After reading from an author that my profile made her laugh, I realized I've changed a lot since I wrote it 3 years ago and should update it in case anyone was interested in my unexciting life.

There have been several author's who won't respond to my reviews because they don't know much about me, mostly my age. I guess this is to verify that it is ok that I read M material.

I live in sunny Southern California. I am a stay at home mom and I just kissed my 30's goodbye. It's a little embarassing that at this stage in my life I'm hung up on fictional characters. Upon entering my 40's every health issue that I once upon a time scoffed at has now attacked me in retribution. I'm not able to spend much time on FF anymore and refuse to think about all the great stories I'm missing for fear of a panic attack. At my age that isn't a good thing! My boys are growing up way too fast for my liking and their sarcastic mouths and know it all attitudes really piss me off. My mom says it's payback for the hell I put her through. I have a lot of hell to look forward to, if my boys are like me and/or my old man.

After reading many of these fanfics I wish I could pick one of these fantastic Edwards to replace my boring husband. Aftere 16 years of "til death do you part", I'd love to trade my old model for a 30-45 year, 6'2", copper haired, green-eyed piece of yummy-ness. If wishes came true...

Enough?

Fall asleep while reading this?