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UPDATE -- 8.30.09 -- SO! School has started so my writing will slow down (a.k.a. REALLY slow) and I just started a Red-X/Starfire oneshot series!

UPDATE -- 1.17.10 -- Hm...I'm slowly working on my Red-X fic...I love Red-X. He is probably my...third? favorite character in Teen Titans (second to Jinx and KF, who are tied first...then Starfire in second, oddly BB and Raven tied for third, Argent, Blackfire, Cheshire, Jericho and Kole tied for fourth, Robin, Hot Spot and Cyborg tied for fifth...and the list can go on and on...)

S T A T U S :

Name: Misty (but since YOU'RE oh-so-special, you can also call me Juliet)

Gender: Hm...well, last time I checked, I had boobs, so...

Age: Teen

Main ship/OTP: Kid Flash/Jinx (Teen Titans)

Favorite genre: Romance

I don't own anything in my stories. Everything belongs to their original and rightful owners.

13 things that I need to tell you before you even dream of reading any of my written work:

1 -- I LOVE the color PINK. I'm a girly-girl and I swear I'll MURDER anyone who claims they're "oh-so-gothic" and "hates PREPZ!!1!!one!!STFUBITCH!!

2 -- I hate 90 of all ROBIN/RAVEN stories EVER written. Should I explain? Probably. Will I though? Nope. Why? Because chances are, you won't listen to me anyway. Anyone who knows be well enough should know why I can't stand the epic true lurve between the two love bwirdz...yippee.

3 -- Kid Flash and Jinx FTW! Don't like? Well that's not my problem.

4 -- The pretty girl doesn't always win. Don't make me prove it to you. It'll be a helluva mess for me to clean up...

5 -- You aren't really "goth." I don't care if you're wearing black, brood about how sucky you think your life is, listen to "dark" music and have this "demon" inside you that you try to control. The only gothic thing I like is the architecture. Every other "goth" I've met is a pity-seeking bitch. What about the creepy people under the stairs? What about the creepy people under the stairs?? Start calling them "dark and distant." It probably describes them better.

6 -- "Bizarre," "probably," "shindig," "sodding," "legit," "legal," "bloody," and "epic" are my favorite words in the English language.

7 -- I love using the words "sodding" and "bloody" because they're just amazing words and are good substitutes for actually swear words when you're around your parents.

8 -- I love cooking shows. My favorite show on T.V. is Food Network (which isn't really a show, but still...)

9 -- I can't stand little kids...or the response "you were a little kid once!" So don't use it.

10 -- One day I'll be a rich bitch. End of story. (But first, I must get into Harvard and live on Ramen for a while for before that...)

11 -- I'm a sarcastic, wise-ass, somewhat vain, vindictive, semi-revenge-seeking girl. That likes pink...and Italian food.

12 -- My friends are my life. I also have a full scale A-Z plan on the collages I'll apply to.

13 -- I'm a very blunt person. If you shirt if the ugliest thing I've ever seen, I'll tell you.

BONUS: I read a lot, I like the city better than the country, I like being bold, and suicide letters are a waste of time. If you are going to kill yourself (which I hope you don't) just do it. (Dramatic exits are for people who really want attention and legit drama queens and theater preformers.)

Teen Titans - My opinions (Like anyone would actually care about them, but hey! Who knows?)

Robin - I personally think he's pretty neat. He's smart, serious and caring...ish. Gah. I just get mad when he treats his team (mostly Starfire though) badly and acts like an obsessive jerk. But the guy's only human just like the rest of us. He does not call Raven "Rae" because only Starfire has a nickname. Not even Beast Boy or Cyborg (okay, maybe Cyborg does, but who WOULDN'T call Cyborg "Cy"?)

Starfire - Four words: Bash. Her. And. DIE! Starfire is not some bitchy, whiny, stupid, shallow, vindictive slut that is trying to take Robin away from Raven. She is NOT "too stupid" or naive for Robin. And HE on the other hand is NOT "too dark" for her. Long story short: Starfire rocks. Period.

Raven - Is not emo, a cutter, weepy over the "dramstic loss of her ZOMG EPIC TRU LUV!!11!!one!!" or THE ONLY CHARACTER IN THE SHOW! She and Starfire and BEST FREAKING FRIENDS! not bitter enemies. Raven does not weep, cut herself, blush easily, wear make-up and dresses willingly or easily, or just fall in love with anyone right off the bat. Not with Robin, or Beast Boy or anyone at all.

Beast Boy - Is actually smarter than he looks, and is not too stupid for Raven. Deal. He and Raven are very alike in many ways and he is indeed very worthy of her affections.

Cyborg - Needs love. I must sound like a hypocrite because I've never written anything Cy-centric, but I still know he exsists and I always try to make sure that he's just not "fixing his baby" 24/7

Terra - WAS NOT MEANT TO BE A TITAN! SHE DESERVES A NORMAL LIFE! DANGIT!

Jinx - Not Jynx, or Jinks. Jinx! J-I-N-X! JINX! Watch "Lightspeed" and you'll hear her and Madame Rouge talking. At one point, Madame Rouge will ask, "What was your name?" And Jinx will reply, "It's Jinx, J-I-N-X!" I swear, if I see another TT story with Jynx in it...

Robin/Raven - Honestly, I personally think that no one, almost absolutely NO ONE can write the Robin/Raven ship. Period. Your average Rob/Rae writer will drastically demonize Starfire's character into a bitchy, whiny, Robin-stealing whore, make Terra magically return so Beast Boy will be out of the picture and pretend Cyborg never exsisted. They are too dark for EACH OTHER with their similarities PUSHING THEM AWAY. They will drown in their darkness. They both need LIGHT in their lives which Starfire and Beast Boy give to both of them.

Yaoi/Yuri - I actually LIKE slash. Go ahead, call me sick, gross, perverted, or disgusting. I just believe that ALL LOVE IS TRUE LOVE! No matter WHAT the gender is.

OC's - Okay, I am a guilty OC-owner. And I'm pretty sure they're all Mary-Sues, but I've made sure to avoid all other OC creations. However, any summaries that say something among the lines of: "A mysterious girl named Dazzlemoonlovefire comes to the tower and is Starfire's sister! RobxOC NOT A MARY SUE!" read and be ready to laugh like mad.

My ranting is done...for now.

Story Info (All Teen Titans):

Works In Progress (WIP):

That's What Friends Are For - A whole bunch of drabbles about various friendships.

Reality Check: Starting The Game - A Teen Titans AU story:Dick and the gang encounter their freahman year at high school and a couple new friends.

Shall We Dance? - Summary:
Slade's back, so Robin shuts himself in his office and doesn't have time for anyone. Not even Starfire. So when Starfire gets into ballroom dancing, she goes to Speedy for help, and Robin suddenly wants her back. Thing is, Starfire can't decide: her best friend, or her newest one? RobxStarxSpeedy

Heroes & Theives - An AU Rae/Star friendship story: Rachelle and Kory are best friends forever, but how long will that be when fate has other plans that will put their friendship to the ultimate test.

Velvetta Kisses - A Red-X/Starfire oneshot series.

Shall We Dance is currently on deviantART. I will post it here on fanfiction, but for now, it'll remain on dA.

Stories To Come (STC) not all up here:

Reality Check: Easier Said Than Done (Reality Check 2)
Reality Check: Fanning The Flames (Reality Check 3)
Reality Check: Eye to Eye (Reality Check 4)

Favorite quotes I've found all over the place-

Reeses Pieces, Coco Puff, mess with me; I’ll fuck you up.

One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

A good friend will say, "If you fall, I'll help you up." A best frined will say, "If you fall, I'm going to laugh so hard."

A good friend will call you on your brithday and wish you the best. A best friend will call and say, "You will die in seven days."

Everything will be okay in the end. If it's not okay, then it's not the end.

A friend will visit you if you're in jail. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be in the cell sitting next to you and say, "Dude! That was AWESOME! Let's do that again!"

If practice makes perfect and no one's perfect, why practice?

I called your brother gay and he hit me with his purse!

Even though I'm just a girl, I'm stronger and independant and believe me, I'll never be an angel...and you can't hold me down.

I'm nobody. Nobody's perfect; therefore, I'm perfect.

Saw it. Wanted it. Threw a fit. Got it.

A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until she's in hot water.

You remind me of my husband execpt you're not buried in the backyard.

That's "Queen Bitch" to you.

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

The statistics on insanity are that 1 of every 4 people has some kind of mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

My imaginary friend thinks that you have serious problems.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.

The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid

If you can't laugh at yourself make fun of other people.

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care.

When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape.

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

A friend's love says: "If you need anything, I'll be there." True loves says: "You'll never need anything; I'll be there."

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Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good, but
easy to get. So, the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're AMAZING. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.