Working On: Just a Dream (Collaboration w/ Vivadove) (Which will probably never be updated); Twilight on Broadway

"Now I'm going to be emo. -starts stabbing self with rubber spoon- IT'S NOT WORKING." -- Vivadove. Have I mentioned I love her? She's, like, half of me! XD

If these things apply to you then you are a OzHead: From DefyingGravity4Ever, my own comments. :)

When your English teacher told you to think of a simile for green you automatically squealed "Elphie!"(If only my teacher would ask...)

You own a witch hat. (I got rid of mine, and then I got hooked on Wicked. ;-;I do, however, have a cape that I twirl around while singing 'Defying Gravity'.)

You display various witch items around your room. (I have my cape, and I did want to bring in my broomstick but my mom wouldn't let me. -snort-)

Before you reply to anything you think 'what would Elphaba say?' (I just speak, I don't think.)

On Halloween you bought green paint to dress up as Elphaba, then when the paint made you break out in a rash and you had a green tint to your skin for a month you knew it was ok because it was all for Elphaba. (XD That would be just my luck.)

Everyone who knows you knows who everyone in Wicked is, (Elphaba, Galinda, etc.). (My family and my closer friends do... I don't shut up.)

You send various people the Wicked script over email or you print it out. (No, but I do read quotes over and over again online.)

Every fanfiction you write about Wicked is based on your own life cause you consider your self Elphaba. (I enjoy reading FFs too much to write one of my own for Wicked right now, but yes, I consider myself Elphaba with the tragedy of being born looking like Galinda. ;-; I'd rather be green...)

You introduce yourself as 'I am the other (insert position) (insert name) I am beautifully tragic.' (I'm doing that to my friend's boyfriend when I meet him for the first time, now...)

You know exactly what they are talking about in Wickeder from Forbidden Broadway. (Haha, I loooove Forbidden Broadway.)

You brought up your grades because Elphaba's grades are good. (My grades are already high! :P)

You plan to be in Wicked, and if you get there and find that you’re just not good enough then you think that you can move those darn sets. (Yup, I've already sworn I will be in Wicked if it kills me. Preferably as Elphaba, but I'll be a flying monkey if I must...)

You cried when Idina fell. (No, but I did cry when I watched Kristin and Idina perform 'For Good' for the last time. And evertime I listened to 'For Good' after that.)

If you say Kristen, Joel, Leo, Stephanie, Eden etc. everyone knows who you’re talking about and that you don't mean that guy who sits next to you in math. (People who don't know me are coming up to my friends and are like, "She knows Kristin -insert last name of somebody here-, and my friends are just, like, "No...")

You can relate almost anything to Wicked, even if it is distant. (Yup. Vivadove can tell you.)

You find yourself singing I’m Not That Girl, when you feel that you’re just not that girl. (At least once a week)

You can sing Defying Gravity even if you're off key and your voice squeaks. (I'm not that bad, but I'm not good, either. But yeah.)

You have lost your voice singing Defying Gravity. (That would involve my family not threatening me with duct tape first...)

When someone says defy gravity you politely correct them-- it is DefyING Gravity. (Yeah... -sheepish grin-)

You think that Shrek was Elphaba's long lost brother. ("Melena may have lacked morals, but she did have some!" I agree with you on that, DefyingGravity4Ever.)

You debate every year that the school's play should be Wicked, and then when they say they can't do that you fight for Wizard of Oz. (YES!)

You now hate Dorothy. (No, I hate Morrible and the Wizard. Difference. )

While looking for colleges the first one on your list was Shiz. (I'm aware it doesn't exist, but that doesn't stop me from wishing.)

When studying the Salem Witch Trials, you can't stop feeling sorry for Elphaba and then for Galinda and Nessarose (To an extent for Nessa, but yes. )

You spend hours thinking about what ever happened to the Witch of the South. (I KNOW! It's so random that she doesn't exist... but if you read the book, there isn't anything down there to lord over. OOO! CAN I BE THE WICKED WITCH OF THE SOUTH!?)

You find it hard to see Idina, Stephanie, Eden etc. without the green makeup. (Why stop being green if you look good that way? XD Kerry is prettier green, actually.)

When you get in a fight with some of your peers you scream, "Life is painless when your brainless!" (XD My crush and I were arguing, and I go, "You're so brainless!" "I'm offended." "That should be a compliment." I was too lazy to explain my Fiyeraba logic to him...)

Every time you see a goat you think, if the goat could have talked once like Dr. Dillamond. (Especially since I work at a goat farm. XD Columbus, can't you talk?)

You talk to your pet due to suspicion that it might be an Animal in hiding. ("My guinea pigs are definitely hiding something..." Note to self: PM DefyingGravity4Ever. We have too much in common.)

The background on your computer is the Wicked, Defy Gravity scene. (Actually, mine is the cornfield scene right now... close enough.)

Your ringtone is a Wicked song. (It won't let me buy Wicked ring tones, it's not an option! ;-;)

You told that girl that you would make her pop-u-lar but then she was like "Freak". (That's my friend's theme song after she tried to give me a makeover. :P)

You are possessive of Wicked and you get angry when the mean evil Galinda's say they've seen it. (My grandma saw it with the original cast, but I wasn't into Wicked at the time... I was ready to kill her when I found out.)

You call the mean rich people, Galinda and Fiyeros. (No, I call them the Morribles and the Wizards. Stupid spoiled brats thinking they can control the world. Besides, Fiyero's cute...)

You started pointing and screaming at the TV when the paper in Men in Black says ...defies gravity... (I SEE NO BROOMSTICK!)

You downloaded the wallpaper on wickedthemusical.com it is currently your wallpaper. (No, I have a fanmade one, it's prettier.)

The only thing thing on your Christmas list was,"Just go to Wickedthemusical.com and click on merchandise."(Nah, I want books. That's my birthday.)

You have randomly written a long letter to someone explaining how Elphaba and Nessarose got their names. (No, my mom got that spiel. And tried to kill me.)

A teacher has been talking about The Wizard of Oz, and when they say 'Winkies', you explain to them that they're being politically incorrect. (I try to explain the difference between Munchkins and Munchkinlanders that's in my mind... nobody gets it.)

You spend hours thinking about how Elphaba is jealous of everyone and the color of jealousy is GREEN! (No, I think everybody should be jealous of her because she is green. HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE!? -is shot-)

You're laughing at this because you know that it is true! (-scoffs- No it's not. :P)