Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops. -Cary Grant

Fashions fade - style is eternal. - Yves Saint Laurent

Name: Spooky Pumpkin

Age: None of you business!

Hair: Dark brown. (I mean dark, sometimes I swear it goes black) Very curly.

Eyes: Hazel

Hobbies: Reading, writing, listening to music

Fave Holiday: Christmas

Fave Books: Twilight Saga, Uglies series, Queen of Babble Series, Prep, The Host, Annie, Between the States, Inheritance Cycle, Vampire Academy Series, House of Night Series, Jane Eyre, Wuthering Heights, Mediator Series, The Widow of the South, The Last Summer (of You & Me), Shopaholic Series, Wings, The Undomestic Goddess, The Hunger Games Trilogy, Gone, Hunger, Remember to Forget, Blue Bloods Series

Fave Authors: Cecili Ahern, Meg Cabot, Jennifer Crusie, Libba Bray, Stephenie Meyer, Scott Westerfield, Christopher Paolini, Charlotte Bronte, Holly Black, Emily Bronte, Sarah Dessen, Jennifer Donnelly, Sandra Dallas, Richard Paul Evans, Emma McLaughlin and Nicola Kraus, Michelle Moran

Music: Paramore, Anberlin, Nickelback, Three Days Grace, Breaking Benjamin, Skillet, Avenged Sevenfold, Flyleaf, Boys Like Girls, Fall Out Boy, Hey Monday, Yiruma, All Time Low, Apocalyptica, Parachute, The White Tie Affair, Taylor Swift, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Kat Tingey, 30 Seconds to Mars, Framing Hanley

Intersting Sayings:

"You're a dork but you're my dork."-me

"I will write peace on your wings and you will fly all over the world."-Sadako Sasaki

"I don't have dreams. How can I say it? I myself am a dream."-Ayumi Hamasaki

"In a mad world, only the mad are sane"-Akira Kurosawa

"Fall seven times, stand up eight"-Japanese Proverb

"FLYING SNOWBALLS!!"-my friend Sammie

"When I do right, no one remembers. When I do wrong, no one forgets."-Anonymous

"The bamboo that bends is stronger than the oak that resists."- Japanese Proverb

"Never forget friends, especially ones that owe you!"- Anonymous

"Mmm, Mmm, Mmm! You are lookin' fine!"- A birthday card

“What is the one disadvantage of having an incredible imagination? It’s reading lemons. Your mind’s eye burn for days afterwards if you’re a newbie.” ~ edPod / maxPod

"Friends will always be like 'Well you deserve better,' but best friends will be prank-calling him saying ‘You will die in seven days…'" ~ Anonymous

"Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people is crazy. Check 3 friends. If they are okay, you're it." ~ Anonymous

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?" ~ Anonymous

Everyone is interested in going to heaven, but till now I have found none who wants to die.~ Anonymous

Men are always visualised like a Parking Spot, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.~ Anonymous

Updates:

Ballerina: Complete, Kagome is a great dancer. Inuyasha is Miroku's friend and a, in her words, jerk. Can love bloom between these two? InuKag, MirSan

My Guardian Angel: Complete. Everyone looks at death and remembers things. What's their opinion? Finally posted after about two months of thinking.

Down the Oubliette: Complete, Moans and crying was heard. People suffered down there, left to die, forgotten by the people above. A hellish place where no one belonged.

Walking Away: Complete, one-shot. Sometimes it's hard to forget. But it helps to have someone beside you.

His Little Secret: Complete, one-shot. Winry finds Ed's journal hidden beneath a pile of items. Curiousity ensues, but what does she discover written within?

Whispering in the Rain: Complete, one-shot. She always hid in the rain and he always found her. And he finally understood why she loved it.

Gone: Complete. Bella is given news that will shake her to the core. Summary sucks, I know.

Things:

i want the kinda boy. . .
who I can run to; with tears running
down my face, make-up smeared
& the first thing he says is...
"Who's ass am I kicking now babe?

Unlike Barbie,

Me & my friends

~aren't sold seperatly

If kisses were raindrops,
I'd send you showers.
If hugs were minutes, I'd send you hours.
If smiles were an waves,
I'd send you the sea.
And if love was a person,
I'd send u ME !!

I am not afraid of the dark,

I am afraid of what is lurking in it.

I am not afraid of heights,

I am afraid of falling.

I am not afraid of falling in love,

I am afraid of not being loved back.

Find a guy whos calls you beautiful instead of hot,

Who calls you back when you hang up on him,

Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats,

Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family.

Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you.

If you think that describes Edward Cullen, copy it into your profile.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we fucked up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!!

If whenever you see or hear the brand "Volvo" you freak out and start giggling uncontrollably and then people stare at you funny copy and paste this onto your profile

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile

Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901

I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember Edward

Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws

For Charlies sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle

Whenever I am in the emergency room

And I promise to remember Emmett

Everytime there's a huge boom

I promise to to remember Rose

Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice

When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie

When I see that beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme

When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper

Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi

When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes, I promise to love Twilight

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Twilighters know

~Copy and paste this on your profile if you're a true Twilighter/Fanpire/etc...~

Quotes:

"Of all the things about me that could frighten you, you worry about my driving."

-Edward Cullen, Twilight

"I've decided that as long as I was going to Hell, I might as well do it thoroughly."

-Edward Cullen, Twilight

"Stupid shiny Volvo owner." -Bella Swan

"I hear voices in my mind and you're worried that you're the freak?"

-Edward Cullen (to Bella Swan)

Hasn’t anyone ever told you? Life isn’t fair. ~Bella Swan

"Afraid of a needle." he muttered to himself under his breath, shaking his head. "Oh, a sadistic vampire, intent on torturing her to death, sure, no problem, she runs off to meet him. An IV, on the other hand..." -Bella & Edward

Well, I won’t forget. But my kind… we’re very easily distracted.
-Edward Cullen

Would you please tell me what you're thinking? Before I go mad? ~ Edward Cullen

Oooo, scary. ~ Emmett Cullen

"Why is the rum gone?"- Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl

"I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!"- Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

"You know, for pirates, we sure are an unimaginative lot at naming things. I once sailed with a man that had lost both his arms and part of his eye,"- Captain Jack Sparrow
"What'd you call him?"- Gibbs
"...Larry,"- Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

"Gentlemen, I wash my hands of this weirdness,"- Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

"Shoot him!"- Captain Chevelle
"Cut out his tongue!"- Ammand the Corsair
"Shoot him and cut out his tongue, then shoot his tongue!"- Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

Pippin: Anyways, you need people of intelligence on this sort of... mission... quest... thing.
Merry: Well, that rules you out, Pip.

Pippin: Are we lost?
Merry: No.
Pippin: I think we are.
Merry: Shh. Gandalf's thinkin'.
Pippin: Merry?
Merry: What?
Pippin: I'm hungry.

Sam: "What we need are a few good 'taters."
Gollum: "What's 'taters, Precious? What's 'taters?"
Sam: "Po-ta-toes! Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew! Lovely big golden chips with a nice piece of ripe fish. Even you couldn't say no to that."
Gollum: "Oh yes we could. Spoiling nice fish. Give it to us raw and w-w-w-wriggling. You keep nasty chips."
Sam: "You're hopeless."

"Every time I hear that Weasel tune, something POPS inside of me!"
- Curly (PUNCH DRUNKS, 1934)

"Oh, a miner." "No, I'm 36... Larry's a minor, he's 44."
- Gertie Green & Moe (THREE LITTLE PIGSKINS, 1934)

"All for one!" "One for all!" "Every man for himself!"
- Larry, Moe and Curly (RESTLESS KNIGHTS, 1935)

"I baked a cake once, but it fell and killed the cat."
- Moe (UNCIVIL WARRIORS, 1935)

"What's that for? I didn't do nuthin'!" "That's in case ya do and I'm not around!"
- Larry and Moe (HOI POLLOI, 1935)

"His mother and my mother are both mothers."
- Curly (HALF-SHOT SHOOTERS, 1936)

"Remind me to kill you later." "I'll make a note of it!...I ain't got a pencil." "I changed my mind, I'm going to kill you right now!"
- Moe and Curly (CASH AND CARRY, 1937)

"We baked you a birthday cake! If you get a tummy-ache, and you moan and groan and woe, don't forget we told you so!"
- Moe, Larry, and Curly (ACHE IN EVERY STAKE, AN, 1941)

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned, and had to walk home alone.
She wasn't afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed a man standing at the end as though he
were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and security wrapped round her, she felt as
though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she walked right past the man and arrived
home safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same
alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the fact that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help this young woman, she decided to go to the
police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the man she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified, he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and asked if there was anything they could do
for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She had two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe in
God..

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

--Spooky Pumpkin--