Note the Top Hat. This is Abraham Lincoln's Top Hat, bedecked with Frosty the Snowman's Red Ribbon.

It has recently come to my attention that some people recognise my username and actually click on my stories because of it. Cool. Thank you, loyal readers and people who have me on author alert.

Guess what, guess what, guess what? As of right now, all of my stories have been favorited by someone at least once. Of course, this streak's going to end as soon as I post something new... but right now I'm happy.

At the moment, I have nothing to say. This is most likely because I temporarily misplaced my sense of humour in order to write serious oneshots. When I find it, you'll know. Unless of course you find the idea of misplacing a sense of humour funny and think that I made the whole thing up.

Wait! Inspiration strikes me! I know what to put on my profile!

...Nope, I don't.

Latest Work: Third chapter of Mute

Currently In the Most C2's: The Invisibility Cloak

Currently Most Reviewed: The Rebirth of Itex (as it has more than one chapter; if you looked at an individual chapter it would closer to the bottom)

Currently Most Reviewed Oneshot: It's a tie between The Cliche and The Bus Seat.

Currently Least Reviewed: Harry's Armchair and OtterRider. The Eragon fandom doesn't yield many reviews.

Currently Least Favorited: OtterRider

Currently Most Favorited: The Invisibility Cloak

What I'm Most Likely to Work on Next: No idea.

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Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

1. Mute » reviews

After a distraught Nudge runs away from the rest of the Flock, an encounter with an old enemy leaves her mute. Paltry Fax.

Maximum Ride - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,333 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 8-7-08 - Published: 6-15-08

2. The Rebirth of Itex » reviews

What happens when the Flock fights Itex's biggest conspiracy yet? Fax and character deaths.

Maximum Ride - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,728 - Reviews: 72 - Updated: 5-17-08 - Published: 11-17-07

3. New Powers » reviews

In which the Flock's new powers from book four get them into varying degrees of trouble. FAXNESS. Contains insanity and randomness and no, saying "cheese" for filler material is not randomness .

Maximum Ride - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 5-12-08 - Published: 5-7-08

4. The Cliche reviews

The story of how a desperate fanfiction author succumbed to the power of reviews. This is required reading.

Complete - Maximum Ride - Fiction Rated: K - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 5-12-08 - Published: 5-12-08

5. Lakeside reviews

A confused and restless Max meets Fang by a nighttime lake. Fax oneshot.

Complete - Maximum Ride - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 5-9-08 - Published: 5-9-08

6. Why Couldn't I Save You? reviews

When Max only has time to save one person, will she choose Jeb or Fang? FAX oneshot. Rated T for vaguely dark themes.

Complete - Maximum Ride - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 5-8-08 - Published: 5-8-08

7. Guardian's Angel reviews

An Angel oneshot taking place during STWAOES. No, it doesn't have FAXNESS! SO MUCH FAXNESS!, but I'm sure you can get by without that. Rated T for violence/gore.

Complete - Maximum Ride - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-10-08 - Published: 3-10-08

8. OtterRider reviews

An Eragon parody; as Eragon reminds me forcefully of Star Wars set in Middle Earth. Oneshot.

Complete - Eragon - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-7-08 - Published: 3-7-08

9. Harry's Armchair reviews

Harry Potter needs his favorite armchair to angst properly. Oneshot.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-7-08 - Published: 3-7-08

10. When the Sun Stopped Shining reviews

Oneshot in Iggy's point of view about the loss of his eyesight.

Complete - Maximum Ride - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 3-4-08 - Published: 3-4-08

11. Learning to Tie reviews

A oneshot about Iggy learning to tie his shoes. FAX.

Complete - Maximum Ride - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 2-29-08 - Published: 2-29-08

12. The Invisibility Cloak reviews

Harry shows his youngest son the Invisibility Cloak. Oneshot. Harry/Ginny.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 2-6-08 - Published: 2-6-08

13. Count Vang reviews

The true story of a blissfully blooming romance. Faleste, being the pair of perfection, and also the unity of Fang and Celeste.

Complete - Maximum Ride - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 1-4-08 - Published: 1-4-08

14. Hallway Encounters reviews

Various oneshots featuring short meetings in the hallways of school the Flock attended when living with Anne.

Maximum Ride - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 12-10-07 - Published: 12-10-07

15. The Bus Seat reviews

A oneshot detailing the morning of the field trip in School's Out Forever in Fang's POV. Faxness.

Complete - Maximum Ride - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 11-27-07 - Published: 11-27-07