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RECENTLY UPDATED THURSDAY 08-21-08 (hopefully it will be updated weekly.)
You! Hey, you! Whats up? I'm StrongerThanISeem and I'm here to dominate Fanfiction.net!! Commence evil laughter!
Name: Yuki-Usagi-Uchiharuzuki-Watashi-Yuri-Yumi-Saru-Harasu-Kawasaki-Domo-Sama-Hime-Chan aka H.T.
Age: Unknown (Psshh. I'm old enough to know how to type, use the computer, and cuss. I think I'm old enough -rolls eyes-)
Gender: (Because apparently to some people my gender isn't obvious) Female, nincompoops! (Holy shit, am I going to get banned for saying poop?)
Height: Unknown (I actually don't know the exact height)
Weight: Unknown (Like hell I'd give that to you)
Location: Unknown (Again, like hell.)
Eye Color: Blue
Hair: Blondish brown.
Skin: Hmm, I wonder what it could be considering I have blue eyes and blonde hair. I wonder...-sarcastic-
Relationship Status: Single! But that still doesn't mean that if you make a perv comment that you won't get hacked :P
FAVES
Color(s): Pale green, pale blue, brown, and black. They all go so well together.
Food: Basically any food except spinach or oysters.
TV show: CSI, CSI: NY, CSI: Miami, Law And Order, Law And Order: SVU, NCIS, Without A Trace, Cold Case, The Closer, In Plain Sight, Ghost Hunters, Naruto, Teen Titans, Avatar The Last Airbender, Code Lyoko, Xiaolin Showdown, Ben 10, Ben 10: Alien Force, Tokyo Mew Mew, Sailor Moon, Card Captors, Jeff Dunham's Spark Of Insanity, and Paranormal Kids.
Song Of The Week: Great Escape by Boys Like Girls
Music Artist(s): Paramore, My Chemical Romance, Slipknot, Skillet, Good Charlotte, Greenday, Avril Lavigne, Kelly Clarkson, Everlife, Flyleaf, Simple Plan, Three Days Grace, Evanescence, Daughtry, and Red Jumpsuit Aparatus. (In no particular order)
Movie(s): Man In The Iron Mask, Just My Luck, Ever after, Devil Wears Prada, Simpsons Movie, All of the Naruto movies, Pagemaster, and Avatar: sozin's comet
Style: music/skater girl/punk
Animal: Mostly wolves, crows, and polar bears.
HATES
Color: Hot Pink
Food: Spinach and oyster
TV show: Telletubbies
Song: Hot by Avril Lavigne
Music artist: (I only dislike their music) Micheal Jackson and Britney Spears
Movie: Any aminated Bratz or Polly Pocket or other sissy movie.
Stlye: Skank-ish (no offense or anything)
Animal: I really dislike bugs.
Okay, I'm about ~~ years old, I love to read, write, play the drums/saxaphone, play sports (mostly tennis, soccer, and skating) and hanging out with my friends. Some say that I have a very dry humor, which I get from my parents and grandparents. My siblings annoy me to no end. But whose don't, right? Anyways, I love animals, and nature and I have a few goals for the future. I want to help the world. I don't care how, but I want to. I also plan on starting my own magazine. So, uh, yeah.
THINGS I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT
My teddy bear (Yes, I still have one!), music, my lucky rock gem keychain my great-aunt Eunice gave me, and a dolphin necklace my best friend gave me before she moved.
FEARS
Mostly death, and bugs. But I do have major stage fright.
MISCELLANIOUS (sp?)
I have a wide range of common sense but if you ask me a academic problem I might not answer it. And god help you if you ask me to tutor you! I can't teach for shit!
I do have an inner (yes, I know, so many people do too) but I'm not sure if its an inner or if its a split personality. Ah well.
And some people (mostly my brothers) say i have a demon inside me so I named her Naima (she kinda appears in one of my stories :P). I don't know if she is real or not but that might be the voice in my head, considering Lexi s not evil.
Tch, whatever! And some people say that my voice changes depending on what I say...so...yeah.
The Copy-And-Patse that everyone is sick of yet loves!
If you have ever fallen down the stairs copy this on your profile
If you have ever fallen UP the stairs copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutly no reason, copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull or vice versa copy and paste this on your profile
If you have a very wide range of interests copy and paste this on your profile
If there are times you just want to annoy people for the heck of it, copy and paste this on your profile
92 percent of the teenage population would be dead if Ambercrombie and Bitch-er i mean Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this on your profile if you are one of the 8 percent who would be laughing their ass off.
Weird is good. Strange is bad. Weird is the same as different which means the same as unique! Which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this on your profile
98 percent of teenagers has or do smoke pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, and never will, copy and paste this on your profile
If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever randomly broke out in a dance and didn't care who was watching, copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this on your profile
If you love rain, copy and past this on your profile
If you love snow, copy and paste this on your profile
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this to your profile
If you love any kind of ice cream at all, copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever bitch-slapped a snob PROUDLY put this on your profile
If you'v been on the computer for hours on end reading multiple fanfictions copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever started a food fight copy and paste this on your profile
If you have insanly annoying siblings copy and paste this on your profile
If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile
If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken-Butt-Hair-Dude' copy and paste this on your profile while laughing your head off.
If you want Karin (from Naruto) to crawl in a hole and die, copy and paste this on your profile
92 percent of the population has moved onto rap. If your one of the two percent who stayed with rock, copy and paste this on your profile
If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real so you coud be one of them, copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever run into a door, copy this onto your profile
If you think those stupid kids should give that Godforesaken rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever tripped on your own feet copy and paste this on your profile
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this on your rofile
If you don't like NejiHina copy and paste this on your profile
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laughs when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing like, "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. (i find myself a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever had an arguent with yourself and LOST, copy and paste this on you profile.
If you want to smack the living daylight out of Sasuke for leaving Sakura copy an paste this on your profile!
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes copy this on your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile
If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile
If you hate those mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this on your profile
If you have been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing copy this on your profile
If you have ever crashed into a wall while sugar high copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination put this on your profile
If, with no warning, laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, copy this on your profile
If you think girls should rule the world and that it would be a better place copy this onto your profile
If you have ever thrown something at a TV screen when you saw a character you despised, copy and paste this on your profile
If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer
If you have ever copy and pasted something copy and paste this onto your profile
Female Combacks
Man: Have I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes thats why I don't go there anymore
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sitdown
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours and I go to mines.
Man: Hey baby, whats your sign?
Woman: Do not enter
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you
Man: If I could see you naked I'd die happy
Woman: If I saw you naked I'd die laughing
Man: So what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u next to i I
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.
TIME FOR A MATH LESSON
From a strictly mathmatecal viewpoint
What makes 100 percent? What does it mean to give MORE than 100 percent? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent? We all have been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over one hundred percent. How about acheiving 103 percent? What makes up 100 percent in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions;
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11= 98 percent
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5= 96 percent
but
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 =100 percent
and,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20= 103 percent
and look how far this one will take you,
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7= 118 percent!
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, its really the BULLSHIT and ASSKISSING that will put you over the top.
Funny Quotes
~When life give you lemons, shut up and eat your damn lemons
~I was going to kill the ugliest person alive but then i thought I'd let your mom live one more day
~Karin so fat even Naruto don't believe it!
~Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to.
~There are two things that are infinite. The universe and human stupidity. And I'm not so sure about the universe.
~Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.
~Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.
~Be yourself. That's crazy enough.
~You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail.
~Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. I guess I can settle for second place.
~They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG!" i don't think you'd kill many people
~Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.
~I have animal magnetism-- when I go outside, squirrels stick to my sleeves.
~The trouble with real life is that there is no background music
~I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere
~Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.
~Forecast for tongiht: darkness
~If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do?
~I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
~Never go to a docter whose office plants have died.
~How come when you mix water with sugar, you get glue and then when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go?
~If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something
~Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.
~Hell is full of musical ametuears
~There is a fine line between genious and insnity. I have erased this line
~I'm not random I just have many thoughts
~I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes
~I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it
~ -sticks hand in electric box- CHIDORI!!
~If you had a life you would stop talking about mine
~We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!
~Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking
~The below statement is true
The above statement is false
~Heaven doesn't want me there and Hell knows I'll take over.
~Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies
~Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner.
~People are like slinkies. Basically useless and yet its so amusing to watch them fall down stairs
~In a world of cheerios, be a frootloop!
~Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later.
~God must love stupid people...he made so many
~There is no great genious without a mixture of madness
~When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
~You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me.
~Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor.
~PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a bitch.
~Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them as much
~If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense
~One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
~When life gives you lemons make grapejuice, lay back, and let the world wonder how you did it.
~I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah!
~Eat healthy. Work right. Die anyway.
~I have a dream and in it, something eats you.
~Its sad your own mom dresses you like that.
~Everyone is beautiful on the inside. If you think bones and guts are beautiful.
~Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its hysterical
~My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems
~If aliens are looking for intellegent life, why the hell are you scared?!
~I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.
~I met Nicole Richie!! No wait, that might've been a twig...
~Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie doll.
~If idiots could fly this place would be an airport.
~I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words
~Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret!
~Quick, whats the number for 9-1-1?
~You should always proofread what you write in case you any words.
~I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap out a better conversation than you.
~I ran into my ex today. Then I put it in reverse and hit him again.
~By the time you finished reading this you'll realize you just wasted 5 seconds of your life
~I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday
~Hi! I'm human. What're you?
~Have you considered sueing your brain for non-support?
~I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass!
~Everyone has a right to be ugly, but you're abusing that privelage.
~If we were to kill everyone who thought you were stupid, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!
~I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
~Why don't you slip into something more comfortable; like a coma?
~What is this 'kindness' you speak of?
My Favorite Quotes
~I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away
~The devil sold his soul to Gaara
~You know what! Earth sucks, I'm going home!
~There are very few problems that cannot be solved by large amounts of explosives
~Boys don't fall for me, I trip them.
~Don't get mad, get sadistic!
~Common sense is the enemy of comedy
~Wherever there is life there is love
~I may not be perfect but at least I'm confident
~Sometimes all we need are each other
~Life is like a circle. No wonder I'm so dizzy.
~Yeah I'm a loser, but I'm the coolest loser you'll ever meet
~A friend would call you a retard but a best friend would call you one and act like one with you.
~Boy break hearts so why don't we break their necks?
~One night, I looked up into the sky. I began counting the reasons why I love you. I was doing great until I ran out of stars.
Number your twelve favorite Naruto characters ((in no order)) and answer the questions!
1. Sakura
2. Hinata
3. Gaara
4. Itachi
5. Naruto
6. Tenten
7. Sasuke
8. Kiba
9. Iruka
10. Temari
11. Shikimaru
12. Hidan
1.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic?
No, I actually haven't. Do they even exist, because whoever thought of Shikimaru and Tenten must've been high. 0-o
2.) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Itachi? Jesus, he is SMOKIN' hot!! So, basically, yeah, I find him attractive. ;P
3.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
-falls over, hysterical- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!
HOLY RAMEN! Kiba...and Hidan?! THE HELL?! They don't ever meet, none the less, they can't get pregnant...but it would be amusing to read a fic about it...though I think I need to call a paramedic then...0-o
4.) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Um, kind of. I was experimenting with pairings and I came across Iruka/Sakura, so um...yeah, i have! :D
5.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Uhhhhhh...possibly, if you're into that kind of thing. Tenten is all tomboy and Hinata's all sweet...I guess it could work out, i dunno!
6.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Naruto/Iruka or Naruto/Temari?Honestly, Naruto and Iruka, because they know each other and its bonding and it could be sweet. Temari and Naruto...not good, not good at all. 0-o. Think of the arguing!
7.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
-hyperventalates- Sasuke...walking in...on...Hinata...and HIDAN?! -passes out- -wakes up again- Well, since Sasuke is a horny bastard I'd guess he'd...join in? -mental image- GAHHHH!!
8.) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.
Gaara and Temari? You're...you're kidding me, RIGHT? Oh god, whatever, let me just make this quick:
A boring and hot day in Suna, finds one certain Kazekage realizing that...Temari, his sister...is actually a girl?!
Oh crap, now I can actually see that happening in my mind...I NEED BRAIN SOAP!
9.) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Sakura/Kiba? YES! TOTALLY! I have read many fluff of them.
10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Shit man, why this?! Sasuke and Hidan?! -sigh-
I guess it would be; 'Never Ending Flame'
11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Itachi de-flowering Sakura? That's a reasonable pairing...
On yet another attempt at finding Sasuke Uchiha, Sakura Haruno finds herself stuck in yet another situation. Although, this time she's stuck in a cave. Stumbling around, she finds another shinobi, a quiet man, someone who seems familiar...yet strange. They need to survive, and many things occur. And one (hot, passionate) night, in the dark cave, Sakura had to laugh at her luck. That night, she realized something. Instead of finding one Uchiha, she found the other.
Bleh. That sucked.
12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Yes, because most of us love Gaara. ;P
13.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Shikimaru? Unfortunatly, no. If they did it would be hanging up on my wall! :D
14.) Would anyone on your friends list wrte Two/Four/Five?
Hinata/Itachi/Naruto, hmm? That would actually be a good story!! But, no, they don't. I wouldn't mind writing it though... -evil grin-
15.) What might Ten scream at the moment of great passion?
"OH FUCK!" maybe? I dunno.
16.) If you wrote a sing-fic about Eight, which song would you use?
This one is too obvious: "Who Let The Dogs Out"!! :D or if it was a serious one, maybe Welcome To The Jungle?
17.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Sakura/Tenten/Hidan WARNING: MAJOR swearing, violence, pointy things, and possible gore.
This one makes sense though, because Tenten and Hidan did meet and Sakura and Hidan is an actual pairing, so yeah.
18.) What would be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Temari using a pick-up line on Hinata? Damn, I dunno!
19.) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
"Troublesome" XD
20.) How emo is Seven?
Seven? You mean, Sasuke? Sasuke Uchiha, KING of all things emo? Dude, I'm not even going to answer that. (Oh wait, I think I just did 0-o)
Okay, I know I said I didn't like yaoi but my brother suggested a show that looked like a music show or whatever and it was called Gravitation. And it was yaoi. But I loved it! There were links to other yaoi videos and such so woo! I'm not going to become a total yaoi fangirl or whatever but hey! I like it now! So, uh, yeah, just thought you should know!
And all Gravitation fans, did you hear Shuichi's and Eiri's dubbed voices?! Holy --!! They sucked! I listened to the very first minute of the first episode in english and I switched to japanese/english subtitles. And there was one scene that I really wanted to see but I didn't, where Shuichi was sleeping in Eiri's lap. I so wanted to see it because everyone said it was sweet! Anyone know which episode it is??
By the way, why are there only 13 episodes? There can be more...
And I read some Gravi fanfics and I must say, Suguru X Hiro is now my favorite pairing1 But I read them all T-T
Lexi: Hey!
Me: Yeah yeah hey...
Sakura: Whats wrong?
Raven: Yeah?
Me: Feh, this profile is almost over...
Everyone: NOOOOOOO -sobs-
Naima: SUCK IT UP!
Me: Okay well a few side notes are that Kisa-hime (Kisame: DON'T CALL ME THAT!) is my cousin, along with Konan-chan. And Tobi is one of my bestest friends!!
Okay, I finally saw the last few minutes of Avatar: Sozin's Comet. At the hug part between Zuko and Aang, I just knew that people out there would make it into a yaoi thing. Oii...anyways, I thought the kiss at the very end between Katara and Aang was sweet but I was REALLYYYY hoping for Zuko X Katara. Oh well...-disappointed- And I read a story on how to make a 'proper' Avatar fc and I must say, kudos! (If the author is reading this...-shifty eyes-)
Story updates
FOR NARUTO STORIES:
Charms: The Darkness Within: 3 chapters
Mk, you should be expecting the fourth chapter SOON, alright?!
The Minichats!: 12 chapters
...Damn. Damn, damn, damn, damn, dammnnn! The admin took it away! -cries- Nooo...-pout- BUT I HAVE A SOLUTION! (Did I spell that right?) I will make another version ofThe MiniChats, k? And it will totally go by the rules, so no worries! (Look for the title The Minichats 2.0: We're Back Baby!)
The Flower: 4 chapters
Ahahahah, I know, I know, its stupid. Listen, if you have a problem with the OOC then why'd you read it? It obviously has a warning in the summary! And it is all planned out too! I even have plans or a sequal (and a sequal to the sequal!) I just need to finish it and see the results. Okay? No worries! And I actually have most of the next chapter typed up its just that it is soo long and I needed several days. So look out for it!!
Of Spellbooks and SATS: 10 chapters!
Okay, I updated and wala! The tenth chapter! So, um, yeah! There you go! And to clear things up it was Sakura that was in the art room, not Tenten. Someone was confused on that, so, sorry! :P And reviews people, how come no one reviews anymore? Where have they gooonnnneee?! Also, a small note: One 'flame' I got says that this should be regular Naruto and stuff. Am I delusional, or does this website say Fanfiction? Because, I'm hoping that everyone here knows that anything goes in fanfiction! We're clear on that sunject, right?
Ninja Life: 9 chapters.
Yes, a short last chapter but still. I'm trying people. Though I guess not very hard...-sweatdrop- But hopefully you liked the last chapter.
Highschool In Pink: 5 chapters
DISCONTINUED.
Letter: 3 chapters
Yes, I actually updated! Mwuahahahaha! Anyways, it shall be updated sooner. And I need help with a chapter placement. Any takers?
Left Came Stay: 8 chapters
-bonks head repeatedly- I don't know where I was going with the whole 'asking out' thing between Sasuke and Sakura. All I can say is that it was great suspense and such. Help me?
Surviving The Konohas: 1 chapter
Okay, I know, it was alot like the story but trust me the next chapters will go differently. And any suggestions for the pairing. I mean, between four choices: Naruto X Sakura, Neji X Sakura, Sasuke X Sakura, or Mystery Guy X Sakura (Don't worry I know who the mystery guy is!)
A Cherry Blossom Story: 6 chapters
Basically I need no help whatsoever. Just the motivation to do it. I know, I'm lazy, bite me.
All Here: 4 chapters
Don't fret, even though it has been ages to wait for it, I did make the fourth chapter. Updates will come sooner though.
Battle Of The Bands: 10 chapters
I might wait a little for this story to find my muse. I don't really know much on romance (I have no experience) so I need to find/research stuff because there will be romance in the eleventh chapter, considering Sakura is going to Sasuke's house. So bare with me. Please!! -gets down on knees-
Her heart was like: 3 chapters.
Basically its only going to be five chapters long. Unless you want people like the female senseis but I don't know. Whatever. Vote on it.
FOR TEEN TITANS STORIES
Coming On Back: 4 chapters
Basically I wrote the next chapter somewhere but I lost it and I can't remember what the chapter had in it, so i have to start from scratch. Please forgive me if it takes too long!
Rebirth: 2 chapters
Okay, I am so close to updating, just hang in there! And the threats for updating were...um, wow. I never knew those things could be done with a spork 0-o
Jump High For The Super Powerful: 1 chapter
God people, this story was not one of my bests. Oh, don't worry, I'm still going to do it but it might take extremely long, like when I finish all my other stories. Very sorry.
Nobody Wins: 2 chapters
Okay, please please please don't question the words/grammer/whatever, because I can honestly say I did not plan this one out at ALL. Truly sorry, but I plan on making it more suspenseful and such. and yes, the time frame was a little crazy but I was tired. Oh well, deal with it. -sticks tongue out-
FOR XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN
Rebuilding Broken Walls: 2 chapters
I have everything to the last word planned out, written in ink, and typed in several copies. I'm just not putting them on so fast because it will bring suspense. Hahahahahaha. -peace sign- I know, I'mma botch.
FOR BEN 10
I've Got A Secret: 3 chapters
I just realized I never put the update stuff for my Ben 10 fics. Well, anyways, this story is coming along great and I'm teling you now, that the story will go way past the finale. Ok? Is that good? Because there will be major drama, and since I have recently discovered just WHO Julie is, she shall appear! And there will be action...I hope.
Family Portrait: 2 chapters
So, basically, this idea came to me by a song. whatever. Anyays, it will be updated but I need more reviews!
FOR iCARLY
Liar Liar: 1 chapter
Yes, I actually made an iCarly fic! I just saw the dance episode and then went to iCarly on FF. After reading the stories I loved them! and I hope you think the idea is slightly original. Cuz all the stories I have read about sam's double life, she is abused, adopted, whatever. My quesiton is why? So, yeah, Sam's an heiress! Le gasp!
Story Ideas:
Okay, I bet you're thinking, 'she has so many stories already, why would she need more?!' Well, I like new ideas and it would be cool to share them, don't you think? Say, if you didn't like any of my stories, and I come up with a new one that you love, how would that be?
For Naruto:
Title: Skating? Please!
Rating: T
Genre: Humor/Romance (or) Adventure/Romance
Summary: AU. Top three skaters in the school, Sasuke, Neji, and Gaara. Bad-boys, punks, and all out HOT. Knows everyone and everything...except one girl, Sakura. How'd they miss her, with her pink hair, green eyes, and rad moves?! Who will fall first? SasuSakuGaaNeji
Notes: Ah, another highschool fic. Yes, I am in love with highschool fics. But this time, Sakura isn't a mary-sue (I'll make sure!) and isn't the new girl. So, okay. Vote yes or no for this!
For Gravitation:
Title: Effervesce
Rating: T
Genre: Romance/Drama
Summary: v. To be lively. Because we all know that Suguru needs a little happiness in life. Who better than Hiro?
Notes: Hehehehe. I have finally decided to do this. It will come out whether any of you like it or not ut I want to update a few of my other stories first! I'm just saying to look out for it!!
I have an announcement! I had a completely weird (but awesome!) dream the other night. And I think that I might make that into a story! But here's the thing...if I make a fic based off of my dream, it would be an OC story. So, yes, I am succumbing to the OC fandom! AHHH!! Psh. But whatever, so I would do somehting like that. And yes, yes, I know, you don't want another mary-sue! I'll try not to make her one, but I can't promise! So, look out for one! And warning, if I do make an OC story, don't flame it just because you don't like OCs. If you didn't like OCs, then why'd you click on it, because I will definatly have an OC warning. Thank you!
Random question time, I can't help but ask. Who hates commercials? I am sorry but GOSH, commercials are so annoying!! Its not that the commercials have nothing to do with the product being sold (as most people complain) because honestly, in every commercial I've seen, it all comes together. But what I really really hate is the fact that so many people want to have commercials for their buisness/product/whatnot, that the TV stations are cutting off a few minutes of the show that you were watching! See, I was watching CSI the other night, and it was getting really good and I was so hyped up because I wanted to know what happened soooo badly. And right before commercial break, they were about to reveal who had done it when...! Febreeze commercial! GAHHH! I was so pissed. So, if you really hate commercials as much as I do, say so! That way, the TV companies can realize that people watch TV for shows not ads. And maybe we could also do something about those repeating commercials (I swear, the Reuban Subway commercial has been on every commercial break! I know it by heart now!) So, speak up!
I just realized too, that what I really hate are stealers. Not, steal-your-money-or-car-type stealers (although I'm not too fond of them) but the this-fic-is-so-good-let-me-write-one-just-like-it-type stealers. And I mean JUST like it. I don't remember the title of this story or whatever but I read an amazingly good and well-thought out story (I'll find it later!) that I favorited and then, a few days later, when I was looking for stories to read to pass the time, I stumble across a story that seemed eerily similar to the other one! I then compared the stories and almost word for word! God, I hate stealers. They stink. I admit, Some of my ideas are a little similar to other stories but I have twists that I hope are different that the rest. And okay, if one story you have is exactly like another story you have, that's okay. But if you steal SOMEONE ELSE'S idea, well, then, you are evil!
Sorry for rambling on you, but seriously, people need to state what's going on in their lives and get it out! And I really like it when frieds, strangers, whoever get involved in debates and converstaions. So, if you agree with me on the commercial and stealer thing (or if you want to bring up another topic) e-mail me! Or someone else! C'mon, this world is seriously in need of an adjustment and why not start with debating on it with others, and trying to do it yourselves! I know that I am going to start a club or something to get people to stop wasting paper because my teacher hated it when I wrote an assignment on the back of a completely different one. Because we need to recycle! Anyways, so if I'm making a difference, why can't you guys? I know that everyone here on Fanfiction is smart because if you weren't, why would you go to a site about reading, for cheese's sake?! (Yes, I just said cheese's sake) Get movin'!
ADOPTION ALERT! ADOPTION ALERT! ADOPTION ALERT! ADOPTION ALERT!
It has been decided! Who wants to continue Highschool In Pink for me?! Huh?! Any takers?! C'mon, it's free! -waggles eyebrows-... NOT LIKE THAT YOU SICK PERVERTS!
H.T.'s ADVICE FOR SCHOOL!
Well la-di-da, school's coming soon! Who else is shitting their pants thinking about it? Not me! :D However, most of the people I know are. And you might be too! Shocker! And of course no one likes to feel nervous, so follow advice that will last not only on the first day, but throughout the year!
(The situation is bold, and the solution is italic. Ok?)
First day of school, and you don't know anyone. You're sitting alone at a table and its lonely. Look around! Observe! Notice the little things about people like their notebooks, or what they wear (If they wear uniforms look at their accesories!) to see if you have anything in common with a person. If you have the same backpack, or if you just LOVE her shoes, say so and start up a conversation! Get introductions out of the way and begin growing a small bond. Try this with several (less or more) people. Rememeber, it doesn't matter if you don't have alot of friends. Just one is fine!
Worrying about what to wear, what to say, how to act, and who you'll meet on the very first day. People say the first impression is important. That is true, however, its more important to you. See, don't go over the top in make-up, high heels, and a mini skirt if you're the jeans type of gal. (Same for boys, without the make-up and whatnot) If you are someone you're not to impress people on the first day of school, they'll bond with you because of what you wear (mostly.) So wear your favorite shirt or favorite pair of shoes. If you have uniforms, find a good necklace, or jacket. And, sadly, don't wear something that you hate yoursef, to only impress people, because let's face it, there are a lot of stereotypes. Just wear what you love, put your head up high, and walk through those halls with pride!
You're at a dance, but no one's dancing! You want to dance, but you'd feel akward. Do what you love! Just dance. If you suck at it or not, if you have fun, you won't care and then no one else would (Okay, a few people would, but come on, like they're ever going to remember). And if it really bothers you that much to dance alone, grab a friend/date/random person and convince them to dance. Note; if they say they don't want to, you can't really force them, but still ask why. If they feel the same as you about the dancing (like they most likely will) just tell them that it doesn't matter. Shake it!
Holiday vacations, day off of school, even the weekend; and you have nothing to do. Whether its just staying at home or going to a boring hotel with family, make the most of it! If your friends are going to Hawaii or Vermont or California for Christmas (Or any other holiday!) and you're stuck with Uncle Bob in plain old Minnesota watching your cousins wrestle, do something about it! When stuck at home, read a new book, go for a walk to where you've never been before, try to convince your parents to take you to a park, or a lake, to play or to watch the sunset. Little things are what we remember most! So when you're best friend comes back from her spring break telling you how awesome it was, just be happy for her because even if you can't tell a life-changing story, you still had a good time.
Too much homework. Okay, even I can admit, I don't do my homework (Who, me?!). And I know how it feels when parents get on you for not doing it. It grates on your nerves. However, they do have a point. Homework is important and almost half of your grade, so if you are too distracted by your boyfriend, (or girlfirend), or if you have movie plans with your bff, get them to come over and do their homework WITH you. I know, its cliche and obvious and people say it alot, but still. And it'd be even better if your plans or dates were after the study session so not only would you get good grades and parents off your back, you'd get a reward too!
Scared of speaking in front of class for oral report. Do they even have oral reports anymore? Oh well. If you're scared of speaking in front of your class for anything, listen up. They say imagining people in their underwear helps. It doesn't. It only does three things; make you laugh, make you drool (hottie in the back seat!), or give you nightmares. what you really need to do is pretend that they aren't listening. Sure, they might stare intently or the teacher will raise their eyebrow, waiting, but if you pretend like they are all talking with their friends or goofing around, it won't seem that hard!
Trying out for sports Want to be goalie? Going for cheerleading captain? But afraid you'll pass out before you even try to score? Relax! Stop stressing if you're good or not. Because there are other people in your school wanting those position too. and if you don't make the cut, it's not because YOU weren't good enough, but because someone else could have been better. Just give it your all and make me proud!
Evil teachers We all have one. And we all want revenge. But, alas, we can't. I bet you're thinking, 'Why can't we, they deserve it?!'. Because, dear reader, as much as they DO deserve it, it will only make our lives miserable. The teacher will call your parents, call the principal and your life yould be a living hell. Basically, though, if you want to get back at them (if only a little) do this; don't let them get to you. Don't give them the satisfaction of seeing you squirm!
Anything else that I might've missed (but will surely get back to later!) Embarrasing moments, failing a class, friends moving, and fights. All of that. All you have to do is keep going. Tomorrow is another day to kick ass, remember that! If you have an embarrasing moment, shake it off (no matter how 'traumatizing', don't be a drama queen!) becuase everyone has had several mess-ups. and if anyone laughs, tell 'em to shove it. Failing a class, well, that's a tad differnet. It's not because you weren't trying enough, or you weren't smart enough. It's because something is overwhelming you. I should know. Just take a deep breath when smething gets too hard. When you're readng a book for your project and it all seems to get jumbled up, re-read. Ask your teacher for help, and if that is too embarrasing for you, ask your friends. And if your friends can't help then I don't think you should be hanging out with them! Now, your friends moving. I've seen it all, people getting mad, people crying, and people not caring. First off, don't get mad. It isn't your friend's fault if they have to move! Just deal. Getting sad will make it slightly akward. Now you can be sad like 'I'm going to miss you and you better write' sad but not like 'NO! I'M NOT GOING TO SURVIVE!' sad. Get it? And not caring just makes you seem like an ass. Lastly, fights. Simple; don't start one, don't continue one. Easy. If someone is coming up all in your face, just tell them to back up. If it begins to escilate, draw some kind of attention so adults know whats happening. So, basically, that's all my advice. Have a good school year!
Last announcement (if you could call it an announcement). I have realized some life-changing things. No longer will I be a Karin-basher, or hate snobs (though I really do). Its not nice! Even if they do deserve that punch! Seriously, I am going to be equal about everyone and almost everything (not murder or crime, never!) Cause, basically, everything in this world is the same. (Note: I said everything not everyone) So, uh, yeah.
So, please note that one, I'm not the best of writers. Two, I make msitakes. alot of them. Three, I did give into a flame once so yes, I'm slightly vulnerable but I didn't want to be shut down! (And the flamer was actually a nice person and I don't know if it was a flame or not) Anyways, I appreciate all reviews I get. And my reviews will be hyper. Unless the story is angsty. I also have e reviewing sysem! As soon as I get ten reviews, I'll update! Unless for one chapter people give more reviews but I won't complain and also if I really want to get the story out! Whatever, just please have a good summer! And I guess school year! (Ah, its coming up so fast!)
FLAMES WILL BE USED TO COOK RAMEN! :D
STAY DRUG FREE AND AWAY FROM ME! lolz
COPYRIGHT 2007!! AND 2008!! and possible 2009? I wonder...
Now with my craziness and katana i leave you, PEACE OUT!
AND REMEMBER READ!! SCROOOOLLLL DOOOOWWWWNNNN!!
There is a sort of busy worm
That will the fairest book deform
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patriot, sage, or saint
Nor sparing wit nor learning
Now, if you'd know the reason why
The best of reasons I'll supply:
'Tis bread for the poor vermin
-J. Doraston (Quoted by W. Blades)