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since	: 11-15-07, id: 1421713, Profile Updated: 08-12-09
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Author has written 26 stories for Harry Potter, Diana Wynne Jones, Ouran High School Host Club, Doctor Who, Series Of Unfortunate Events, and Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney.

To whoever is reading this profile,
Smile. You're wonderful~

Hallo! Welcome to this profile of mine which I have decided to re-do. Again. So, you're either here because;

a) You read (and reviewed, hopefully) one of my stories.
2) You clicked on me through someone's favourites list (the few I am on, that is). And you are going to read (and review) one of my stories.
iii) Random chance. But, hey, since you're here, how may as well read(and review) one of my stories!

Let's see...

- I was born on the third of February 1994. Do the maths :3
- I am, from last checking, female.
- I suffer from OLD. Which I just noticed spells old. Okay, OAD.
- The above stands for Obsessive lawyer/attorney disorder. You may have guessed.
- I love reviews. A lot.
- I love random PMs. A lot.
- I'm tiny. Like, seriously. I also wear glasses. And at one point had purple hair. Which was completely natural.
- My friends mean the world to me. Even though most of them won't review xD
- I'm holding myself back from self-analysis here because scaring you all away isn't good.
- I'm from Scotland :'D
- I love fictional lawyers. Seriously.
- I like reading long profiles!

And I have obsession-related facts!(my opinions :3) Beware, all homophobes! HERE COMES THE GAY.

- The Ace Attorney series is the BEST THING that's EVER happened EVER. Except maybe chocolate.
- Trucy is a better assistant than Maya. Just. Really, only just. I love them both.
- Miles Edgeworth is the gayest thing since the dawn of homosexuality. Just sayin'.
- I concur with your argument that 'Phoenix isn't gay, he went out with Dollie!' Truth. However, he then must be bisexual with a strong tendency towards men in cravats.
- If Miles is the gayest thing since the dawn of homosexuality, Klavier Gavin is a close second. No, he is not straight, and no, he /is not/ in love with Ema Skye! Jeez, people, come on.
- Klavier loves his Herr Forehead~
- Dahlia TERRIFIES me.
- AJ's ending was kinda easy in comparison to the others =/
- The only thing that could possibly make AA any better is a TARDIS. And perhaps some proper canon mentions of the above. Kthx.
- Miego is ADORABLE. SERIOUSLY. As is Gumshoe/Maggey.
- Don't listen to Miles, the suit is pink.
- APOLLO IS SO CUTE :'D He's like a little kid~
- Missy von Karma is adorable too. And I didn't come up with that nickname.
- Adrian is an awesome name :3
- It's saddening that, according to screenshots, Miles doesn't even get referred to by his first name in his OWN. GAME. >:
- Phoenix is a Time Lord and the magical panties are his TARDIS.
- Kristoph Gavin sounds like Batman. Which does not make Apollo Robin.
- RON DELITE IS AWESOME.
- SCIENCE IS AWESOME.
- Max Galactica is FABULOUS.
- All male magicians in Ace Attorney-land are jerks. Even if they are the above.
- Deutschland ist ehrfürchtig, ja? (Sorry if that isn't right XP)

Timeline

November '08 - "I would never play that lawyer game. Leave me alone."
December '08 (Beginning) - "Fine, I'll ask for it for Christmas."
December '08 (One week after Christmas) - "ASDFGHJKL MUST PLAY OTHER GAMES NOW."

Other loves

- WICKED. Both the musical and the book. WOW.
- Harry Potter :D
- Doctor Who~
- I used to be into Artemis Fowl quite a bit...

And that's all I can think of to bore you with for now. Stay tuned~

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1. Disappointment » reviews
In which the life of the elder von Karma daughter is explored. Pending title.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,922 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 11-14-09 - Published: 6-19-09 - Franziska vK. & Miles E.

2. Picking Up and Moving On reviews
Klavier Gavin has to visit his brother one last time. He didn't plan on the company of a magician with a score to settle. Rather short and certainly not K/T.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-1-09 - Klavier G. & Trucy W. - Complete

3. A Little Alcohol Goes a Long Way reviews
Phoenix Wright needs help with his plans for the country's judical system. Naturally, there's only one man to ask. Going for a drink afterwards, however, probably wasn't the best idea. PxE drunken fluff
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,517 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-27-09 - Phoenix W./Nick & Miles E. - Complete

4. Just One Question reviews
In which Trucy asks a question that no Daddy wants to answer.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 7-13-09 - Phoenix W./Nick & Trucy W. - Complete

5. Like Something Straight Out of Shakespeare » reviews
In which the last moments Mia and Diego had together are recorded. Multi-chapter, but a sequel to my two other Miego oneshots, but you don't have to read those.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,106 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 6-5-09 - Published: 6-3-09 - Mia F. & Diego A. - Complete

6. Family Tree reviews
In whch Trucy Wright attempts to present her family tree to the class. Spoilers for all games, and I guess for my other fic as well.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,529 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-1-09 - Trucy W. & Miles E. - Complete

7. Dead Either Way reviews
In which Prosecutor Miles Edgeworth chooses death and Phoenix Wright is left behind to deal with it. P/E if you squint, but mainly just friendship, I guess.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-26-09 - Phoenix W./Nick & Dick G. - Complete

8. Theme Parks, Or Why You Don't Let Trucy Pick Trips » reviews
A fop, a magician and a defence attorney all walk into an amusement park... Let me warn you now, this fic contains lots of lovely Klavier/Apollo. And it isn't a oneshot for the first time in forever
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,534 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 5-26-09 - Published: 5-19-09 - Klavier G. & Apollo J. - Complete

9. Careers Advice reviews
In which thirteen year old Apollo Justice visits a careers advisor. There's not really much else I can say without giving it all away, but hey :3
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-15-09 - Apollo J. & Phoenix W./Nick - Complete

10. Suspicions reviews
Semi-sequel to 'No Use Crying Over Spilt Coffee'. In which Diego takes his girlfriend's little sister out for the day and Mia wants to know what's going on. Miego fluff is love :3
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,839 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-13-09 - Mia F. & Diego A.

11. No Use Crying Over Spilt Coffee reviews
Which involves a nosy little sister, a coffee obsessed maniac and an incredibly irritated Mia Fey. Just a little Miego fluff to brighten up your day :D
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-9-09 - Mia F. & Diego A. - Complete

12. Torturing Apollo Justice » reviews
Poor Apollo. All he ever wanted was his attorney's badge. He never bargained on the rest. Basically, my friend and I have very many random conversations, all of which resulted in this. Pairings - Klavier/Apollo and another...more interesting one later on
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,247 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 5-7-09 - Published: 1-13-09

13. How to Cry reviews
In which eight year old Trucy teaches her new daddy a lesson. Just a little fluffy father-daughter piece that popped into my head last night when I was replaying Apollo Justice. "And Trucy...happy, smiling Trucy...she was my light"
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-6-09 - Phoenix W./Nick & Trucy W. - Complete

14. Please, Apollo? reviews
When Trucy has her heart set on something, she'll ask until she gets it. Even if Apollo doesn't agree. Still, perhaps the visitor her father is bringing will be some help. It's certainly going to be a surprise for the both of them.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,602 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-9-09 - Trucy W. & Apollo J.

15. Foolishly Foolish Fool reviews
Aged nine, budding defence attorney Miles Edgeworth moves to Germany due to unforeseen circumstances. There, he meets a young girl by the name of Franziska von Karma, who forces him to rethink exactly what it is he is doing. NOT FranxMiles. No pairings
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-7-09 - Miles E. & Franziska vK. - Complete

16. In Which Beatrice Meets Her Uncle » reviews
Pretty bad title, I know. Believe me, I'm open to suggestions. But, as the title suggests, Violet, Klaus and Sunny Baudelaire meet the man who has been recording their lives, and Beatrice is introduced to Uncle Lemony. Pretty bad summary too, actually.:/
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 9-20-08 - Published: 8-5-08 - Lemony S.

17. Cosmos Creatures reviews
In which everyones favorite nutcase compares the characters in Doctor Who to animals in short poems written at about 3 am.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-20-08 - Complete

18. It All Started With A Wedding » reviews
In which the Doctor is reunited with his daughter, there are cat people, Donna wants a dress and Jack is murdered a few times. Enjoy! Oh, and nothing's mine. If it was, why am I writing fanfiction, hmm?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,360 - Reviews: 82 - Updated: 6-19-08 - Published: 6-2-08 - Complete

19. The Screamers » reviews
When The Doctor lands in Cardiff to refuel the TARDIS, things don't really go as planned. But that's nothing new. The Doctor, The TARDIS and the rest of the Whoniverse are not mine. 'cept Carys.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,007 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-27-08 - Published: 5-7-08 - Complete

20. Well, this is new » reviews
I will type up a summary when I have time. Eh...Chrestomanci and HMC crossover. Read to find out more.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,739 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 4-29-08 - Published: 3-23-08

21. The Courting Game » reviews
With the Spring Dance at Ouran fast approaching, the Host Club has a new contest – the one who gets Haruhi to come as their date wins a prize of their choice. So let the games begin…
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-11-08 - Complete

22. A List of Do Nots in the Host Club reviews
Just a random little thing that popped into my head. Enjoy.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-10-08 - Complete

23. And So It Goes On » reviews
Sequel to 'Just another day'. Basically, it's time to find out exactly what happened to Cat and why it did. I suck at summaries, but it's better on the inside. Rated 'T' in case. Okay, read on... Oh, and, Chrestomanci isn't mine. I'm not that fantastic.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,944 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 3-8-08 - Published: 2-16-08 - Complete

24. Breaking the news reviews
Millie has some news for Christopher, but can he get over his own news quick enough to listen? A fairly random oneshot
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-15-08 - Complete

25. Just another day » reviews
A close friend of Janet's is missing and she, Julia and Rodger are determined to find him. Meanwhile, a visitor arrives at Chrestomanci castle with really bad news, and Chrestomanci gets really worried. It'll be better than this summary, at least.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,735 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 2-14-08 - Published: 2-8-08 - Complete

26. Til Death Do Us Part » reviews
Ten chapters covering the period of time between the PotterEvans wedding and the night Harry Potter became the Boy Who Lived.I do not, nor will I ever, own Harry potter including related characters or settings etc. I am not J.K Rowling. Unfortunately.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,101 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-17-07 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete

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