YOUR ENLIGHTENMENT

Having an absolutely-bally-spiffin'-hunky-dory day?

Name: Marks me as existent. It gives people something to call me other than "Hey YOU!"

Location: Actually, I have two: here and there.

Assuredly: I sing to myself a lot, sometimes improv., sometimes the published stuff. I don't really limit the style . . . sometimes.

- Most who know me find me a rather . . . interesting person. Some encourage me by joining in or laughing, some encourage me by just standing there. By standing there, they really victimize themselves. And you know, these few last sentences have somewhat encouraged the use of the word 'some'. Hmm . . . how odd. I reminds me of the time I ate a rose petal.

- Then there are the smiles. They bring me joy, especially if made at my own expense. Why? Because that way I know it's not at someone else's expense, which involves apologizing. I'm stubborn. I don't like apologizing. Oh, I'll do it, but it really takes down a notch in my pride. So. Let's keep it at my own expense. However, just because they smile does not mean the smile is genuine. That's when I strive for the perfection of it.

- How do you like your marshmallows? I consider this a vital part of someone's being. In fact, I think I might just go change my poll. It will be titled so: 'How do you like your marshmallows?' Give me a few weeks to get some results on the current one and 'BAM!' People all over the world will come in touch with their inner being. If they vote, that is, or at least ask themselves the question.

Oh . . . I never told you how I liked them, did I? I tend to ramble. Be prepared after I answer, because I am already anticipating my path . . . Charcoal black. That's how it should be. Of course, you can only eat so many. Did you know I never knew how my friend of some odd years (or even years, whatever I prefer) liked her marshmallows? Charcoal black. Just like Albert Einstein. And me, of course.

CUDDLY SMALL ANIMALS.

And, as a natural organism in nature (many would disagree with that statement), I have . . . 'Dun-Dun-DUN!' DISLIKES!! They are: Curse-words! Innuendo! Idiots! Cole-slaw! -shudder- Murder for sheer pleasure! No, I'm not encouraging that! We live in such a horrible world today, I can't even begin to cover all of the bad stuff! And what frustrates me is when people see it staring them in the face and they can do something about it but don't! That's why I'm here! To ramble on about it!

GAAH! I feel useless!

Happier subject? I could list a few pleasant topics.

Mangas/Animes: Naruto, BLEACH, More Starlight to Your Heart, Avatar: the last air-bender, Spider Riders, Pita-Ten, Muhyo & Roji, S.A., and Blank Slate. I have also read the mangas of Wolf's Rain but have not actually seen the anime, and I've read a bit of Fruits Basket, but not enough to write with. It's quite interesting.

Favorite Cartoons: Kappa Mikey, The Batman, The Secret Show, Mega Man (Too bad they took the last one off air, but I'm still loving it!)

Favorite Video Games: Legend of Zelda (ALL OF IT! Which includes a very wide range as fans know), Super Smash Bros Melee, Animal Crossing

Hobbies: Messing with People, Drawing, Trumpeting, Writing Music, Making my Family Laugh, Chewing on Straws (recently discovered), and of course, Reading and Writing.

Reading and Writing . . . that's why we're here, isn't it? To impart the manifestations of our own imaginations into the world.

FACT: Without my family and friends to keep me in check, I think that I'd be a pretty selfish person. Not vain, selfish. And without the Big Man Upstairs to keep me in check, I probably wouldn't try very hard. Every single day, I have to remind myself to watch my mouth, and I am SO thankful that I accepted Jesus in my heart, because without Him, I would be incredibly lost. Man . . . my loved ones must have a fun time keeping up with my personality! And you're about to find out why . . .

my CONTEMPLATIONS

--If a fly and a lemon make contact at one-hundred miles an hour, how then will the ice cream truck reach Freedom Bay in a suitcase if the undertoe lost its sock?

-- Will Mozzerella ever repair his broken heart?

-- How many marshmallows can a birrel stuff into its mouth until it pops?

-- Notice this: "Dropping down upon?" Is that not . . . contradictory?

-- How big does a pond have to be before it can be considered a lake?

-- What if our bodies made us involuntarily eat?

SAYINGS

Please believe me when I tell you there is a fine line between randomness and nonsense. -Tek

Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know. - Foaly

Have an absolutely-bally-spiffn'-hunky-dory day! -Anonymous

Therapy is expensive. Popping bubblewrap is cheap. You choose.

Don't follow in my footsteps. I run into walls.

I'm in ur couch, stealing ur change -Naikoru

If you are what you eat, I could soon become YOU...-Laura

Hi! I'm (your name)! Can I have your spine? -Laura

I'm a Fermata...hold me! -Mr. Figure It Out

Ever heard of skipping? SICK! - Naikoru

Sploosh! -Hannalah

Thunder Thunder Thunder... LIGHTNIN'! cacheewwww -Ashley/Me

Humpty Dumpty was pushed. -Someone Who Knows

Stress is when you wake up screaming, and then you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet. -Unknown

You don't know where that ground has been! -Nomisan

Special K! -Yelime n' Meh

There are many people in the country who, through no fault of their own, are sane... It is up to people like you and me who are out of our tiny little minds to try and help these people overcome their sanity.

I didn't slap you - I just high-fived your face!

Tell her that if she's going to be two faced, she needs to at least try to make one of them pretty. -Hannahlah

He loves you in a fat, brotherly way . . . like a friar. -Tek