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since: 11-15-07, id: 1421845, Profile Updated: 11-01-09
country: Netherlands
Author has written 11 stories for Beyblade, and Naruto.


IM ON A FUCKING HIATUS AND I DONT KNOW FOR FUCKING HOW LONG! FUCK MY LIFE.

Age: 16

Sexuality: I love cock, especially your mom´s.

Life: I Has Not.

What more can I say about myself?

Likes: Yaoi, Yuri, Beyblade, Gay Porn..Writing Smut

Dislikes: Straight fanfiction, OCs!

I speak several languages (although I dont speak all of these fluently, I could survive, I guess..): Dutch, English, German, French, Spanish and a bit of Japanese. I also do Latin and Greek, so If you would like some (Grammatically correct) Latin in your story, feel free to PM me!!

YAY FOR DISCO! YAY FOR HENTAI! YAY FOR BOOBIES! YAY FOR GAY-SEX! YAY FOR SADISM! YAY FOR HUMOUR!

Currently working on:

50 ways to annoy: I only update if I get any requests, busy with the requests...

Something random about Bryan I wrote on paper while I was in Spain...

Smut One shot containing the line "Robots cant have sex"

Sequel to the sequel to EBP?

FAILNG AT LIFE, IT WILL REVOLVE AROUND ME NOT UPDATING.

I want to thank everyone that has reviewed my stories! I really appreciate all the love!! I send cookies to all those who like my work, I hope you will continue to support me in the future!! x3

YAY FOR DISCO! YAY FOR HENTAI! YAY FOR BOOBIES! YAY FOR GAY-SEX! YAY FOR SADISM! YAY FOR HUMOUR!

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky one, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it!!

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1. Bryan's Problem reviews
Bryan has a problem. What problem? Read and find out! Hinted JohnnyxBryan
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-24-09 - Bryan - Complete
2. Of How Rei Became a Necrophile reviews
I thought of this when I couldn't sleep, thought I'd share, title says it all. Drabble.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - General/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-17-09 - Ray/Rei K. - Complete
3. Nothing Beats a Home Made Porn reviews
Sequel to Early Birthday Present. Tala watches Kai's little DVD, which leads to? You already know. Tala/Kai Rated M for what I usually write about.
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-17-09 - Kai H. & Tala - Complete
4. Fifty Ways To Annoy » reviews
GARY IS UP! 50 Ways to annoy the characters of Beyblade, You can request any Beyblade Character! Except your mom, because shes not a Beyblade character, sorry.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 12,798 - Reviews: 113 - Updated: 7-12-09 - Published: 11-21-08 - Tyson G./Takao K. & Ray/Rei K. - Complete
5. Boobies reviews
Just something that popped up into my head while I was in the shower. Spencer finds a bra. Plot? What plot?
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - General/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-18-09 - Spencer - Complete
6. PartTime Job reviews
Lemon drabble, for Glitteredvixen06. Summary Inside. Johnny/Mystel. Warnings: Language, Lemon drabble, no romance.
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-26-09 - Mystel & Johnny - Complete
7. Early Birthday Present reviews
Tala/Kai What do you do when youre loves nowhere to be seen and you feeling kinda horny? M-bate of course! YAOI! Warnings: Toys, Mbation, lacking of humor. For Scarlet-Rider.
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-21-09 - Tala & Kai H. - Complete
8. Mathematics reviews
Tala Erection Sexytime : Kai? Smut oneshot for Purple-Kissed-Wishes. Rated M for lemon. Oh, and if you want a smut oneshot too, just PM me! YAOI, No Like, No Read!
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-1-09 - Kai H. & Tala - Complete
9. Just A Little Lovin' reviews
Naruto/Gaara Pointless Smut, Hasty, Flames will be used to roast marshmallows..Just so you know..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-15-08 - Naruto U. & Gaara - Complete
10. Our Tango, Our Love reviews
Tala/Kai Lemon Well this is my valentines fic! R7R please!
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-7-08 - Tala & Kai H. - Complete
11. Hangover, Sugar And A Sorry Excuse For A Lemon reviews
TALxKAI well, this is basically a lemon, with a REALLY REALLY thin storyline...my first story go be gentle..:
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-18-07 - Tala & Kai H. - Complete
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