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since: 11-15-07, id: 1421954, Profile Updated: 11-16-09
country: United States
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Author has written 2 stories for Secret Window, and Pirates of the Caribbean.

Current avatar: Pein

I didn't create the avatar. I give full credit to whoever did.

I have another account that I'm going to use to post Naruto fanfictions. My penname is Akatsuki Queen. It's not working at the moment because I don't have anything posted on it yet.

If you love the Akatsuki from Naruto, feel free to join my forum board: http://lovetheakatsuki.proboards.com/ I am currently getting it set up, so it may be awhile before it's ready for members. I'll let you know when it's ready.

~~A little info about me~~

I am RELIGIOUS (Methodist) not extremely religious, but I do believe He exsists. I won't shove my beliefs down your throat

I am bisexual.

I am a supporter of of love knowing no gender.

Another fact about me: I do NOT judge! I don't judge, so in return, I would like if people wouldn't judge me. Thank you. :)

I love talking and making friends. If you want to talk to me, feel free to send me a PM or an email (please tell me your FF penname in the subject line so I know who you are. Thanks!). I am easy to get along with.

I've made a lot of friends on Fanfiction and I thank every one of them for putting up with me. :P You know who you are, but I still feel like putting a list. :D

Otaku Ink

Gyvb (she knows who she is.)

Chika10

Shadow Dragon

Cute23Flower

Animebabe

Arreanain

Akatsuki Wolves6

xxJokerxisxmyxbitchxx (I think that's what it is. Jessie, sorry if I got it wrong. sweatdrops)

I have more, I know I do, so if I missed anybody, please be patient. I'll add more to the list later.

I have a friend that I've been friends with for 7 or 8 years that has an account on here. If you want to check out their profile, here's the address: darkknight'smagic

I have a deviantart account. It is http://jiraiyasstudent.deviantart.com. I have nine drawings posted and hope to post some more soon.

I changed my penname. It used to be Jack's True Love, now it's Lady Barbossa329.

Favorite movies: Secret Window, Pirates of the Caribbean 1, 2, & 3, Harry Potter, Corpse Bride, Benny & Joon, Galaxy Quest, Eldorado, Snow Cake, and many, MANY others

Hobbies:Sleeping, Playing Nintendo DS or Playstation(or Playstation 2), Reading, Watching movies, listening to music, being on the internet (mainly on Fanfiction and email), and many other things

Favorite color: Black (or, if you want to get technical, it's a shade) and, also any bright or neon color that looks awsome with black

Favorite Actors: Johnny Depp, Alan Rickman, John Wayne, Orlando Bloom, Sam Neil, Bill Nighy, James Stewart, Al Pachino, Christopher Lee

Favorite Actresses:Wynona Ryder, Julia Roberts, Mary Stuart Masterson


I found the link to this quiz on Splatter Fall's profile. I took the quiz and actually came up with the result that matches me. The quiz is called 'What's You're One Piece Doujinshi Personality. Here's mine:

You're cute, you're cuddly, and you just want to be loved. Your OP DJ Personality is Chopper.

You are: Chopper-type.

Analysis:

You feel a craving for love, affection, and attention. However, for some reason, you.are so convinced that you're unlovable that you try to shut others out. This confuses people around you, because, guess what? You're just about the cutest thing since the Easter Bunny and the sweetest thing since C&H. For some reason everyone knows it but you. People love your kindness and your willingness to care for others. Why not let them return the favor sometime?

You are very innocent and shy. Sex is not as important to you as friendship and affection in general, and ultimately you find snuggling up with a loved one the most fulfilling of any activity. You love having attention and care, for instance, having your hair brushed, your nails done, or being bathed. Little things like that become very intimate and meaningful to you. As well they should be-- it's hard to earn your trust, and if you let someone close enough to you to clean your ears with one of those little poky sticks it says a lot about how you feel for them.

You are most compatible with: A Luffy-type has the same sort of feelings about friendship and love being the same as you. A Sanji-type would give you all the love and attention you crave, too..

Advice: Let someone make you their little teddy bear.

Here's the link of my result: http://www.quizilla.com/quizzes/result/765039/577681/

That pretty much sums me up. :)


I took another quiz and laughed when I got the result. The reason I laughed is because I got exactly who I like from One Piece! :D

Here's the result:

Sanji
Oooh, you got lover-boy
About you:
You've been on the crew for a few months and you couldn't help it; This guy was hott! You fell for him but you hate how he flirts with almost everything female! You're not someone to be messed with

How it started:

You muttered some choice curses under your breath as you watched the curly-browed man catering to the navigators every whim. It sickened you. She'd do almost if it benefited her financially and he'd do anything that would get him a compliment or a kiss, especially from his 'Goddess Nami'. The asshole. You couldn't believe that you actually liked him and the feelings for him tortured you. You got up angrily from your spot at the table and left hurriedly, unable to take the sight. But you didn't see that Sanji stared after you. You changed into your workout clothes and started your martial arts training routine. Another quality that went to waste on Sanji; his 'black legs'. He hardly ever practiced and yet he was able to beat you easily. Not that you had actually 'fought' but you made him spar with you and even when you gave your fullest, he always beat you easily. You practiced hard in the mini-dojo Franky had put in the ship for you. You focused on your energy and punched through the bricks were trying out
"You've gotten a lot stronger, _-san"
You froze. "Damn it" you muttered under your breath; you hadn't even heard him come in "What do you want Sanji?" you asked, not looking up at him
"Just checking on you" he moved further into the room
"Well, you've checked. Now get out."
"Why must you be so cold to me, _-san?"
You snorted "If you want something warmer then go visit Nami"
You ignored him as you continued to train. That was another thing about you that probably deterred his interest. You were sweaty a lot form training and you didn't have the kind of model figure that Nami and Robin did. You were very 'unlady like' in your behavior to boot.
"_-san, please look at me" he said softly, standing next to you. You glared up at him and your fists clenched
"If you want something else, tell me so then I can get you out of here"
"How about I show you instead"
you blinked a few times "Fine. Whatever. Just as long as you leave afterwards"
He walked over to you, smiling lightly "As you wish" he whispered before leaning in and kissing you. He wrapped one arm around your waist and the other hand lightly stroked your hair and face as he kissed you romantically. You couldn't even tell how, but soon it turned into a deep french kiss as he held onto tightly.
He separated suddenly as if remembering something "I'm sorry, I...I shouldn't have done that. I'll leave you alone now" he said, turning away sadly
Your fists clenched again "JERK!" you yelled, with your face to the ground
He blanched "I'm sorry! It's just that I...I love you and I couldn't hold back any longer...I'm sorry" he whispered "I should never have forced myself on you like that"
You lifted your face and took a step forward "Who gave you permission to stop!?"
He opened his mouth then closed it, then opened it "_-san?"
You put your hands on your hips "Well? I didn't say you could stop!"
His face broke out into a huge grin and he was right in front of you in a single step "I'm sorry, M'lady" he whispered, leaning into you.
You stopped him by putting a finger to his lips "On one condition"
He backed away slightly and placed a hand over his heart "Anything" he swore solemnly
"No more skirt chasing" you said sternly.
His face fell slightly but he bowed "I swear it, my love"
"Good" you said simply, tugging on his tie and pulling him in for another mind-blowing kiss.

Sanji stayed true to his word, miracle of miracles. Yes, he's still courteous towards woman but you're the only one he wants, the only he chases after. As expected of Sanji, your lives were filled with passion and romance. Of course, the occasional fight was there but you guys always worked it out in the end.

The copy and paste section :)

If you want child abuse to STOP, copy and paste this into your profile.

ATTENTION: CHILD ABUSE IS VERY, VERY REAL. IF YOU ARE 100 AGAINST CHILD ABUSE AND WANT TO HELP STOP IT, COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE!

I prefer solitude over company. Copy and paste this in your profile you have the same feeling.

(¸.•´ (¸. ´¨) ¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•´~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

If you can relate to the song Breath by Cledus T. Judd, or My Cellmate thinks I'm sexy, paste this to your profile.

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my father and the glory of Heaven.

If you would lay your life down for a friend, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list. Ensign Nellie Forbush, Lady Barbossa 329,

(') This, over here, is my amazing candle. I am lighting it to commerate the deaths of those 32 lives that were lost at Virginia Tech

Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! If you belive in GOD put this in your profile

I found this on mistress akasha's profile and I agree with it 100

HOW I EXPLAIN LIFE AND DEATH...

Life, is like God's way of kicking your sorry ass out of heaven and yelling, "AND DON'T COME BACK!!"

Death, is like God's way of dragging you back up to heaven by your collar, mumbling, "Okay, I think you've done enough damage..."

Here's my favorite quote. I found it in a fanfiction story.

“Say the blessing,” Itachi instructed him once everyone was served, group briefly bowing their heads as the shark intoned the blessing.

“Thanks for the fish. Now let’s eat this son of a bitch,” the shark man growled, snatching up his chopsticks and digging in, Itachi sighing as he unfolded his napkin and spread it over his lap.

~ From the story Deidara's Mine by LadySaturnGirl


Okay, I want to clearify some things, just so people know. I don't usually like chain letters, unless, it has something to do with something that I've dealt with in the past or made on impact on me. These mean something to me, so I decided to repost them.

Please read this. It might not make since at first about what it's about, but it will at the end.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school

He told his friends that it was cool

And when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack

Mummy I was a good girl

I did what I was told

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye

I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun

he hit me and another

And all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much

And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now

And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest

Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class

And never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this

Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try

I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest

But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest

Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would

I wanted to go to college

I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with daddy

On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married

I wanted to have a kid

I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live

But mummy I must go now

The time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date

I love you mummy

I always have I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on

Maybe people will cry

Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices

1) repost and show you care

2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart (Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)


I read this poem from leafninja345435, who read it from Mitsukai no Shi who read it on mitso-shadow, who read it on windmaster94, who read it on digiwildflower's profile. I think people should read this if they HATE child abusing. If you HATE child abusing like me copy and paste this to your profile.

My name is Sarah I am but three,

My eyes are swollen I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad,

What else could have made My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse My name he calls

I press myself Against the wall.

I try and hide From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more, I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

A List of Stereotypes

I hate sterotypes, so I am just keeping the ones that describe me.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. (Let me clearify this, I drink once in a while, and I used to smoke, but don't anymore.)

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake (I'm only a perfectionist for certain things and spelling isn't one of them)

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

You MUST READ These If You Have Any Compassion.

HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY

I am the boy who never finished school because I was called a fag everyday.

I am the girl who got kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I was a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transseaxual.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they wouldn't allow my partner of 27 years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up to the nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family i have ever had. I wished they could adopt me.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before my high school graduation. It was just too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one bedroom for two men.

I am the one person who does not know which bathroom to use so the management doesn't come for me.

I am the mother who is not even allowed to see the children I bore, nursed and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the father who never hugged my son because I grew up afraid to show affection to males.

I am the Home Ec teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians could teach it.

I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized i was transsexual.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because i don't believe, but because they closed the doors to my kind.

I am the girl ashamed to tell my own friends that I am a lesbian because they make fun of them.

I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men said they needed to 'teach me a lesson'.

I am the person who needs to hide what this world needs the most: love.

IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG- REPOST THIS

(Okay, I posted this one for two reasons. 1) I am against abortion and 2) This almost happened to me before I was born. My mom's doctor wanted her to have an abortion, but my mom told him to get the fuck out of the hospital room and leave her the fuck alone. I thank God everyday that my mom didn't let him do that. I cry every time I read this because it reminds me of how close I was to not being born.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile

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Acrostic poems about the characters. I'ts my first fanfic and I hope to get better as I write. Please read and review.
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