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Author has written 13 stories for Doctor Who, Princess Bride, Misc. Books, LXG, Life on Mars, Dollhouse, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Cinderella, Beauty and the Beast, and Torchwood. "Ooh, look! Rocks!" I am Nat. Over the course of many confused years, I have settled on this diminutive as less likely than my given name to be confused with "Emily" and "Madeleine." I am not a vegetable or a squash of any sort. I am in college, I think, studying chemistry and music and philosophy. At least, that's what they tell me, and I am inclined to believe them because I am young and foolish and naive. I like music, and art, and writing, and photography, and theatre, and sci-fi, and wit. I am possibly a creeper, and, I hope, not as morbid as I am often mistaken to be. I have a sense of humor that's more dry and borders on the casually absurd (so I would like to think), but it is often mistaken for very dark indeed. I like to think of it as more of a sooty mauve than a proper black. I do not update on a regular basis, and though there is nothing you can do to make me work faster, I invite you to feel free to despise me for it. I like Doctor Who. I advise against reading my Doctor Who fanfictions, though, as they are terrible. Read the other ones. I don't really have a favorite Doctor, though Eight is adorable, and Four is amazing, and Eleven is bril, and I refuse to pass judgment on One, who I only know through the masses of novelizations I have read. I like dark comedies, like In Bruges and Men Who Stare At Goats, though my mother cannot fathom why. I like Vertigo Comics, which is an extension of DC, and Dark Horse, which is not an extension of DC. I do not have anything clever left to say, except that I am fully aware that "aleatory" has only one "l." I would like to say it is deliberate irony but it is not. It is an unfortunate and permanent typo. | |||||||
1. Beauty and the BeastFuture AU, done for my French class last spring much like that one Cinderella parody.Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K+ - French - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,791 - Published: 12-22-11 - Complete2. Space Steampunk Cinderella and the Zombie SheepMy French professor wanted us to write our own versions of Cinderella. It was a mistake on her part, with me as a student. A greivous error. I'll get around to translating it.Cinderella - Rated: K+ - French - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,988 - Published: 3-14-11 - Complete3. Apocalypse Eventually » reviewsBecause Fox is every kind of jerk. You know what happened when the head of Rossum fell off; you just don't know how it happened. Rating and genres may or may not change.Dollhouse - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,499 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-19-10 - Published: 1-31-104. In Cardiff reviewsShort drabble. I doubt this shall go anywhere, but I thought it a cute little piece of literary uselessness. Faith and Giles investigate a report about a mega-Hellmouth...Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-19-10 - Faith L. & Jack H. - Complete5. The Bloodstains On Our Hands » reviewsA look at the members of the League, as if we really needed more angst-drabble-fics about them. I am happier to finish this than I have been to finish anything else in the fairly recent past.LXG - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,077 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11-1-09 - Published: 1-10-09 - Complete6. 1980 reviewsLook, Tyler died during a jewelry blag last year. I told him to wait for the Guv but he wouldn't have it. Gave chase. Put his car in the river. Twonk. Never even found his body.Life on Mars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-20-09 - Complete7. هنShe, to the plural. A drabble in which Holly, a character from H. Rider Haggard's "She," muses about the two female leads in the story.Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Published: 1-7-09 - Complete8. No Good Will Come Of This reviewsThe Doctor and his companions go to a... fancy-dress party? What? And is that who I think it is?Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,361 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-17-08 - 8th Doctor & 5th Doctor - Complete9. In Which We Throw Sensibility Out The Window reviewsA silly little piece I dreamed up at the most inconvenient time. There is something wrong with the Doctor...Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-14-08 - Complete10. Girl From Nowhere II: Things That Don’t Go Bump »-Spoilers for NuWho Season Four- How does the Doctor know about the Vashta Nerada? And how is it he lived to recognize them a second time? Easy. Creature of twilight that she is, Ren is not unversed in the ways of other predators who stalk the dark...Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,974 - Updated: 6-9-08 - Published: 6-3-08 - Complete11. The Princess Bride, Alternate Ending reviewsExactly what it says. I do not own The Princess Bride; that is the property of that dear man, William Goldman. Thank you.Princess Bride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-3-08 - Complete12. Girl From Nowhere I: The Cold and Angry Rain »The Doctor, Grace, and Helen find themselves in a hell known as American suburbia. There's something very wrong going on here, and that girl who's just thrown herself off the bridge seems to know something. Careful, she bites.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,974 - Published: 5-31-08 - Complete13. Strong Sweet Tea » reviewsGrace and the Doctor find themselves in West End, and meet a wonderful young woman who goes by the name of Helen. Oh, and UNIT's been infiltrated by aliens again. You'd think they'd know better by now.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,819 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-25-08 - Published: 5-12-08 - Complete
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