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I love Harry Potter and Twilight to the point of obsession. I also love the Phantom of the Opera, Lost, Gossip Girl, Demons, Shameless, the Big Bang Theory, Jurassic Park, Artemis Fowl, the Chronicles of Narnia, the Inheritance trilogy, Noughts and Crosses, Team America, My Family, Heroes, and anything by Jane Austen, but especially Pride and Prejudice.

I love so much music that if I list it, you'll die of boredom. My favourite bands right now, though, are Muse, Paramore, Coldplay, and Underoath. I'm in a band called Captain Obvious with my friends and we have a ridiculous quantity of fanfiction-inspired songs. I love reviews and chocolate. I also love fluff in any shape or form and I ADORE angst. I love cliches that are used well. My heroes are Hayley Williams, Matt Bellamy, Nick Wheeler, Paul diGiovanni, Candace Kucsulain and my best friend Oceane.

MY FAVOURITE CHARACTERS (in order):

Harry Potter: Ginny Weasley, Tom Riddle, Luna Lovegood, Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy
Twilight: Jasper Hale, Alice Cullen, Jacob Black, Edward Cullen, Angela Weber. And I think I'll mention here that I DESPISE Nessie.
Phantom of the Opera: Christine Daae, Erik. Haha. I don't remember his last name. Oops.
Shameless: STEVE! Ultimate Steve. I LOVED Steve. Steve was amazing. Then Marty, then Debbie, then Lip.
Gossip Girl: Dan, Blair, Chuck, Jenny, Serena.
The Big Bang Theory: Sheldon, Penny, Leonard.
Artemis Fowl: Artemis, Holly, Foaly, Opal, Juliet.
Inheritance: Saphira, Roran, Katrina, Glaedr, Murtagh, Arya.
Pride and Prejudice:Darcy, Elizabeth, Miss Bingley, Mary.
Demons: Ruby, Galvin, Mina, Luke.
Lost: Charlie, Sawyer, Ben, Alex, Kate, Sun.

FAVOURITE PAIRINGS:

Harry Potter: GinnyxTom, GinnyxDraco, HermionexRon, HermionexTom, RemusxTonks, LilyxScorpius, HarryxLuna, LunaxNeville.
Twilight: JasperxAlice, JacobxBella, JasperxBella, JacobxLeah, AngelaxBen, AroxJane (you gotta love ancient vampire pedophilia), RosaliexFelix.
Artemis Fowl: ArtemisxHolly, ArtemisxOpal, ArtemisxJuliet, FoalyxAnyone! I love Foaly.
The Big Bang Theory: SheldonxPenny. I adore SheldonxPenny above all else. LeonardxPenny, LeonardxLeslie.
Demons: GalvinxRuby, GalvinxMina, LukexRuby, LukexMina.
Pride and Prejudice: ElizabethxDarcy, obviously, and GeorgianaxWickham.
Lost: CharliexClaire, KatexSawyer, BenxJuliet, DesmondxPenny, SunxJack.
Gossip Girl: DanxSerena, ChuckxBlair, DanxBlair, ChuckxJenny.

QUOTES:

"If you give a little love, you can get a little love of your own." -- Give A Little Love, by Noah and the Whale.

Howard: Have you ever been told how beautiful you are in flawless Russian?
Penny: No.
Howard: Get used to it.
--The Big Bang Theory

Me: It's raining snow, hallelujah, it's raining snow, whoa whoa...
Megan: It can't rain snow.
Catherine: Yeah, well it can't rain men, either.
--Me and my friends

"Oh, it sounded like you were eating Bella and I wanted to see if I could join in." -- Alice Cullen, Twilight

"Go, Vincent! Well, if dogs can find crack and bombs, then they can find water, right?" -- Hurley, Lost.

Galvin: You know, I knew ever since you were born that you were the one. I followed you. I saw everything. School, judo club, even choir practice - that was a mistake.
Luke: So, basically, you stalked me for eighteen years?
Galvin: I meant it to come across as caring, not creepy.
Luke: It doesn't.
--Demons

Penny: Can I hang out with you guys? Howard and Christie are kind of... hooking up in my bedroom.
Leonard: Are you sure?
Penny: I grew up on a farm. From what I can hear, they're either having sex or Howard is caught in the milking machine.
--The Big Bang Theory

Jacob:-thinks- I bet no-one was disgusted with what Bella was doing. They were all probably just have a hard time ripping the cup away from her.
Edward: -rolls eyes-
Jacob: -thinks- Jeez, how did anyone stand living with him? I wish he could see into Bella's head, then he'd annoy the crap out of her too, and she'd get tired of him.
--Breaking Dawn, Twilight

"Now, sir, are you animal, vegetable, or mineral?" -- Bulldog, The Magician's Nephew.

"God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs, God creates man, man destroys God, man creates dinosaurs... dinosaurs eat man... woman inherits the earth." -- Jurassic Park.

Luke:(treading rising water) What's going to happen now?
Galvin: To the world?
Luke: No, to us.
Galvin: ...We're going to drown.
--Demons

"How many times to I have to tell you, John? I always have a plan!" -- Ben, Lost

Janie: Nick, you can't sell your organs! That's the stupidest thing that I have ever hear.
Nick: You won't say that when I'm the world's richest toe.
--My Family

"Gravity, thou art a heartless bitch." -- Sheldon, The Big Bang Theory.

"There is no 'I' in 'America'. ...Yes, there is." -- Intelligence, Team America

Artemis: But how did you know where I was?
Holly: Oh, I saw an explosion, and thought, 'now who could that be?'
--Artemis Fowl

John Locke: There you go, Hurley, the beach is approximately ten miles that way. If you hurry now, you'll be back to camp before it gets dark.
Hurley: What?
John Locke: We forced you to come with us against your own free will, and I'm sorry. You can go now.
Hurley: What, and stumble around in the forest in the dark by myself? I'm staying with you guys.
John Locke: Well, okay.
Ben: You're getting better at this, John. Hurley actually thinks that was his idea.
--Lost.

I also like collecting funny phrases. As is probably apparent. Or romantic things. Ah. So lovely. I think the corniest, but the cutest, thing that anyone has ever done is when a guy in my year asked out my friend's friend by singing, "Hey, hey, you, you, I don't have a girlfriend, no way, no way, d'you wanna be my girlfriend?" LOL.

SOME NEVILLE LOVE (stolen from Meg):

1. Neville needs a Remembrall not because he has a poor memory, but merely because he accomplishes too much to remember.
2. Neville Longbottom doesn't bow to hippogriffs. Hippogriffs bow to Neville Longbottom.
3. They thought of making a Neville puppet for Potter Puppet Pals ... but nobody makes fun of Neville Longbottom and wakes up the following morning.
4. Bound by the full Body-Bind curse, surrounded by Dementors and Giants with his wand snapped in half, Neville Longbottom laughed to himself and said, "I have them right where I want them."
5. Not to be outdone, after Mrs. Weasley took out Bellatrix, Neville brought her back to life and killed her again.
6. Professor Quirrell didn't have to fake his stammer in Neville's presence.
7. Neville became Head Boy AND Girl. No one dared comment.
8. Neville Longbottom is what's beyond the veil.
9. Neville turned Dumbledore gay.
10. Before Neville punched it, it was known as Horizontal Alley.
11. Neville uses Nagini's blood as soy sauce.
12. Muggles don't know about Lord Voldemort, but they do know about Neville Longbottom.
13. Chuck Norris' boggart is Neville Longbottom.
14. Neville's patronus is Neville, because nothing else is badass enough to represent him.
15. Neville Longbottom is the reason that the Cauldron is Leaky.
16. If someone replaced the Mirror of Erised with a picture of Neville Longbottom, no one would notice.
17. Neville made Chuck Norris out of Mrs. Norris’ rib.
18. Cho Chang wasn't crying because she missed Cedric. She was crying because she was with Harry, and not Neville.
19. They said Dumbledore was the only man Voldemort was afraid of. They lied.
20. They were going to release a Neville Longbottom edition of Cluedo but the answer always turned out to be "Neville Longbottom, in the courtyard with a sword."
21. Neville Longbottom created the Department of Mysteries when he got bored with making every damn discovery.
22. Neville Longbottom cut off the Hog's Head. He was just practicing for Nagini.

MY FICS:

Okay, so here's where I write about my fics. I have plans for a CharliexRenee oneshot (Twilight), a PaulxRachel oneshot (Twilight), and a SawyerxKate oneshot (Lost). My TomxGinny fanfic Fast-Forward (Harry Potter), the last in the Time trilogy, is nearly finished, and after that I'll be working on another time-travel fanfic called Ultimatum (Harry Potter). I won't tell you the pairings for now. You'll have to wait and see. I already have three chapters typed up, so updates on that should be fairly soon after the finish of Fast-Forward.

Also, people have made me LOVELY trailers for Rewind, thank you so much to them!

By stormbrain: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nkui-y2C-5A

By Kichigai17: http://www.livevideo.com/media/tag/fanfiction.aspx

MY FICS HAVE WON PRIZES!:

You Had Her, You Lost Her - Dramione Masters List '08
Rewind - Instant Classics '08

Thanks for following me like sheep, I really do love you all.

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