If your here your most likely lost but stay a while, I don't bite. (At least not very hard.)

Name: Alexis Joy

Age: Non ya business

Sex: Female

Race: Human...I think

Favourite Colours: Black, Silver, Dark Red, and most Greens.

~Slytherin Rocks!!

~I live in the United States of America, Michigan, ect.

~I'm adopted

~If I could be in any of the houses at Hogwarts it would be (if I could choose) Slytherin.

~ I'm obsessed with Harry Potter, Alex Rider, Naruto, Tokyo Mew Mew, Twilight, Labyrinth, W.i.t.c.h., and Maximum Ride.

~I'm a really bad speller so if you notice any mistakes please tell me.

~ Hot Topic is the best store in the mall!!

~My favorite animals are the Wolf, Hawk, Panther, and Snake.

Sincerely ,

Alexis Joy...

1. Your real name: Alexis

2. Your Nobody Name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): Xelaxis

3. Your Gangsta Name (the first three letters of your name pluss "izzle"): Aleizzle

~OR~

(fav. ice cream flavor, fav. cookie): Mint Anzac

4. Your Detective Name (fav. color and fav. animal): Crimson Wolf

5. Your Soap Opera Name (your middle name and the street you live on): Joy Lee

6. Your Star Wars Name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): Haval

~OR~

(The first 2 letters of your last name, first 4 letters of your first): Haalex

7. Your Super Hero Name (2nd fav. color, fav. drink): Black Venom

8. Your Witness Protection Name (middle names of your parents): Sue Alen

~OR~

(mother's first 2 letters of first name & father's first 2 letters of first name): Boja

9. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Kiki

10. Your Rock Star Name (First pet & current car): Hunney Camery

11. Your "Fly Guy/Girl" Name: (First initial of first name, first three letters of your last name): A-Hav

12. Spy Name (Your favorite season/holiday, flower): Winter Lily

13. Cartoon Name (Favorite fruit, design of clothing you're wearing right now + "ie" or "y"): Banana Massiniy

14. Hippy Name (What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree): Nuts Willow

15. Your Rock Star Tour Name ("The" + Your fav hobby/craft, fav weather element + "Tour"): The Reading Ice Tour

16.Maniac Name: (Favorite character + Adjective that describes you best + 2 or 3 last letters of your country/state): Haydenquitegan

17. Anime Name: (First 3 letters of favorite sound + Last letter of 2nd favorite sound + "ie" or "y" or "ia"): Klukia

My favorite Harry Potter characters are...

...Harry Potter...Severus Snape...Tom M. Riddle/Voldemort...Lucius, Draco, and Narcissa Malfoy...Helga Hufflepuff, Rowena Ravenclaw, Godric Gryffindor, and Salazar Slytherin...Charlie, Bill, Red, and George Weasley...Proff. Sprout and Flitwick...Poppy Pomphrey...Neville Longbottom...Luna Lovegood...Remus Lupin...Fawkes, Basilisk, Nagini, and Hedwig...Ollivander...Fleur and Gabrielle Delacour

My favorite Alex Rider characters are...

...Alex Rider...John Rider...Ian Rider...Yassen Gregorovitch...K-Unit/ Wolf, Snake, Fox, and Eagle...Smithers...Jack Starbright

My favorite Naruto characters are...

...Naruto Uzumaki...Akamaru...Anko M...Asuma S...Chouji A...Deidara...Gaara...Gai M...Genma S ...Haku...Ebisu...Hinata and Neji H...Ibiki M...Inari...Iruka U...Itachi U...Jairaya...Kakashi H...Kankuro...Kiba I ...Kisame H...Konohamaru...Kurenai...Kyuubi...Lee R...Moegi...Pakkun...Pein...Shikamaru N...Shino A ...Shizune...Tamari...Tenten...Tobi...Tsunade...Tsunami...Udon...Yamato...Zabuza M.

My favorite Twilight characters are...

...Edward...Bella...Alice...Rosalie...Emmett...Jasper...Esme...Carlisle...Jacob...Victoria...James...Laurent...Leah ...Quil...Sam...Embry...Emily...Angela

My favorite Tokyo Mew Mew characters are...

...Ichigo...Keiichiro...Kishu...Lettuce...Minto...Pie...Purin...Ryou...Tart...Zakuro

My favorite Labyrinth characters are...

...Jareth...Sarah...Ludo...Sir Didymus...Hoggle...Ambrosious...Fiery

My favorite Maximum Ride characters are...

...Maximum Ride...Total...Angle...Fang...Gazzy...Iggy...Nudge...Ella

My favorite Tamora Pierce characters are...

...Kel...Alanna...George C...Ally C ...Raoul...Buri...Thayet...Daine...Numair...Onua...Tris...Sandry...Daja...Briar...Rosthorn...Lark...Niko

Some of my favorite sayings or quotes...

"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target."-??

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police."-??

"Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?"-??

"The voices in my head tell me that you're all crazy to think that I need therapy."-??

"They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?"-??

"I hear voices and they don't like you."-??

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.-??

"Some people are alive because it's illegal to kill them."-??

(Sign shown in a non-smoking zone) "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

"I am accustomed to sleep and in my dreams to imagine the same things that lunatics imagine when awake."-??

"There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead."-??

"The whole world is going to hell, and I'm driving the bus!"-??

"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law."-??

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you tomatoes, make bloody-marys. When life gives you machine guns, NOW it's telling you something."-??

"If your phone lines are down please call your operator."-??

"I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me."-??

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."-??

"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to have made it worth your while."-??

"If mathematically you end up with the wrong answer try multiplying by the page number."-??

"Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them as much."-??

"Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them."-??

"I don't have a problem with you. It's just certain personality traits of yours that I loath."-Lessira

"Thank you very much for telling the whole world Lex. Now, sit still so I can kill you."-??

"I may not look like much, but I’m a pro at pretending to be a ninja!"-??

-If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

-If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

-If you have ever had a conversation with your pet, copy this to your profile.

-If you've ever wished the floor would swallow you alive, copy this into your profile

-If you've ever wished that all the staring faces would just disappear, copy this into your profile

-If you've ever looked at the backs of heads that were previously your friends, copy this into your profile

-If you've ever gone so red it feels almost as though you've got a temperature, copy this into your profile

-If you've ever curled up with the nearest soft thing and cried your eyes out, copy this into your profile

--You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling,copy this into your profile.