Hello people out there! I'm Chocofreakazoid and I'm just a normal fanficer (nice made-up word isn't it?) like you (at least, I THINK, you write fanfics... or at least read them). Things I will let you know. My real name is Nawal (rhymes with "wall" XD) I am a cynical and sarcastic 16 year old girl obsessed with perfection. I live in Lala-Land, Canada where I sit and dream about chocolate all day. Okay... maybe the "Lala-Land" part is a lie. XD I'm sorry I haven't updated my stories for some time but I've got a mountain of homework so academics must come first SIGH!

Anyways, as you've probably noticed from my fanfiction, I am a HUGE Harry Potter fan! I LOVE the books, the movies are decent and JKR is a genius for creating the story I love most. My second fav book at this moment in time happens to be Eragon (although Brisingr was kind of a let down in some ways). I recommend Dan Brown (I'm Muslim - NO I'm not a terrorist - but I found the books intriguing), Stephen King, Shakespeare and many more. I also read manga/watch anime (I started recently).

Despite the fact that I have written Twilight fanfiction, I don't really like the series anymore. The books are very poorly written (after reading the series a second time, I realized just how bad they are) and too superficial. I'm tired of the screaming fangirls. Plus, it was the worst movie I have ever seen in my entire life. Now, this is my opinion and I am exercising my freedom of speech when I write this. Spam me with hatemail if you will, but I'll just get a good laugh out of it.

Stories:

Chapter Fics:

Harry Potter and the Beginning of the End- I started writing a post DH story, that happens before the epilogue, about what to Harry and our other favourite characters in the series. It's been on hold as I love writing one-shots but if you want me to continue writing it, let me know. I was disappointed at the lack of interest when the fifth chapter came out.

It's Over- This story is basically written from the POV of different characters about what they do when exams are finished. I was really interested in this idea mainly because my first high school exams were over. For most of the characters so far, it's taking place during the fifth year. This is what I think would have happened. Not what actually occurred.

Draco's Dilemma- I noticed how so many girls seem to like Draco Malfoy and pair him to girls he isn't good enough for. This humorous story is about how Draco reacts when he finds out he has A STALKER!? Yes, Draco's admirers aren't content with being just admirers anymore... The second chapter is in Pansy Parkinson's perspective. Walk in her shoes, see how her view of the situation is similar and how it's different! I'd love it if you guys could review because it makes me happy :) THIRD CHAPTER IS UP! WOOT! It's in Jenny the Stalkers POV and does quite a bit of explaining.

A Stupid, Messed Up Parody - I am so very tired of seeing people make the same mistakes over and over. 'Ginny' being shortened to 'Gin', all the Draco-crazed fangirls believing his eyes are blue... So I mixed all my pet peeves into a parody. The Sues, OOC characters, messed-up pairings and one of the most random fics I've ever written and you'll probably read. FOURTH CHAPTER IS UP!! PARTY!! Planning a fifth chapter as you read this. Read and review people, read and review.

Link to "Beauty and the Beast": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5Cvq416zuQ&feature=channel_page
Picture of Princess Peach: http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/characters/images/peach/peach.jpg

One-shots:

Enter Galbatorix- I woke up one morning and thought "Wouldn't it be funny to see what happened if Voldemort met Galbatorix? (I swear that's really how it came to me) So naturally, the idea intrigued me and I decided it was a nice. I hope all those who read it enjoyed. (Because it's about life/death stuff, I did my best to avoid religious arguments by using Heaven and the other place; I had a friend who was Christain and didn't like me using the h word.)

The Rise and Fall- This is a tragic story where Galbatorix kills the Riders leader, Vrael. Eragon did not give many details about his death so I wrote this horrible tale out, how Galbatorix became King and its my first fight scene so I'd really appreciate it if you could review and tell me what I might improve on, whether it is dramatic (that was my goal) and your overall opinion.

Our Gift to You- This story is about Harry and his children planning a surprise for Ginny on Mother's Day. I really wanted to write something fun and warm, something sweet. I mean, the idea of Harry with his loving family and teaming up with his kids to show some affection and appreciation for Ginny fit those characteristics and I just had to write this.

I Want to Write a Love Letter- I noticed how I never wrote anything about Lily and James Potter. How peculiar. Anyways, so I thought, great, new topic, new ideas. Basically, James has NEVER been truly romantic in his life, and cannot express romance to Lily. He tries to write a letter, and just can't do it. So Sirius comes to the rescue and helps him woo Lily.

I've Failed- One of my fanfiction ambitions was to write an unrequited romance story about Lily and Severus. I thought it was an intriguing twist and and explained why Sev hated James beyond reason. So, my first attempt at romance/angst and I pulled it off. Basically Severus finds out about Lily and James' engagement and tried to stop it.

Finality- This story tells of how Toph went to see her parents after the war. She's been missing them for a long time and they must have missed her too. But does it go well? Do her parents finally accept her for who she truly is?

Family Reunion- A fairly short story about Azula. She's been locked up for a good month in a terrible prison when Zuko unexpectedly comes to visit her, accompanied by someone she hasn't seen for years.

Revenge- This story is really just Kate's perspective of Irina's death. She is thirsting for revenge, feeling angry, grieving for her sister. I do not like Twilight anymore, and I merely wrote this because the books were devoid of any tragedy at all.

Something More- I recently watched the anime and read the manga Full Metal Alchemist. And I loved it! So I wrote a romance/humour story about Ed and Winry because they are the sweetest couple in that story!

No Pain No Gain- Um... just read. Summarizing it will destroy the effect I want it to have on the reader, lol.

Another Fanfic (That happens to be someone elses):

I have a really good friend who is a terrific writer (and ironically, my editor) by the name of FanimeScribbler. If YOU like reading random stuff (and/or you are a Bleach fan) it is an absolute MUST to read her fanfic. Look for the title Pikachu I Choose You: A Bleach Fanfic. I myself have never read Bleach but I guarantee that you WILL laugh whether you have a sense of humor or not. Here is a taste of whats going to happen:

What does Pikachu resemble? A mouse? A yellow rat? That's true... hey but, that's beside the point. Yes, Pikachu looks like a rabbit! In short... Rukia finds out about Pokemon and all hell breaks loose (for Ichigo).

Reviews:

If you think my work sucks, I will ignore any reviews you leave unless you have constructive criticism to offer. I won't say no to improvement, even if you flame. Suggestions and corrections are also welcomed. However, if you flame me because I wrote about my favourite couple or you don't like the topic I chose, you're wasting your time.

I will be harsh with horrible fanfics and a blunt with the not-so-great stories. As long as you have proper spelling, no MSN lingo and keep the characters reasonably in character you should be fine. I will point out flaws in your plot- Please do not take offense because of it. And don't be discouraged either.

A "bad review" is NOT when someone tells you what improvements could be made. A bad review looks something like this: U suk bad monky bals, ur horibl writa! That's just pathetic and indicates lack of maturity. Same thing with authors who write this: If you must review, please leave NICE reviews, if you have issues please send a PM. Reviews aren't just praise so deal with it.

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A critic can only review the book he has read, not the one which the writer wrote. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook

Write your first draft with your heart. Re-write with your head. ~From the movie Finding Forrester

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I, Chocofreakazoid, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. I have joined the Review Revolution.

Copy and Paste this into your profile to join the Revolution; because everyone knows how much it sucks when you have 500 hits and 3 reviews...

Couples I Dislike:

Harry/Hermione - Come on people. they're practically brother and sister.

Hermione/Draco - They hate each other. Think about it, would you ever love someone who who called you a mudblood?

Harry/Cho - I don't hate Cho but she and Harry just don't click. Never were on the same page.

Ginny/Draco - Again, he calls her whole family blood traitors and they hate each other too.

Azula/Anyone - No one would last five seconds. And where did Jetzula come from? Does someone mind explaining that to me?

Slash pairings (ex. Sirius/Remus) - Unless I'm very much mistaken, it won't happen.

Family pairings (ex. Ron/Ginny) - That's just sick. And it won't happen.

Adult/Child pairings (ex. Severus/Hermione) - That would make the character a pedophile. And it won't happen.

Favourite Couples:

Harry/Ginny - It's sweet and perfect.

Ron/Hermione - You could see this couple was waiting to happen.

Lily/James - Without them, there's no Harry remember?

Rose/Scorpius- I've read some really good fics about this couple.

Ed/Winry - It's awesome!

Roy/Riza - Same deal here: it's awesome.

Generally speaking, I like stuff that doesn't clash with what the author originally wrote. However, I prefer Neville/Luna to Neville/Hannah or Luna/Rolf.

Other Couples:

Lily/Severus - I feel a bit sorry that they didn't work out, especially since he secretly loved her for years... but it WAS his fault for calling her a mudblood.

George/Angelina - I honestly don't know whether I approve of it or not... it would be supremely awkward for them though since Angelina was seeing Fred before he died and George was his twin... I will read and review fanfics about this couple though.

Draco/Pansy - Although I have written as though they are a couple, in reality, I don't particularly care about them. I've simply used proof from the books that they have had some romance between them to form a story. And I get to torture them both! :):)

Eragon/Arya - Mixed feelings because any romance that could possibly happen is complicated. Although after Brisingr, the chances of this couple happening are much stronger.

Avatar Last Airbender - I read all couples, as long as it's not on my dislike list. I like both Kataang and Zutara but I can't say I'm a hardcore fan of either.

Jacob/Leah - It's the only relationship that made any sense in Breaking Dawn and it didn't even happen GRR!

Thanks for taking your time to read this. If you like my fanfic or else think there is something I could improve on, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE write a review. It's wonderful to hear from the readers (those who do leave a kind review, I have to tell you, they really make my day) and remember, the only way I'll get better is if I have a good critic.

Will flattery work on you people? Okay... its worth a try. Chocofreakazoid says you are wonderful, terrific, and fantastic critics who should read her fanfics because you have such wonderful taste in reading. Does it work? I hope so, it's hard work, coming up with stuff you'll love to hear and read. =P

So read & review, and I'll love you forever. (It's an idiom, in case that wasn't clear.)

Thanks again,

-the Chocofreakazoid