Hello, lovely people! waves My name is Alex, and I am more of a reader than a writer.

But because I am more of a reader than a writer, I will always leave reviews, whether good or bad or criticizing or improvements.

NOTE: I am not really available to do full-time beta-ing, unless we've already talked, but I can edit here in there. I'm a hard editor and I'll tell you what you need to do, no sugar-coating anything.

R.I.P Tony Petropoulos and Mike (Catherine P.'s brother). You were loved by many people.

Age: Let's just say...I'm old enough to get there, but too young to get inside.

Gender: Female, if you must know. But does it really make a difference raises eyebrow

Location: FanFiction.net. Always.

ABOUT ME:

So basically I waste away my being on here. AKA: I have no life, pretty much.

I should be doing my school work, but I'm not.

I like purple.

Don't piss me off.

I LOVE math and chemistry, HATE english (sorry writers, but I don't like dissecting books).

Going to major in Economics and Computer Engineering.

I have a million friends, none of them on here.

I take love seriously.

I take friendship and loyalty REALLY seriously.

I kinda really want to screw Draco and/or Blaise, really badly.

I kinda really really want to screw Percy (Jackson. Not Weasley). Just 'cus he's hot. And he's a badass.

I have a tradition of reading Harry Potter (all) on every vacation I go on. Be it a one day trip to the beach, or a 4 week trip to Canada.

I'm obsessed with Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, Doctor Who, The Big Bang Theory (recent).

I'm a super-dork.

Jason Bourne is a BAMF. If you don't think so, leave this world.

Kinds of Stories I Hate:

REALLY GOOD STORIES that are abandoned

REALLY GOOD STORIES that the author doesn't update regularly on

Really short stories that should be made into long stories

Kinds of Stories I LOVE:

Really LONG stories

Fluffy stories

One-shots

Ships I LOVE:

GINNY/BLAISE/DRACO

Ginny/Draco

Ginny/Blaise

Luna/Blaise (though it makes me sad that almost nobody writes these stories)

Percy/Annabeth

Nico/OC

Sometimes Ron/Hermione

10th Doctor/Rose

Amy/Rory

Ships I HATE:

Ginny/Harry

Luke/Anyone (I just don't like the dude)

Voldemort/anyone

Ships I don't really feel strongly about:

Fred/anyone

George/anyone

Rachel/Nico

Hermione/Draco

Hermione/Snape (ok SOMETIMES)

Hermione/anyone (pretty much)

So I'm on FictionPress now and yeah you should go there:

http://www.fictionpress.com/u/712911/

I'm also a part of The DG Forum!

I, Alex, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I enjoy, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.

I have joined the review revolution, post this in your profile and join the revolution!

I promise to remember Percy

Whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

Whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

For Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride''

I promise to remember Tyson

Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

Whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe

Whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

Whenever a limo passes my car.

Yes I promise to remember PJO

Wherever I may go.

WEIRD QUIZ THING:

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

"It's a nice long one," said Pooh, very impressed by it. (The Complete Tales of Winnie-The-Pooh) [WINNIE-THE-POOH IS NOT SEXUAL! IT IS NOT IT IS NOT IT IS NOT!!!]

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

Air/ the little stool thingy in front of those couchy-chairs.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV

NCIS

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

9:15

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

9:46

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Crickets, dishwasher, and my mumma talking on ze phone.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Haven't been out all day. I'm sad. :/

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

This site.

9. What are you wearing?

Sweats, socks, and tanktop.

10. Did you dream last night?

Yes...oohh that dream was fun.

11. When did you last laugh?

4 minutes ago at this quiz.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Paint, deer antlers, african art, sparkly bird stickers.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

All day long. Friend doing a Luna and dancing by herself perfectly. :D

14. What do you think of this quiz?

amazing. I LUH YOU QUIZ!

15. What is the last film you saw?

Avatar 3D

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

I would buy J.K. Rowling and Rick Riordan lunch.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I secretly wish that people would just be accepted; that there wouldn't be a status quo.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Make everything priceless.

19. Do you like to dance?

Whenever. Wherever.

20. George Bush:

To quote Catherine P.: "I like the shoe they threw at him. What does that say?"

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Annelisa.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Charlie. Or Gregory.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

YES

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

Hey, how's it going dude?

10. Four is in a happy relationship with Nine, until nine runs off to marry five. Four is in a brief, unhappy relationship with Eight until Eight cheats on four with Two. Four finally takes the advice of one and settles into a happy relationship with three.

Tyson is in a happy relationship with Rachel, until Rachel runs off to marry Apollo. Tyson is in a brief, unhappy relationship with Thalia, until Thalia cheats on Tyson with Annabeth. Tyson finally takes the advice of Percy and settles into a happy relationship with Grover.

That is so amazing.