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Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter. Name: Twinkie, but some people call me Crazy :) Address : Some where in the USA Looks: I have shoulder-length Dirty-Blond hair, Hazel eyes, glasses. Age: I'm older than some, younger than others. Gender: I am a girl and proud of it! I have three cats. A girl kitten named Peanut butter Oreo(or just Oreo), A boy cat (he's two) named Mou-Mou, and a girl cat named Sweden ( Yes like the country, and we just call her kitty or the black cat). We also got two squashed face pershines named Princess and Gigi. Princess is a attention hog and Gigi is really the oppisite. I'm pretty random,so I might jump from one subject to another. I'm new so please give me advice on how to become a better writer. SHIPS I SAIL Just so that it's noted I am willing to read ANY couple so long as the story's good.These are just my favorites Harry/Ginny Lily/James Ron/Hermoine Snape/Lily Sirius/Remus Tonks/Remus Luna/Nevlille Fred/Angelina Katie/Oliver Bill/Fleur Draco/Harry Snape/James Harry/Ron (All of these were from Harry Potter.) Mandy/Grim (GAOBAM Death and Evil is so romantic!) Danny/Sam Danny F./Danny P. Danny/Dash Dani/Tucker Dani/Dash Tucker/Jazz Tucker/Valerie Jazz/Clockwork Box Ghost/Lunch Lady Kitty/Johnny13 Ember/Skulker (Danny Phantom) Minnie/Junior Blossom/Dexter (From BLEEDMAN's comics on deviantart.com, you got to look him up, He is GOOD) Jimmy/Cindy Sean/Libby Carl/Yolkee( From Jimmy Neutron) Timmy/Cosmo Timmy/ Tootie Timmy/Trixie Wanda/Cosmo Anti-Wanda/Anti-Cosmo Timmy/Anti-Cosmo Timmy/Vicky(From FOP, also for all the ones Timmy's with I like with Nega-Timmy except with Trixie and Tootie. That also goes with Nega-Timmy/Timmy) QUOTES! (I have A LOT of them! I can't help it, I like Quotes! (btw, Unknown means either it's really unknown, or I just forgot were I got it from)) If your drunk driving, and you hear sirens, you know it's time to pull over. One of two things go through your head. You either think; I can get through this, or, Dang, I'm going to jail.If you think your going to jail, may as well have a little fun. If you have tinted windows, pull over real slow and unbuckle. Jump into the passenger seat, and re-buckle your seat belt, so it looks like you weren't driving. Wait until the cop comes over and shines a flashlight into the car, confused. Tell him, He was here a minute ago! I swear I don't know where he went! He just dissapeared! Why is Cinderella a fairy tale? Any idiot can lose a shoe! My Imaginary Friend thinks you have mental problems, and trust me, she would know! "OMGWTF!" is NOT a spell... trust me, I've tried. A friend will help you up when you fall, but a best friend will point, laugh, and draw more attention to the fact that you fell. A friend will split their lunch with you if you forgot yours, but a best friend will guard their food, stick out their tongue, and say, "You should have brought your own lunch, stupid! Now back off mine!" A friend will ask before eating something at your house, but a best friend will come into your house, barely say hello, and head straight to your fridge. A friend will ring your doorbell and wait patiently, but a best friend will pound on your door incessantly until you open it fifteen seconds later and say, "This situation could have been avoided if you had simply left your door unlocked!" A friend will use the common, "I think that shirt would look nice with jeans," suggestion, but a best friend will say, "YOU IDIOT! Why are you wearing a skirt with that shirt?!" and will then proceed to tear your closet apart looking for the jeans that are in your dresser drawer, which she, of course, already knew. She will then say, "Your room looks like crap. Clean up much?" A friend will ask if they can show you a song and will then pull it up on youtube, but a best friend will buy it and transfer it to your iPod and then tell you to listen to it or suffer their extreme displeasure. A friend will agree to a game of cards, but a best friend will agree, then proceed to suggest 52-pickup and begin the game before you agree. A friend will tell you to ignore the mean girls calling you names, but a best friend will keep the insults coming until a teacher walks down the hall, and will then drag you around the corner to listen as the mean girls get chewed out. A friend will wake you up if you fall asleep in class, but a best friend will raise their hand and shout out across the whole room to the teacher that you are drooling on their book. (trust me, you will not fall asleep in that class again) A friend will let you sleep in as late as you want after you fall asleep at four, but a best friend will wake you up half an hour later simply because they drank too much coffee and can't sleep and feel you should share their punishment. A friend will stay on the phone with you as long as you need to talk, but a best friend will stay on the phone until they arrive at your house and will then stay there until you kick them out four days later when you are completely recovered. A friend will laugh about a prank a teacher pulled on you, but a best friend will help you plot and carry out your revenge while laughing. (being in a prank war with your teacher is just plain awesome) It is a miracle curiosity survives formal education: Albert Einstein "Beauty is always, only an illusion." -Morgan Le Fay, Merlin "I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone." "I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow." "I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize." "If you're not living life on the edge you're taking up to much space." "Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing- but none of them serious." "Men, I want you to think of 1 word all season, 1 word and 1 word only, Super Bowl." "Most lies about blondes are false" "China is a big country, inhabited by many chinese." "We're just physically not physical enough." "The world is more like it is now than it ever has before." "It is white." - George W. Bush when asked what the White house was like by a student in East London. "I have opinions of my own- strong opinions- but I dont't always agree with them." "I have a God- given talent. I got it from my dad. "If only faces could talk." "Permitted veicheles not allowed." "Solutions are not the answer." "Boys make good pets!" "Crazy is a relative term in our family." "Best friends are the people that know all about you and still put up with you." "Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film." "42.7 of all statistics are made up on the spot." "A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory." "The sooner you fall behind the more time you have to catch up." "All those who believe in telekinesis raise my hand." "OK, so what's the speed of dark." "Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays of now." "I did my homework! I just forgot to right it down." "What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried." "I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on E-Bay." "When they put unknown at the end of a profile it means they probably don't know how to spell anonymous" - unknown "A repair shop: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR, THE BELL DOESN'T WORK.) AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s including Bella Disorder. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. “Each of us, in the journey through mortality, will travel his own Jericho Road. What will be your experience? What will be mine? Will I fail to notice him who has fallen among thieves and requires my help? Will you? Will I be one who sees the injured and hears his plea, yet crosses to the other side? Will you? Or will I be one who sees, who hears, who pauses, and who helps? Will you?” I came...I saw...I conquered...and yet the world still refuses to recognize me as its leader... If ignorance is bliss, then why is there school? Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries. "If I had any dignity, that would've been humiliating!" "There's no place like 127.0.0.1." "There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't." "Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, and some don't." "Poke." "No trespassing; violators will be shot, and survivors will be shot again." (A warning sign.) "I do all my own stunts." "Creeping, rusty, meat; truly the heart and soul of all death metal." "Wait... What?" Danny: Ugh! If only I had something I could take this out on! Maddie: Danny! Look at you! I don't know if I like this overnight zoo research. Jazz: Taste MY fire, Dragonbreath! Sam: This can still be...I'm doomed. Sam: So...what do you think the Box Ghost will try next? Danny and Tucker: Pretty please with those dark licorice sprinkles and the black frosting you like with those little gummy bats on top? Dumb man fish on land, smart man fish on boat, dead man fish in middle. Good deeds are things you do to get out of prison. It’s only a matter of time before the king of the hill trips and rolls down. If time is so valuable, then why are we always looking to kill some? The solution to skin cancer…become nocturnal. "FEAR MY WIMSY!" - Jorgan VonStrangle in a FoP eppisode... It was funnier 'cuz he was on a pogo-stick "Dance you big dumb puppet, dance." - Million Dollar Ghost "We lost the Rabbi." - Law & Order "I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!" - Xmen The Last Stand "Six inches to the right and she'd still be here." "Six inches to the right and Lincoln would've seen the end of the play." - Law and Order "You call that a lane change!? F!" - Mr. Crocker - The Fairly Odd Parents "Tragedy is when I cut my finger, Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die" - Mel Brooks "An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind" Gandhi The comment is coming from INSIDE the house Never take advice from the financial advisor who lives in a trailer. You only fear the chances you never take... But if I get a life, whom will my keyboard talk to? "This world needs less technology, and more things that simply work. How can you tell when you have technology? Well, usually, technology comes with a manual." Broke as a joke XD While I may not respect your opinion, I, being half your size, will wisely keep that to myself. It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion. Loves are like empires: when the idea they are founded on crumbles, they, too, fade away... Of all the things I lost, I miss my mind the most – -- let your mind create, what your imagination desires – Shut up and die. All of you. House: if you're particularly annoying, you may see me reach for this: this is Vicodin. It's mine! You can't have any! And no, I do not have a pain management problem, I have a pain problem... but who knows? Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm too stoned to tell. "There is a clear attempt to establish truth not by scientific methods but by perpetual repetition." Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil. Don't just follow your dreams, chase them. Shadows are not our evil sides, trapped. They are just our souls, shown by the light, not the dark. I will fight only for myself and love only myself. What is a friend? I'm tired of trying, I'm tired of crying, I know I've been smiling but inside I'm dying. Visit someone who doesn't like being normal "Every thing's got a moral, if only you can find it!" I don't care if you're a vampire, you're still English - have some manners. It is hard to say what is impossible. For the dreams of yesterday are the hopes of today and the reality of tomorrow. Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. They'll say just let her crash and burn she'll learn, the attention just encourages her... Al: "So what’s your strategy?" »- »Life has to end, love doesn't«- -« "I keep my ideals, because in spite of everything I still believe that people are really good at heart." “If you just read literature and never have the experience of trying to make it, it’s a monument; but a writer knows that when it was being made, every word was debatable.” –Wallace Stegner “Fate and self-help share equally in shaping our destiny.” –Indian Proverb “Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.” “He who is not courageous enough to take risks will accomplish nothing in life.” –Muhammad Ali “I don’t know that there are any shortcuts to doing a good job.” –Sandra Day O’Connor “I’m not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship.” –Louisa May Alcott “Life must be understood backwards; but…it must be lived forward.” –Soren Kierkegaard “You are never strong enough that you do not need help.” –Cesar Chavez “Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted.” –John Lennon “In the book of life the answers aren’t in the back.” –Charlie Brown “Doubt is a pain too lonely to know that faith is his twin brother.” –Khalil Gibran “If we knew what it was we were doing it would not be called research would it?” –Albert Einstein “A woman is like a tea bag—only in hot water do you realize how strong she is.” –Nancy Reagan “To read a poem is to hear it with our eyes; to hear it is to see it with our ears.” –Octavio Paz “A bookstore is one of the pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.” –Jerry Seinfeld “Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.” –Scott Adams “The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.” –Vince Lombardi “The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.” –Lucille Ball “Even the knowledge of my own fallibility cannot keep me from making mistakes. Only when I fall do I get up again.” –Vincent van Gogh “Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say.” "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming -- WOW--What a Ride!" "You don't need to know all the answers. No one is smart enough to ask you all the questions." "What do you get when your one step short of crazy? No, not obsessed, passionate."--Nicolas Cage “Do not judge men by mere appearances; for the light laughter that bubbles on the lip often mantles over the depths of sadness, and the serious look may be the sober veil that covers a divine peace and joy.”--E. H. Chapin “If you open it, close it “Birthdays are good for you. Studies show that the people who have the most live the longest.” “Scientists have finally figured out what’s wrong with men. The problem lies between the two halves of their brains, the left and the right. The left half has nothing right in it, and the right has nothing left in it.” “What is popular is not always right, and what is right is not always popular.” “Humor is a reminder that no matter how high a throne one sits on, one is sitting on one butt.” “In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. Where is the logic? Do tall people burn slower?” –Warren Hutcherson “LOVE for the HEART “Don’t judge a book by its movie” “Don’t change color to match the walls. Look like you belong and the walls will change color to match you.” “When you get to the end of your rope: tie a knot, hang on, and swing!” “Live a balanced life—learn some and think some and draw and paint and sing and dance and play and work everyday some.” –Robert Frost “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting the tougher battle.” "The problem with reality...is that it's never as good as what you imagine." When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. “If one picture is worth a thousand words, can a thousand words explicate one picture?'' In the darkest hour the soul is replenished and given strength to continue and endure'' Nod and the world thinks you understand! Creative thinking... Customer: hello I wish to register a complaint about this parrot i bought not half an hour a go. "Curiosity Made the Cat Smarter" Curiosity killed the cat. Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring...Banana phone!! There is a metaphorical structuring in the use of chicken in the Filipino everyday language – Lancer Come to the dark side...we have cookies =3 "Shun the non-believer! Shuuun! Sssshhhhuu-ha-ha-huuuun-ah." "Who’s Paulina?" "That’s a pleasant side effect." - Danny and Sam - Danny Phantom "Oh please! You're family's in danger every time you pick up a butter knife!" - Vlad Masters - Danny Phantom "The nature of family dynamics can be more complicated than quantum physics." -Law & Order "Look, an undead monkey!" - Jack in Pirates of the Carrabiean 2 "Awesome outfit man!" "Oh great, I blend." - Some random guy and Danny in Masters of All Time "I am chief! Want big fire!" - Jack in PotC2 "Touch the box, and your pelt will adorn my fireplace." - Skulker Strange is only a matter of perspective. If someone says that the world is spinning, they’re either stating a fact or really sick. Truth is a fib that you think is accurate. When you're little, toys are colorful chunks of plastic. When you're older, they're something that's potentially dangerous. The randomness compells you... Oh look, Fudge! Love thine enemies... it'll really piss'em off! Fghuiofk nkldmasnd hsakdidan... Need I repeat myself? When life hands me lemons... I perfer to squirt them at people! I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers. -- A Bit of Fry and Laurie A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. The hypothalamus is one of the most important parts of the brain, involved in many kinds of motivation, among other functions. The hypothalamus controls the "Four F's": What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary. -- Richard Harkness, The New York Times, 1960 Slogan of 105.9, the classic rock radio station in Chicago: "Of all the radio stations in Chicago...we're one of them." With every passing hour our solar system comes forty-three thousand miles closer to globular cluster M13 in the constellation Hercules, and still there are some misfits who continue to insist that there is no such thing as progress. -- Ransom K. Ferm Applying computer technology is simply finding the right wrench to pound in the correct screw. Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world. -- Dave Barry Everyday I think people can't get any stupider. Everyday I'm proven horiblely wrong. If you arrest a mime, do you tell him he has the right to remain silent? I'm stabbing you with my mind! Your child might be an honor role student, but you're an idiot! The only bush I listen to is a burning one! A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of. Growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional! Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason. You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark? Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them. Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference. When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets. Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking. They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance. I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours. If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side. Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives. Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good, either. Tell me what you need and I'll tell you how to get along without it. Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again. Minds are a lot like parachutes.They only work when open. Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the hell is my ceiling?" My Reality Check bounced. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key. You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Everybody is somebody else's weirdo. Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up. Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your kids. You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can never fool mom. A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school clothes. Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. -- A. Whitney Brown The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" "What you need is sustained outrage… there's too much unthinking respect given to authority." A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices. -- William James Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the highway. -- Andrew Tannenbaum We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it - and stop there; lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stove-lid. She will never sit down on a hot stove-lid again--and that is well; but also she will never sit down on a cold one anymore. -- Mark Twain There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? -- Dick Cavett, mocking the TV-violence debate If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. -- Dave Barry I am sick unto death of obscure English towns that exist seemingly for the sole accommodation of these so-called limerick writers -- and even sicker of their residents, all of whom suffer from physical deformities and spend their time dismembering relatives at fancy dress balls. -- Editor of the Limerick Times (Limerick, Ireland) Lazlo's Chinese Relativity Axiom: No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats--approximately one billion Chinese couldn't care less. Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps. -- Emo Phillips Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake when you make it again. -- F. P. Jones Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. -- Douglas Adams, _Last Chance to See_ “I've never tried to block out the memories of the past, even though some are painful. I don't understand people who hide from their past. Everything you live through helps to make you the person you are now.” -Sophia Loren As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so. -- Hunter S. Thompson's Samoan Attorney Boundary, n. In political geography, an imaginary line between two nations, separating the imaginary rights of one from the imaginary rights of another. -- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary I think that all right-thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not! But I'm sick and tired of being told that I am! -- Monty Python May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. -- George Carlin Sorry, but my karma just ran over your dogma. Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable. -- John F. Kennedy Everything I know I got from eating smart people's brains. I'm smiling... that alone should scare you. It's a good thing you can't read my mind... I blame my attitude on video games. Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove. -- Ashleigh Brilliant My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right. -- Ashleigh Brilliant Her kisses left something to be desired -- the rest of her. Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. Always try to do things in chronological order; it's less confusing that way. Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today? 1. Writing his memoirs of the Civil War. Once at a social gathering, Gladstone said to Disraeli, "I predict, Sir, that you will die either by hanging or of some vile disease". Disraeli replied, "That all depends, sir, upon whether I embrace your principles or your mistress." For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. -- Johnny Carson My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character. -- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of figure skating" The most important thing in the programming language is the name. A language will not succeed without a good name. I have recently invented a very good name and now I am looking for a suitable language. -- D. E. Knuth, 1967 A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit. -- In the August 1993 issue, page 9, of PS magazine, the Army's magazine of preventive maintenance An Animated Cartoon Theology: 1. People are animals. Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. -- Mark Twain Calvin: People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world. On one occasion a student burst into his office. "Professor Stigler, I don't believe I deserve this F you've given me." To which Stigler replied,"I agree, but unfortunately it is the lowest grade the University will allow me to award." The overwhelming majority of people have more than the average (mean) number of legs. -- E. Grebenik Old Yiddish proverb: "If triangles had a God, He'd have three sides." Don't worry about temptation--as you grow older, it starts avoiding you. -- Old Farmer's Almanac G: "If we do happen to step on a mine, Sir, what do we do?" The mind is not a vessel to be filled but a fire to be kindled. -- Plutarch Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night." -- Charlie Brown, _Peanuts_ Charles Schulz The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad. -- Salvador Dali What a distressing contrast there is between the radiant intelligence of the child and the feeble mentality of the average adult. -- Sigmund Freud I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. -- Hunter S. Thompson Sacred cows make the best hamburger. -- Mark Twain "Time's fun when you're having flies." -- Kermit the Frog "What after all, is a halo? It’s only one more thing to keep clean." "I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe how I feel as perfectly as you deserve it." "It is very comforting to believe that leaders who do terrible things are, in fact, mad. That way, all we have to do is make sure we don't put psychotics in high places and we've got the problem solved." "Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around in awareness." "All warfare is based on deception. We cannot enter into alliances until we are acquainted with the designs of our neighbors." "I am weary of it all, where is the sense in all this pain and joy?" "If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much." “You can have peace. Or you can have freedom. Don't ever count on having both at once.” “We, and all others who believe in freedom as deeply as we do, would rather die on our feet than live on our knees.” “Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone, “Let aeroplanes circle moaning overhead Put crepe bows round the white necks of the public doves, “He was my North, my South, my East and West, “The stars are not wanted now: put out every one; "Hope is not the conviction that something will turn out well, but the certainty that something makes sense regardless of how it turns out." "Everywhere in these days people have, in their mockery, ceased to understand that the true security is to be found in social solidarity rather than in isolated individual effort. But this terrible state of affairs must inevitably have an end, and all will suddenly understand how unnaturally they are separated from one another. It will be the spirit of the time, and people will marvel that they have sat so long in darkness without seeing the light... But, until then, we must keep the banner flying. Sometimes even if he has to do it alone, and his conduct seems to be crazy, a man must set an example, and so draw other souls out of their solitude, and spur them to some act of brotherly love, that the great idea may not die." “Justice is the constant and perpetual will to allot to every man his due.” "When we walk to the edge of all the light we have and take the step into the darkness of the unknown, we must believe that one of two things will happen. There will be something solid for us to stand on or we will be taught to fly." "To the organized mind. Death is but the next great adventure." -Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter Shut up and make nice. -Me To have a rainbow, you must have both rain and sun. -My friend Tori "A Man has got to do what a man has got to do and a woman has to do what he can't" -Lucy M. Montgomery "It’s the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more." -Albus Dumbledore "I'm gonna kill that guy someday, then bring him back to clean up the blood." Kyouya, Inkpot Paradox-Kyasarin M. "To have the rainbow, you have to put up with the rain." -anonymous Young people are in a condition like permanent intoxication, because youth is sweet and they are growing: Aristotle Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened: Sir Winston Churchill There are a terrible lot of lies going around the world, and the worst of it is half of them are true: Sir Winston Churchill When I despair, I remember that all through history the ways of truth and love have always won. There have been tyrants, and murderers, and for a time they can seem invincible, but in the end they always fall. Think of it-always: Gandhi If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke: Hugh Elliot A day without pain, is like a day without sunshine: I can't remember Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege: Unknown Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead: Erma Bombeck ( So true.) When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them: Rodney Dangerfield My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met: Rodney Dangerfield It takes 46 muscles to frown, but only 4 to flip em' the bird: Unknown Never take life seriously. No one gets out alive anyway: Unknown Sarcasm is anger with a smile: Unknown So be who you are and say what you mean; cause those who matter don't mind and those who mind don't matter.-Dr. Suess Be nice to geeks, cause one day you'll be working for one.-Bill Gates Miroku (after groping two girls rears): It's the hand, it's possessed by a demon. "The world can't afford to lose you to the Fire Nation Aang. And neither can I".- Katara, Avatar: The Last Airbender "Would you bear my children?"- I don't really need to say it, but, Miroku, Inuyasha Long Feng: Now comes the part where I double-cross you. Dai Li, arrest the Fire Nation princess. (the Dai Li do nothing) I said, arrest her! What is wrong with you?! "Once the threads of fate are tangled they cannot be undone."- Kikyo, Inuyasha "I've fallen and I can't get up."- Some old man, Inuyasha Mai: Aren't you cold? Iroh (angrily, after tasting some tea and spitting it out): This tea is nothing but hot leaf juice! "Drink cactus juice. It'll quench ya. Nothing's quencier. It' the quenciast."- Sokka, Avatar: The Last Airbender "Who lit Toph on fire?"- Sokka, Avatar: The Last Airbender "How did we get out here in the middle of the ocean?"- Sokka, Avatar: The Last Airbender "It's a giant mushroom. Maybe it's friendly! Friendly mushroom. Mushy giant friend."- Sokka, Avatar: The Last Airbender Kagome: Oh, wow! He proposed to her! "Another example of how men are pathetic fools. You have this belief that once you embrace a women she belongs to you."- Kikyo, Inuyasha Kagome (to villagers attacking Jinenji's hut) I'll be at Jineji's so don't even think about attacking it, ok? Because if you do you'll all have to die because Inuyasha will have to avenge me! Kagome: I wouldn't have done it if I wasn't sure. I mean, he couldn't be that bad. Let's give him a chance, hear him out. Inuyasha (imitating Kagome):"I'm going home, stupid." Inuyasha (to Sesshoumaru after he steals the Tetsuaiga) : Blah, blah, blah. A guy gets his hands on a new sword, and already he's lookin' for a soap box to stand on and preach it to the world!- Inuyasha Yugi: Ready or not Spirit, this is where you take over. (switches to Yami) Yami: Hey Yugi! I'm not-you can't-this isn't a duel. (sees Tea) Hello.-Yu-Gi-Oh "OOHHHH YEAAHHH" - KOOL-AID MAN! "In the depth of winter, I finally learned that there was within me an invincible summer." Albert Camus. “Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on.” Bob Newhart "Absence diminishes commonplace passions and increases great ones, as the wind extinguishes candles and kindles fire." François de la Rochefoucauld "The more one analyses people, the more all reasons for analysis disappear. Sooner of later one comes to that dreadful universal thing called human nature." Oscar Wilde "Life is much too important a thing ever to talk seriously about it." Oscar Wilde “When you have told anyone you have left him a legacy the only decent thing to do is to die at once.” Samuel Butler “Anyone can be an idealist. Anyone can be a cynic. The hard part lies somewhere in the middle i.e. being human.” Hugh Macleod "Life is not the amount of breaths you take, it's the moments that take your breath away." Hitch "It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them." Ralph Waldo Emerson "Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn how to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart." Unknown "Examine what is said, not him who speaks" Arab proverb "Love is an irresistable desire to be irresistibly desired"- Robert Frost "The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory" Paul Fix "Love is not blind- it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less" Julius Gordon "Love is or ain't. Thin love ain't love at all" Toni Morrison "You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the American Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'. Need I say more?" (Chris Rock) "If you made a better rat than a human, that's not much to boast about." (Black, Sirius Black) "Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself." (Dumbledore) "Just as he was leaving his room, Tatsu appeared beside him. 'Sirius said that Remus wanted me to tell you that if you dare spend your birthday being sad about him, he’ll find away to escape the Realms of the Dead and kill you himself,' Tatsu told Harry, grinning widely." (In Every Darkness) "He managed to slam the door shut behind him just in time, so the five inches thick Encyclopedia of Wizarding Sports banged into the closed door." (If The Fates Allow) "Its better to let some one think you're an idiot then to open your mouth and prove it." (Abraham Licoln) "For every action there is an equal and oppisite reaction." (Isaac Newton) I believe in hope, and I believe in love. If you don’t, then I encourage you to give both a try. If you think the cup is half-empty, then fill the damn cup:-D -Full Pensieve Some people never give up,' Harry grumbled inwardly, 'you'd think Voldemort raised his wand, ready to fire off another ray of death, but faltered when he saw Harry’s faint smile. "A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on." "The best things are left unseen - that's why we pray, kiss, and dream with our eyes closed." "Any one who says the sunshine is the only thing that can make them happy; has obviously never danced in the rain." "The story of our friendship will always be the one I treasure most dearly." "Obstacles are put in your way for a reason: to see if what your fighting for is really worth it." "A smart girl listens but doesn't believe, kisses but doesn't fall in love, and leaves before she is left." "Writing is a socially accepted form of schizophrenia." “I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: “No good in a bed, but fine up against a wall.”” “Doctor to patient: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you are not a hypochondriac.” “The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact than a drunken man is happier than a sober one.” “Perhaps the most delightful friendships are those in which there is much agreement, much disputation, and yet more personal liking.” “This above all: TO THINE OWN SELF BE TRUE. And it must follow as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man.” “Contests allow no excuses, no more do friendships.” “The most I can do for my friend is simply be his friend.” “My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one.” “Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.” "The average teenager still has all the faults his parents outgrew." “Make new friends and keep the old. New are silver, old are gold.” "Blood is a powerful aphrodisiac; it drives men and women wild with lust and it has been known to fuel the extent of war." "Because you're ugly and your mother hates you." -The answer to all questions. “Snowflakes are one of nature’s fragile things, but just look at what they can do when they stick together.” "I may not like everything about myself, but I just don't care." "In real life, there is no such thing as a superhero. "The more we study, the more we know, "Every time there is a sunset someone falls off the stairs. "I reject reality and substitute my own." ~ A guy in Mythbusters Sam: "I'm impressed!" "You're free my friend! Run, before Sam tries to make another joke..." ~ Danny Phantom, Claw of the Wild "I'm a creature of the night, doomed to a family of morning people." ~Sam, Danny Phantom, Control Freaks. ...and me “Razors pain you, rivers are damp, “Practice safe eating, always use condiments.” “Some people are like a slinky; not really good for anything, but you can’t help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.” "Whoever said 'nothing is impossible' never tried slamming a revolving door." "Suicide Hotline...please hold." "I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it." “Banter is foreplay, and Shakespeare knew it!” “Coffee -- do stupid things faster and with more energy!" "Just because something is easy to measure doesn't mean it's important." --Seth Godin "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, It is the only thing that ever has.” --Margaret Mead "People are, if anything, more touchy about being thought silly than they are about being thought unjust.” --E.B. White “Selling to people who actually want to hear from you is more effective than interrupting strangers who don't.” --Seth Godin "No one needs a smile as much as one who fails to give one." --Unknown “Take away my people, but leave my factories, and soon grass will grow on the factory floors. Take away my factories, but leave my people, and soon we will have a new and better factory.” --Andrew Carnegie "Do not meddle in the affiars of a dragon, for you are crunchy, and taste good with ketchup." --Bumper sticker "I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a Great White or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot." -- Axel Rose (Guns'n'Roses) “Ah shit, you’re gonna’ try to cheer me up, aren’t you?” “Déjà vu -When you think you're doing something you've done before, it's because God thought it was so funny, he had to rewind it for his friends.” --Anonymous "And to think you're the end result of millions of years of evolution." ‘A friend will call you in jail. A good friend will visit you in jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you in jail saying, “That was awesome!"’ --Anonymous ‘You can't make someone love you, you can only stalk them and hope for the best.’ ‘Frankly, if you have never stuck your tongue in a light socket you may not understand.’ ‘Woman, without her, man is nothing.’ ‘I love America. It's the only place in the world ‘The point is, that an elephant, when present, is noticed.’ ‘PMS-Possible Murder Suspect.’ ‘Happiness is a white wall and a magic marker.’ ‘Never explain--your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.’ ‘When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.’ "If at first you don't succeed, then parachuting is not for you." "Security guard: Look, if my boss finds out I'm leaving every night to get my burger, I'm toast. 'What's the greatest worldwide use of cowhide? ...holding cows together!' "I love deadlines. I love the whooshing sound they make when they go by." "it takes extreme skill to act like an idiot" "There are no stupid questions, only stupid people." "When life gives you lemons, you say, 'Hey, I like lemons. What else have you got?'" "It's only funny until someone gets hurt, then it's hilarious." "By 'we' you can mean three things: we three, we the people, or my favorite: WHE!" 'Irma told Kim, who told Phil, who told Ashley, who told Brenda, who told Dylan, who told Cole, who told me... it's over' 'Sam? Oh, this is just like Romeo and Juliet! Except I'm on the balcony and I can understand what we are saying.' 'If you love somebody, let them go. If they return, they were always yours, if they don't, they never were.' Reality? Is that where the pizza delivery guy comes from? Keep your mouth shut and people will think you're stupid; .Every morning is the dawn of a new error... For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. I can see clearly now, the brain is gone... Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay. Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change. Dain bramaged. What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull. Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes. Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are. My software never has bugs. It just develops random features. As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing. Windows: Just another pane in the glass. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue... Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue. Life is like an onion: you peel off layer after layer, then you find Lewis's Law of Travel: If at first you don't succeed, redefine success. If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them? Life's a beach, then you dive. A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. Always remember that you are unique, just like everyone else. Programming, n: A pastime similar to banging one's head What do you get if you cross an agnostic, an insomniac and a dyslexic? If it works, rip it apart and find out why. Life is wonderful. Without it, you wouldn't know me. Paranoia: A healthy understanding of the nature of the universe. There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are. ~W. Somerset Maugham Writing is a profession in which you have to keep proving your talent to people who have none. ~Jules Renard “There are very few problems that cannot be solved by orders ending with ‘or die’."- Alistair J.R. Young Why is the rum always gone? Oh that's why.-Jack Sparrow, Pirates2 I am no longer the BOX GHOST! I am now the MECHANICAL FROG GHOST!-Box Ghost,Splitting Images Au contraire. That's French for "I bet this hurts"- FreakShow, Control Freaks or RealityTrip, I forgot which Changed My mind! I am once again the BOX GHOST who will have nothing to do with mechanical amphibians!-Box Ghost, thirty seconds later I-WILL-NOT-GET-A-CAT!-Vlad, Maternal Instincts Ooh, the Scary eyes.-Vlad, Maternal Instincts Does youse want your skweeky?-Danny, Shades of Grey That would be an oxymoron dear boy. And speaking of morons, how's your dad?-Vlad,Maternal Instincts You going out that window? We didn't have windows in my day.-Carl,Doctor's Disorders Aww man, you bored my character to death!-Mikey,Reign Storm You? Cheerful? Ahh! It's a trap!-Mikey, Fright Before Christmas "When you die, if you go somewhere where they ask you a bunch of questions about your life and what you learned and all, I think a good way to get out of it is just to say, ‘No speaka English.'"- Jack Handey The Irish ignore anything they can’t drink or punch. ~Old saying I haven’t been wrong since 1961, when I thought I made a mistake. ~Bob Hudson We can’t all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by. ~Will Rogers Eighty percent of men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. ~Jackie Mason The most dangerous food is wedding cake. ~American proverb After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, “No hablo inglés.” ~Ronnie Shakes You can’t beat City Hall, but you can drive by and egg it. ~John Wagner I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died. ~Richard Diran "Ulrich! When did he die?"- Teacher, Code: Lyoko There’s so much pollution in the air now that if it weren’t for our lungs there’d be no place to put it all. ~Robert Orben At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote. ~Emo Philips The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. ~Mark Russell The reason lightning doesn’t strike twice in the same place is that the same place isn’t there the second time. ~Willie Tyler Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former. ~Albert Einstein Two leaps per chasm is fatal. ~Chinese proverb Isn’t Muamar Khadafy the sound a cow makes when sneezing? ~Dave Barry Shouting angrily into a empty sky. I like it.-Gregor/Elliot, Double Cross My Heart We have a breach in face sector 4!-Guy in White 1,Million Dollar Ghost You smell funny!-Jack, pirates 2 BEWARE!-box ghost, every episode he is in Daniel! Maddie! What a totally unplanned surprise! Personalized gift baskets?-Vlad, Maternal Instincts Ho!Ho!Ho! No! No! No!-Santa,Fairy Idol Don't call me a mindless philosopher you overweight blob of grease!-C-3PO, A New Hope Oh,Butternuts!-Vlad, random DP episode Heave! Heave like your'e being paid!-Mr.Gibbs, pirates 2 Oh, Cheeselogs!-Vlad random DP episode Oh, Fudgebuckets!-Vlad,random DP episode Oh, Butterbrickle!-Vlad, Eye for an Eye How do you stop an exploding man?-Hiro, Heroes Don't Make me use this!-Bronze Kneecap, random FoP episode I told you not to make me use this, well now I'm using it!-Bronze Kneecap,same episode I got this at Skulk and Lurk, the old bookstore I like to skulk and lurk in.-Sam, Fright Knight Danny to Tucker (Tucker is hugging a box of frozen meat): How is it that I have ghost powers, and YOU'RE the weird kid? Danny: Uh...Boo? Tucker Foley: after Danny has phased a car through a building Oh sure, phase the car through the building. You just had to save the day, didn't you? Jazz Fenton: By the way Danny, just so you know, I'm onto your little secret. Tucker Foley: (As Sam's staring daggers at Danny and Paulina, who are now a couple) You okay? The Box Ghost: I am the Box Ghost! Beware! Technus: Now listen here...young...whipper-snapper! I, Technus, am hip, and funky-fresh, and-! Mr. Lancer (After beating Sam, Tucker and Danny at Doomed): Ha ha! Once again I have the seventh silver key, and once again I am victorious! Me! Mr. Lancer! ...I've gotta stop doing that... Mr. Lancer: Ah, the old "I don't ever get to see my sister speech" gets 'em every time. Why don't they ever realize that's me in a dress? Danny: Hello! (slaps test down on the table in front of his parents) Not an idiot! See ya! Danny: I aced the test. Sam: On the social circuit, we're as invisible as Danny in his Ghost mode. Jazz: Dad, you saved me from that monster! Maddie: Now, Vlad, Jack may be a bumbler, but he means well. Danny: (His mom dragging him away from Vlad's mansion) Bye Vlad! And as a lonely man in your forties, may I suggest internet dating? Or a cat! Danny:"You look like you've seen a ghost. Or something incredably scary we don't see on a daily basis." Danny:"Dude, you are one seriously crazed-up fruitloop." Danny:"That's totally not true! You're smart, you're fun, you're cool, you're pretty...Why am I still talking? I am such a spazz." Dan Phantom: "If I had an ounce of humanity left, this would be a very touching little reunion. But of course, I surrendered my human half a long time ago." Guy In White: Keep trying. Don't let these meddling kids slow us down. Jack: (To Danny) Your friends all look remarkably similar. (Runs away) Danny: (reading)For novelty purposes only...(Speaking), Wait, you're not really a reality drill? Guy In White: What is this place, haunted? Jack: And with his fire we can make smores! Ha! I knew carrying around graham crackers, chocolate bars and marshmallows would pay off someday! Danny: (reading) Plagues, pestilence, boy bands...(speaking) Oh, this is one evil box. (sees Skulker being chased by ghost unicorns) Unicorns! Now these, I know! Box Ghost: Please stop hurting the savage...ow!...deadly...ow!...Box Gho--ow! Box Ghost: Beware...my apologies! Danny Phantom: Beware! Hey, that is kind of fun to say! Foreman: I think your argument is specious. House: As the famous philosopher Jagger once said, "You can't always get, what you want". Batman: You're a crazy man. "Why are you slapping a monkey?"- Night at the Museum "I'm brilliant! Shhh!"- She's the Man "I drank a lava lamp. It wasn't lava." -Anchorman "Ignorance is having to squish the same spider 3 times before realizing that something is wrong." "I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding." "Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window." You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you. People can live one hundred years without really living a minute. "They mis-underestimated me." -George W. Bush (president) Only after the last tree has been cut down, "To see a world in a grain of sand, and a heaven in a wildflower . . .hold infinity in the palm of your hand, and eternity in an hour . . . " ~William Blakeg "All who wander are not lost." -JRR Tolkien "Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet" - Roger Miller "Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies." "I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down to us. Pigs treat us as equals." -Winston Churchill "Two Rules For Success: "One way for surviving high school: keep your head down and your mouth shut. That way nobody knows you even exist unless they crash into you on accident."- Unknown Skulker breaks a computer “My computer! Oh, that’s Jazz’s”- Danny (Danny Phantom) “Well, I stopped hating woman. Now I just hate every one! HAHAHA!”- Tasuki (Fushigi Yuugi) “I may not be smart enough to do everything, but I'm stupid enough to try anything.”- Beastboy (Teen Titans) “God doesn’t care weather or not I pass or fail algebra, all that matters is that I tried, which it probably why I’m failing.”- Doug Johnson "The only gossip I'm interested in is things from the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra bursts, 11 injured'. That kind of thing."- Johnny Depp “They take a sharp red hot poker stick it up your nose, scramble things around a bit then rip it all out through your nostrils.”- Eevee "The difference between science and magic is that magicians usually know what they're doing."- Ashleigh Brilliant "Uh oh,"- Patcha “Can we have him for Supper?”- Michael "Well I can see why we're trying to keep them alive...Who wouldn't want pets that can burn, sting and bite all at the same time?"- Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter) “Why do I do this? Three reasons: the pay is good, the scenery changes, and they let me use explosives.”- Rockhound (Armageddon) "Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place."- Johnny Carson “If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.”- George Gobel “I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything until noon. Then it’s time for my nap.” “Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.” “A best friend it like a four leaf clover - Hard to find, and lucky to have.” (Danny Phantom is slowly changing back to Danny Fenton; his pants change into jeans) Ember: (After taking over a guitar store) Hey, kiddies, this is a little ditty I’d like to call, “Get out of my new home!” (Plays destructive note on her guitar and everyone runs out screaming) Vlad: (While doing so) Please, Daniel, must I actually defeat you with one hand behind my back? Tucker: (To Mr. Lancer, as he’s buying a shaving device) Don't you need hair for that? “I think consciences makes cowards of us all.” Shakespeare Nocutrne: Says the ghost boy who dreams of the Goth girl. Josh: Wow, no explosion. Josh: Ham beats tuna, everyone knows that! ‘Be not afraid of greatness; some are born great, some achieve greatness, and others have greatness thrust upon them.’ William Shakespeare “You have all the wisdom in the world, now go fishing.” - Unknown "The mind is like an umbrella; it functions best when open." - unknown "Do, or do not; there is no try." - Yoda, Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back "I wouldn't say Jamie's an evil genius. I'm not sure he's evil and I'm not sure he's a genius." - Mythbusters "This is the first mate speaking; we're having a small problem, we can't get the engines restarted, so if the capitan and the co-pilot could please report to the cockpit..." - Deegen “Ah, some’in’ ‘bout blowing up the amo building. All Yoc had to say when they pulled me down there ta play ‘parent’ was; ‘It went boom!’ I don’t think the teachers were too impressed, though!” - Zepto Kearker "Some are born great; some achieve greatness; and others hire public relations officers." -? "Nobody ever questions my sanity - it didn't leave me a forwarding adress!""" -Jess "I'm not anti-social - I just don't like you!" "I only do what the voices tell me to do!" "You say I'm a freak like it's a BAD thing." "You're just jealous 'cos the voices are talking to me!" "If they give you ruled paper, write the other way "Better to die on your feet than live on your knees" "It's all fun and games until somebody loses a bollock" "Life is nothing like the brochure." "WOW! no body cares." "I dress this way to bother you." "Feel free to point, stare and ask questions." "Did I say you could talk?" "I'm not QUIET. I'm PLOTTING." "Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film." "He who laughs last, thinks slowest." "A day without sunshine is like, well, night." "He's not dead. He's electroencephalographically challenged." "Pardon my driving, I'm reloading." "It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them." "A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well." "When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart ebough to get out of jury duty." "Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them." "Your foul assumptions won't reach me; I know who and what I am; no erroneous word that passes your lips will change that." "That would be sooooo cool...if it wasn't going to hurt us" -Ron Stoppable "Who want's to build a robot tick? I do! I do!"-Dr. Drakken "Senor Senior Senior: Prainna! Why ever would I want Prainna? "I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed...or worse expelled" Hermione Granger Gordo: What do you even know about the guy? "It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live"-Albus Dumbledore "His eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad. His hair is as dark as a blackboard. His really divine, I wish he were mine. The hero who concered the Dark Lord."- Fred and George Weasley/Cupid Drunk Girl: What's coyote ugly? Wood: Scared Harry? "We're not stupid we know are names are Gred and Forge!"-George (Forge) Weasley Silver: Sorry I'm lost in Hyper land. ";Sanity is overrated."-Enstien "Never Be Normal!"-Ron Stoppable Lizzie: These guys (Paolo and Isabella) aren't bad. I mean if your into Alanis Morisette-y alternative, dark, like, brooding, I-never-go-out-in-the-sunlight-my-life-is-a-black-whole-of-depression kind of stuff, then you'd think they suck, but for the driving-around-in-the-car-putting-on-lipgloss-with-the-top-down-loving-life kind of thing, they're good. Listen. :holds out half of headset so Gordo can listen: Rick:looks at mummies: AGHHHHHH From Two Weeks Notice: Smiles And Tears, Giggles And Laughs. When god made me he was just showing off-Unknown People say life is short. I say I'm shorter-Unknown When it hurts to look back I cried last night...not because I missed you, or because I needed you...But because I realized I'd be alright without you.-Unknown The voices in my head don't like you.-Unknown In some cultures what I do is considered normal...-Unknown Even if the voices aren't real...they have some good ideas...-Unknown Wanting him is hard to get. I never meant to hurt you but you're pretty when you cry...I never really loved you but I'm pretty when I lie.-Unknown As an older more mature young adult your job is to...make fun of the little kids! -Unknown When you were born, you were cryin and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die, you're the one smiling and everyone around you is crying. -Unknown There are easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance. -Unknown Raven: Beastboy had a brain? T.J.: So long happy childhood. Goodbye baseball bat. Bye Hockey stick. Bye...HEY! It's my Mr. Monk Monk:hugs monkey: Starfire: Would Robin enjoy potatoing the couch with us? Star: How many ocarins does it take to hoogie a morflark? "I know that's not very logical, but then again, neither am I." - Unknown "I'm not going to let you or your shiny head stop me." -Unknown "Are you REALLY gonna remember to stop, drop and roll when you're on fire?" -Unknown If a safety pin, duct tape, or a bandaid can't fix it, then you have a serious problem.-Unkown Dropt on me hed wen I wuz a kidd. Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you're an ass. -Unkown One by one the lawn gnomes slowly steal my sanity...-Unkown Hermione:howls like a werewolf: "Chicken does not have a 2 in it!" -Numbuh 5 Virginity is like a balloon. One prick, all gone!- Confucious Ranma: I'll play Romeo and Akane, I want YOU to be my Juliet. Give me a chance to shine and I will blind the world! -Unknown You don't love her cuz she's beautiful, she's beautiful cuz you love her. -From 'The Notebook' Her wrists...they were so...so tiny! -Ranma Starlight, Starbright... You and me are best friends. You'd best start believing in ghost stories Miss Turner...you're in one. -Babosi Everybody is somebody else's weirdo. -Unknown I'm going to live forever...or die trying! -Unknown My family puts the fun back in disFUNctional. -Unknown Robin (to Starfire): I don't think you understand on our plant girlfriend means- Cyborg (To Beast Boy): Pull the red candy-cane thingamahoozit, now! Starfire: Do earth boys come with some kind of manual then? Danny: I wish I had something to take this out on! Rai:puts an arm around Kimiko: Did I ever tell you you're my favortie monk? :dog crashes through the school wall: Sam:referring to Desiree's plan: This is bad! Danny:from inside the evil hospital: AHHHHHHH! LET ME GO! Danny:over megaphone: Listen up, everybody. If you want your parents back, you're going to have to follow my lead. Valerie:referring to Danny: Remember when I said I didn't like him before? I kinda like him now. Master Fung: You know Raimundo, you were not defeated by your enemy. Duck tape is like the force: It has dark side, a light side, and it holds the world together. -a t-shirt Pissing off the planet one person at a time! - a t-shirt :Dash takes out one of his dirty, smelly, gross jockstraps from his jacket: I won't say there wasn't kissing and crying on both sides. But in Narnia no one thinks any worse of you for that. That goat doesn't love you! Sweet nibblets! I've been punked by a parrot! -Jackson Ned: Oh don't stare at me with those big brown eyes! Cookie: So, how'd you do on your tests? Geek 1: Don't worry, geeks alway get the girl! Breaking up is SO NOT EASY! - Ron Fifteen men on a dead man's chest Lizzie Borden took an axe, The other day, upon the stair I met a man who wasn’t there. He wasn’t there again today. Oh, how I wish he’d go away When the days become shorter, and the nights become longer, witches and werewolves come out to play and goblins appear from the shadows as mischief and mayhem fill the air “My only love sprung from my only hate. Too early seen unknown, and known too late!”- Juliet (Romeo and Juliet) Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack, All dressed in black, black, black, She has a knife, knife, knife, In her back, back, back She cannot breathe, breathe, breathe she cannot cry, cry, cry, That’s why she begs, begs, begs, She begs to die, die, die. Marriage is forever: death is eternal "Life lives, life dies. Life laughs, life cries. Life gives up and life tries. But life looks different through everyone's eyes."-Unknown "We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box."-Unknown "Love does not consist of gazing at each other, but in looking together in the same direction."-Antoine de Saint Exupery “When you trust your television what you get is what you got cause when they own the information, oh they can bend it all they want.”- John Mayer (Waiting On The World To Change) “But you get what you give in this life that we live and all that you do come back to you”- VITAMIN C (Smile) “Stay polite even when you're hurting. Don't forget to smile. Give love to our nation, big or small. When you do good you'll get your reward. United with stand, divided we fall. Put a smile on your face and greet one and all.”- VITAMIN C (Smile) “As spirits roam the neighborhoods at night, Let loose upon the Earth till it be light.”- Nicholas Gordon, “When witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers, "When in danger, or in doubt, Run in circles, scream and shout."- Unknown "There are so many idiots who's asses I have to kick! I'll have to start carrying around a list!"- Ed (FMA) "You hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that, its called everybody, and they meet at the bar."- Drew Carey "Five hundred years ago they'd have burned you at the stake. And I'd have been in the audience, poking the fire."- Jacquline (The Seventh Sinner) “No time to talk. Now remember, it's your first day of trainin', so listen to your teacher and no fightin', play nice with the other kids, unless, of course, one of the other kids wanna fight, then you have to kick the other kid's butt.”- Mushu (Mulan) “You missed! How could you miss? He was three feet in front of you!”- Mushu (Mulan) Wow, there's a big surprise. I think I'm going to have a heart attack and die from that surprise"- Iago (Aladdin) "Live long and prosper or live short and don't prosper... whichever works for you."- Unknown "You have the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity"- Unknow "If you do that I will kill you, then I will reincarinate you and kill you again!”- Unknown "USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population."- David Letterman “You cannot shoot the prince, Jaxon. It simply isn’t done.”- Lucian (Dark Celebration) "Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!"- Albus Dumbledore (Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone) "Ah, of course. There is no need to tell me any more, Ms. Granger. Which one of you will be dying this year?"- Professor McGonagall (Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban) "Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business. "We're coming for you whether the Muggles like it or not, you can't miss the World Cup, only Mum and Dad reckon it's better if we pretend to ask their permission first. If they say yes, send Pig back with your answer pronto, and we'll come and get you at five o'clock on Sunday. If they say no, send Pig back pronto and we'll come and get you at five o'clock on Sunday anyway."- Ron's letter to Harry (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire) "He called it my 'furry little problem' in company. Many people were under the impression that I owned a badly behaved rabbit."- Remus Lupin (Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince) "...But the fact remains that he can move faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo..."- Lee Jordan (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows) “We do have some rules and regulations in America, or the whole world would empty out here.”- Gary Ackerman “Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.”- Doug Larson “I would like to say this. Tardiness is not something you can do on you own. Many, many people contributed to my tardiness. I would like to thank my parents for never giving me a ride to school: the LA city bus driver who took a chance on an unknown kid and last but not lest, the wonderful crew from McDonalds who spend hours making those egg McMuffins without which I’d never be tardy.”- Unknown "Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac."- George Carlin. "I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?"- Paul Merton. "This film cost 31 million. With that kind of money I could have invaded some country."- Clint Eastwood “You’re not worried about the offspring, are you? Surely they’re old enough to managed for another fortnight.”- Thomas "Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver..." Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for seventy-five cents. Never say "Oops" in the operating room. - Dr. Leo Troy Never pick a fight with anyone who buys ink by the barrel. -American adage about antagonizing newspaper editors. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. The Lord's Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words, there are 1,322 words in the Declaration of Independence, but government regulations on the sale of cabbage total 26,911 words. -From an article on the growth of federal regulations in the Oct. 24th issue of (National Review) "A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. 'You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too.'" - (Jake Johansen) I can't go to hell, Satan still has a restraining order on me! -ESProrta on deviantart.com A wise person once told me that you shouldn't do all the easy things first. Because you know, if you do that, it will only make the hard things more difficult in the end. -twinfin666 from deviantart.com "The greatest illusion of this world is the illusion of separation. Things you think are seperate and different are actually one and the same." ~Guru Pahtik Anything worth doing once is worth doing well enough that you never have to do it again. - unknown "It's all fun and games until somebody gets hurt. Then it's fucking hilarious" Spencer Walker "Bad art is more tragically beautiful than good art 'cause it documents human failure."- Tristan Reveur “There is a smile of love,/ And there is a smile of deceit,/ "We have doomed the Wolf not for what it is, but for what we have deliberately and mistakenly perceived it to be.. the mythologized epitome of a savage, ruthless killer.. which is in reality no more than a reflexed image of ourself." - unknown One holds power, the other, might; Which is stronger, darkness or Light? - unknown Life begins on the edge of the comfort zone - unknown "It looks like it was made out of the ribcage of a stegosaurus." Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow. - unknown All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day!! - unknown "We're not retreating, we're advancing in a different direction!" unknown Random Vin Diesel fact: In order to gain lordship over Hell, Lucifer was forced to sell his soul to Vin Diesel.- unknown "And speaking of Italy and sports cars that I stole there, you still owe me a yellow Porsche.”- Alice Cullen (Eclipse) “I’m really glad Edward didn’t kill you. Everything’s so much more fun with you around.”- Emmett Cullen (Eclipse) “This hostage stuff is fun.”- Alice Cullen (Eclipse) “Does my being half-naked bother you?”- Jacob Black (Eclipse) “I already know how strong you are. You didn’t have to break the furniture.”- Bella Swan (Eclipse) “Would you like to hear my story, Bella? It doesn’t have a happy ending- but which of ours does? If we had happy endings, we’d all be under gravestones now.”- Rosalie Hale (Eclipse) “Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that on TV.”- Jacob Black (Eclipse) “I was just wondering why you stabbed him. Not that I object.”- Edward Cullen (Eclipse) “The right thing isn’t always real obvious. Sometimes the right thing for one person is the wrong thing for someone else. So…good luck figuring that out.”- Charlie Swan (Eclipse) "Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award."- Billy Wilder. "In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a GB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One."- Yakov Smirnoff. "I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom."- Bob Hope. "I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit."- Mel Brooks. "On cable TV they have a weather channel - 24 hours of weather. We had something like that where I grew up. We called it a window."- Dan Spencer "I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."- Groucho Marx "If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners."- Johnny Carson “I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.”- Unknown "There are now more TV's in British households than there are people - which is a bit of a worry."- Prince Charles "MTV is the lava lamp of the 1980's."- Doug Ferrari "Dealing with Television network executives is like being nibbled to death by ducks."- Eric Sevareid "I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician."- Marty Feldman "Television has brought back murder into the home -- where it belongs."- Alfred Hitchcock "Violence is not the answer, it is the question and the answer is yes." -unknown For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.-Douglas Adams "Any enemy stupid enough to tell you what his secret technique is should die shamefully, you fool!" -Genkai (Yu Yu Hakusho) If a seagull flies over the sea, does a bagel fly over the bay?- unknown “I knew my kids would fight about a lot of things, but in all my years of parenting I never thought my girls would be fighting over animal skulls.”- Steven Williams “Your first husband also disappeared”- Wadsworth “I scream, you scream, we all scream for nonfat tofutti rice dreamsicle.”- Mulder (The X-Files) “I can see it now, some guy’s suing a company. ‘Your medicine made me drowsy and the warning label didn’t tell me it would!’ ‘It’s sleeping pills you idiot. Read the bottle!’ ‘Oh.’ Yah court case of the millennium right there folks.”- Kute Anime Kitty “Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.” -Yogi Berra “The only real diet: If it tastes good ... spit it out.” -Unknown “Note to self: Never brake up with a girl in the violent gardening section.” -Timmy Turner (Fairly Oddparents) “I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.” -Terry Bradshaw “I don’t really fit in,”- Raven "Didn't your mother tell you not to play with fire? Maybe you weren't listening or you were too busy burning the house down."- Kenshin (Rurouni Kenshin) "We've just witnessed what I like to call 'misdirected rage'. I believe the techinical term is 'being an ass'."- Shigure (Fruits Basket) "What's the purpose of fortified walls and a drawbridge if you're going to have a little door marked SECRET ENTRANCE-ATTACKERS PLEASE STAY OUT?"- Deming (Heir Apparent, by Vivian Vande Velde) "When I was born I was so surprised, I didn't talk for a year and a half."- Gracie Allen "Until I was thirteen I thought my name was 'Shutup'."- Joe Namath "Don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."- Unknown "I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later."- Mitch Hedberg "I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge."- Spike Milligan "My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never."- Jack Benny "If it isn't on a test, then I really don't care."- Kute Anime Kitty "The first thing we do, let's kill all lawyers."- William Shakeapeare "The only difference between doctors and lawyers is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you, too."- Anton Chekhov "Well, what if I shoot him in the eye? Then he'll be blind right? Oh wait, he has two eyes. Damn!"- Yusuke (Yu Yu Hakusho) "If all else fails, kill the messenger."- Unknown "You're not a freak! You're just stupid!"- Dib (Invader Zim) “What does Closter phobic mean?”- Patrick "Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife. Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary, an English cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife."- James H. Kabbler III. "Never moon a werewolf."- Mike Binder “Now's the best time to say "Gee, Mr. Lancer, I had no idea being a teacher was so difficult."- Mr. Lancer “Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for "better treatment"? I'd ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and forth you'd probably be able to get a lot of free games.” -Jack Handy “I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you're having a good idea but it's just eggs hatching.” -Jack Handy “My young son asked me what happens after we die. I told him we get buried under a bunch of dirt and worms eat our bodies. I guess I should have told him the truth - that most of us go to Hell and burn eternally - but I didn't want to upset him.” -Jack Handy “If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.” -Jack Handy “We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can't scoff at them personally, to their faces, and this is what annoys me.” -Jack Handy “If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.” -Jack Handy “Here's a good trick: Get a job as a judge at the Olympics. Then, if some guy sets a world record, pretend that you didn't see it and go, ‘Okay, is everybody ready to start now?’.” -Jack Handy “If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror, because I bet that's what REALLY throws you into a panic.” -Jack Handy “To have a birthday and not eat cake seems... disrespectful.”- Arthur “Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn’t block traffic.”- Dan Rather "The trouble with mornings is that they come when you're not awake."- Archie Goodwin (Nero Wolfe) "You want me to shoot the cook?"- El "What's this about you breaking a rake and throwing it in the woods?"- Virginia "During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box; and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody."- Happy “What do you mean. I got married. I was there.”- Buttercup “Any last requests?”- Hangman “Lady, I don't even behave for my parents, what makes you think I'm going to do it for you?” Alex “The map! The map! The map! We forgot the map!”- Evie "Elizabeth is safe, like I promised. She's going to marry the commodore, like she promised. And you're going to die for her, like you promised. So we're all men of our words except for Elizabeth who is in fact a woman."- Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean) "Run, run, as fast as you can...I can catch you, because you're not the gingerbread man."- Sanderson (Amethyst Ice) "I like seeing the color of blood...it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside!”- Sanderson (Amethyst Ice) "World domination just happened to leap on my to-do list."- Sanderson (Amethyst Ice) "Is the answer A, the Fenton Portal? Destroyed it. B? The only remaining portal? The one my idiot cheese head arch enemy has? As soon as I find it, that's going too."- Dan "What kind of parents are you? The worlds leading ghost experts, and you can't figure out your own son is half ghost!"- Dan “My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.”- Abraham Lincoln "You get a B! As in you're not supposed to be this smart...you get an A! As in...oh dear, I give out so few As that I have no prepared sarcasm"- Crocker (Fairly Odd Parents) “When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.”- George Burns “To find out a girl's faults, praise her to her girl friends.”- Benjamin Franklin “What's the score?”- Ed Rooney “The 1961 Ferrari 250GT California. Less than a hundred were made. My father spent three years restoring this car. It is his love, it is his passion.”- Cameron “I am in a dress, I have gel in my hair, I haven't slept all night, I'm starved, AND I'm armed! Don't MESS with me!”- Gracie Hart (Miss Congeniality) "There's so much irony here I could write a poem. The kidnapper needs help with a kidnapping" - Holly (Artemis Fowl: The Arctic Incident) “I was 22, I had two more days left of drama school and it was, like, 'Here, have a career.' Boom. There you go.”- Orlando "The only reasons I learn other languages is to 1) talk to people OUTSIDE of this country. 2) to insult people in the country who I despise."- Unknown "Read between the lines, dude. All those x's and o's. She wants to play tic tac toe with you"- Metabee (Medabots) "You do realize that I don't understand the language of sane people. I only understand the language of those who speak my language."- Unknown “A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.”- Bill Cosby “I would go any thing Tim wanted me to. You know- have sex with an aardvark... I would do it.”- Johnny Depp “I'm not sure I'm adult yet.”- Johnny Depp "Now the world will endure 1000 years of darkness!"- Master Fung: “There are only two things my wealth hasn’t gotten me.”- Vlad “This is a revolution, dammit! We're going to have to offend SOME body!” -Peter Stone ”Gasp! You'll die, but don't worry. You'll live through it.”- Unknown ”I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!"- Homer (The Simpsons) “Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.” -Mark Twain "Pirates of the Caribbean (the movie)...a two hour advertisement for a theme park."-Johnny Depp "I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face."- Johnny Depp "I'm rather accident-prone, I have to admit. I've broken my back, my ribs, my nose, both my legs, my arm, my wrist, a finger and a toe and cracked my skull three times."- Orlando Bloom “Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.” -Terry Pratchett (Neil Gaiman) "But what about the evil monkey hiding in my closet?"- Chris (Family Guy) “I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.” -Mark Twain “But I guess it doesn't matter now, you being dead and all...”- God “Ooh! Do you know what would be fun? Waffles! Raven! You like waffles don't you?”- Cyborg "Help! I'm in a truck full of psychic cannabals!"- Kuwabara (Yu Yu Hakusho) "You're like an ugly singer with a good voice: best for backup!"- Yusuke (Yu Yu Hakusho) "I'm sorry, but it wouldn't work! You're a man; I'm a woman. We're just too different!"- Leela (Futurama) “What do you want?”- Tyson "I've got a foolproof way to fail the test. I'm going to get all my answers from Odd!"- Jeremie (Code: Lyoko) “I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. Don’t hesitate to call.” - Vash (Trigun) "Sesshomaru calls his great sword useless, and Inuyasha is useless with his great sword"- Totosai. (Inuyasha) "What are you ducking for? ... They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist-" -last words of General John Sedgwick, 1864 ... right before he was shot in the head by an enemy sniper “Jazz is going to kill me for that.”- Danny “I’ve dreamt about this since I was a little girl!”- Eevee “It looks like it’s trying to suck out his brain.”- Grim "You're calling me a liar?"- Diego "I don't just want to rain on your parade, I want to blow up all the floats."- Detective John Munch (Law & Order: Special Victims Unit) “Good Lord, are you going to kill me?”- Philos “The fate of the planet is in the hands of a bunch of retards I wouldn't trust with a potato gun.”- General Kimsey (Armageddon) “American components, Russian components, all made in Taiwan!”- Lev Andropov (Armageddon) “Harry, the clock on that nine-foot nuclear weapon is ticking.”- Charles ‘Chick’ Chapple (Armageddon) "When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice in it's eyes."- Unknown "A good friend bails you out of jail, a true friend is sitting next to you saying 'we screwed up... LETS DO IT AGAIN!'"- Unknown “Dad, how do people make babies?”- Calvin "How can you buy happiness with out money?"- Ron (Kim Possible) “Do you have an idea for your story yet?”- Hobbes “No, I’m waiting for inspiration. You can’t just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.”- Calvin “Eighty percent of success is showing up.”-Woody Allen “Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?”-Edgar Bergen “My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.”-Ed Furgol “I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.”-Woody Allen “Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.”-Alex Levine “The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.”- Albert Einstein “The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.”-Will Rogers "Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight."- Phyllis Diller "No tresspassing, violators will be shot, survivors will be shot again."- Unknown "Smoking is the only substance in America that when you use as directed, it kills you."- Unknown "We're gonna die! We're gonna die! I'm gonna throw up and then we're gonna die!"- The Grinch (How the Grinch Stole Chrismas ) "We've come this far, I'm not gonna blow it. ... Actually, I am."- Seto Kaiba (Yu-Gi-Oh!) “The glowing blade is new.”- Danny “I was married once.”- John "I talked to McGonagall about the Firebolt today and she got a bit cheeky. Seems she thinks that I care more about winning the game than your safety. All I said was that I didn’t care if the broom bucked you off as long as you caught the Snitch first.”- Wood (Harry Potter) “Remind me to try out for cheerleading.”- Yusuke (Yu Yu Hakusho) “They burned their skin, shortened their breaths, and somehow lost their shirts!”- Koto (Yu Yu Hakusho) “I’d back you up but I lost my gun. Where did I put that thing?”- Mihoshi (Tenchi Muyo) “I can’t believe he walked into that trap on his own.”- Kurama “Sorry, I don’t have time to be arrested.”- Kurama (Yu Yu Hakusho) “What’s a bath?”- Goku (Dragon Ball) “Nothing good can come from staying with normal people.”- Harry McDougal “Studying hard is very, very tiring. All those books. All those words. It can’t be good for a person…”- Serena (Saloir Moon) “I’m surrounded by idiots, but they mean well.”- Hiei (Yu Yu Hakusho) “Any prize worth having usually requires a risk.”-Kurama (Yu Yu Hakusho) “Stamp? Sure! Stamp? Sure! Approval? Sure! Appeal? Sure! Come back from the dead? Why not?”- Koenma (Yu Yu Hakusho) “This day did start out weird… I went to school.”- Yusuke (Yu Yu Hakusho) “Out of this whole plan you made one big mistake: you went and tick me off.”- Yusuke (Yu Yu Hakusho) “Hey, it’s Yusuke here, I don’t have a clue!”- Yusuke (Yu Yu Hakusho) “The winner, the dimwit.”- Genkai (Yu Yu Hakusho) “All that won, please follow me. All who lost, please get lost. ”- Genkai (Yu Yu Hakusho) “I’m not a fighter of good. It’s just I hate people who are bad’”- Genkai (Yu Yu Hakusho) “Don’t worry everyone, just stick close to me.”- Koenma “We highjack a jet, got lost and still we got here.”- Toad (X-Men) “Never mess with an idiot. They would drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.”- Umknown “Ah ha! It just so happens I know a secret remady that can cure all kinds of sickness. Let me think. First you hang upside down for a while, then you eat five large lemons, drink some two day old tea with pepper in ti, then wrap your body in sea weed.” Kuwabara ”Like the saying, they can cut your skin as long as you break their bones.”- Botan (Yu Yu Hakusho) "We use the best in advanced tecnology to control the demon population and if I'm correct you poke them with a sharp stick ?"- Maggie Walsh “I come from a stupid family. During the civil war my great uncle fought for the west”- Rodney Dangerfield "I order the food, you cook the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die. That seems like a good deal to me, what do you say? "- Squidward (SpongeBob SquarePants) "Quick, Patrick, without thinking: if you could have anything right now, what would it be?”- Spongebob “Gary, you are gonna finish your dessert, and you are gonna like it!”- SpongeBob (SpongeBob SquarePants) ”This city needs to be destroyed! Or at least painted another color.”- Squidward (SpongeBob SquarePants) “Dude, what are you talking about?”- Bloo ”Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas.”- Paula Poundstone “Good work son. You'll get a raise in your allowance for this.”- Jack “You must be so exhausted you can't even talk. So I'll keep talking.”- Jack (Danny Phantom) "Nothing is final, until you're dead... and even then, I'm sure God negotiates." - Baroness Vaudmila D'Ghent (Ever After) "You guys line up alphabetically by height."- Florida State football coach Bill Peterson "Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle."- Bob Hope "A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah."- Ronald Reagan "I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to."- Elvis Presley “Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.”- Bill Cosby “Gray hair is God's graffiti.”- Bill Cosby "Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.”- Bill Cosby “Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.”- Bill Cosby “Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet.”- Bill Cosby “Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? Now that I have five children, my only hope is that they are all out of the house before I die.”- Bill Cosby “There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.”- Bill Cosby “Politics: “Poli” a Latin word meaning “many”; and "tics" meaning “bloodsucking creatures”.- Robin Williams “In England, if you commit a crime, the police don't have a gun and you don't have a gun. If you commit a crime, the police will say "Stop, or I'll say stop again."- Robin Williams “Ah...so many pedestrians, so little time...”- Robin Williams “The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, "Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and yelling, "You want a piece of me?"- Robin Williams We Americans, we're a simple people . . . but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities.”- Robin Williams “Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be.”- Joan Rivers “I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.”- Joan Rivers “I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.”- Joan Rivers “I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.”- Joan Rivers “My mother could make anybody feel guilty - she used to get letters of apology from people she didn't even know.”- Joan Rivers “I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.”- Joan Rivers "You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day “Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and Dogs should relax and get used to it.”- Unknown “It's a book, Merlin. You turn the pages and it tells you things.”- Unknown “I hope you think of a smart way to fight them. Otherwise, I will find a stupid way.”- Daine (Wolf Speaker) “When people say a knights job is all glory, I laugh and laugh and laugh. Often, I can stop laughing before they edge away and start talking about soothing drinks.”- Lord Raoul (Squire) “I like lying to myself. It's fun.”- Kel (Squire) “Must you be so bothersome?”- Briar “What was that?” Telemain: “Girls! Argufying, aggrimentatious”- Briar “What's an unbreakable vow?” Harry "I break mirrors even when I'm not looking into them!" "I took a leap of courage...then tripped on a rock, and fell flat on my face." Happiness often sneaks through a door you didn't know you left open. --John Barrymore Morality, like art, meants drawing a line someplace. -- Oscar Wilde Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. --Truman Capote Loss of virtue in a female is irretrievable; that one false step involves her in endless ruin; that her reputation is no less brittle than it is beautiful; and that she cannot be too much guarded in her behaviour towards the undeserving of the other sex. --Jane Austen Whenever you fall, pick up something.-- Oswald Theodore Avery No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather. --Michael Pritchard Oppertunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. --Thomas Edison Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. --Will Rogers In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. --Fran Lebowitz Another flaw in the human nature is that everyone wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance. --Kurt Vonnegut "Our passion is our strength" - Billie Joe Armstrong, Green day "I don't care about comparisons. The thing is, our generation, we fight every day to get through life. It's not always a bad fight, sometimes it's a great, exciting fight. But you can't let the world shake you, you have to know that the fighting is worth it and it's worth knowing you can come through a stronger person." - Hayley Williams, Paramore "Do not look back and grieve over the past, for it is gone; and do not be troubled about the future, for it has yet to come. Live in the present, and make it so beautiful that it will be worth remembering." - Ida Scott Taylor "If being sane, means being like everybody else, I'd rather be completely fucking mental” -Angelina Jolie. “I don’t laugh at jokes when they are not funny and I don’t feign interest when I am not interested” -Unknown Danny: I've said it before and I'll say it again: you really are one seriously crazed-up fruit-loop. Colby: We're the only white people in here. Amita: I'm all for giving up wealth and material possessions. Colby (To Don, regarding an injured David): He says to tell you he wants back ASAP; and no I can't have his desk. Amita: Oh, by the way, Larry called from his string theory conference. Uh, he was confused about something. Charlie: If you call me 'Chuck' one more time, I swear... "We're not conceited. We're just that good." - A t-shirt I saw "I might not be old enough to vote but I'm casting one anyway." - Danny Phantom "I don't want to hurt you but I will if I have to." - Specials "No, we caught one ghost, three times, all of them me!" - Danny Phantom "Politics shmolitics. I just like mocking authority." - Fox Trot "I solemnly swear I am up to no good." - Harry Potter "You don't have to be crazy to live here but it helps." - In Cold Blood "I'm going to the dark side. But don't worry. I brought a flashlight." - another t-shirt "It's payback. It helps me on the inside." - Danny Phantom When French people swear do they say pardon my English? Save the Earth - it's the only planet with chocolate If practice makes perfect and nobody is perfect ... why practice? Ever stop to think and then forget to start again? One by one the penguins steal my sanity Live dangerously! Run with scissors I'm on a diet ... I only eat chocolate on days that end with 'y' Do not disturb ... I am already disturbed Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. Every day I beat my previous record of consecutive days I've stayed alive I do know it all. I just can't remember it all at once If you have an open mind why don't your brains fall out? Sometimes small things hurt a lot. You can sit on a mountain, but not on a pin. People who think they're perfect are annoying to those of us that are I'm planning to be more spontaneous in the future I'm not crazy, my reality is just different to yours Falling feels like flying ... until you hit the ground You can't leave footprints in the sands of time if you are sitting on your butt. And who wants to leave buttprints in the sands of time Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to do it when nobody is looking I have no predjuces. I hate everyone equally. You laugh because I'm different. I laugh becase you are all the same. You were born an original, don't dye a copy. Strength is born in the deep silence of long-suffering hearts; not amid joy. Age...a matter of feeling, not years. We grow small trying to be great. How little do they see what is, who frame hasty judgements upon that which seems. You are only what you are when no one is looking. When you want to fool the world, tell the truth. The difference betwwen fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. War does not determine who is right. It determines who is left. They say love hides behind every corner. I must be walking in circles! My mother told me never to talk to strangers...I never talk to myself anymore. I've always wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my enemy to go swimming. Heaven kicked me out. Hell was afraid I'll take over. How do you save your enemy from drowning? Take your foot of his/her head! "You nag it to the left! You nag it to the right! Doing the nag tonight! I'm a living doll!"- Cosmo! "I nag my husband all day and night!"- Wanda. "Cosmo, take this- What am I saying?! Wanda!"- Timmy. "I like to eat the heads first, they never use them!"- Wanda. "YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH JUMPSUITS!!"- Maddie. "Dude, I'm not the one wearing a bed sheet."- Fun Danny. "O My Gosh! Lisa! She's here in time to see us die!"- Homer Simpson. "HOMER!! YOU'LL KILL US ALL!!" Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is. How awful to be caught up in the terrible squirrel cage of self. Nobody makes a greater mistake then he who does nothing because he can only do little. Just because I'm a genius doesn't mean I'm required to have a lot of common sense. Or any, for that matter... I'm bored. Run for your sanity. I didn't deny it! I just didn't admit it! Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't. I just thought of something funny...your mother. The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people. The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office. Many of us spend half our time wishing for things we could have if we didn't spend half our time wishing. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. Me without my best friend? Get real! That would be like a fat kid passing up a happy meal! You're a great friend, but if the zombies come chasing us, I'm tripping you. Someday your prince will come. Mine took a wrong turn and is too stubborn to ask for directions. Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. Do unto others before they do unto you. Nothing is illegal until you get caught. Be nice to your kids, they'll chose your nursing home. If it seems too good to be true, it probably is. If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten. When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you. Follow your dreams... except the one when you're at school in your underwear. The more I know about men, the more I admire dogs. A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. I like children... fried. For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain. I used to have a handle on life, then it broke. At first I thought he was walking his dog. Then I realized, it was his date. We used to play spin the bottle when I was a kid. A girl would spin the bottle and if it pointed to you when it stopped, the girl could either kiss you or give you a dime. By the time I was 14, I owned my own home. You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me! What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free? Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done. "I want to die in my sleep like my great grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car..." "It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you." If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk! "I did not fail two thousand times. I merely found two thousand ways not to make a light bulb."--Thomas Alva Edison "Dream like you'll live forever, live like you'll die today." “The easiest way to become instantly pretty is to smile.” “It’s not having what you want. It’s wanting what you’ve got” – Sheryl Crow “It’s nice to be important, but it’s more important to be nice.” “Some heads are meant to carry brains; others just hold hats.” “Remember that the word TRIUMPH is a little UMPH added to TRY.” "Evil beware, we have waffles." -Raven, Teen Titans "What do you mean I'm not brave in bed!" -Harry Potter, Order of the Phoenix "You're the nasty egg people who stole all my waffles!"-Cybrog, Teen Titans “Harry? But you died! James and Lily! Your alive! How? What? Who? Did you say Lord?” His confusion was silenced as Ginny leant over and hit him on the head with a copy of the Daily Prophet. “You would do best to remember that James Potter did not raise young Harry, as he was suffering from the all-too-common ailment known as death. (FF.net: A Change in Perspective: Sticks and Stones by RamielR) "Yes, well, let's go to Herbology, shall we?" “You must not for one instant give up the effort to build new lives for yourselves. Creativity means to push open the heavy groaning doorway to life. This is not an easy struggle. Indeed, it may be the most difficult task in the world, for opening the door to your own life is, in the end, more difficult than opening the doors to the mysteries of the universe.” “Not all who wander are lost.” Even if it smells like chicken, tastes like chicken, and looks like chicken, if Captain Morgan says it's pork, then its pork. -6Sh00t3r's signture, from deviantart.com “Change is inevitable. Growth is optional.” “I think, therefore I’m dangerous.” “I suppose you can’t have everything, though my instinctive response to this is always ‘why not?’” “Be yourself; everyone else is taken!” “It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.” – André Gide (In a store) “Any child left unattended will be given an espresso and a free puppy.” “The thing about falling in love is that if you do it right you never have to hit the ground.” – Kendall Lepitzki "There isn't a person alive who doesn't carry scars on his heart. If there was, he would be a shallow soul, indeed."—Hiei “Do you have any allergies?” he asked. Chandler: You know what's weird? Donald Duck never wore pants. But whenever he's getting out of the shower, he always put a towel around his waist. I mean, what is that about? Rachel: Yes, I'd like to order a large pizza. Monica: What happened? Rachel: Okay, you'd tell me the truth, right? Chandler: You're right. I have no excuses. I was totally over the line. Ross: Monica categorizes her towels. How many categories are there? Rachel: Joey... Why is there a book in the freezer? "I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better." - A. J. Liebling "I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters." - Frank Lloyd Wright "Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse." Thomas Szasz "Public speaking is the art of diluting a two minute speech with a two hour vocabulary." - Evan Esar "I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." - Thomas Alva Edison "I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx "We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time." - Vince Lombardi Ron: "...from now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'die, Ron, die,' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong." Ron:"Well, I don't know how to break this to you, but I think they might have noticed we broke into Gringotts." Harry: "Brilliant! It's Potions last thing on Friday! Snape won't have the time to poison us all!" Harry:(talking about his aunt and uncle) "Proud?" said Harry. "Are you crazy? All those times I could've died, and I didn't manage it? They'll be furious..." Harry: "Warrington's aim's so pathetic I'd be more worried if he was aiming for the person next to me." Please don't throw your cigarette butts on the ground - the cockroachs are getting cancer Next time you think you're perfect, try walking on water How many letters in the alphabet? 18. Because ET went home on a UFO and the FBI went after him. Dejamoo. The feeling you've heard this bullshit before. "I think I am, therefore, I am. I think." ~ George Carlin "Tell a man there are 300 Billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure." ~ Jarger "Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot." ~ unknown "You laugh at me because I'm strange I laugh at you because your stupid!" ~ unknown “I just noticed that you are actually an attractive woman. Sorry it took me over a month to notice, but it’s just not that obvious.” ~ Velf in Indebted "Behind every great man there's a woman rolling her eyes." - Bruce Almighty "Me? I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest one you need to watch out for because you can never predict when they're gonna do something incredibly... stupid." - Jack Sparrow - PotC "In order to have a rainbow, you need both rain and sun."One Of My Friend Tori's Metapheors. Lil Bro: They stole our shower! Orenda: Mom! Mom! Hit the bicyclist! She's worth three hundred points! And if you steal her bike you get another 150! A doctor walking past: (in a sing-song voice) I'm smarter than pe-ople. Stupid Racist People... A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. She was drinking at a party "Honey do you need a ride" "I've got to leave right now Unaware she'd been drinking, The alcohol took over her She ran all of the stop lights But out of nowhere, came a car She woke up laying on the ground With dread, she saw the other car But when she saw the body Forget - Not Mine Forget his name, forget his face, Forget you cried all night long, Forget you memorized the way he walked. Forget the thrills when he said, "Hi!" Forget you saw him yesterday. Forget the times that went so fast. Forget the past that I once knew. Unspoken love She'd known him her entire life Forever hoped to have him here Perfect chances passed her by Now at his grave she softly cries Not Mine Time to move on One night a guy and a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them Her dad was a drunk She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrust the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad For every child who cries at night -Anonymous Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school I went to a birthday party I felt proud of myelf, I knew I made a healthy choice I got into my own car, Now I'm lying on the pavement. My own blood is all around me, I'm sure the guy had no idea, So why do people do it, To my sister not to be afraid, Someone should have taught him My breath is getting shorter, I wish that you could hold me, Mom, Drinking and Driving - MAKE IT STOP!! W e W e r e G i v e n T w o H a n d s T o H o l d T w o L e g s T o W a l k T w o E y e s T o S e e T w o E a r s T o L i s t e n B u t W h y O n l y O n e H e a r t ? B e c a u s e T h e O t h e r O n e W a s G i v e n T o S o m e o n e F o r U s T o F i n d Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. 'Before you take the life of your baby, really consider all your option. Would you rather be fat for a while, or kill your child? If you're against abortion, re-post this (I understand abortion where cases of rape and/or the mother’s health is severely compromised. I just don’t like it when people use it as a form of birth control. Keep your damn legs shut or use a condom if you’re one of those people.) YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!) You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?') After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!) You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (once a key actually fell off!) Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions) Advice That Guys Should Take... It's True WHEN SHE ACTS SHY WHEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS WHEN SHE KICKS & PUNCHES WHEN SHE IS SILENT WHEN SHE IGNORES YOU WHEN SHE PULLS AWAY WHEN YOU SEE HER AT HER WORST WHEN SHE SAYS NOTHING IS WRONG WHEN SHE SCREAMS AT YOU WHEN YOU SEE HER WALKING WHEN SHE'S SCARED!! WHEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER WHILE SHE HOLDS YOUR HANDS ADVICE FOR ALL YOU LOVE-STRUCK GUYS OUT THERE!! "Tell her how you admire her when she's upset, hold her tight. Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with. Play with her hair. Pick her up, tickle her, and wrestle with her. Just talk to her. Tell her jokes. Bring her flowers just because. Hold her hand and run. Just hold her hand. Let her fall asleep in your arms. Tell her she looks beautiful. Look into her eyes and smile. Kiss her on the forehead. Kiss her in the rain. If you want to be with her... 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If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile "If the world was going to hell in a handbasket, I'd sit in the basket, eating some sandwiches, and enjoying the ride."- Anonymous Writers Block Victim . If you agree or just like the quote copy paste to your profile. (I think I'd like to see this on a teeshirt. For those of us who aren't satisfied by 'If hell froze over, I'd ski there too.") If you like animals give one a home if you can. If you all ready have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile. I hate pop-ups. 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DORMITORY: PRESBYTERIAN: ASTRONOMER: DESPERATION: THE EYES: THE MORSE CODE: SLOT MACHINES: ANIMOSITY: ELECTION - RESULTS: SNOOZE ALARMS: A DECIMAL POINT: THE EARTHQUAKES: ELEVEN PLUS TWO: AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE: MOTHER-IN-LAW: Yep! Someone has waaaaaaaaaaay too much time on their hands! (Probably a son-in-law). Bet your friends haven't seen this one!! You know you're living in 2007 when . . . . . . . 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is 6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see 7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have 10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your 11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : ) 12 You're reading this and nodding and laughing. 13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward 14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list. 15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 AND NOW, YOU ARE LAUGHING at yourself. If you fell for this trick, copy this into your profile You know you live in 2007 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did If you can read this message, you are blessed I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty Girls Oh and I like alot of music. I'm moody and Random and my favorite things depend on my mood Now you can read my stories. Go on shoo. | |||||||||
1. 52 pickup lines that will NOT get you a date » reviewsSirius finally decides to help James get Lily by giving him 52 pick-up lines, all of which fail. Horribly. Suggestions welcome, R&R!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,868 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 7-4-09 - Published: 6-22-09 - Lily Evans P. & James P.2. Lost Boys reviewsIf you have read DH then you know who the lost boys of Hogwarts are. Rated for one swear word. This was my first story, but I went over it again and changed a few things.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-18-07 - Harry P. & Tom R. Jr. - Complete
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