Hi there, I'm Holly. I'm female, 19, pansexual (and a strong believer in the theory that everyone is bisexual/pansexual to some degree) and I also have a very dirty mind. I'm addicted to slash and yaoi. Fanfictions, drawings, films... I'll read/watch the odd bit of het, and very very occasional bit of yuri, but yeah; yaoi is my true love.

If anyone actually reads this entire bio, then well done you; it's long, probably rather boring, and blatantly written whilst I was high on porn. I keep adding more and more crap to it (always high on the slash my darling, always whilst high on slash), occasionally deleting bits when I realise how embarrassing I sound and I think, as bios go, this one really is very long and stupid. Meh, what do I care. Read on only if you want to hear the ramblings of a madwoman... XD Oh, and I also have an LJ since I thought I could do with having somewhere else to pimp my fics (I'm an attention seeking little whore, aren't I), and also I have a feeling that some of my fics are gonna be too dirty to go on here anyway. Naughty, naughty me ;). Click on the 'Homepage' link above or, if it doesn't work for some reason, go to the main LJ page and search for the username hollybennett123.

Slashy/yaoi pairings I'm currently loving:

Sirius/Remus (Harry Potter)~ Ah, my first ever slash pairing. I was reading fics whilst waiting for the 7th book came out and discovered how amazingly well these two go together. Now I like to delude myself into thinking that various parts in the books are hinting at a relationship between these two, when they so obviously aren't (Harry Potter And The Horrendously Boring Heterosexual Relationships would be an aptly named book for the series). And any mention of Remus/thatRemusstealingbitch has been wiped from my memory. It never happened. Tonks who? Anyways, I have read a ridiculous number of fics on this pairing including almost every single one on Azkaban's Lair, an excellent site for S/R fans that has now sadly been taken down. I like Sirius on top and actually get annoyed when it's the other way round, which is a bit sad. It works that way though! So much better! Or maybe very, very occasionally Remus on top, but only certain positions. I think my main issue is with overlydominant!Remus in fics as I just don't imagine him like that at all. I'm fussy. Deal. XD

Naruto/Sasuke/Naruto (Naruto)~ Oh, the ULTIMATE pairing. I'm in love with Naruto as he's so gorgeous and has such a lush personality, whilst Sasuke is just too beautiful to be allowed and my feelings towards his hair are downright disturbing. Seriously. It turns me on. I want to run my fingers through it, it's just so thick, and ohhhh... you get the idea. I used to prefer seme Sasuke before I knew the characters properly, but now I tend slightly towards preferring NaruSasu; but they switch so perfectly, it doesn't matter who's on top. I think, both being ninja and rivals to one another, there's always a fun little battle for dominance ever-present when they have sex, and just because someone's on the bottom doesn't make them any less strong. With Sasuke and Naruto, there's biting, slamming against walls, pinning to the floor and aggressive clothes ripping abounds. In my head anyway. -grin- And oh god, despite loving this pairing SO MUCH... well... -whispers- I have a bit of an Uchihacest thing. For some reason AU and out of charcter so it doesn't really mess with canon or my NaruSasuNaru obsession at all; they just look freaking hot together and my y!gallery account is filled with various pictures of them doing one another. Oh dear.

Kakashi/Iruka (Naruto)~ Another Naruto pairing that I like to delve in and out of when I'm bored. Kakashi is hoooootttt, even though my usual type is much girlier. Love his mask, and his random reading of pornographic material in public which ultimately says SEXUAL POWER! WOO! Um... why he's with Iruka... because it's popular so there's quite a few fics out there and Iruka just seems to go quite nicely with him. They switch very nicely too, IruKaka is as hot as KakaIru. Again, woo! to the violent ninja sex, it's always good fun.

Zabuza/Haku (Naruto)~ These are an obsession of mine! OH MY GOD is Haku not just obscenely erotic? That voice! Those eyes! I lurve him way too much... -sigh-. Zabuza's a bit manly for me, but his growly voice is kinda sexy and he is just so perfect with Haku. The blatant sexual thing going on between these two in the programme is just astounding. How hot is the scene where Zabuza wakes up from the needle attack?! Haku actually refers to Zabuza's body as "flawless", in a really quite unecessarily sexy way. It's even better in the subbed Japanese version where he just blatantly states "I didn't want to scar your beautiful body, Zabuza-san!". Good god Haku, really. The tension is killing me. I know this relationship is a bit of a fucked up one... yeah, there's the age difference (tending slightly into shotacon...) and then there's the whole master/tool thing going on but they really do care for each other, I knows it, I do! Theirlove'ssocanon -squee-

Orochimaru/Kabuto (Naruto)~ I think there's hints of a relationship between them in the series, but who knows. I just think they are fabulously sexy together with their evil smirking. Orochimaru is MADE of sex. Really. He is. And I have an odd desire to brush his long, beautiful, silky-looking hair... but anyway. And Kabuto? He's so fabulously bratty and evil he needs to be punished, in a violently sexual way that he loves oh so very much. Occasional switching maybe? Oro's always in charge though, and doesn't let Kabuto forget it. -smirk- I also quite like the idea of a relationship between Oro/Kimimaro but in a different way to my normal pairings. I like to think they maybe slept together a handful of time, always very slow and sweet and simple, Kimi looking beautiful and fragile, happy just to be pleasing his master. It's shota, yes, but I think in this case it's quite beautiful; and hey, it's not like Kimi lived a normal life anyway, is it? Then Kimi starts to get too ill, and Oro moves onto Kabuto...

Kankurou/Gaara (Naruto)~ I could never understand why people had OT3's until I met the sand sibs. I actually pair(?) all three of 'em together, and I am in lust with them all. Yum Gaara's body... and his eyes... he's so damn beautiful. I like threesome fics about them, and any combination of pairings (KanGaa best, for the yaoi-licious-ness, followed by KanTem as their personalities go so well together (good god, I have a het pairing?!), and finally GaaTem, which I don't think works as well as the others but is still pretty good). I used to be so scathing of incest pairings but sandcest is total LOVE!

Kotetsu/Izumo (Naruto)~ Okay, the number of ships I support in Naruto is getting out of hand; too bad I don't care. HOW SWEET ARE THESE TWO? Total married couple. I like to think they've been with each other since their early teens and only ever had each other. They don't appear in the anime nearly enough , but when they do I just love them. Particularly the fact that they always seem to be together, and there's even times when they don't even need to speak to know what the other is thinking; a nod and they totally understand. Like I said; totally married, bless them. And so gorgeous as well. Occasional IzuKot as they do switch quite nicely.

Kisame/Itachi (Naruto)~ Never really gave much consideration to this couple, but then I stumbled across a fic and suddenly over the space of a few days my favourites list on my computer was filled with KitaIsa porn. Most odd. I think there's something fascinating about their relationship; I like the way Kisame treats Itachi not as someone to be scared of or worshipped as a genius, but simply as his often weird, sometimes annoying, rather hot and strangely likeable partner. Itachi is a character that I'm never sure how much I like, but he's definitely growing on me. I think I can only ever see Itachi as uke, but that isn't to say he's submissive in the least. There is something really beautiful about Itachi bottoming from the top I think. However much Kisame acts like Itachi is normal in terms of his power and tries to treat him as he would anyone else, I'm sure he's always aware that one wrong move and Itachi will kill him. They have a strange fondness for one another despite their personalities.

Soubi/Ritsuka (Loveless)~ Soubi is HOT, especially with his hair tied up, and Ritsuka is just such a pretty little thing. They have an interesting relationship to say the least. Ritsuka would make such a gorgeous little uke when he's a little older; but then again , there's the whole master/servant and masochistic Soubi thing going on so...XD

Natsuo/Youji (Loveless)~ These are way underage but I can't help but find them utterly gorgeous, especially Natsuo. Love their evil grins. Young as they are, I wouldn't mind seeing them in a few naughty situations -teehee- and out of the two of them, I can kinda see Natsuo looking better on top but Youji is the sacrifice and therefore sort of in charge so either way works well. I also quite enjoy (the very few) fics in which they are molesting a not-quite-sure-he-wants-this-but-can't-really-resist Kio (who, by the way, is seriously, seriously sexy with his hair, and his earrings, and his sexy come-ons to Soubi). I'm going to hell. Or at least prison or something, anyway. Loveless is the most shota-complex-inducing thing on the planet, I swear.

Anyways, I shall now stop boring you to death and let you get on with living your life, which is probably far more exciting than mine. Good day to you! Oh, and feel free to email me any time if you want a fic beta-ing, or to talk about anything you want :-D