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Author has written 19 stories for Hannah Montana, Harry Potter, Kim Possible, and As Told By Ginger. Fic Info: 01 Double Minded: Hannah Montana Femslash; LolaxMikayla pairing. (Oneshot; Completed) IMPORTANTE!: Hey everyone, wow it's been forever! But, Goddess you just wouldn't believe everything that's happened since I last updated or signed on..!! Well, I'm just writing this update, to my profile that is, to say that yes, I am still alive. I got a message asking me, which I think was more out of dry sarcasm to my lack of updates than to real fear of my death.. But, yes I'm very much alive, thanks! And.. Moving to Baltimore! Should be there sometime in March, anyone sweet enough to welcome me once I arrive? I'd love to get to know the city.. And the gay community. Ahem. Back to the point at hand, there have been zero updates in a long time. But once we get settled in Baltimore, I plan to start back with FFN! No worries, the fire is still burning, the cauldron's just a bit empty, haha. And if anyone caught that, it's a quote from Deathly Hallows. Apparently Rita Skeeter thought Bathilda Bagshot had gone mental. Just got finished reading it for the millioneth time and still amazed! Though the epilogue should be stabbed to death. :) So take care one and all who may read this, I'll be back someday soon! Now off to clean out my hotmail inbox, which has over a thousand emails. What a nightmare, but what else can be done? Oh and sorry if there are any reviews or other messages that haven't been answered.. My inbox is swimming with newsletters, emails, and trash so it's hard to pick out the important things from the junk. But I'd like to thank everyone who has ever reviewed my work, or messaged with encouragment or advice. Love you loads! Much love, Ande. xD..! Updates: So, I've been on and off of FFN for the past few months and should probably apologize. I'm going to do something now that probably won't matter to my HP readers, though it may irritate readers of my current HM fic. I'm stopping it. I'm sorry to say that I've just lost interest in it...maybe the spark will come back, maybe it won't. But I'm happy to say that I'm still completely into Same Colour, Different Weasley and plan on sticking with it 'till the end. :) I'd also like to say that I've got a few other stories started and plan to post them once I've close to finished the chapters so as not to have this problem with infrequent updates again. I'd like to thank my wonderful readers, especially the fans of my current HermionexGinny story, hold on there I've got inspiration and feel like writing! Readers: Hey there. And thanks for stopping by. :) I have been reading fics from all over for a few months now and have decided to try doing some of my own, so we'll see how that works out. Just a forewarning, I mostly do femslash. Unless there is some slight adultery of some kind, then I very much doubt you will come across anything hetero in my writings. Also you'll notice I might post twice in a day or only once in a month, that's just me. When inspiration strikes, I'm not one to say no. Oh, and for reviews feel free to critique. I like to know of any mistakes or if you just have something to say, let it out. I want to hear it. But try not to flame. Or be stupid. For example, "ewWW, OMG they're, like, both GRLS!!" is stupid, I think I figured that out and if you're reviewing this on the third or fourth chapter, then you've got some questions to ask yourself. This was a real review I got, from some anonymous person who didn't bother to read my femslash warnings or the first two chapters, since both heavily hinted that the story is based around a LESBIAN pairing. I'm going to give you Harry Potter fans a fun link to check out, it's a role-playing site and we need more people before we can really start it up. So if you join, you can get sorted into Slytherin, Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, or Hufflepuff. You'll get a wand and you can sign up for classes once they start. I want to see the site get really started, so if you're into it come sign up and if you don't mind tell them I referred you. Hope to see you there!: Morsmordre RPG Site And now I'll add a quick list of things about me: Name: Ande Sex: Female Age: Seventeen (11th, September..!) Religion: Wiccan. Are there any other Wiccans on here? I'd sure like to talk to a fellow teen Wiccan, so give me a buzz on here if that's you. ;p Sexual Orientation: Okay, I'm adding this so people won't message me about it so often. I'm gay, so yeah it should have been obvious. Where are your gaydars people? ;D Love to: Read, write, bmx, wakeboard, sail, play my xbox or GBA SP, and smoke (cigarettes) lmao! Current Obsessions: Diane Neal (Come on, need I a reason??), Wicca, and Law and Order: SVU! xD! Some things that rock my world are: Books, horror, fanfiction, and xbox. And of course some pairings I support: Current Favourites: (From my list) Miley x Lilly Harry Potter: (One True Fandom) Hermione x Luna (is my one true pairing) Cadet Kelly Kelly x Jennifer (I have a thing for Christy Romano, shhh!) Suite Life Of Zack And Cody: Maddie x London Hannah Montana: Miley x Lilly That's So Raven: Raven x Chelsea Kim Possible: Kim x Bonnie As Told By Ginger: Ginger x Courtney Reba: Reba x Barbara Jean (BJ is so into Reba, and I think Reba is a little into her sometimes, too xD) Still Standing: Lauren x Becka The Babysitters Club: Kristy x Mary Anne (I really like this one, Kristy is such a lesbian and who's better than Mary Anne to be her arm candy?) Even Stevens: Ren x Tawny (Again, I have a thing for Christy Romano O.O) iCarly: Sam x Carly (Oh, Sam is just soo gay. The first time I saw the show, she blew my gaydar and she'd be cute with Carly) Wizards Of Waverly Place: Alex x Harper (Of course this may have something to do with my insane need to pair every female character with another girl, but Selena is gorgeous and they're cute together) Pokemon: (I love Pokemon, It's kind of lame really. I obsess with the games and over Misty all the time. Just ask anyone.) May x Misty High School Musical: (So I finally watched the first movie, and it wasn't so bad. I kind of liked it.) Troy x Gabriella (Only if it's really well written, it's probably the only canon straight couple I think go well together) Titanic: Rose x Jack (Shocker, I know! A hetero couple, in my favourite ships...but I'll be honest, I'm a titanic freak and love these two together) Law and Order: SVU: Olivia x Casey (Love, love, LOVE Diane Neal and her character Casey Novak!) House, M.D.: Chase x House (Awhh, cute couple before Chase goes all evil with Vogler lol.) Scooby Doo, Where Are You?: Daphne x Velma (Favourite.) I suppose I'm forgetting some, but those are my favourites. | |||||||
1. Collisions » reviewsA fanfic based around Hermione's new love interest...Cho Chang! Only problem? Harry is one of Hermione's best friends and she knows it's wrong to have feelings for her best friend's girlfriend. So what does she do? Read and find out! Femslash! Chpt 2 up!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 11-3-08 - Published: 9-30-08 - Hermione G. & Cho C.2. Suppressed Memories reviewsA oneshot. Hermione and Ginny have been captured by deatheaters and are being kept at the Malfoy Mansion. But what happens when Narcissa and Bella walk in on them kissing? Why does Narcissa act so oddly afterwards? Femslash. HermxGin & surprise pairing!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 9-30-08 - Hermione G. & Ginny W. - Complete3. When We Were Young » reviewsLilly and Miley promised to be best friends forever, but what happens when Lilly falls in love with her? What happens when Miley leaves on a Hannah tour in Europe? What happens when Lilly discovers that promises aren't always kept? Femslash! Liley! M!Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,237 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 9-30-08 - Published: 7-5-084. Same Colour, Different Weasley » reviewsRed hair and freckles that usually cause her muscles to tense, change into red hair and freckles that put her at ease when Ginny intervenes after finding out of her older brother's abusive ways. Expect femslash! HermionexGin. Chpt 12 UP! Rating rise to M!Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,850 - Reviews: 101 - Updated: 9-30-08 - Published: 1-31-08 - Ginny W. & Hermione G.5. The Grass Is Greener On The Other Side reviewsGinger meets Courtney in the girl's bathroom after school, as to her insisting. What does the blonde want? Ohh, yes we all know. FEMSLASH! GingerxCourtney! Rated T, for lesbian kissing I guess...As Told By Ginger - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-20-08 - Complete6. Too Tough To Choose » reviewsHannah is no more, it's just Miley Stewart, and she's coming out. With two girls to choose from, who will stay with the popstar to hear the happy song? MikaylaxMiley and MileyxLilly. Chapter 8 UP! FEMSLASH within, so be warned. Rated M!Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,946 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 3-15-08 - Published: 1-26-087. Bright Pink reviewsA very plotless, but not pointless, little oneshot concerning a moment in the Three Broomsticks. Harry POV, various pairings. Slash and femslash within, you've been warned! DracoxRon, HarryxLuna, implied HermionexGinny, and the important surprise couple.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-29-08 - Complete8. Her Blue Rose » reviewsBlue roses are unique, symbolize mystery, and a grab at the impossible. What person is all these things and more combined? And to who? But of course, it's Kim to Bonnie! Femslash ahead, KimxBonnie!Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 2-14-08 - Published: 2-13-08 - Bonnie R. & Kim P. - Complete9. We Were, We Are » reviewsMiley loves Lilly and has loved her all these years, too bad she never told her friend how she really felt. Character death! Femslash thoughts and feelings, MileyxLilly. You've been warned. Complete!Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-8-08 - Complete10. Another Perfect Day reviewsA LunaxGinny oneshot, so yes it's another femslash. Ginny comes home from a bad day, just fluff.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-26-08 - Ginny W. & Luna L. - Complete11. Mischief Faeries reviewsHermione's alone in the library after a night of patrolling. Who runs into her while she's searching through the dusty shelves? Can it be that loony Ravenclaw we all know and love? Yes! Femslash, of course.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1-26-08 - Hermione G. & Luna L. - Complete12. Should Have Seen It Coming » reviewsGinny has made it a habit of complaining about her love life rather alot lately, especially on her 'relationship' with Harry. And frankly, Luna's getting frustrated. Some mentions of GinnyxHarry, but it's a LunaxGinny pairing. FEMSLASH! COMPLETE!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,971 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 1-16-08 - Published: 12-18-07 - Luna L. & Ginny W. - Complete13. Triangular reviewsJust what I think goes through Courtney's mind as they go through the show's theme song. Hints of femslash, kind of CourtneyxGinger though it's just Courtney thinking.As Told By Ginger - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-13-08 - Complete14. New Year's Wish reviewsIt's New Years and Ginny is complaining about having noone to share it with, well Ginny..what about Luna? Just fluff I think, with a LunaxGinny pairing.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-11-08 - Luna L. & Ginny W. - Complete15. A Flash Of Green reviewsI decided to try some slash, what do you think? I don't reckon I can say much else without spoiling parts of it. SLASH warning, HarryxDraco sort of implied.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-19-07 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete16. The Hero In A Villain reviewsFemslash content, KimxShego pairing. Shego is sighted in San Francisco, hm I wonder what she's doing there?Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-9-07 - Kim P. & Shego - Complete17. Fix You reviewsA songfic using a Coldplay song. Shego reflects on a character's death. The character is Kim, so it's kind of ShegoxKim implied though they don't get together in this fic.Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-19-07 - Shego - Complete18. Thoughtful Interruption reviewsA GinnyxLuna femslash pairing, it's Christmas break in the Ravenclaw common room, and Ginny feels herself cozying up to her straggly haired friend.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-19-07 - Ginny W. & Luna L. - Complete19. Double Minded reviewsThis is a LolaxMikayla femslash pairing, Lilly thinks about some of her and Lola's recent actions while walking home. It's a sort of split personality and alter ego thing.Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-18-07 - Complete