice. Love you loads! Much love, Ande. xD..!

Updates: So, I've been on and off of FFN for the past few months and should probably apologize. I'm going to do something now that probably won't matter to my HP readers, though it may irritate readers of my current HM fic. I'm stopping it. I'm sorry to say that I've just lost interest in it...maybe the spark will come back, maybe it won't. But I'm happy to say that I'm still completely into Same Colour, Different Weasley and plan on sticking with it 'till the end. :)

I'd also like to say that I've got a few other stories started and plan to post them once I've close to finished the chapters so as not to have this problem with infrequent updates again. I'd like to thank my wonderful readers, especially the fans of my current HermionexGinny story, hold on there I've got inspiration and feel like writing!


Readers: Hey there. And thanks for stopping by. :) I have been reading fics from all over for a few months now and have decided to try doing some of my own, so we'll see how that works out. Just a forewarning, I mostly do femslash. Unless there is some slight adultery of some kind, then I very much doubt you will come across anything hetero in my writings. Also you'll notice I might post twice in a day or only once in a month, that's just me. When inspiration strikes, I'm not one to say no.

Oh, and for reviews feel free to critique. I like to know of any mistakes or if you just have something to say, let it out. I want to hear it. But try not to flame. Or be stupid. For example, "ewWW, OMG they're, like, both GRLS!!" is stupid, I think I figured that out and if you're reviewing this on the third or fourth chapter, then you've got some questions to ask yourself. This was a real review I got, from some anonymous person who didn't bother to read my femslash warnings or the first two chapters, since both heavily hinted that the story is based around a LESBIAN pairing.

I'm going to give you Harry Potter fans a fun link to check out, it's a role-playing site and we need more people before we can really start it up. So if you join, you can get sorted into Slytherin, Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, or Hufflepuff. You'll get a wand and you can sign up for classes once they start. I want to see the site get really started, so if you're into it come sign up and if you don't mind tell them I referred you. Hope to see you there!: Morsmordre RPG Site

And now I'll add a quick list of things about me:

Name: Ande

Sex: Female

Age: Seventeen (11th, September..!)

Religion: Wiccan. Are there any other Wiccans on here? I'd sure like to talk to a fellow teen Wiccan, so give me a buzz on here if that's you. ;p

Sexual Orientation: Okay, I'm adding this so people won't message me about it so often. I'm gay, so yeah it should have been obvious. Where are your gaydars people? ;D

Love to: Read, write, bmx, wakeboard, sail, play my xbox or GBA SP, and smoke (cigarettes) lmao!

Current Obsessions: Diane Neal (Come on, need I a reason??), Wicca, and Law and Order: SVU! xD!

Some things that rock my world are: Books, horror, fanfiction, and xbox.

And of course some pairings I support:

Current Favourites: (From my list)

Miley x Lilly
Lilly x Mikayla
Mikayla x Lola
Hermione x Cho
Cho x Ginny
Lily x Narcissa
Janine x Stacey

Harry Potter: (One True Fandom)

Hermione x Luna (is my one true pairing)
Hermione x Ginny
Hermione x Fleur
Hermione x Cho
Hermione x Pansy
Hermione x Draco
Hermione x Minerva (Yeah, after seeing Loving Annabelle, I think teacher/student relations are pretty damn cool. Hah)
Minerva x Tonks
Tonks x Ginny
Ginny x Luna (is my other one true pairing)
Ginny x Pansy
Hannah x Susan
Cedric x Harry
Harry x Draco (is my favourite slash pairing)
Draco x Ron (My new favourite slash pairing)
Ron x Sirius
Sirius x Remus
Lily x Narcissa (I love this one!)

Cadet Kelly

Kelly x Jennifer (I have a thing for Christy Romano, shhh!)

Suite Life Of Zack And Cody:

Maddie x London

Hannah Montana:

Miley x Lilly
Lilly x Mikayla
Mikayla x Miley
Mikayla x Hannah
Hannah x Lilly
Hannah x Lola
Lola x Mikayla (I like this one alot, it's pretty rare though...)
Amber x Ashley

That's So Raven:

Raven x Chelsea

Kim Possible:

Kim x Bonnie
Kim x Shego (I hate to admit it, but Shego is so my cartoon crush. Come now, we all have one...right?)

As Told By Ginger:

Ginger x Courtney
Courtney x Miranda

Reba:

Reba x Barbara Jean (BJ is so into Reba, and I think Reba is a little into her sometimes, too xD)

Still Standing:

Lauren x Becka

The Babysitters Club:

Kristy x Mary Anne (I really like this one, Kristy is such a lesbian and who's better than Mary Anne to be her arm candy?)
Mary Anne x Dawn
Stacey x Charlotte (Once the latter has gotten older, it's really interesting!)
Claudia x Stacey
Stacey x Janine
Janine x Kristy
Janine x OC (Only if it's another girl, though. I can't really picture Janine with a guy after reading her with girls)

Even Stevens:

Ren x Tawny (Again, I have a thing for Christy Romano O.O)

iCarly:

Sam x Carly (Oh, Sam is just soo gay. The first time I saw the show, she blew my gaydar and she'd be cute with Carly)
Sam x OC

Wizards Of Waverly Place:

Alex x Harper (Of course this may have something to do with my insane need to pair every female character with another girl, but Selena is gorgeous and they're cute together)

Pokemon: (I love Pokemon, It's kind of lame really. I obsess with the games and over Misty all the time. Just ask anyone.)

May x Misty
Misty x Jesse (I just adore Misty, and I'm so into rivals getting it on for some reason)
Jesse x Cassidy

High School Musical: (So I finally watched the first movie, and it wasn't so bad. I kind of liked it.)

Troy x Gabriella (Only if it's really well written, it's probably the only canon straight couple I think go well together)
Gabriella x Sharpay
Sharpay x Kelsi (My two favourite characters, why does everyone dislike Sharpay so much? We can't all be sweet as peaches, I know I'm nowhere near...)

Titanic:

Rose x Jack (Shocker, I know! A hetero couple, in my favourite ships...but I'll be honest, I'm a titanic freak and love these two together)

Law and Order: SVU:

Olivia x Casey (Love, love, LOVE Diane Neal and her character Casey Novak!)

House, M.D.:

Chase x House (Awhh, cute couple before Chase goes all evil with Vogler lol.)
House x Cuddy
Cuddy x Thirteen (Can we say hot?)
Thirteen x Amber (Helloo, she was SO upset over her dying and couldn't even give a reason. It's obvious she was hiding a lesbian affair! Haha.)
Thirteen x Cameron
Cameron x House (Yeah, I dig it!)

Scooby Doo, Where Are You?:

Daphne x Velma (Favourite.)
Velma x Luna (From Scooby Doo and the Witch's Ghost.)
Thorn x Daphne (Also from Witch's Ghost.)

I suppose I'm forgetting some, but those are my favourites.

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1. Collisions » reviews
A fanfic based around Hermione's new love interest...Cho Chang! Only problem? Harry is one of Hermione's best friends and she knows it's wrong to have feelings for her best friend's girlfriend. So what does she do? Read and find out! Femslash! Chpt 2 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 11-3-08 - Published: 9-30-08 - Hermione G. & Cho C.
2. Suppressed Memories reviews
A oneshot. Hermione and Ginny have been captured by deatheaters and are being kept at the Malfoy Mansion. But what happens when Narcissa and Bella walk in on them kissing? Why does Narcissa act so oddly afterwards? Femslash. HermxGin & surprise pairing!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 9-30-08 - Hermione G. & Ginny W. - Complete
3. When We Were Young » reviews
Lilly and Miley promised to be best friends forever, but what happens when Lilly falls in love with her? What happens when Miley leaves on a Hannah tour in Europe? What happens when Lilly discovers that promises aren't always kept? Femslash! Liley! M!
Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,237 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 9-30-08 - Published: 7-5-08
4. Same Colour, Different Weasley » reviews
Red hair and freckles that usually cause her muscles to tense, change into red hair and freckles that put her at ease when Ginny intervenes after finding out of her older brother's abusive ways. Expect femslash! HermionexGin. Chpt 12 UP! Rating rise to M!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,850 - Reviews: 101 - Updated: 9-30-08 - Published: 1-31-08 - Ginny W. & Hermione G.
5. The Grass Is Greener On The Other Side reviews
Ginger meets Courtney in the girl's bathroom after school, as to her insisting. What does the blonde want? Ohh, yes we all know. FEMSLASH! GingerxCourtney! Rated T, for lesbian kissing I guess...
As Told By Ginger - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-20-08 - Complete
6. Too Tough To Choose » reviews
Hannah is no more, it's just Miley Stewart, and she's coming out. With two girls to choose from, who will stay with the popstar to hear the happy song? MikaylaxMiley and MileyxLilly. Chapter 8 UP! FEMSLASH within, so be warned. Rated M!
Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,946 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 3-15-08 - Published: 1-26-08
7. Bright Pink reviews
A very plotless, but not pointless, little oneshot concerning a moment in the Three Broomsticks. Harry POV, various pairings. Slash and femslash within, you've been warned! DracoxRon, HarryxLuna, implied HermionexGinny, and the important surprise couple.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-29-08 - Complete
8. Her Blue Rose » reviews
Blue roses are unique, symbolize mystery, and a grab at the impossible. What person is all these things and more combined? And to who? But of course, it's Kim to Bonnie! Femslash ahead, KimxBonnie!
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 2-14-08 - Published: 2-13-08 - Bonnie R. & Kim P. - Complete
9. We Were, We Are » reviews
Miley loves Lilly and has loved her all these years, too bad she never told her friend how she really felt. Character death! Femslash thoughts and feelings, MileyxLilly. You've been warned. Complete!
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-8-08 - Complete
10. Another Perfect Day reviews
A LunaxGinny oneshot, so yes it's another femslash. Ginny comes home from a bad day, just fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-26-08 - Ginny W. & Luna L. - Complete
11. Mischief Faeries reviews
Hermione's alone in the library after a night of patrolling. Who runs into her while she's searching through the dusty shelves? Can it be that loony Ravenclaw we all know and love? Yes! Femslash, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1-26-08 - Hermione G. & Luna L. - Complete
12. Should Have Seen It Coming » reviews
Ginny has made it a habit of complaining about her love life rather alot lately, especially on her 'relationship' with Harry. And frankly, Luna's getting frustrated. Some mentions of GinnyxHarry, but it's a LunaxGinny pairing. FEMSLASH! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,971 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 1-16-08 - Published: 12-18-07 - Luna L. & Ginny W. - Complete
13. Triangular reviews
Just what I think goes through Courtney's mind as they go through the show's theme song. Hints of femslash, kind of CourtneyxGinger though it's just Courtney thinking.
As Told By Ginger - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-13-08 - Complete
14. New Year's Wish reviews
It's New Years and Ginny is complaining about having noone to share it with, well Ginny..what about Luna? Just fluff I think, with a LunaxGinny pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-11-08 - Luna L. & Ginny W. - Complete
15. A Flash Of Green reviews
I decided to try some slash, what do you think? I don't reckon I can say much else without spoiling parts of it. SLASH warning, HarryxDraco sort of implied.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-19-07 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete
16. The Hero In A Villain reviews
Femslash content, KimxShego pairing. Shego is sighted in San Francisco, hm I wonder what she's doing there?
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-9-07 - Kim P. & Shego - Complete
17. Fix You reviews
A songfic using a Coldplay song. Shego reflects on a character's death. The character is Kim, so it's kind of ShegoxKim implied though they don't get together in this fic.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-19-07 - Shego - Complete
18. Thoughtful Interruption reviews
A GinnyxLuna femslash pairing, it's Christmas break in the Ravenclaw common room, and Ginny feels herself cozying up to her straggly haired friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-19-07 - Ginny W. & Luna L. - Complete
19. Double Minded reviews
This is a LolaxMikayla femslash pairing, Lilly thinks about some of her and Lola's recent actions while walking home. It's a sort of split personality and alter ego thing.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-18-07 - Complete
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