Salvete! (for those who don't know it means hello)

I live somewhere dutifully typing fanfics and doing work

I might not be able to type EVERYDAY so be patient

I enjoy doing loads of stuff (reading if you didn't guess)

My stories have several glitches and I seem to always find them the moment after I post it. So be nice when you find one of my many mistakes.

To All My Democrat Friends: Please accept with no obligation, implied or explicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

To My Republican Friends: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Favs:

Authors: Shannon Hale, Christopher Paolini, and Sherwood Smith.

Movies: Chronicles of Narnia, Sahara, Enchanted, Princess Bride (which is a book too, but I watched the movie first) and Lord of the Rings.

Quotes:

"...an unalterable and unquestioned law of the musical world required that the German Text of French Operas sung by Swedish artists should be translated into Italian for the clearer understanding of English-speaking audience." The Age of Innocence

"How did they find out so fast?" "I'll tell you how! The president's a tattletale!" National Treasure 2

"Did you just shoot at me with your eyes closed?!" "Well it worked didn't it?" I, Robot

"What does he mean...we all die?" "I think he means we all die." Spiderwick Chronicles (movie)

"We'll never survive!" "Nonsense, you're only saying that because no one ever has." Princess Bride (movie)

"'You're crazy!' 'No, spiteful, vindictive, very large, but never crazy.'" Enchanted

"Is there air? You don't know!" Galaxy Quest

"It's called a lance...hullo." A Knights Tale

"I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder." Shrek (the first one)

"Never ask an elf for help, eh? They may think you're better off dead!" Eldest

"What's the use of talking if you have to keep secrets!" Shrek (the first one)

"Somebody help! I've been kidnapped by a monster who's trying to relate to me!" Shrek (the third one)

"I don't mean to correct you on everything you think you know..." Transformers

"Your theory is crazy, but not crazy enough to be true." Not from a book or movie. Neils Bohr (scientist)