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since: 11-11-07, id: 1418768, Profile Updated: 11-28-09
country: United States
Author has written 19 stories for Final Fantasy VII, Kingdom Hearts, and Sweeney Todd.

Hello! My name is kenkenspatz, and school's a rocking!

Hey everyone! Thanksgiving was great! We went to see my dad's side of the family and we had a good time...

Not to mention I saw New Moon...

By the way, I messed up my Spanish age...it's quince, not diez y cinco. I should've had a V8 XD!

Cloud x Aerith/Aeris

Cloud x Yuffie

Cloud x Elena

Cloud x Yuna

Vincent x Lucrecia

Vincent x Aerith

Vincent x Tifa

Vincent x Yuffie

Zack x Tifa

Zack x Yuffie

Reno x Tifa

Axel x Tifa

(Squall) Leon x Tifa

Sora x Kairi

Sora x Naminé

Riku x Naminé

Roxas x Naminé

Axel x Larxene

Demyx x Aerith

Marluxia x Aerith

Link x Zelda

Link x Midna

Yuuki x Zero

Yuuki x Kaname

Charlotte x Meier

D x Layla

Sweeney Todd x Lucy

Sweeney Todd x Ms. Lovett

Johanna x Anthony

Elizabeth x Will

Elizabeth x Jack

Raven x Alexander

Bella x Edward

Harry x Hermione

Ron x Hermione

Harry x Luna

Harry x Ginny


Music/Artist/Band

I mostly listen to Game, Rock, J-pop, and other stuff too XD.

Utada Hikaru, Gackt, Fall out Boy, Guns N' Roses, Evanescence, Panic! At The Disco, Primus, System of a Down, Drowning Pool, HIM, Nirvana, Paramore, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Black Sabbath, My Chemical Romance, Foo fighters, Lynrd Skynrd, Good Charlotte, Breaking Benjamin, Buckethead, Cheap Trick, Warrant, Linkin Park, Senses Fail, All American Rejects, Cradle of Filth (Only one song...) Aerosmith, Kanon Wakeshima, ON/OFF.

Books

Basically, anything vampire related. I just love me some vampires XD. But, I read other things too.

Harry Potter, The Vampire Chronicles, Inkheart, Twilight, Dracula (Very intricate vocabulary that Stoker used...put my head in a spin O.O) Dragonrider, Chronicles of Narnia, Edgar Allan Poe (Collections) I can't think of anything else...yet...

Movies

Harry Potter, Far and Away, Malibu's Most Wanted, Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins, Interview with the Vampire, Queen of the Damned, Monty Python's Knights of the Round Table, Titanic, The Grinch Who Stole Christmas, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, Phantom of the Opera, Pirates of the Carribean, Fiddler on the Roof, Van-Helsing, Dracula (Ford Coppola's, and the 1931 version.)

Likes

Language Arts, Reading, Writing (My own stories, or fan fiction) Listening to music, Playing piano, Marching Band, Friends, Chocolate, Caramel, Orange Soda, Purple Soda, Cake (Or any type of sweets XD) Watching TV, Spending time with family, Drawing (I'm getting better!) Red (A darker shade like crimson) Black, mostly all the darker shades of colors. Anime/Manga. Vampires. (No dip, XD!) Musicals, Improv, Drama.

Anime/Manga (Everyone needs a good manga or anime XD!)

Vampire Hunter D (Bloodlust, and the 1985 version.) Vampire Knight, Kingdom Hearts, Vampire Kisses, Yu Yu Hakuso (Loved these when they were on Toonami...Kurama's wolf form was stunning...) Dragon Ball Z, Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni, Lucky Star, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzimiya.

Anime completed so far:

Death Note

Elfen Lied

Hellsing

Dislikes -.-

Math, Backstabbers/Bullies, People who think they are better than everyone else, Homework, My Samsung YP-K3 on low battery (I'm sure everyone can relate XD) Sunburn, Slow Internet connection, P.E, People who get low grades and don't even care. (I know...I sound like a nerd there.) Did I mention bad spelling? My friend and I are grammar Nazis. LOL

Cloud/Aerith Challenges

I love this pairing, and for anyone else that does, I hope you have fun with these :P If you post a fic of one, let me know because I want to read it!

1: Aerith is a vampire (You guys knew that this was coming, lol!) that pushes everyone away due to the fact that she killed someone dear to her. (It could be and ex-boyfriend like Zack or a best friend. Such as Yuffie or Tifa.) When Cloud meets her, and then later falls in love with her, she almost kills him. Cloud understands what she is, and tells her he'll help out any way he can...even if it means his last drop of blood.

2: When Cloud was a child, he almost drowned at a public pool until a little girl named Aerith saves him. After the incident, the two become the best of friends. A few years later, she moves away. Cloud sets out with a determination to find her.

3: Aerith is the new kid at school, and she's a little bit edgy due to the fact she doesn't know anyone, and doesn't know where her classes are. One of her classmates, Cloud, can help with that.

Um...That's all for now...my head is in a spin...O.O

Quotes

These are mostly from youtube, movies, games, and/or songs...

Even now...I still love you... Gackt, Last Song

I wanna be with you now... Utada Hikaru, Distance

I long to be like you...lie cold in the ground like you...there's room inside for two... Evanescence, Like You

When you walk away, you don't hear me say, "Please...oh baby, don't go..." Utada Hikaru, Simple and Clean (Hikari)

And isn't this exactly where you like me, I'm exactly where you like me, you know... Panic! At The Disco, But it's Better If You Do

Hey Charlie! Hey Charlie, wake up!

Yeah Charlie, you silly sleep head, wake up! Purple and Pink Unicorns, Charlie the Unicorn

Got it memorized? Axel, Kingdom Hearts II

The sewer? How appropriate is that? Vincent Valentine, Dirge of Cerberus

I want to meet the real you. Aeris/Aerith Gainsborough, Final Fantasy VII

Because he IS Batman, you moron. Catwoman, Batman Returns

I am not afraid to keep on living...I am not afraid to walk this world alone... My Chemical Romance, Famous Last Words

When I was a young boy, my father, took me into the city...to see a marching band. My Chemical Romance, Welcome To The Black Parade

She's ALMOST dead!

She's dead enough! Van-Helsing, Jonathan, Dracula: Dead And Loving It

You MEANIE! Loz, Advent Children

Yo, it's Aladdin!

XALDIN, actually. Team JohnnyCake, Kingdom Hearts II Spoof, Beast's Castle, Part 2

Why do we need a seagull egg? Those things taste like CRAP! darksword64, Kingdom Hearts Spoof, Episode 1

Uh...hey...about before...it was nothing personal, and...it's not like you could die. So...are we cool? Team JohnnyCake, Kingdom Hearts II Spoof, Beast's Castle, Part 2

Hey...don't I know you mister?

No...

Oh...! Captain Jack talking to the old Beggar woman, The Hillywood Show, Episode 12

Mr. Toad?

Mr. Todd, at your service.

...Nice place you have here. No doubt it brings in the money, eh? Captain Jack talking to Sweeney Todd, The Hillywood Show, Episode 11

No...not Barker. That man is dead. It's Todd now--Sweeney Todd, and he will have his revenge. Benjamin Barker/Sweeney Todd, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

So Todd has magical powers now, too? He's a vampire... a wizard... and a barber. He's a skilled man. AbnormallyWeirdPerson, Yahoo Messenger

Hey, why are we stopping?

I gotta pee!

I thought I told you to go before we left!

But I didn't have to!

Every time I say to get ready, and go to the washroom before we leave, you always have to pee!

But this time it's an emergency!

Well...you're not going!

I'll pee in you...

GET OUT!

Ah...I'm done.

...I feel so violated

Well this time, I'm ready for sure.

Okay, whatever you say...

King of Red Lions?

Oh my god, Link...don't tell me you gotta pee!

No...I gotta poo...

Oh my god...

Ah...

Link?

Yeah?

You're a disgrace.

Okay! The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker bloopers, MasterLinkz

Sephiroth isn’t a demon… He is a spoiled brat. Aerithism, midori tsuki

Super Brash Bros. Me, A simple slip of the tongue trying to pronounce Super Smash Bros.

They're human. Individually, they're smart, but together they're all morons... Aerithism, midori tsuki

I hope you fall...

Good! Because I'm going to! Me, talking to my best friend while she's standing on a spinning chair

Get out! I'm working on a masterpiece! And you wouldn't know anything about that.

What? Playing the trumpet?

No...you're dumb. It's not a trumpet. It's a xylophone. Lestat talking to Claudia...while playing piano, Interview With The Vampire re-dub

Oh I'm nobody, just the Count Dracula--do you want to touch my cape? It's very nice.

No, don't touch his cape. It has AIDS all over it. Final Fantasy re-dub, gtenkspowturk4

Peach...come closer...closer... (Cough) Mario, Stupid Mario Brothers, Episode 23, Part 3

Are you ready to rock? I SAID, ARE YOU READY TO ROCK? GOOD! Now shut the he-- up, we'll start in a minute. Mario's Agent, Stupid Mario Brothers, Episode 23, Part 3

Oh nice! You didn't get me a stand!

No, but could you go get me one? My best friend, In band class

Everts is kinda mean...he doesn't want to hurt Keala, but ends up getting her pregnant and leaving her for 16 years. HE HAS GOOD INTENTIONS, I SWEAR! My friend talking about her furry

God, I'm big, lol! I blame food and technology, XD. ROFL! I BLAME FOOD AND TECHNOLOGY! Thats AWESOME! My friend and I chatting on Messenger. (I said, God I'm big.)

She's lower than a human...I bet she doesn't even have ten fingers. Marisa Kirisame, The Embodiment of Scarlet Devil

I'll cryo-freeze you with some English beef! Cirno, The Embodiment of Scarlet Devil

Life is like a box of chocolates--you never know what you're going to get. Momma Gump, Forest Gump

Can I become chief maid without actually becoming a maid?

Of course you can't! Sakuya Izayoi, Marisa Kirisame, The Embodiment of Scarlet Devil

A skilled hawk does not show its claws... Remilia Scarlet, The Embodiment of Scarlet Devil

Okay, okay, I give up.

You're right.
The endless night, stealing the full moon,

Hiding the human village,
and putting hats on stone statues,

It's all Alice's fault. Now, bi--, get out of the way! Marisa Kirisame, Imperishable Night

Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons. General Douglas MacArthur

'Bout time...I was afraid that you guys might've left without me.

I thought about it, but then I remembered that your a-- had all the C4. Ssgt Griggs, Captain Price, Call of Duty 4

Do I hear Resident Evil four?

Yeah, Caleb's playing.

Where's he at?

On the carpet.

NO! I meant in the game!

Whoops! My friend and I talking on the phone

Darth Vader is cool.

Sure he is, until he kills you.

Nice one, Dad! Dad and I talking about Star Wars

I'm going to call Darth Vader.

Okay, what's his number?

One eight-hundred Death Star. My best friend and I

Can you hear the music playing, Leon? Of course you can't! boffyrox, Resident Evil 4 Walkthrough

Well, I hope that shed some light about me, lol! I hope you like my new profile!

kenkenspatz

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1. The Chainsaw Spaniard reviews
Cloud and Aerith go have dinner with their friends and hire a babysitter to watch the kids. If they only knew that they would reenact the video game that they were watching...Second out of the Couple's Predicaments
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-13-09 - Cloud S. & Aerith G.
2. Flower Girl The Poem reviews
Just a REAL short poem while my inspiration level was high...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-5-09 - Aerith G. - Complete
3. M&M Pancakes reviews
CxA Aerith tries something new in her cooking...will Cloud be man enough to try it out?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-17-08 - Cloud S. & Aerith G.
4. Held at Gunpoint reviews
VxL I couldn’t leave him…not for the company to find and end up torturing him like earlier. We needed solace—but where, when everyone on the entire planet is probably looking for us? Updated 7/26/09
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 10-1-08 - Published: 3-11-08 - Lucrecia C. & Vincent V.
5. The Catacombs of Shinra Manor reviews
Inspired by On Your Shoulders by Kaj-Nrig and The Cask of Amontillado by Edgar Allen Poe. A certain young Turk seeks revenge after what a doctor did to his beloved. Rated T for blood and murder and a slight perverted hint.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-1-08 - Vincent V. & Prof. Hojo - Complete
6. Mama, We're All Gonna Die » reviews
A look at Sephiroth's breakdown in my twisted way...muhaha!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-30-08 - Published: 7-13-08 - Cloud S. & Sephiroth
7. Memories of Lucrecia reviews
VxL Inspired by the musical piece, Memories with Lucrecia from the Dirge of Cerberus soundtrack.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-28-08 - Vincent V. & Lucrecia C. - Complete
8. Poor Ol' Jack! reviews
Sweeney Todd and Pirates crossover. Jack tried to make a bargain with Sweeney Todd...of course it ended up in running down the beach!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-17-08 - Complete
9. Yellow Hair reviews
What if Sweeney Todd discovered Johanna was right there in front of him in that one scene?
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-15-08 - Complete
10. Before Sinking Back reviews
CxA She wanted to let him know that she loved him back, and he didn't have to feel guilty about her death.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-10-08 - Cloud S. & Aerith G. - Complete
11. Never Truly Paid reviews
CxA It was only buisness when he paid her for the flower, and he never truly paid her back.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-28-08 - Cloud S. & Aerith G. - Complete
12. Even In The Lifestream reviews
CxA I love you too, spike. Happy Valentine's Day.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-14-08 - Cloud S. & Aerith G. - Complete
13. Ms Cloud Strife reviews
CxA oneshot. Takes place before Tifa's rescue in the game, in Wallmarket, where Cloud dresses up like a girl.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-2-08 - Cloud S. & Aerith G. - Complete
14. Snowball Attack reviews
Sora and Roxas try to surprise their Dad with a barrage of snowballs...of course it got a bit out of hand. First out of the Couple's Predicaments series.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-7-07 - Complete
15. Consider Acting reviews
CxA If I were to consider acting, I would want you to perform with me.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-29-07 - Cloud S. & Aerith G. - Complete
16. Untold Feelings reviews
CxA He knew that he was too late.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-19-07 - Cloud S. & Aerith G.
17. Remembrance reviews
CxA [Edited, and reposted] He would never forget these moments, even if he tried.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-18-07 - Aerith G. & Cloud S. - Complete
18. Why Did It Have To Be You? reviews
CxA Why did it have to be you? he said softly.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-17-07 - Cloud S. & Aerith G. - Complete
19. I'm So Sorry reviews
VxL He had heard her apologies many times during his visits, but it wasn't her fault.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-13-07 - Lucrecia C. & Vincent V. - Complete
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