ChocolateTeapot
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since: 11-13-07, id: 1420317, Profile Updated: 01-18-13
country: Austria
Author has written 9 stories for Naruto, Mario, Final Fantasy VII, Pokémon, Final Fantasy I-VI, Chocobo series, Alpha Centauri, and World of Darkness.

Hi! I'm Chocolate Teapot.

My favourite game (and my current obsession) is Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri. The scope of the game is vast and the characters are fascinating. My favourite faction is the University, as you can see from my avatar.

I love the Final Fantasy games. So far I've been playing Final Fantasy 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7 and 10. I've also played Crisis Core. Of all of them, Final Fantasy I is my favourite. My favorite characters in 7 are Yuffie, Cait Sith and Jessie.

I've played the spin-offs Final Fantasy Fables: Chocobo Tales and Chocobo's Dungeon. Although the games were a bit childish and probably wouldn't have worked without the gratuitous amount of Final Fantasy fanservice, I enjoyed them a lot.

I actually thought that Pokemon was really stupid while it was all the rage. Then once it was "out" again, Pokemon Yellow turned out to be the first videogame that I really enjoyed, so I felt really stupid for hating it in the first place. I have since played more or less every Pokemon game. I also like the cartoon, if not as much as the games, but it's so cheesy that I feel embarrassed when someone sees me watching it.

For me the main thing in common between Mario and Mega Man is that I am hopeless at both of them, and only manage to complete some of the RPGs. I still like them though.

I also enjoy playing Zelda. Managed to die multiple times in Twilight Princess, but not at all in Minish Cap.

I also like tabletop role-playing games, particularly Ars Magica and Mage: the Ascension, but I rarely play.

I'm 21 and currently studying maths at university. As you can tell, I absolutely love videogames. Politically, I'm a progressive social democrat and an environmentalist. I also firmly believe that the right to have an abortion is a human right, as it is the right to control one's own body.

I have two rabbits. One's called Flocke and the other Leon.


1. Konfounding reviews
The additional 'k' in magick is more than just an error masquerading as a pretentious way to distinguish between petty tricks and the ability to rewrite reality. A Virtual Adept finds out the hard way. Oneshot
World of Darkness - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-14-13 - Mage - Complete
2. The Conqueror reviews
Landing on a new world is fraught with danger. Being prepared and able to adapt are of critical importance. Nobody understands that better than Colonel Santiago. Oneshot
Alpha Centauri - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-25-11 - Complete
3. The Latias Egg reviews
…because if I had a legendary Pokemon, I would most certainly give it to a ten year old trainer who has barely started their Pokemon journey. Oneshot
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-8-09 - Magikarp Salesman - Complete
4. A Pack of Cards reviews
"You'd think that something like this wouldn't happen to someone who is- knows so many heroes." When Croma and Freja try to help Mog, he accuses them of stealing his cards. The search begins... FF Fables: Chocobo's Dungeon, post-game, oneshot
Chocobo series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,911 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-27-09 - Complete
5. Cornelian Marketing Strategy reviews
How to improve the economy? Increase consumption. How to increase consumption? Increase the volume of money. How to increase the volume of money? Send heroes to slay monsters for gil, of course! Final Fantasy 1, Oneshot
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-18-09 - Complete
6. Behind an Urban Legend reviews
When a psychic gymleader suddenly finds himself transformed into a Kadabra, he quickly realises that his problems have just begun. Game Canon, based on a Pokedex entry. Oneshot
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,837 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-1-08 - Kadabra/Yungerer & Sabrina/Natsume - Complete
7. Materia License reviews
A Shinra MP confiscates one of Yuffie's materia, stating that she needs a license to own it. She's not pleased and decides to get it back. Oneshot, 3 years pregame.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,606 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-7-08 - Yuffie K. & Godo K. - Complete
8. Kidnapping by Prior Arrangement reviews
There is a huge security loophole just waiting for Bowser to exploit. Luckily, Princess Peach doesn't mind being kidnapped. But she isn't the only girl Mario has rescued. Oneshot.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 9-9-08 - Bowser & Peach - Complete
9. Please not with him reviews
Despite their protests, the Kazekage decides to put Kankuro, Temari and Gaara in the same team. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,460 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-5-07 - Temari & Kankuro - Complete