Yes, hello. I am FireLadyM, and I am glad you are here at my profile page. Not at all sure how you got here or why you're here in the first place, but, hey, at least you're here, right?

Yeah.

Okay, I am an obsessive Harry Potter fan, a Heroes fan, a Pushing Daisies fan, a House MD fan, a Ghost Whisperer fan, A Psych fan, a Doctor Who fan, a Death Note fan. God, the list is endless. Fanfictions Currently working on:

We Could Be Heroes, Hellsing.

Survivor: Fangirl Edition, Fandoms.

Nameless Silent Hill story.

Instinct, Twilight.

I stole this from Arbiterai Knight, aka, Hal.

Make a list of ten characters. The first five should be male, the last five should be female.

1. Edward Cullen

2. Leon Kennedy

3. Carlisle

4. Anderson

5. James from SH.

6. Gypsy woman from Twilight fanfic

7. Seras Victoria

8. Nemesis

9. Elle Bishop

10. Barry and his sandwich.

Now for the questions...

1) 1(Eddiepus) and 6(Gypsy woman) are making out. 9(Elle) sees them, what is her reaction?

Elle: 0_o -scarred for life-

Ed: What? I like 'em old, wrinkly and smelling of tuna fish. That's why I went for Bella.

2) What is a good shipping name for a 4(Anderson) and 9(Elle) pairing?

Uhm... Iscariot Lightning?

3) 4(Anderson), 10(Barry and teh sandwich), 5(James), and 6(Gypsy) are invited to 7's(Seras) home for a party. What happens?

Seras: 0_o How the bloody hell 'd you all get here?

James: -blink-

Gypsy: WTF BITCH! -backhands Seras-

Barry: -making out with teh Sandwich in teh corner- (Me: OxO)

4) 2(Leon) and 6(Gyspy) are dancing. What happens when 4(Anderson) sees them?

Anderson: -scarred for life-

Leon: -being forced to dance- Eeeeehhhh.

5) What is a good shipping name for a 8(nemesis) and 3(Carlisle) pairing?

I-feel-really-bad-for-the-hot-vampire-doctor shipping?

6) 10(Barry & teh sandwich) has a birthday, and invites 2(Leon), 7(Seras), 6(Gypsy), and 9(Elle) to her party. What kind of chaos ensues?

Elle: I don't even know you guys!

Leon: -hitting on Seras and Elle- Hey, how 'you doin'?

7) 5(James) and 7(Seras) go to a day camp. What happens?

Many things. Most of which I am not allowed to talk about because the mob has sworn me to secrecy.

8) 4(Anderson), 1(Ed), 9(Elle), and 7(Seras) go to school for one day. What did they learn?

Anderson: Ach. Ah'm surrounded by women. And homosexuals.

9) What is a good shipping name for a 2(Leon) and 7(Seras) pairing?

Agentshipping!

10) Everyone goes after 10(Barry and Teh Sandwich). Does he have a chance?

Uhm... The sandwich has Chuck Norris with her.. him.. It... Lol.

11) Everyone goes after 3(Carlisle). Does he have a chance?

Hell yes.

Even against Chuck Norris.

But I dunno 'bout any non-sparkly vampires.

Or Paladins.

12) 5(James) throws a pear at 1(Ed). What happens?

ED: -flails and screams like a woman-

James: -blink- Did I kill it?

13) What do they all do when they're not part of this quiz?

James is in therapy.

Ed is in vegas with nemesis, they run a peep show together. (Lol.)

Barry and His Sandwich eloped to vegas.

Carlisle is trying to escape from me.. I mean, we're plannin our wedding as soon as that ice bitch Esme is out of the way.

Leon's running a salon.

Seras is running from guys.

Anderson is looking bored.

As usual.

the Gypsy died of aids a year ago.

Elle is also in therapy.

Yeah.

Make a list of ten characters. The first five should be male, the last five should be female.

1. Artemis Fowl

2. Pip Bernadotte

3. Wesker.

4. Anderson

5. James Potter I

6. Nemesis

7. Britney Spears

8. Hal

9. Myself

10. Dahlia Gillespie, aka Alessa's mom.

Now for the questions...

1) 1(Arty) and 6(Nemesis) are making out. 9(I) sees them, what is her reaction?

Me: 0_o

Arty: -under the mesmer-

Holly: -giggling insnely-

2) What is a good shipping name for a 4(Anderson) and 9(Me) pairing?

Lol, a Fangirl's Dream

3) 4(Anderson), 10(Dahlia), 5(James), and 6(Nemesis) are invited to 7's(Britney's) home for a party. What happens?

Anderson: ...

Dahlia: -in a creepy voice- Welcome!

James: Moony, Pads, Wormy? You guys out there? -freaking out-

Nemmy: Stars?

Britney: -tackles Dahlia- Gimme mah babiiieeess!

Everyone else: 0_o

4) 2(Pip) and 6(Nemesis) are dancing. What happens when 4(Anderson) sees them?

Anderson: -thinks he's hallucinating-

Pip: Help!

Nemesis: -squeezes Pip- Staaarss..

5) What is a good shipping name for a 8(Hal) and 3(Wesker) pairing?

Happy Fangirl.

6) 10(Dahlia) has a birthday, and invites 2(Pip), 7(Britney), 6(Nemmy), and 9(Myself) to her party. What kind of chaos ensues?

Dahlia bakes a cake except it's a fatal cake whose recipe she got from The Master.

Pip is flirting futilely with myself and a slightly boozed-up britney. Nemmy is attempting to sing karaoke.

7) 5(James) and 7(Britney) go to a day camp. What happens?

The Marauders dress up as Brit's entourage.

8) 4(Anderson), 1(Arty), 9(Myself), and 7(Britney) go to school for one day. What did they learn?

Me: Okay, you guys, you can't go on a rampage through the school. Alexander, I'm gonna need you to scare off that creepy stalker kid, so you're my bodyguard. Arty, go to the G&T classroom and go play chess or something with the other genui.

Brit: What can I do?

Me: Go molest the teachers.

9) What is a good shipping name for a 2(Pip) and 7(Britney) pairing?

Run, Frenchy, ruun!

10) Everyone goes after 10(Dahlia). Does she have a chance?

Hel-looo, her daughter is the almighty Baconface!

11) Everyone goes after 3(Wesker). Does he have a chance?

Hell yes.

Even against Chuck Norris.

Cause he's a badass like that.

12) 5(James) throws a pear at 1(Arty). What happens?

James; -snerk- Bloody genius.

Arty: -pulls out Neutrino- Say your prayers, you bloody Brit.

13) What do they all do when they're not part of this quiz?

Arty is going to college already.

Pip died.

Wesker is in my basement recovering from his third degree burns all over his body.

Anderson is a potted plant on my windowsill.

James Potter I is dead.

Nemesis just got married.

Britney Spears is all psycho.

Hal won't reply to my messages!!

Myself is writing this thing.

Dahlia Gillespie, aka Alessa's mom was eated by Ell Gigantor cause she wouldn't date Salazar.

Stole this one from Ginny'snumber1fan

1.Carlisle

2. Alice

3. Charlie

4. Aro

5. james

6. mike

7. laurent

8. esme

9. jacob

10. Emmett

11. leah

12. Jasper

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

No.. Lol, Leah/Mike.

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

...I'm not even going to answer that.

3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

Jasper/Esme?

Lol, I'd so ship that. Jasperpus Rex.

4) Do you recall any fics about nine?

One that somebody wroter that was am mpreg and it was edward/jacob. 0_o

5) Would two and six make a good couple?

Lol, Alice, mike?

No.

6) Five/Nine or five/ten?

James/Jacob? 0_o

James/Emmett?

No..

7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve having sex?

Lol. Seeing as Alice/jasper is canon.. uhm.. I really don't know..

Random threesome?

xD

8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.

Charlie/Emmett?

Charlie goes up to Cullen Manor to find Bella. Only Emmett's home and Charlie's feeling a bit bicurious.

xD

9) Is there any thing as one/eight fluff?

Ohshi--

Yes.

And I hate it.

xD

10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic

Laurent/Jasper

Uhm..

It's always the quiet ones.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to de-flower one?

Aro.. Carlisle...?

Uhm...

I really don't know...

RAPE!

12) Does anyone on your friends list read three?

Charlie..?

Ink..? Maybe? Naaah..

13) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven?

I don't think so...

Nopes.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?

alice/aro/james.

CG might, xD

Actually, I might...

Lol.

15)What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?

Emmett.

"I'm your monkey maaan."

0_o

-shudders-

16)If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would you use?

Esme.

What's that song called?

Hold on, lemme look it up.

'I'm a bitch' by Alanis Morrisette.

17) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Carlisle/Mike/Jasper.

Major ooc, some rape, some gore, lots and lots of flying pancakes.

18) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

Emmett, Alice.

'Rosalie's really a man. I like your hair. Let's fuck.'

The line "Confused yet?" is my slogan. News.

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http://www.fictionpress.com/~thefamousfireladym

Read my freaking stories!

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Yeah, so, uh, now you know a little bit about me, here's some more info.

I live in a little town called Middle Of Nowhere, UT. Although I live in Mink Farm country, I am a city girl through and through. I am learning how to speak Japanese. I can already speak fluent Spanish, French and I am also fluent in American Sign Language. I have a youtube channel. (Don't ask.) I am a native-born American (not a native american.), but I am Italian-English-Swedish-German. Yeah. I have two other siblings. My sister has an account on here, and my brother makes movies. (Yeah, a movie director.) I am going to be a psychologist. Both are younger than eighteen. Although I sound rather mature, I am actually younger than eighteen myself. (Fourteen Years old to be precise)

Pairings I support:

Zutara. (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

Cladam. (heroes)

Petrellicest. (Heck yes, lol.) (Heroes) (Ya'll are probably thinking "wtf?")

Syhindlar. (heroes)

Maphne. (heroes)

Adaphne. (Heroes)

House/Cuddy (House MD.)

Shawn/Jules (Psych)

Also; the Shawn/Jules/Carlton love triangle shipping.

AdamHiro (xD)

Also, I have stumbled across several rather odd pairings that I happen to think are unbelieably adorable. Such as:

Bella/Carlisle. (I know, I dislike Twilight. But Carlisle is hot and therefore must be paired with a very dumb (and irritating) human( Or vampire, if that's the way you go.) to cause angst. )

Ziva/Tony

Tony/Abby

Mcgee/Abby

(NCIS)

Ftw!Leon/gay?Luis (RE4)

James/Heather.

Heather/Vincent

Eileen/Walter

Henry/walter

Henry/eileen

walter/angela (YOU KNOW YOU LIKE IT)

(Silent Hill. xD)

Tigress/Tai Lung. (ftw!Kung Fu Panda.)

Anderson/Seras

Enrico/Integra

Seras/Pip.

(Hellsing)

Other:

Synlet.

(incredibles.. -hides face in shame- xDD) (xDDD It's my one main otp other than E/I, and H/V and, AA/S, and P/S.. xDD)

Rip/Mello! (Lawlz, man-woman/woman-man!)

And that's it. (Until I can think up more..)

My friends on here include:

Arbiterai Knight: (We share Wesker, kthx.)

Ink: (She's the maid of honor at my virtual wedding. xD)

Freedom's Call: She's mah wrock buddeh.)

Ollie Of Free Oxen: (She's my first non-roleplaying buddeh on here.)

xrazalisiousx: (One word: Fromage! xD)

And yeah. There's a few others, but I can't think of 'em. xD

So now you know me well enough to read my stories and review.