OK, this notice goes before all my other stuff!! By darling, Brian Kendrick muse, is prego! That's right kiddies, he's pregnant with his fourth kid! Gawsh it seems like alot, and it is, but bare with me here! He is about one and a half monthes along now and I'm ecstastic! He and John muse are happy too, except the morning sickness/cravings/moodiness are a real freaking pain! Gawsh but that doesn't matter right now! The point is that my darling sweety pie huney bear is having another kid! We're all hoping that it's a girl, since he has all boys so far! LOLz OMg Wish Bri-Bri luck, dearys! ~Duckii

Name:KristinaCatherine...(Shifty eyes) I have no last name...(But, please, call me either Dizzii, Duckii, or Shadow-chan)

Hometown:Davenport, IA (XPXPXPXPXPXPXP!!)

Gender:Chick! Diva! Knockout! Woman!

Age:I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you!!... LOL not really. Let's just say that I'm still in skewl!

DOB: July 27! Passed by already... Le Sigh.

Other:I have blond hair, I want to have it pink/blue, sorta like cotton candy. BeautifulBlueEyes. Bi-Lingual/Sexual. I like the rain. Hate thunder storms. Still have stuffed animals. My OTP right now is, well, all of my top 10 pairings.

Likes:WWE, TNA, SLASH, HORROR MOVIES, CARTOONS & ANIME, SKITTLES, PEOPLE WHO REVIEW MY STORIES, LOOO~~~~NNGG REVIEWS!!

Dislikes:Femmeslash (Unless Trish/Lita or Trish/Mickie), posers, most preps, liars, and being single!

FAVE movies: Twist of Fate:The Matt & Jeff Hardy Story, See No Evil, Fool's Gold, All Friday the 13th movies, 10 things I hate about you, Brokeback Mountain, All SAW movies, All Nightmare on Elm Street movies, Freddy vs Jason, Master of Disguise, The Marine, The Condemmed, 12 Rounds

FAVE bands:The Maine, All Time Low, Tokio Hotel, The Spill Canvas, 3OH!3, The Lonely Island, Avenged Sevenfold, All American Rejects, Angels & Airwaves, Underoath, Mayday Parade, Cherry Monroe, HelloGoodbye, etc...(Pretty much all pop-punk-rock!)

FAVE WWE Superstars (In no order) (The ones in bold are my ULTRA faves): The Miz, Jack Swagger(OBSESSED WITH HIM!!), John Morrison, Jeff Hardy, Matt Hardy, John Cena, Jesse Dalton (GEEZY!! He dropped the buscuits and gravy for some green and bling!! LOLOLOL!!), Jamie Noble (I can picture him wearing a shirt that says "I'm not short. I'm fun-sized!" LOL), Ted DiBiase Jr, Rey Mysterio, Cody Rhodes, Matt Striker, Zack Ryder (Favorite dude right here!!), Gregory Helms (The Hurricane), Jimmy Wang Yang, Evan Bourne, Christian, Yoshi Tatsu, Todd Grisham, Chris Jericho, Dolph Ziggler (Mr. Ziggles! Get Ziggy with it!), Randy Orton, oh and did I mention...

JACK SWAGGER!! I Lurve HIM!!

MY TOP 6 HATED SUPERSTARS!! (Bold = is Hated most):. Triple H. Batista. JOSH MATTHEWS!! (goes off to kill him and all who enjoy him with a kendo stick, berb wire, and the Main Event Mafia)(I got conecctions). CM Punk. Big Show

FAVE WWE Divas:Mickie James, Beth Pheonix, Natalya (Wrestle more!! PLZ!!), Maria (Her and Dolph look so cute), Katie Lee Burchill, Eve (GORGEOUS!!), Layla

Most missed WWE Divas:Trish Stratus, Lita, Torrie Wilson (But before the whole new makeover thing. Back, like, before 2006.), Cherry, Molly Holly

Hated Diva list:Kelly Kelly, The Bella Twins, Michelle McCool, Melina, Jillian Hall, Rosa Mendes, Lillian Garcia (YEAH! SHE IS LEAVING!!), Alicia Fox

FAVE TNA Superstars: Chris Sabin, Alex Shelley, AJ Styles, James Storm, Robet Roode, Kip James (Where did the fashionable thing go, babe? Where did it go?!), Suicide, Kurt Angle (Love him the most of all!! PLZ, don't go back to WWE! I love you in TNA better! Besides, with the new PG rating, you can't have your crazy little skits with Edge anymore!), Dr.Stevie, Raven (I'LL MISS YOU!!), Booker T, Scott Steiner, Kevin Nash, Amazing Red (So adorable!)

TOP 7 HATED TNA WRESTLERS!!:Abyss. Sting. Mick Foley. Shane Douglas (I WON'T MISS YOU!!). Jeff Jarret. Samoa Joe. Eric Young. Homicide (WTF WAZ THAT, ESSE?!)

FAVE TNA Knockouts:Taylor Wilde, The Beautiful People, Tara, Roxxi (She be back, bitches!)

Bring back Daizee Haze and Jacqueline!

OK, the following are stories that will be coming up from I, Hybrid Dolphin:

Title:Candy Girl

Plot:Sara Hardy is just coming into the WWF/E and she has already caused enough trouble. But what happens when she had a crush on the heart-breaking, lady-killer Chris Jericho?

Info:The first year or so of Sara being in the WWF/E. She meets, like, a bunch of her current BFFs, including Rico, Billy & Chuck, and more! Plus, Chris Jericho as a bad guy! Hoo-ray!

Title:Pressure

Plot: (Ok, just to start, this is set in late 07 early 08, not AU, just to say. Thankies) Shannon and Jesse were the whores of the locker room. They had sex for money, and they loved their "jobs." But the two experience seperate experiences that change that perspective. And how does The Miz play into all this? (LOL, my fans know!)

Info:Yes, this is another story with Shannon Moore as a prostitute. Got a problem with that? Yes? Well, how about if he was in a short, short skirt in all of it? How about now? No? I thought so.

Title:No title yet. Undecided.

Plot:Mike and John were princes in a old timey kingdom and were happy... Yet unsatified. So, their uncle sends them out to see Randall Orton, a man who "handled" young men, for a good price, of course. But what happens when Mike and John meet the to young men at the end of the line? (I know, it doesn't make sense, but it will in due time.)

Info:This is a fic in, like, the prince/princess days. IDK what those are called. Yes, by handling young men, I mean the p word. (Shannon:Peanuts? Jesse:Paris? Shannon:Ooh! Ooh! I know! Penus!) Me:(Practically dies) NO! Prostitute! (Shannon/Jesse:Oh!)

Title:Custom Fit

Plot:(Actually comes from my Pairing Meme later in my profile) Zack Ryder is looking for a motorcycle, so he travels to CP Kustoms. But he gets more than he bargains for when he gets a ride from Chuck Palumbo. (;P)

Info:Delicious. All I can say.

Top 10 WWE Slash Pairings:

Vladimir Kozlov/Jack Swagger (Hey, don't knock it 'til you try it!)

Shannon Moore/The Miz/Jesse (In all reality, Jesse is my new bitch. (Sorta mean, I know. But hey, you hurt the ones you love) I will pair him with any one now. ANYONE. But I think he looks the cutest with Dolph Ziggler. I'm currently writing two stories about them, so yeah. Jesse is delicous!)

Brian Kendrick/John Cena (This is the one that I've put the most thought into. They have three beautiful children, live in a wonderful house in Tampa, and have two dogs. Names of kids will be posted later!)

Jeff Hardy/Randy Orton

Jimmy Wang Yang/Tommy Dreamer

Edge/Matt Hardy

Todd Grisham/Matt Striker

CM Punk/John Morrison

DJ Gabriel/Jamie Noble (These two will also have kids. But how will they talk?? British? Southern? Both!? AH!)

Zack Ryder/Jack Swagger

Top One Favorite Pairing that I just want to gobble up (AHM NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!!Burp):The Miz/Jack Swagger! (Delicou-th!) or Jesse/Dolph Ziggler (They love to get Ziggy with it! lol)

Top 3 TNA Slash Pairings:

AJ Styles/Christian Cage

James Storm/Robert Roode

Chris Sabin/Alex Shelley

Top 5 WWE HATED slash pairings!(SRY if you like them...):

Jeff Hardy/Shannon Moore

Micheal Cole/Anyone besides Stone Cold Steve Austin or Tazz!

Hulk Hogan/Anyone

Stevie Richards/Anyone besides Raven

Gangrel/Anyone (Gangrel using Edge/Christian/etc. as sex toys is okay, as long as there is no actual pairing with him.>P)

Top 6 older pairings. As in, pairings from, like, WWF era:

Stevie Richards/Raven

Kurt Angle/Edge

Kevin Nash/Shannon Moore

Billy Gunn/Chuck Palumbo

Edge/Christian

(A little after WWF, but oh well) Big Show/Joy Giovanni

I can't believe I'm actually adding this part to my profile, but... My fave WWE het pairings:

Matt Hardy/Katie Lee Burchill

Matt Hardy/Eve

Tiffany/Shelton Benjamin

Dolph Ziggler/Maria

Carlito/Trish Stratus

(But, of course, I have to have one with my OC, so here it is) Sara Hardy-London/Paul London (Hooray for OCs getting married!!)

Update on 7/21/2009:I have a new wrestling RPG! Check it out!

Here is my OC, Sara Hardy!!

Name:Sara Helena-Hawthorn Hardy-London

Age:29

DOB:July 27, 1980

Brand:Smackdown

Family:Jeff & Matt Hardy, Alexis Riffael (Son), Marjorie Mikaila & Maryweather Catherine (Twin Daughters)

Marital status:Married to meh hubby Paulii London!

Likes:Slash (obviously), friends, family, fun, games, pink/purple/blue/rainbow, everything!

Dislikes:Nothing really!

Theme song: Touchdown Turnaround by HelloGoodbye!

Name:Kristi Ryn (Real name: Kristina Carter)

Age:21

DOB:July 27, 1988

Brand:RAW

Family:None in wrestling...

Marital Status:Single (But it be obvious she loves JackSwagger, she just won't admit it)

Likes:Slash, hip-hop- pop-punk, writing, drawing, BLueRaspberry, Cody Rhodes (He be her besty)

Dislikes: Jack Swagger (Supposebly), the dark, storms, breath mints, and Triple H

Theme Song:Girl all the bad guys want - Bowling for Soup

Micheal David Cena

Age:14

DOB:Feb. 29, 1995 (JC got BK prego in high school during a field trip to Washington. Got a problem with that??)

Brand: None (He's only 14!!)

Family:John Cena and Brian Kendrick (Dads!)

Marital Status:Single (But has this "hook up with Cody Rhodes" thing going on that is extremely hard to explain!)

Likes: Heavy Metal, Rap, Black, The night, singing, and his family.

Dislikes: Pop, Britney Spears, being treated like a kid, ankle injuries. (He broke his ankle as a kid.)

Theme Song: Me against the world - Simple Plan

Aaron Hunter Cena

Age:9

DOB:August 13, 2000

Brand: NONE!

Faimly:John Cena and Brian Kendrick (PADREs!)

Marital Status: Not in a relationship (and hopefully not in one for atleast three more years)

Likes:Football, wrestling, basketball, pretty much all sports, the outdoors, and hanging out with friends.

Dislikes:Being Grounded, being inside alot, colored socks, tacos, and cream cheese. (lol random)

Zachariah Anthony Cena

Age:4

DOB:March 6, 2005

Brand:Nada, zilch, none!

Family:John Cena and Brian Kendrick (Papas!)

Marital Status: Single (Atleast I hope so!)

Likes:Cake, cookies, candy, sleeping, playing, mud, and footsie pajamas.

Dislikes:Oranges, shoes, flowers, carrots, brocolli, and the color marigold.

Okay, before I continue, I have to post this message of complete and total truth.

Me:I am a fan of Jack Swagger. (Readers take one collective shocked breath.) Yeah, Yeah I know, not cool, but I can't help it! He's got me addicted! And I don't know how! He's just amazing! So, if there are any other JackSwaggerFanz out there, please tell me, for I am tired of being a lone species. I also like the MEM (Main Event Mafia), but I think you guys knew that. IDK, but oh well. Just had to get that off my chest. OKK, bye bye! ~ With marshmallows on top, Duckii8(:)

Another important announcement from the (computer) desk of Duckii:

I support Jeff Hardy. Through think and thin, I will always support him. Yes, he's messed up in the past. Yes, he may have messed up now, but we don't acually know that yet. The media and internet sources always mess things up so that the sotry is more interesting, or to bring down the person in question. They just want to bring down Jeff. We don't actually know the whole story yet, though. I will only change/keep my opinion when I hear the details from Jeff's lips. Some people may disagree and say "Oh I hate that druggie" or "He's messed up again. He deserves whatever is coming to him", and I'm ok with that. Because I don't listen to their shit. I listen to myself and the truth. So, to every body, especially the haters, whatever. I really don't care. ~ DizziiDuckii (JeffHardyPartier)

Now, my pretties, for the TDI/TDA part of my profile!

OK, to start things off, Fave character: Ezekiel! YEAH!

Fave pairings:Justin/Beth, NoCo, Justin/Owen, Ezekiel/Geoff, Harold/Geoff, Ezekiel/Izzy, DuncanHarold

Name:Delilah

Age:15

Hair:Blond

Eyes:Blue

Style:Prep

Hails from:Montreal, Quebec, Canada

Likes:Tanning, swimming, shopping, being in control

Dislikes:Bad haircuts, most "losers", Devin and Duncan

"Compatable with":Justin

Theme Song (If one):Dark Blue - Jack's Mannequin

Name:Devin

Age:15

Hair:Blond w/ pink streaks

Eyes:Blue

Style:Rainbow skater

Hails from:Montreal, Quebec, Canada

Likes:Ice cream, skating, hanging out, video games, purple, her cousin Duncan

Dislikes:Preps, being grounded, her twin sister Delilah

"Compatible with":Noah, Ezekiel

Theme Song (If one):The Future Freaks Me Out - Motion City Soundtrack

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

(The ones in bold are extremely true!)

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile..

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is good, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this on your profile!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, put this one your profile.

If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. (Everyday lol)

If you think those kids should just give the rabbit the Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever felt like just runnig somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever run into a wall, copy this on your profile!

If you've ever fell UP stairs, copy this on your profile!

If you've ever forgotten to breathe...you know what to do.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

IF YOU'RE CLUMSY AND YOU'RE PROUD!, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...), Kimiko, EdElricFan1001, AkitaFallow, Ayumi Elric(Its the stairs, they do it on purpose!!), SapphireElric, BlackWingedAngel1991, Hybrid Dolphin

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation

If you think that i'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile

If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile! (Wtf?)

If you enjoy the copy and paste feature, show your appretiation by copy and pasting this into your profile!

If you're a self-proclaimed genius, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think that High School Musical was a crappy movie and deserves to rot in hell, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have OORFS (Over Obsessive Rabid Fangirl Syndrome) and ish proud, copy and paste this onto your profile! (The most true of all of these! Now if you'll excuse me, it's "Bow down to my home made paper mache (SP??) Jack Swagger head time." Bye)

If you say you're weird, you normal. Saying you're normal is odd. If you admit you are weird and like it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've read people's profiles to copy and paste things to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you or your best friends are insane, copy and paste this to your profile, and add your name to this list: Faithrose, Spell-A-Casters, Ayumi Elric, SapphireElric, Hybrid Dolphin

If you have beyond violent mood swings, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever been on the computer hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to this list: danyan, zEIDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Faithrose, Spell-A-Casters, Ayumi Elric, SapphireElric, BlackWingedAngel1991, Hybrid Dolphin

If you are a person who acts friendly but actually has an evil mind and are plotting world domination, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you get way too happy when someone copy and pastes your copy and pastes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are perverted because of your friend, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile

If you have a really great friend you've met over the internet and think that the paranoid people who say you shouldn't talk to people over the internet should go shove their megaphones somewhere unpleasant, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Neassa, Kimimaro-is-mine,Valbino, Ayumi Elric, SapphireElric, BlackWingedAngel1991, Hybrid Dolphin

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile.

If you have ever been so obssesed with something that you have scared people with your obsession place this on your profile.

You know you're an author when...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someones liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

Update time, baby!:

1.Nick Jackson
2.Bryan Danielson
3.Matt Jackson
4.Big Show
5.Ted DiBiase Jr.
6.Randy Orton
7.James Storm
8.Alex Shelley
9.Austin Aries
10.Katie Lea Burchill
11.Brian Kendrick
12.Kevin Nash

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

OhMehGawsh!! Randy + Brian = JIZZ IN YOUR PANTALONES!! (LOLZ)

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

Big Show... Uhmz Yeah Pul is totes HAWT...! Yeah I'm totally not lying (shifty eyes)

3) What would happen if twelve and eight started going out?

Kevi and Alex?? Why it be a proven fact that they have WooHoo'd in the past, so if it happened now... Delish!

4) Do you recall any fics about nine?

MY poor baby daddy Austin had none... That I know of!

5) Would two and six make a good couple?

Bryan and Randy would get married and have beautiful children! Now THAT is a good couple!

6) Five/Nine or five/ten?

Ted and Austin would be so sexeh! Not a huge Randall Het person either, so him and Katie Lea would be out.

7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and eight kissing?

James would be like "Move over Bryan, I want a piece of Alex too!" (LOLz)

8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.

Katie Lea is dumped by his brother Nick. Can Matt repair her heart?

9) Is there any thing as one/eight fluff?

Nick/Alex Fluff would be delish!

10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic?

"Big and Tall." LOLz SugGestive!

11) Does anyone on your friends list read three het?

Dude, people don't read stories about Matt Jackson in general!

12) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven?

Bri-Bri? DUH! He be delish! I write/draw him!

13) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?

Bryan/Ted/Show?? Mm Mm I hope! That would be better than-than- well, than Starburst!

14) What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?

"Pip Pip Cheerio!" (HA! LOLZ Yeah right!)

15) If you wrote a songfic about nine, what song would you use?

OMG! Either "Sexy Back" by Justin Timberlake or "Dirty Little Secret" By All American Rejects! (Both Delishous songs!)

16) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Six?

Brian on Bryan/Randall: (Dead from shock LOLZ)

17) How emo is Seven?

James? Emo? WTF?!

18) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING! The following Nick/Randall/Uncle Kevi sotry is extremely inappropriate. It has sexual content, consensual/semiconsensual/nonconsensual sex, drugs, alchohol, language, AU, PWOP, WAFF, and bondage/roleplay/foodplay/whatever else play you can think of! Please do not show this to any small children, senior citizens, anyone who is pregnant, anyone with diabetes, or dyslexia, or frostbite, as well as some aquatic mammals and small rodents.

19) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

Katie:Hey Bryan, can I see your American Dragon? (Bryan (Innocent look):Hmm?)

20) 1 and 8 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 9. After 8 dumps 1 for 2, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and broken-hearted, 1 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 1 meets 4 and 7. The three loners meet 10, who tells each of them to look for love. 4 finds 3, 7 gets 11, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 6 and 12.

Nick Jackson and Alex Shelley are in a happy relationship until Ted DiBiase Jr. runs off with Austin Aries. After Alex dumps Nick for Bryan Danielson, Randy Orton gets upset and retaliates by dating Kevin Nash. Alone and broken-hearted, Nick travels in search of a friend. Finally, Nick meets Big Show and James Storm. The three loners meet Katie Lea Burchill, who tells each of them to look for love. Show finds Matt Jackson, James gets Brian Kendrick, but now Nick is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with Randy and Kevin.

21) What would be a good title for this?

"...WTF?!" (ApplauseApplauseGreatTitle)

22) What would the genre(s) be?

General on CRACK!!

23)What would happen if 5 got 12 pregnant?

Ted get Uncle Kevi Prego? Uhmz... AWKAWRD! But I'd have a cousin!

24) The end! By the way, I set you up on a date with 4!

YEAH! (Grabs Panda Suit and Candy Canes) I'm gonna have so much fun with show.. MAWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

This is the part where I introduce you to my musies! They are both a blessing, and a burden. But they live inside my head, so I must digress. Le sigh...

Mike:Hey! Who are you callin' a burden! We have to deal with your farfetched story plots day in and day out!

Shannon/Jesse (Hanging onto Mike's arms):Yeah!

Me:Oh great, you've got them agreeing with you now. I know how to fix that. (Grabs Pixie Stix from no where) Here Shannon, here Jesse, come 'ere.

Shannon/Jesse practically jump me for the candy: Gimme! Gimme!

Mike (Sighes):Not again.

Randy:Hey, Kristina, I want to be in a story! Very soon!

John (Has Brian on his lap): Oh quit your whining, Orton!

Randy:Shut up Cena! You were just in a story!

John:Yeah because she likes me more than you.

Me:It's true.

Randy (In shock):I'll go all IED on you two!

Jeff (Whacks him with a bag of Skittles):Don't hurt meh BFFs! Or my sistah from anothah mistah.

Me (Ganster pose):Word.

Matt (Eating Funyuns):This is whack, yo.

Adam:Fo shizzle.

Shannon:Where's Sara?

Jesse:And Paul?

Me:Oh, they're on their way. They just got a little tied up.

Mike:On what?

Sara (Poofs out of no where and throws an empty pie can on the floor):Some douche bag caused a cream pie truck to spill over onto our car.

Paul (Poofs up next to her covered in pie):It was too random for words.

Matt (Forehead slaps himself):Oh brother...

Jeff:Yes?

Randy (Throws Jeff over his shoulder and walks away)

Sara:WTF?!

Mike:I think I know what they want to do.

Me & Sara (Gets out our cameras and runs after them):Wait for us!

Paul (Shakes his head):My wife...

Matt:My sisters...

Shannon (Looks up at Mike):I'm confused.

Jesse:Me too.

Mike:You ain't the only ones, babe.

Hurricane (Swoops down from ceiling):Stand back, there's a Hurricane comin' through!

Jamie:WTF...

Matt:Where did you come from?!

Jamie:My mommy's tummy.

Jimmy Jacobs:Liar! You came out of her va-JJ!

Tyler Black:JIMMY!

Kane:Why am I even here??

Me (Pounces onto Kane in one epic glomp!):UNCLE GLENN!!

Kane (Runs around in circles):GET OFFA ME!!

Hurricane (Transforms into Reporter Gregory Helms):Mr.America, my sources tell me that-

Adam:Wrong time period, dumb ass! That was back in '03!

Gregory (Turns into helpless Shane):Why do you have to be so mean?! I need my RVD! (Runs away)

Jesse: ZOMFG, I love RVD! (Runs with him.)

Taker (Sweatdrops)

Matt:Uh, I think we should stop now...

Adam:Good point. That's all folks! (Blacks out computer screen.)

The Reader (That means you):Why in the world did I just read that?

To be continued...8=======D

Update:Sept.5. 1:19 pm.

Me:(Crying) I'm gonna miss jou, Nii-chan!!111

Sara: Me too!!

Matt:Me five!

Jeff:(Group hugs) I'll miss jou guys too!!

Adam: WTF? Guys, it ain't like he's dying.

Sara (Glares):Maybe not, but it won't be the same without him in the WWE!

Matt (Regains his composure): Eh hem... Now that that is over, who wants a cookie?

(Everyone perks up) WE DO!!

Adam (Forehead-palm):You guys are bipolar...

Update: Sept.6, 12:53 pm

Jeff (Hitting Adam with a shoe):Give me my SKITTLES you cock!!

Matt:WTF is going on here?!

Shannon/Jesse (With "Go Jeff" shirts and foam fingers):Addi took Jeff's Skittles, so now Jeff is beating him up! w00t!

Adam (Trying to fight back):Stop hitting me with Dusty's boot, you rainbow freak!

Jeff (Stops and goes into "Over dramatic cry" mode):How could you say that, Addi? How could you?

Matt:Oh brother...

Me: Guys I'm back from the store, and I bought SKittles! (Stops and looks around) OhMehGawd, I leave for 5 minutes and this is what happens?! Jack, I thought I left you in charge?!

Jack (Pops out of broom closet with Zack Ryder):Th-orry, I wa-th a little th-ide tracked.

Jeff (Tackles me to the ground and rips open the Wal-Mart bag):SKITTLES! I WANNA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!

Sara (Zip lines down from ceiling):I heard Skittles!

Jeff:No you didn't! They are mine!

Sara: SHARE! NOW!

Jeff:NO!

Shannon/Jesse: Cat fight! Cat fight!

Mike: Uh, did I miss something?

Me:Yeah. You missed alot.

Phil (Dashes by and steals the SKittles):MWAHAHAHAHA!! Taste that rainbow, bitch!

Jeff/Sara (Taken aback):It's the Phil of the Opera! AH!

Hurricane:Stand back, there's a Hurricane comin' through! (Runs after Phil)

Mike/Matt/Adam: WTF?!

Jack:Uh, Krith-tina, should we juth-t go?

Me:Yeah, just back away slowly...

Update:Sept.19, 4:09 pm

Teddy (From inside Taker's cursed limo):Help! Get me outta here, playa! If you feel me!

Taker:MWAHAHAHA!!

Jesse (Holding ice cream cone, wide eyed): Uuhh...

Update: Sept.19, 4:12 pm

The Miz (Crying in the corner):NOO!! Don't eat me, Mr.Wooden Alligator!

Shannon/Jesse: What is wrong with him?

Sara (Evil giggle):I showed him the a video on YouTube called "Mr.Wooden Alligator Scrambled Egg."

Jack Swagger (Gasp):But he i-th afraid of alligator-th! How could you?!

Sara:Since when did you start caring about Mikey?

Jack:Since Duckii started liking us paired together.

Shannon/Jesse: WHAT?! New pairing, without our consent?! How dare she!

Me (Eating taffy): Hey guys, wazzup?

Jack:Run.

Me:Why?

Shannon/Jesse (barrading me with whining):Kristina, why is there new pairing without telling us? You need to tell us these things. We need to know! Kristina, we want some taffy!

Me:Guys I'm sorry! But I've got pairings for you, too!

Shannon/Jesse (instantly perk up):Really? With who, with who?!

Dolph Ziggler (Pops up and grabs Jesse from behind):Your mine, baby.

Jesse (Swooning):Thank you, Duckii!

Shannon (Jumping up and down frantically):What about me, what about me?!

Me (Sweat drop):Well, sweetumms, I've yet to find you a pairing, but I soon will, darling, don't worry your pretty little head off.

Shannon (over dramatic cry):Why, Kristina, why?!

Me:Hey, I know what'll cheer you up! Having a sleepover!

Shannon:Can Sara and Jesse and Mike and Jack come, too?

Me: Of course.

Shannon:Yeah! Then I forgive you!

Sara:SLEEPOVER AT SHANNII'S!!

Jesse:Yeah! I'll bring the candy!

Jack:Oh no.

Miz:Oh no.

Me:Oh no.

Koolaid man:OH YEAH!!

Update: Oct. 12, 6:36 pm.

Austin: Heyyah Duckii, what'cha doin'?

Me:Cleaning up barf...

Austin:Uhm, ew. Who barfed?

ME:Brian... He's got Evening Sickness...

Austin:Oh... Yeah, ew.

Brian (Kicks Austin in the shins): Shut up, beatch! (Stops and cries) AH! I'm sorry Austi! I'm sorry!... Hey, want some ice cream and pickles?!

Austin/Me:WTF?!

The Friedship pledge:

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against
The hateful bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much
Worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well
Again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask;
"because you are my friend".

If you ever felt like chasing your friend and yelling "RUN BITCH RUN!" Put this on your profile.

Break dance, not hearts.-So true!

Slash quotes~~~~!! AKA: Actual quotes that sound so slashy, they are hard to believe.

"And it's no secret that Stevie Richards loves big dick." ~ Stevie Richards

"I'm gonna stretch his ass like it's never been stretched before." ~ Jeff Jarrett (referring to Larry Zbyszko)

"He just jerked off Scotty Too Hotty." ~ Jim Ross

"You know what, Austin? I had so much fun with you last night." ~ Kurt Angle

"Dreamer unloading all over Raven!" ~ Joey Styles

"Vince, drop your pants." ~ The Undertaker

"Shamrock's body has been ravaged!" ~ Jim Ross

"Austin mounting Tazz, and giving Tazz something to remember him by." ~ Jim Ross

"Hardy Boyz, you know what you've done to me and my brother. You had us up all night last night." ~ Devon Dudley

"hardcore Holly was all over Chyna, but the next thing you know, Jericho was pounding Hardcore Holly." ~ Jerry Lawler

"Benoit loves to go for it three times." ~ Larry Zbyszko

"From behind Kevin Nash just nailed him." ~ Mike Tenay (Referring to Sid Vicious)

"Go in the back and get your little blow job Raven and bring his ass out here." ~ Tommy Dreamer (To Stevie Richards)

"Dreamer all over Raven and Richards!" ~ Joey Styles

"Raven all over Dreamer!" ~ Joey Styles

"And Tommy wants a piece of Raven..." ~ Joey Styles

"Don't touch me back there!" ~ Joey Styles (After Stevie Richards grabs his ass)

"Suck his dick!" ~ The crowd (To Stevie Richards)

"Now, you give that to Raven." ~ Missy Hyatt (After making out furiously with Stevie Richards)

"You suck cock! You suck cock!" ~ The crowd (To Stevie Richards)

"My man Raven." ~ Stevie Richards (Repeated comment in numerous interview/promo segments)

"Nice Mouth" ~ Joey Styles (About Stevie Richards)

"If Morrison can stay inside of CM Punk, it won't give Punk the opportunity to create enough distance to unleash those kicks." ~ Joey Styles

"After the Great American Bash, you can bet punk wants more of Morrison." ~ Joey Styles

"John Cena has been on Jonathan Coachman's to do list for some time." ~ Jerry "The King" Lawler

"But, aww, I love to slap him. I love the sound it makes when I pull my hand across his cheek, and then here him scream like a schoolgirl with a skinned knee." ~Raven (about CM Punk)

"Punk now riding Raven." ~Announcer

"Raven on top!" ~Announcer

"Raven's Bitch! Raven's Bitch!" ~Crowd (To CM Punk)

"Well, John Cena, the only pose you're gonna be in tonight, is in the ring, on your back, with me on top!" ~Randy Orton

"Bret Hart, would love to get Shawn Michaels on his back, on the mat, with his legs in the air?" ~Vince McMahon

"Gangrel was sucking blood. You were sucking Something else." ~John Cena (To Christian)

"Shawn Michaels is Hunter Hearst Helmsley's boy toy." ~Crowd sign

"The heartbreak Kid won't lay down for anybody, Because he's too busy bending over!" ~Jason Sensation (Impersonating Shawn Michaels)

"But, Randy, when it comes down to you and me. You're my bitch." ~Edge

"Edge and Randy Orton, gettin' it on here tonight." ~Good Ol J.R.

"Oh come on. You're gonna 'come on' me?" ~ Stevie Richards (To Tommy Dreamer)

Conversation:

Sandman: "And second of all, when you wanted to go out with me, and I said no, that's what really started our feud."

Raven: "What? What?! (laughs) Yeah, I wanted to be Your boyfriend.

(Conversation took place when asked about their ECW feud.)

Conversation:

Raven: "but Yeah, I love Stevie now. It's like, back then, I abused him. I mean, I still cared about him, but I abused him. He was my property."

Sandman: "Yeah, Stevie was your Bi-otch."

Raven: "Yeah, exactly. But anyway, I love Stevie now."

"And Stevie Richards pounding into Tommy Dreamer." ~ Joey Styles

"That is one large and angry vampire mounting and pounding you." ~ Tazz (About Kevin Thorn)

"Road Dogg trying to grind it into Jericho here." ~ Jim Ross

"We did get to form a relationship, and it became sexual, but all that's in the past. Let bygones be bygones. I forgive you and hopefully you forgive me." ~ Road Dogg (To Billy Gunn)

"I do. Except for this one time, but..." ~ Billy Gunn's response to the comment above (Road Dogg was all serious when he said it in their shoot interview)

"Is it just me, or does Kip's ass look hot in those pants?" ~ Road Dogg (He actually said that about Billy Gunn when FDQ was with them. Priceless!)

"If it were the twenties, he'd have chicks all over him, but it's the end of the nineties, so he get me. ~ Road dogg (About Billy Gunn, while squeezing his chest)

"Where you know those New Aged Outlaws always kick that shiznit Doggie Style. Laughs But not with each other." ~ Road Dogg

"Just for old times sake... Billy, why don't you show them that ass." ~ Road dogg (To Billy Gunn)

"More than once, and you're playin' with it, Billy." ~ Road Dogg (To Billy Gunn)

"The Miz is taking advantage of Shannon Moore!" Micheal Cole (On Smackdown! 4/25/08) (Delicious proof!)

Stop the Pairing Wars!
By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people whom like them.
You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.
You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult pairings. You shalt avoid them if you hate them.
You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.

Did you know that... Kissing is healthy. Bananas are good for period pain. It's good to cry. Chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. Chocolate will make you feel better. Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. A good friend never judges. A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. Boys aren't worth your tears. We all love surprises. Now, make a wish. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and your wish will be granted.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are at
the top of the tree.The boys don't
want to reach for the good ones because
they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

"Tomko, give me a beat!" ~ Captain Charistma (Christian)

"When life gives you lemons, you throw them out a window and go get some apples! They're a hell of a lot better!" ~ Me

"Procrastinators unite!...Tomorrow..." ~ Another random quote.

"And what is life without an occasional coattail boner?" ~ Yet another random quote!

"Become a male prostitute: Remember, working sucks but sucking works!" ~ LOL! (so tru so tru... not that i'd no lol jkjkjkjkjkjk...)

"When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's called sexual harrassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man it's called 3.95 a minute." ~ LOL again!

(OK, this is meh fave!) "Gimme sum o' dem peas, I had peas b'fo!" Luther Reigns, Smackdown! Nov. 25, 2004. Hilarious, watch it!

"If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Cheackmate!" ~ Random quote

What happened to Pillsbury Dough Boy:

It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following. Please join me in remembering a great icon. The Pillsbury Dough boy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was only 51. Dough boy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay there
Respects, including Mrs. Butter worth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins,
Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies and Captain Crunch.

The gravesite was piled high with flours, as long-time friend Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Dough boy rose quickly in show business but his later life was
Filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he even still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions. Toward the end it was thought that he would rise again, but alas, he was no tart.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his
Elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about twenty minutes

I made slogans using my favorite superstars names at http://thesurrealist.co.uk/ and wanted to post them here so here it goes!:

"A day without Jesse is like a day without sunshine." (So true so true!)

"All Shannon Moore, All the Time."

"Jeff Hardy is good for you." (xD)

"Gotta Lotta Matt Hardy." (double xD)

"There's always room for Miz."

"There's first love, and There's Jack Swagger Love." (Heckza yesh!)

"They drink Zack Ryder in the congo." (WTF XD??)

"Brian Kendrick keeps going and going." (AH SOUNZ WRONG!!)

Also made a Christmas song or two:

"On the first day of Christmas,

My true love gave to me,

A Brian Kendrick in a pear tree."

"I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus,

Underneath the Shannon Moore last night." (WTF?!)

Top Ten Trivia Tips about Brian Kendrick

It is bad luck to walk under Brian Kendrick! All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to Brian Kendrick. All the moons of the Solar System are named after characters from Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after Brian Kendrick. The first Brian Kendrick was made in 1853, and had no pedals. When provoked, Brian Kendrick will swivel the tip of his abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at his attacker! Brian Kendrick was the first Tsar of Russia. Brian Kendrick once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest. The average duration of sexual intercourse for Brian Kendrick is two minutes. Brian Kendrick has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean. The air around Brian Kendrick is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.