Hey everyone!,

If you want to IM with me or send E-Mails or just do shit faster just contact merc2108@aol.com and I swar if your a phico staker I can't spell but I know how to kill someone with my thumbs

Yes...yes...I know I have not updated anything for awile but I have lost my original computer so I have to wait till I get a new one to do anything I am writing this on a Starbucks comuter...this is when you know you hit your all time low. So till them do not hate me because I would go cry...and you know when I put a warning...DONT SEND HATE MAIL BECAUSE YOU DID NOT TAKE MY WARNING ITS YOUR OWN DAME FAULT!!

Hey welcome to my profile...ya

What would happen if I met some of my favorit TV or comic stars

Roy Mustang

"Hey your Roy Mustang...heh...you such a little girl you havent flamed anyone in years"

"Is that so..." snap

"OHMYGODTHEFIREITBURNS!!"

Knuckles

"You know your alot shorter then I thought you were"

Punch

"OW MY BALLS!"

Shadow

"You know for the worlds most powerful Ultimate Life Form you remind me of a teddy bear"

BANG BANG BANG

"MY SPLEIN!!"

Edward Elric

"You know I thought you were 5'6 or something but you are short"

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT YOU COULD SWAT WITH A NEWS PAPER!!"

"I din't...'RIP'...MY FACE!!"

Riza

"You know...you smart for a blond"

Bang

"ARGH LITTLE TIMMY AND JOHNNY!!"

Goku

"You are as dumb of a Box of Rocks

"Hey thanks Chi Chi always says Im dummer then a rock!! =)!!

"okay..."

Zuko

"So when you wake up in the morning do you start singing 'Burn bayby burn! Burn baby burn!'"

"SON OF A BAICH!!"

"It's true?"

"Yes..."

"H-O-L-Y S-H-I-T

Amy Rose

"You do not your a fucking phyco stalker right? You should go out with Shadow"

"YOU ASS!!

Bang

Bang

Bang

"though he is cute..."

"I think my left temple just...nope there it goes"

Deadpool

"I don't need to talk to you! Your in my head!

"Good point"

Armstrong

"You are a awsome guy but...are you gay?"

"Never in all the years of the Armstrong have we been called GAY!!"

"Not even when the term was to mean hap...ARGH!! LIGHTNING ROCKS!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!

My super cool awsome Homunculi

Greed- Roy- this is because he is greedy as hell women, alchool, power...sounds like Roy to me

Lust- Riza- Duh...SHE IS FUCKING HOT!!

Envy- Mase- I think this bceause he was killed by her/him and as a good investigator he could mimic anyone to the point

Pride- Archor- Though I think all the other will kill him before he dose anything

Wrath- Ed- Short and short tempered HA!

Sloth- Al- he's slow but he will get the job done

Gluttny- Havoc- duh

If it was in some othe world...mostly everyone i have written for

Greed- Deadpool

Lust- Nami

Envy- still Maes

Pride- Captain America or Cable

Wrath- Hulk

Sloth- Quciksliver

Gluttny- Blob

Christmas stories I am thinking about

How to tell if you are as crazy as me...

Dedicated to

Tommy

Tim

Drew and

Skyler

During the Christmas season with snow on the ground insted of building a snowman you go around with your friends in a white Volvo in suits and behead snowmen and cover them with ketchup.

On Valatines day you and your friends go out and get drunk then go home and write a drunken Valatine Fanficton flic that is never put on fanfiction

On Holloween you get in the same white Volvo in the same suits put on a fake Russian accents and go around shooting little kids with airsoft guns...then landing in jail

I hate Obama...I dont care if your his biggest fan I hate the dude

McCain is the king

Captain America is awsome

...I LOVE THE THREE PIRIODS!!

Why I hate Harry Pottor in general

First off I did like reading the books but...I could of had ended it faster SNIPER RIFLE!!

IT TIME FOR DEADPOOL AND I!!

Deadpool- Ha so your not going to let me talk to you in your head anymore your putting me on paper!

Me- Oh shut up I dont even know if its you! Well...I mean I just call you Deadpool because you remind me of him

Deadpool- So I'm you subconsious?

Me- Yep that sums it up

Deadpool- Hmm this is very intresting...GO STEAL SHIT!!

Me- That a consious thats not your department

Deadpool- Dame it