Hello again...

People who read Fred & Angelina: Sorry its on hold. School is waaaaay more important than an FF story (not trying to be rude but I would like to pass this year of highschool and make it into a first-rate Irish university)

While your waiting listen 2 my yummy mixtape: http://view.playlist.com/10505960203

TO the anonymous mofo who flamed my sucky poem dedicated to Fred: Bitch are you serious? If your gonna flame me you better fuckin do it right! Don't have grammar and spelling errors and don't make points that aren't even really points. oooo, your so lucky I don't know you. I'd fuck your shit up so bad your world would crumble...no doubt your one of those cyber nerds who likes to talk head on the computer but you can't back your shit up in real life. I'm not infuriated because you flamed me because trust me if I was you I'd flame me too but at least do it right. Don't be some weak ass flamer who can't even express themselves correctly.

i still love you though, because God and Jesus want me to

INTRODUCTION TO THE NELLE

Salut! My name is Janelle Isabelle (me and Fleur Delacour have the same middle name..awesomeness!) Richard.

My NEW and improved motto: Life sucks. Then you die.

I'm all about SLYTHERIN baby!!

I'm in highschool : )

I don't believe in the word ugly, i mean it slips out of my mouth sometimes, but other than a slip I don't use the word. As I am growing internally I realize that its just a retarded word used to hurt people who don't fit ones fancy. There is no such thing as ugly. You may look at a guy and think ew, gross but someone else could view that same person as a sex God (like Tom Felton. I think he's hot and my friends think he looks like shit. Ha, their all whore anyway _) Its all a matter of opinion you see. Therefore there is no ugly in this world there is only people's opinions.

I ABSOLUTELY LOATHE AMBERCROMBIE & FITCH, HOLLISTER, AMERICAN EAGLE, AND ANY OTHER PREPPY CLOTHING LINES!!...I aspire to one day burn those douche bag stores down. (P.S they discriminate against people who aren't emaciated, people who aren't what the world see as 'pretty', and they used to discriminate against asians)

FANFIC SEX/SMUT...I don't know what it is...I could read/write it all day everyday. Ironically enough I'm a virgin and will remain so until i find a nice irish stud to settle down with...or til I get a couple drinks in my system (I WAS ONLY KIDDING GOD! YOU KNOW I FIND ALCOHOL ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING) KEEP UR VAGINAS ON LOCKDOWN FOR JESUS UNMARRIED WOMEN!

I thank big ol' jesus in the sky for the awesome curse he bestowed upon me...lol, the curse of curves

I LOVE my pencil, it is my tool of trade because it kicks serious ass. I use it for stories, poems, my lovely sketchings, drawings, pictures, and violence if necessary (remember that scene in the Dark Knight where Joker shows one of Gamble's men a 'magic trick'?

I adore writing and literature.

Im absolutely in luv with the Harry Potter books. My favorite characters from the series are Angelina Johnson, Fred (may he rest in peace) & George (may his ear rest in peace) Weasley,Bellatrix Lestrange,Draco Malfoy and Montague.

I live in Palmdale, California and attend Pete Knight Highschool.

I love the French language it is la magnifique

Whiteboys are my guilty pleasure.

Icecream is divine.

School is Cool.

I go to church and I love 2 praise and spend time with God. (If you didn't know, I'm Christian. Just cuz I say all that doesn't mean I'm perfect patty, I still have a potty mouth, I still send the occasional mean as hell flame. I still fight and have beefs with people. All I'm saying is I'm still a sinner just like the rest of you though I'm working on it.

My favorite marauder is Lupin Remus. Me and Lupin are one in the same. We're both friendly and we're both cool nerds.

In my opinion the best house is Slytherin, because firstly they don't butter up the truth for anyone, they tell it like it is. Secondly, they got sexy ass boys, thirdly they have awesome evil tattoos, fourthly they get to have all the fun and muddle in the dark arts which I think is fucking awesome and they are very sensible and know exactly when to do what. Slytherin is exactly where the true gangtas of Hogwarts reside...but If i had to choose another house I'd defenitely go with Gryffindor because I am also a very very nice person and I love my friends and sometimes I think I would do anything for them, I also value and admire courage and Gryffindor also has the twins so I pretty much had to like that house because their in it, lol. ; P

So basically I'm a Slythindor 4 life : )

I love every1~I LOVE THE PEOPLE OF THIS WORLD. As a christian i'm supposed to. And if you don't believe me I'll tell you again: I LOVE EVERYONE IN THE WHOLE EFFING UNIVERSE: Stalkers, aliens, dogs, cats, vegetarians, people who hate me, physchos, Muslims, Nepalians, Africans, whites, thieves, addicts, murderers, adulterers, blacks, Turks, Romanians, homos, lesbos, bis, hindus, jews, Germans, white-supremecist, black-supremecist, atheists, rapists People think I'm crazy for it but just because i don't judge doesn't mean I'm crazy. it means I'm christ-like. He forgives us each day for being the jerks we are so why can't we all forgive eachother as well.

I'm not emo but I have friends who are and I think its pretty darn cool.

the joker is my favorite villain and is NOT creepy...he's fantastically twisted, dimentedly sexy, and crazily creative. I LOVE him, and I think the makeup makes him look EXTRA hot. Heath Ledger-(RIP)-u made the joker so much more than what he really was and i love you for playing him the way he was supposed to be played.

My favorite color is rainbow but if there is a color in specific than I'd go with GReeN cuz its just plain sexy. & im a tru Slytherin Chic wat can i say...?

I'm crazy for Jesus-Christ. HE is my reason for living, he made you, me, and everything we see. HE IS WONDERFUL, if u let him into your heart, your soul, and your life I guarantee you will never go wrong and even when you fuck up he'll be there to steer you back to where you need to be..jesus is frickin amazin and my personal savior plus the son of GOD...

Fanfiction also plays a great deal of importance in my life (not nearly as much as Jesus but still important).When I get older i plan on becoming a fiction writer.

I'm a reading addict

My virtue is kindness.

The deadly sin i hate? BIGOTRY, its disgusting.

I love it when a person speaks their mind, not to make a person feel good, but to be real...its how I wish I could be at times.

I don't do chickflicks very often...in all honesty their all mostly very GAY to me. I do guy movies...thats it, thats all it will ever be.

My favorite superhero is Batman cuz he's ALLLLLLLLL natural, just a man with a whole lotta kickass moves. No powers like superman who, by the way, sucks major kryptonite.

My favorite bands are Avenged Sevenfold, Paramore, Panic at the Disco, Green Day, sevenfold, Blink 182, Gym Class Heroes, Secondhand Serenade, Something Corporate, 3 days Grace, Breaking Benjamin, the Foo Fighters, The Jonas Brothers, Flyleaf, Draco and the Malfoys, Angelina Johnson and the secret fred weasley crush, Tokio Hotel, Korn...I have more but yeah, don't really feel like thinking them all up and typing them here.

& I'm black so if u haven't comprehended it by now I'm just gonna come right out and say it,I'M AFRICAN AMERICAN. I totally wish I was a black person from London or just somewhere in the UK, but as my luck would have it I'm just another american git.

Community colleges...no thanks, I'm studyin' ABROAD IN DUBLIN, IRELAND!

Random Quote of August: "Hail Hitler!"-Ned from Neo Ned...that is a great and very unique movie.

I truly dislike people who are constantly acting as if life is some kind of a beauty pageant and they judge others all the time on how they look, dress, walk, talk, when they are in no position to even do such a thing. I also happen to dislike bigots, racists ,fake people,preppy girls who act dumb, ignorant people. I mean, like Jesus loves us, I love them still but I don't like them.

I detest real fur and real diamonds its sad the process that happens with child soldiers and animals dying so that unappreciative prats can have that crap.

My top 10 favorite characters of ALL TIME are : The Joker from Batman, Harley Quinn from Batman, Poison Ivy from Batman, The Tremor Brothers from Smokin' Aces, Jack Skellington from the Nightmare before Christmas, Fred Weasley from harry Potter, Sora from Kingdom Hearts, Angelina Johnson from Harry Potter, Riku from Kingdom Hearts, & Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the carribean.

ALL MY SHIPS

Pirates of the Carribean:

Anamaria/Jack Sparrow(they are too perfect)

Anamaria/Will Turner(I'd like Elizabeth/Will better if she wasn't a lying, cheating skank bag. I believe he deserves someone who is actually pretty and a real pirate like him)

Elizabeth/Norrington(She's a princess who is high maintenance so why doesn't she just go with that first-class twit and leave Will alone?)

Tia Dalma/Jack Sparrow(I reckon it could happen)

Tia Dalma/Ragetti(weird and cute is my specialty)

Tia Dalma/Will Turner (so odd I love it)

Avatar the last airbender:

Katara/Zuko (you can't imagine how pissed I was when I saw all the Soazin's Comet episodes)

Toph/Aang (They click way better then aang and katara in my opinion)

Ben 10:

Gwen/Kevin

Batman:

Joker/Harley Quinn

Batman/Catwoman

Poison Ivy/Scarecrow

Batman/Harley Quinn

X-men:

Rogue/Gambit

Storm/Gambit

Rogue/ Bobby

Storm/Wolverine

Nightcrawler/Storm

Storm/Cyclops

Rogue/Wolverine

True Blood:

Eric/Sookie

Bill/Sookie

Tara/Sam

Jessica/Hoyt

Harry Potter:

Angelina/Fred(Yea its perfect cuz they really were together, JK Rowling even said so)

Fred/Montague (the best slash I never thought of till now)

Angelina/Montague (Slytherin & Gryffindor couples r sexy period cept Dramione ewww)

Angelina /Marcus (read Intervention by puddlemeresuprise)

Angelina/Adrian P. (read Kiss from A Rose by Cupditatis)

Angelina/George (read A Kiss from a Rose By Chrys-moony maruader)

Charlie/Angelina

Lupin/Angelina

Snape/Angelina

Angelina/Oliver

Angelina/Draco

Angelina/Ron

ok you get it now, basically Angelina and anyone as long as its well-written...

Alicia/George(not as much as i used to since Angelina and George got together.)

Harry/Ginny (I hated this pair till I recently realized in HBP how cute they are)

Harry/Hermione (I like it alot but since I'm absolutely in lurve with Romione its hard for me to be ship this)

Ron/Hermione

Katie Bell/Lee Jordan

Oliver Wood/katie Bell (I kinda ship this, not fully but not incompletely)

Fred/Draco(crazy slash, but its BOMB)

Blaise/Ginny

Cormac/Hermione (See HP6. When that boy licks the chocolate off his finger in that one scene it will blow your brain to pieces)

harry/Luna (SO fluffy it turns me to mush)

James/lily (hate turned love is so awesome)

Sirius/Lily

Snape/Lily

Tonks/Remus

Tonks/Charlie

Narcissa/Lucius

Bellatrix/Snape (H-O-T)

Luna/Dean (in deathly hallows I was convinced that Dean was going to steal her from Neville but she unfortunately went off and got married to some dude)

Bellatrix/Lucius (Soooo evil they r together and so hot)

Neville/Luna (one of the absolute sweetest pairings ever EVER ever!)

Draco/Luna(becuz I took my crack this morning)

Luna/George (because George is Angelina's and only hers I was a bit judgemental of this ship at first but something about them got me. This is a really nice ship that makes me warm. Like I drank a cup of really hot hot chocolate)

~WEIRDEST PAIRING I HAVE EVER LIKED~

Angelina Johnson and Stan Shunpike. Ha, if people can write about Snape and Hermione then I can write about these two...Lol, I thought and still think its the most adorabley disturbing couple ever. Its like beauty and the beast to me. People view Montague/Angelina as that but I see them more as the 'want what you can't have' ship.

~SCARIEST PAIRING THAT I WILL NEVER LIKE~

Fred/Hermione-somethin about them makes me want to vomit and im so literall about that.One day in class i got this awesome idea to write a string of oneshots about pairings i hate hate hate and i was writing Fremione and my stomach was doing the oddest thing...like it was turning itself inside out...I suspect it was a warning from GOD not be unloyal to the Frangelina ship.

~Pairings I hate or am not very fond~

Harry Potter:

Albus/Severus...i suppose its funny but the creepiness of it still gets me.

Verity/George...after DH he didn't turn to the bimbo 4 nuthin'. He's with Angelina, don't get it twisted.

Alicia/Fred...once some idiot actually tried to put these two together.

Katie/Montague...just say no.

Harry/Draco...if your gonna do slash do it right and give me sum Sirius/Remus or Sirius/James

Lee/Angelina...just cuz their two of the most popular black students in Harry Potter doesn't mean crap. I wish that some of you would just get that WHITE doesn't always go best with WHITE and BLACK doesn't always go best with BLACK.

Lily/Remus...two sensible people don't belong together...opposites attract, thats why LilyxJames exists.

Fred/Hermione...number one thing i hate. Always will. Till i die. Its so disgusting. SO completely barfamatic its not even funny. I'm about to chuck up just thinking about them TOGETHER.

Draco/Pansy...Yaaaaawn, BORING. I know only a handful of people who could spice this severly tedious pair up.

Draco/Hermione...there are only two ways you'd get him to touch her, 1-if she somehow magically turned into a pureblood and 2-If he physically attacked (slap, hit, punch, kick) her

Fred/Hermione/George...dude Fremione is enough cut the BS.

Angelina/kingsley shacklebot...another sick couple FF society has tried to cram together.

Harry/Sirius...its his effing God son. WTF O_0

True Blood:

Tara/Eggs

Jason/Anyone but Tara

Sookie/Sam

Favorite songs /currently(because I tend to change favorites often):

Nate Highfield and the good cheer-If I change

The Panic Channel-Why Cry

Press Play-Life is beautiful

Megan Mccauley-Tap That

Run Kid Run-Freedom

Washington Projects-you are my world

Britney Spears-Radar

Jesse Mcartney- Just so you know

Tatu-All the things she said

The Smashing Pumpkins-The beginning is the end

Shiny Toy Guns-Stripped

Cobra Starship ft. Leighton Meester-good girls gone bad

August 16, 2009-The novel is turning out great. 354 pages and I'm still not finished...before I do I need to hire a proffessional editor and illustrator but other than that the work and ideas i put into it are utterly wonderful.

I saw the commercial for new moon the other day and i tried to control my gag reflex. I forgot to tell everyone I'm an Anti-twilighter...the whole thing I realized was pitiful. The plot, the writing, the movie. It was a very sad attempt at literature is what I think. I can't believe I ever liked that shallow-minded novel. Its void of any kind of logic unlike good ol' Harry Potter.

Ending WORDS:

Please review my crap if you happen to drop by and read a fic. Tell me if you absolutely abhor it or you like it or whatever just TALK TO ME about it. As a new proffessional writer I need tons of criticism good, bad, and in between! Just remeber if your gonna flame do it right so I don't have to bitch slap you with my incredible intellect.

Bye now, hope you all enjoy whatever I've got posted!

THaNk yoU for your time aNd again, PLeAsE ReViEw My StUfF!

P.s-love is GOD and GOD is love