HI!!

To all those randomers out there who are freaks, psychopaths, weird (in a good way) and strange or simply stalkers (screams)...who are you what do you want? or the ordinary people...(i classify myself as a freak, weird and strange, one of my best friends as a strange, weird, freaky psychopath who is cool...and crazy...)

I can't be bothered to tell u my real name but my friends call me the Devil child...dont ask me why?? looks confused

My fave books are: Twilight saga, Noughts and Crosses, Maximum Ride, Alex Rider, young Bond, the Roman mystery series by Caroline Lawrance (though they're just a tad strange), Harry Potter...the list goes on for a while...

My fave movies are: ...a lot of them =

yeah and that's all u need to know about me.,..i think (unless u r a stalker in which case u dont need to know anything about me..)

random copy and paste stuff some of which i stole from my friend, Tia!! (love u !) though she did give me permission i think??

Friendship is very important to me. These are my favourite friendship quote things. Feel free to copy and paste any:

1.) To the world you may just be one person. But to one person you may be the world.

2.) Many people will walk in and out of your life but only true friends will leave footprints on your heart.

3.) Friendship created in a moment can last longer than a lifetime.

5.) Friendship is the only true cement that will ever hold your life together.

4.) A single rose can be my garden...a single friend, my world.

6.) Finding a friend is like finding treasure only better.

7.) What is a best friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies.

8.) Tell me your friends and i'll tell you who you are.

9.) The only way to have a friend is to be one.

10.) A true friend thinks of you when all others are thinking of themselves.

11.) A true friend takes away your burden instead of sharing it.

12.) Some people make the world more special just by being in it.

13.) Friends are like chocolate, they lift you up when your sad and are always there when you need them.

14.) If you have one true friend you have more than you share.

15.) Friendship bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things..friendship never ends.

16.) A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

17.) A joy shared a joy doubled.

18.) When they are real, friendships are not glass threads or frost-work, but the solidest thing we know.

19.) Friendship is love with understanding.

20.) Nothing is worth more than friendship.

21.) Friendship is love without the fire.

22.) A friend is someone who understands you past, believes in your future and accepts you today just the way you are.

Try this it's actually a bit weird..but cool!

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
-I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile!

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them that it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list:

Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Bookworm-Booklover, Jasper's Fangirl, Kyo Rox My Sox, bellard, xshimpyx, XxiceflamexX...

CORN MUFFINS!. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. (I...! Wait, hang on...It's coming...I swear...WAIT!! No, that's not it...Don't leave, I'll get it...Crap.)

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile. (Edward...Edward...Twilight...EDWARD!!)

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others..

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile. (Ha ha...Ok, it's not funny. STOP LAUGHING!! Ha ha...)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile ( I'm supposed to be doing homework...oh well!)

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people mistake you for a vampire (cough cough or you are one cough cough)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. (yeah, i did that in PE and whacked my head on the wall =P

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (Where is the spoon? Oh, it's in my hand. Did-er-der!)

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile ( Me: So, anyway...Uhhhh...What were we talking about? Tia: Uh...I don't know...)

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile. ( Yayyy!!)

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

AACD is Addicted to All Cullens Disorder.

AV is Addicted to Vampires

98 of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels. (lol)

If you've ever been in love with a fictional character put this on your profile (sirius black, edward cullen, finn ect sigh why don't they ever notice me? Oh yeah, cos they're not real!)

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile! (If we could solve wars with rock paper scissors, everyone would love each other...)

If you think that losers hate/don't get/never read Twilight, copy this into your profile.

If when you have a boy, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile. (Or Emmett, Jasper, or Carlisle!)

If when you have a girl, you'd consider naming her Isabella/bella, copy this into your profile. (Or Alice or Rosalie)

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. (Yeah huh...)

If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.(-busy reading it...AGAIN)

if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile (Poke.)

if you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile (-Still Reading...)

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I'm in the process of un-copying and un-pasting this right now...)

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. (Who hasnt?)

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. (it's when moosy comes out :PP)

If you have no idea who moosy is (sad, sad person) copy this onto your profile.

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile. (Meaniebutty animal haters)

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile. (I speak PIG latin, SO HA HA HA!)

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. Copy and paste this into your profile (Go Eddy!)

You know you live in the 21st century when:

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

I am a random crazy person and write strange and wierd stories...

u can stop reading now...