Story Updates:

Mistaken - FINISHED (I plan on writing an epilogue but don't know when. D:)
An XLR8ing Story - FINISHED (I do not plan on writing a sequel, sorry.)
Harder Than You Think - HIATUS (I'm actually going to take this off for a while because my muse for this has disappeared. I'll put it back up eventually.)
Misunderstood (Mistaken Sequel) - CANCELLED (I do not plan on continuing this but leave it up because I haven't finished or even started on Mistaken's epilogue! D:)
The Wolf, the Packs, and the Hybrid - RECYCLED (This is being rewritten as The Enemy of Your Enemy is Your Friend because I feel displeased with its quality. I apologize for that!)
The Enemy of Your Enemy is Your Friend (The Wolf, the Packs, and the Hybrid Rewrite) - HIATUS

ABOUT UPDATES: I am writing oneshots every now and then to make up for my lack of updating. My oneshots will either be practice lemons (that will probably take a long time to publish) or based on a Vocaloid song. The Vocaloid-based ones are very specific because I need the lyrics to understand the concept of the song so I choose certain songs. If you are confused with the content inside the upcoming oneshots, I will (hopefully) supply a youtube url somewhere in the fanfiction. Thank you for bothering to finish this small paragraph.

NOTICE: I'm not sure if I'm done with fanfiction or just on a really long hiatus. I think it's the latter. :/ I feel like writing all of a sudden again, and I think I've improved. Don't expect me to write too much though.

I lack in the humor department.

You must CLICK HERE and review my friend's art!! SHE'S THE ONE WHO MADE MY AVATAR! 8D

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Words cannot express the grief I feel towards these: I'll Tell You Someday

Angst makes my day.

I was originally EijixOishi.

I forget my age constantly.

BlueEyedWulf is my absolute role model. She will rule the world! >D
BlueEyedWulf is my absolute role model. She will rule the world! >D
(See? She's so great that you have to repeat it twice to match it. ;) )

BlueEyedWulf gave me a compliment and much much help! I freakin' love her! x3
BlueEyedWulf gave me a compliment and much much help! I freakin' love her! x3
(Again, same concept. :3)

If you mess with BlueEyedWulf, you will wake up underwater. >(
If you mess with BlueEyedWulf, you will wake up underwater. >(
(I'm serious here. >( )

Quotes

From... I can't remember where. Oops. xP
"Nothing is something."
"Time won't wait for you."
"Where will life take you?"
"Violence is not the answer."
"Love knows no boundaries."
"No use crying over spilt milk."
"The enemy of your enemy is your friend."
"Isn't life sad when all you /can/ do is live?"
"An eye for an eye makes the world go blind."
"The opposite of love is not hate but indifference."
"You can't spell 'slaughter' without a little 'laughter'."
"Why is 'I hate you' so much easier to say than 'I love you'?"
"Just because you are necessary doesn't mean you're important."
"When people don't express themselves, they die one piece at a time."
"It may just be that your purpose in life is only to serve as a warning to others."
"We cannot SURVIVE without CHANGE but we will not CHANGE if we do not SURVIVE."
"Life isn't about waiting for the STORM to pass... it's about learning to dance in the RAIN."
"I am the author of my life. Unfortunately I am writing in pen and I can't erase my mistakes."
"When one door of opportunity closes, another opens; but often, we spend some much time looking at the closed door that we do not see that one that has opened for us."

From... ME! :'D
"Nothing ever goes my way."
"Hate is merely the beginning of love."
"Fangirls are boys born the wrong gender."
"When life gives you lemons... MAKE YAOI!!"
"I'm a slave to you, and you don't even care."
"The harder the struggle, the better the catch."
"NARUSASU SHALL PREVAIL OVER SASUNARU!! 8D"
"I'd trade my vagina for a penis any and everyday."
"One cannot live without the other, no matter what it is."
"The only thing keeping Man from being happy is Man himself."
"Your happiness is mine; even if I have to sacrifice mine for yours."
"Talk about it, think about it, make a decision about it, then DO IT."
"A real adventure is one that has life and death around every corner."
"With just one droplet of taintedness, the world's fate has been decided."
"What will you do when you kill everybody and there is no one else to kill?"
"If apologies or 'sorry' could fix everything, then the world would be too kind."
"I don't care if they're using me. The fact that they are is good enough for me."
"I like it better when you laugh. So I'll destroy myself just for you. Only for you."
"If your life is dedicated to murder, then what will you do when there is no one else to kill?"
"I watch the time tick by because that tells me how much time I waste my life being selfish."
"Life is about power and control. However, life can be so powerful as to lose control of everything."
"People who see a cup as half-empty don't actually see it like that. They just can't see how the cup is full."
"I know I'm worth nothing, so I can't understand what my friends see in me that makes them stay with me."
"Seriously, there would be SO many more gay people if all those cute boys' fangirls were BOYS!! Now, wouldn't that be great?!"
"A meaning in life may not be so easy to obtain. It can be obvious, it can be small, it can be ANYTHING. That's why you have to search hard for it."
"Stairsteps can be annoying. They're easy to fall over but hard to overcome. Still, you feel satisfied that you finally ridded of them in the end because they are just stairsteps after all."
"Water is life's source and therefore controls it; water moves because of the moon and therefore the moon controls it; the moonlight is from the sun and therefore the sun controls it. It is all power and control."

From... BlueEyedWulf! 8D (Yes, I love her. x3)
"Happy Huntings!"
"A fanfic Dedicated to Choices of Life!! :D"
"This story is dedicated to Choices of Life, a great author who has blessed me the pleasure of reviewing my stories! I hope you like, Choices! :D"
"I took a look at some of my reviewers profiles and, to my surprise, found that I've gained the favor of the wonderful author, Choices-Of-Life(doesn't know how to make the name a link)."
"I have to say, I'm quite flattered, despite the fact that I know that I have many mistakes in my stories, that you praise me like so. So, if you are reading this, Choices, I give you my thanks! If you people like my story, then you are going to love hers. Check her out in my favorite authors list. :3"
And there was a lot more from PM's but I want to keep them to myself. xD

Why NaruSasu is more cute (in my opinon) than SasuNaru- Okay. The NaruSasu relationship is full of more love, compassion, and understanding than SasuNaru. In my opinon, SasuNaru has WAY more angst, and hatered than NaruSasu. Reasons why I say this: SasuNaru--1) Sasuke is an asshole towards Naruto in the SasuNaru fics no matter what genre 2)If there is EVER an Mpreg, implied with SasuNaru, Sasuke ends up leaving Naruto because he "Doesn't want a kid but still insists no condom during intercourse". 3) Naruto always ends up so innocent and too OOC! 4). Naruto is stronger than Sasuke x like, A MILLION!! Uh duh! NaruSasu-- 1) In any genre, its love and compassion all around! 2) In mpreg, Naruto wants to stay with Sasuke, even through trying times, so he can do a far cry better job than his dad did with him! 3) Naruto is stronger than Sasuke and deserves to be seme! 4) Sasuke is WAY more ukeish than Naruto will ever be! 5) Naruto is a true sweetheart but isn't afraid to beat the hell outta ya! Sasuke does it to get stronger! WTF!? 6) Naruto is more manly than Sasuke is! Naruto tries to get stronger and become Hokage, while Sasuke runs off to Orochimaru-sama to get stronger! Thats cheating, you little fart-head!! -ahem- Anyway... 7) Naruto will always stand by Sasuke and love him, brotherly or sexually. While the 'fart-head' will just be like "whatever" and mutter "baka"... 8) Naruto will always love Sasuke and he showed it by running after Sasuke. Sasuke would be all like, "Whats the big deal?" 9) Naruto's not afraid to show he loves Sasuke! Even if it's brotherly or friendly, he visits Sasuke in the hospital and wants to help him and be friends with him!

Yes there is more reasons, but thats all I can come up with at the moment. That and it's late... If you agree with NaruSasu and prefer it over SasuNaru, paste this on your profile page! And don't flame me for speaking my opinon! It won't change and I believe this! DATEBAYO!!- (BlueEyedWulf) (My role model! x33)

NaruSasu Misconceptions

Why NaruSasu?

BlueEyedWulf rules! Yeah!

"But the truth is that I can't stand the actual series that carries the name Naruto." - NoNoWriter

"But I can't stand when Naruto or Sasuke are turned into girls. (And, yes, this especially includes people who make Naruto super girly just because they make him uke. If you're going to do that, why not just give him a pair of boobs?) It just isn't right that way. Also, I hate Mary Sues. Seriously, Mary Sues make me want to go on homicidal rampages." - xxMikeyxx