Hi, I'm DonPianta, and I live in America!

Gender: Male

PLEASE do my poll! It will be well worth your while...

I am currently posting 16 stories. This count might not be accurate over longterm; I constantly add, change, and even delete stories.

I enjoy Mario, Spongebob, TTTE (true fans know what it is), Flight 29 Down, and NCIS! My favorite Mario characters are Yoshi and the Shadow Sirens (TTYD)! Spongebob characters- Mr. Krabs and Patrick! TTTE characters- Toby and Peter Sam! Favorite NCIS characters: Gibbs, Abby, McGee, Tony, Kate, Ziva, Ducky, and Jenny (yes, I know that that's all of them :P)

NEWS UPDATE- 11-8-09: Hey, I know I said I would be off hiatus, but life just doesn't work out. Especially when you're busy playing Super Mario Sunshine. The only stories I'm sure to be updating are Ask the Islanders Whatever You Want and Out of Place. I hope to continue other stories but I am quite busy with school and Scouts. Ciao! -DP

NEWS UPDATE- 9-20-09: Hey all? What's it going up? I have continued with the fourth chapter of my Final Destination fic, Out of Place. Hope fans enjoy the end of it's hiatus for a while! Hoping I can do so with the rest of my stories, but it will be a while. But Out Of Place, that will continue >:3 :P :O 8) 0:) ;D XD ok anyway, hope to chat again with better news! School, you know. Ciao! -DP

NEW UPDATE- 6-9-09: Hey all, what's it up going? LOL Anyway, I decided to delete my pretty unpopular story, Who Wants To Be A Solar Millionaire?. It hasn't been read in ever, and I think I couldn't get a good story from it since... something. Anyway, I will continue to write stories and if there are any of my stories in danger of deletion you want me to keep, just LET ME KNOW! I will not upset the public! Maybe! :P Also deleted: Saving Eno, School Daze, and Astrologically Made. No review, favorites, alerts, nothing.

NEWS UPDATE- 5-30-09: Hey FF friends. It's been a while, but I have not stopped working on stories. Recently, I've mostly been working on my Amazing Race, Out of Place, and a new story. Sorry I have only chatted with a few of you once, but as we evolve as people, we -sniff- move on. School is almost out, and I just discovered one of my friends was moving in a few months. In short, life is a force that turns with and against us. All we can do is live it out and do your best to wade through. LOL, I sound like a frickin poet. N E way, nice to talk! C U!

NEWS UPDATE- 2-28-09: I am so pissed! Microsoft Word will not work unless I have an 'activation code'! I won't be cranking out any new chapters for a while. I would love to just put a really extended version of a very bad word, but I don't think that's cool. (Later) LOL My mom fixed it like just a few minutes after I posted that :P!

NEWS UPDATE- 12-31-08: HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE! I have decided to have the first day of my Amazing Race in story be January 1st! I will try to post it a little before midnight! I do live in the central time zone, so New Year's might be different for me and you. I will try to post a new chapter every day. Yeah, don't expect that to happen. See you all around! Enjoy my stories and please leave any comments you have! Thank you!

Please also read some of my less popular stories! I know that you might possibly like them!

NEWS UPDATE- 12-28-08: How's it going, all? It is my birthday today, and I am so happy with the iPod Nano I just got! Anyway, I have closed my poll for my Mario Amazing Race, and I, with the help of six other voters, have chosen our twelve teams! See below:

Boo and Dry Bones- Best Friends-- 4 votes out of 7

Yoshi and Birdo- Dating-- 4 votes out of 7

Dimentio and O' Chunks- Coworkers (Super Paper Mario)-- 3 votes out of 7

Vivan and Marilyn- Shadow Sisters (TTYD)-- 3 votes out of 7

The Doot Doot Sisters- Sisters (Super Mario Sunshine)-- 3 votes out of 7

Frankie and Francesca- Married (TTYD)-- 3 votes out of 7

Goombario and Goombaria- Siblings (PM)-- 3 votes out of 7

Tippi and Thoreau- Pixls (SPM)-- 3 votes out of 7

Roy and Wendy- Siblings (Super Mario Bros. 3 Super Mario Advance 4)-- 3 votes out of 7

DonPianta and PrincessPeachandDaisy- Best Friends (FanFictioners)-- Not voted upon

collete11 and greenleafprince- Friends (FanFictioners)-- Not voted upon

Luigi and Luigenius- Famous and Fanatic (FanFictioner/Actual Character)-- Not voted upon

I hope you enjoy the teams! Will be starting soon!

NEWS UPDATE- 12-3-08: What's up FFs! I just now put up my Cartoon Crossover Pairs up, just below my favorites! Enjoy!

NEWS UPDATE- 10-24-08: Hey all you FanFictioners! I have great news: One of my favorite sites is currently having it's third anniversary party! It will go on until after the 26th. So let's all say it. HAPPY THIRD BIRTHDAY, CLUB PENGUIN! I remember being at both the second year and the first year anniversary. I joined the site before it was one year old, and now look how far it's gone. Really, only fellow Penguins will understand. I'm crying tears of joy. I LOVE CP WITH ALL MY HEART! Seriously, if I could run across a beach, into Club Penguin's arms, I would. LOL

NEWS UPDATE- 8-30-08: Hey, are you all ready to hear about my next big story? You all know I've completed Adventure of a Lifetime, and I've only told my five best friends about this. I'm starting a Mario Amazing Race, and so far, me, PPAD, greenleafprince, collete11, and Luigenius will be in it. I am not taking requests. I will soon put up a poll for which pairs you want to be in the fic! :)

NEWS UPDATE- 8-18-08: Good news first. Congratulations for Mountain Dew Voltage for winning the DewMocracy!
Okay, bad news. I just deleted my story, We'll Find a Way. Although it has two complete and one incomplete sequel, I couldn't keep it up. Eight chapters, no reviews, and very mature. It has dying 11 year olds! OMFG! So if you liked it, I might bring it back. ONLY if you tell me.

NEWS UPDATE- 6-3-08: Today was my last day of the school year! I am technically in summer now! I'm not sure whether I should be happy school's over, or sad I won't see any but maybe 4 or 5 of my friends for three months.

NEWS UPDATE- 4-25-08: PLEASE! I BEG you all to read the stories of mine that aren't so popular. And PLEASE review! I'M BEGGING YOU! Not really begging, but you catch my drift. I review all of the stories I read, so please read mine and review what you read! You don't have to review every chapter, just review!

CURRENT STORIES

1. Who Goes On?- Twelve Mushroomers go onto a game show, with the hopes of winning 1,000,000! Posted: 2 chapters. Progress: 4 chapters. Mario. On hiatus.

2. The Room: Spongebob Edition- Thirteen Bikini Bottomites try to stay in a room for as long as they can to win the 1,000,000! Who will win and who will have to leave... The Room? Posted: 3 chapters. Progress: 4 chapters. Spongebob Squarepants. Hiatus.

3. We'll Find a Way- On a Boy Scout hike, Matt, Loy, Pat, and Jack get lost. Mind-blowing events happen, and it's life or death. Who will survive and find a way? Posted: 2 chapters. Progress: 16 (all) chapters. Final Destination. Finished typing. DELETED.

4. School Daze, the Series- The adventures based off of Jerry Spinelli's books are now written by DonPianta! Crazy Pickles, tough Sunny, wimpy Eddie, and mystic Salem are here to make you laugh! Posted: 2 chapters. Progress: 3 chapters. Book X-Overs. DELETED.

5. Who Wants to be a Solar Millionaire?- With your host, the Sun, planets answer various trivia questions in an attempt for 1,000,000. Who will go away rich? Posted: 1 chapter. Progress: 3 chapters. Who Wants to be a Millionaire? DELETED.

6. The Legacy Begins- Dennis finds out he is one of the most special engines in the world, and he must find the other five to prevent a cataclysmic event! Can he and the other five find each other and save the world? Posted: 1 chapter. Progress: 2 chapters. Thomas the Tank Engine. Hiatus.

8. Cento: Mario- A Mario 100 story challenge, all in the joy of a-page-a-story! Various Mario characters used. Posted: 6 chapters. Progress: 11 chapters. Mario. Hiatus.

9. The Surprising Visitors- When a hole sucks Peach and Yoshi in it, where will it take them? Hawaii? Ecuador? Antarctica? Jupiter?! They will find out... Posted: 1 chapter. Mental Progress: 2 chapters. Typed Progress: 1 chapter. X-Overs. Hiatus.

11. The Deceiver and Other Detective Patrick Cases- Help detective Patrick solve the mysteries and crimes of Bikini Bottom! Posted: 2 chapters. Progress: 3 chapters. Spongebob Squarepants. Hiatus.

12. The Mystery of the Magic Railroad- What's the legend behind Thomas and the Magic Railroad? Read to find out! Posted: 1 chapter. Progress: 3 or 4 chapters. Thomas the Tank Engine. Hiatus.

13. Ask the Islanders Whatever You Want!- In this fun story, you can ask the stars of Flight 29 Down any questions about anything you want that's T or less. Posted: 4 chapters. Progress: 4 chapters. Flight 29 Down. Not hiatus! :)

14. Super Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door- Luigi goes to Rogueport for a dimension flipping adventure like never before! New friends, old friends, mean 'friends', cranky friends! And many enemies! Posted: 2 chapters. Progress: 3 chapters. Do I really have to say the category is Mario? You're smart enough to know that! Hiatus.

15. Astrologically Made- An adventure through astrology breaks out. Where can a horoscope based on a name take someone? Posted: 1 chapter. Progress: 1/14 (for now) chapters. Mario. DELETED.

17. Unanswered- The stress of living on an island is settling in. Mel's nightmares might be linked with Jackson's fate. Posted: 1 chapter. Progress: 7 chapters. Flight 29 Down. Hiatus.

18. The Amazing Race- Super Mario Super Edition- Twelve teams of two rush for the finish to get one million coins. Posted: 1 chapter. Progress: 1 chapter. Mario. Hiatus.

20. Out of Place- Matt has a vision of a gruesome subway crash, and removes ten of his friends from it. After it really does crash, his friends begin to die in freak accidents. Just like all the other Final Destinations, just one step farther. And one bit harder. Posted: 4 chapters. Progress: all ~9 chapters. Final Destination. Working.

21. Paper Cross- Matt, Elliott, Tyler, and Allie, four teens from the real world, are suddenly transported to the world of Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door! Through much adventure, enemies, and evil randomness, this crazy adventure is just beginning to spin out of control! Posted: 3 chapters. Progress: 6 chapters. Mario. Working.

COMPLETE STORIES

10. Begging- Oneshot. Vivian is begging for Mario, but Beldam turns back to her old ways and history may repeat itself. Chapters: 1. Mario. Do you guys want to know this story's adventure into the world? It all started back when I was in College For Kids (a week long college for gifted children ages 10-16). I was on the group's newspaper team. I wrote this story called 'The Adventures of the Shadow Sirens'. Begging is just a revamped version of that original story. Cool, huh?

16. Saving Eno: Success- Oneshot. When Kit and Lauren run in on Dr. Aikens tranquilizing Eno, who knows what'll happen. Chapters: 1. This would have been in the DinoSapien section, but there was none. I put it in TV X-Overs instead. DELETED.

7. The Adventure of a Lifetime- Jerry, Rho, Corey, and Yves are on a bus alone. It goes crazy, and takes them to an unimaginable place: The Mushroom Kingdom! Chapters: 12. Mario.

19. Torn Away- Alex and Clear are the only survivors after the incidents of Flight 180 and Death's attack. But is Alex really happy with the results? Chapters: 1. Final Destination.

22. Helmet Hassle- Clear, Oliver, Ian, and Gil are warped into Club Penguin to help BillyBob and the store clerk find a missing Viking Helmet! Chapters: 1. Club Penguin.

ATTENTION! Stories on numbered based on when I posted them, not their order!

FUTURE STORIES

Attention!: If I take a story off of this list and it's not on the complete or current stories list, it is not cancelled. Other stories of mine are just cooler.

Final Destination Sunshine- Ten friends enter the world of Super Mario Sunshine! While it starts off like a real-life video game, it evolves into a life/death situation caused by a more advanced enigma of events before the game... Crossover- Mario/Final Destination. Or perhaps just Final Destination.

SPECIAL THINGS ABOUT DONPIANTA

Symbols that represent me: Crayon shape, regular pentagon, Capricorn astrological glyph, Yb (look this one up on your periodic table, kids :P and adults and adolescents, etc).

Special Powers: The ability to change into any Mario species I please, ability to change my voice, awesome song skills! LOL. Ability to become any kind of train I want to be, teleportation!

Best Friend (FanFiction)- PrincessPeachandDaisy

Club Penguin penguin: Metalyoshi (new account- Corrs Fan- for my other email)

TV.com account- SpongeyYoshi

YouTube and Twitter account- PixlPianta

Favorite Colors: Maroon, Sea Green, and Silver.

Favorite Books: Stay! Keeper's Storyby: Lois Lowry; Small Stepsby: Louis Sachar; Ember Seriesby: Jeanne DuPreau; Raven's Gate Series by: Anthony Horowitz, Flight #116 is Downby: Caroline B. Cooney; Sisters, Long Agoby: Peg Kehret; Shadow Children Seriesby: Margaret Peterson Haddix; School Daze Seriesby: Jerry Spinelli, Maximum Ride Series by: James Patterson. Maximum Ride books are by far my most favorite and most protected books EVER! Hyperspace by: Michio Kaku. Remember what I said about Maximum Ride books? Same thing for Hyperspace.

Favorite TV shows: Spongebob Squarepants, Super Mario Shows, Phil of the Future, That's So Raven/Cory in the House, TTTE (Thomas the Tank Engine- only the ones in Seasons 1-6), Scooby-Doo, Various Game Shows, Hogan's Heroes, iCarly, Flight 29 Down, DinoSapien, Strange Days at Blake Holsey High, Madagascar Penguins, etc.

Favorite Movies: The Spongebob Movie, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (both), Thomas and the Magic Railroad, Scooby-Doo and the Cyber Chase, Piglet's Big Movie, Recess- School's Out!, Recess- Miracle on Third Street, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery, Scooby Doo, Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed, National Treasure, National Treasure: Book of Secrets, Scary Movie, Scary Movie 2, Scary Movie 3, Scary Movie 4, Akeelah and the Bee, Super Mario Bros. Movie, Final Destination, Final Destination 2, etc.

Favorite Animals: Penguin, Duck, and Bear

Favorite Songs: 2 Become 1 by the Spice Girls; Stop by the Spice Girls; Wannabe by the Spice Girls; Say You'll Be There by the Spice Girls; Viva Forever by the Spice Girls; Blue (Da Ba Dee) by Eiffel 65; Various Thomas the Tank Engine songs (only the ones from Seasons 1-6); I Touch Myself by the Divinyls; Ode to Crayola by Lemon Demon; I'm Ready by Angela Michael; Every song that the Corrs have made; Up! by Shania Twain; I'm Jealous by Shania Twain; Rock This Country by Shania Twain; Ain't No Particular Way by Shania Twain; Forever and For Always by Shania Twain; I'm Gonna Getcha Good by Shania Twain; In My Car by Shania Twain; Mamma Mia by ABBA; Dancing Queen by ABBA; Fernando by ABBA; Everything by Alanis Morisette; Never Give Up On The Good Times by the Spice Girls; Do It! by the Spice Girls; Who Do You Think You Are? by the Spice Girls; Move Over by the Spice Girls; etc. I also enjoy the literal music video songs

Favorite Video Games: Paper Mario, Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door, Super Mario Sunshine, Super Smash Bros. Melee, Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Mario Party 4-7, Mario Kart DS, Mario Party DS, Spongebob Squarepants: Battle for Bikini Bottom, Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour, Spongebob Squarepants: Lights, Camera, Pants!

Favorite Bands: Corrs, Spice Girls, ABBA, Coldplay, Shania Twain, Katy Perry, Paper Mario composers (this game has the world's best musical score!), Super Mario Sunshine composers (second best), Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door composers (third best)

Favorite sites: FanFiction, FictionPress, ClubPenguin, YouTube, TV.com, Hotmail, DewMocracy, Wikipedia, Google, HGTV.com/DesignStar, Alphabet-Tshirt.com, ChessVariants, Facebook

Sites I get on commonly Sites I don't get on very much Deceased sites

My Cartoon Crossover Pairs:

Blossom (PowerPuffGirls) x Patrick (Spongebob Squarepants)

Bubbles (PowerPuffGirls) x Toad (Super Mario Super Show)

Buttercup (PowerPuffGirls) x Fred (Scooby Doo)

Spongebob x Mindy (Spongebob Squarepants)

Squidward (Spongebob Squarepants) x Fefe La Fume (Tiny Toons)

Sandy (Spongebob Squarepants) x Shaggy (Scooby Doo)

Velma (Scooby Doo) x Bugs Bunny (Loony Tunes)

Daffy Duck (Looney Tunes) x Peach (Super Mario Super Show)

Mario x Peach (Super Mario Super Show)

Luigi (Super Mario Super Show) x Crystal (Scooby Doo)

Copy and Pastes: Holy frick, there are a ton of these!:

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told it uncool to breathe. Copy this to your profile if you will be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off.

From Teros.

If you think those stupid kids should just give that rabbit some Trix, copy this to your profile.

If you think that those kids should just let Lucky have his cereal back, copy this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with something childish for your age, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever copied something to your profile, copy this to your profile.

If you're bored and wish to subject others into wasting 5 seconds of their time, copy this to your profile.

98 percent of the world has a MySpace account. If you are part of the 2 percent that can resist stupid fads, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you said it, copy this to your profile.

If you think that Luigi (mwa ha ha) is the BEST player in SSBM of all-time and pawns all other characters, copy this to your profile.

There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. When you argue with yourself and LOSE it is weird. If you agree, copy this to your profile.

Just because we eat animals doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc., copy this to your profile!

If you read this, copy this to your profile.

From Marioman174.

It's obvious that flamers are just immature people with nothing better to do. If you're mature enough to take a flame (and believe me, it can drive you MAD!!), ignore the flamer and repress the urge to strike back, then copy this into your profile, and add your name to the list: RoyalFanatic, Yoshizilla, Luigi Rules 512, Tyler, Ryxlet, PrincessPeachandDaisy, Colette 11, and DonPianta.

Above from... well, just read the list.

If you like stuff that you are too young for AND stuff you are too old for, copy this to your profile.

If you want to be 5 different things when you grow up, copy this to your profile.

If your best friend skipped a grade, copy this to your profile.

If your best friend COULD skip like two grades, copy this to your profile.

If you hate someone starting with the following letters, copy this to your profile. J, J, L, R, S, or S.

If you love love songs AND hip hop AND various other songs, copy this to your profile.

If you hate dying AND giving public speeches, copy this to your profile.

If you talk a lot and are very happy and positive and optimistic and happy-go-lucky and you fell like everything in the world is absolutely positively supercalifragilisticexpialidocius and you like the character Ilsa Schiklegoobermeiger Van Helsing Del Keppelugerhoffer and you like typing long words like antidisestablishmentarianism, copy this to your profile.

If you memorized the alphabetical order of the United States WITHOUT using the dumb song, copy this to your profile. If you came up with your OWN song for the states, copy this, too.

If you want to, copy this to your profile.

And if you want to, copy this, too.

Also, if you want to copy THIS, do so.

Feel free to copy this, also.

If you have ever lied to your teachers because you didn't want to give a speech or presentation, copy this to your profile.

90 percent of teens will want to try drugs from ages 13-19. If you are one of the 10 percent that would lose a limb instead of taking drugs, copy this to your profile.

If you LOVE Flight 29 Down, copy this to your profile and add your name! DonPianta!

If you've ever written stuff on your car windows when they're covered in condensation, copy this to your profile.

If you feel like writing MORE in your profile because you would just feel so awesome about yourself, here's your chance! Add this!

If you don't understand why you can't find any Hand-On-A-Van contests anywhere, add this to your profile!

SUPER MARIO SUNSHINE! Add your name to this list! DonPianta

Chuggaaconroy is the best Let's Player on YouTube! If you agree, add your name! DonPianta

Above list by myself.

Copy this sweet poem into your profile, and pass on the message. Try not to cry.

Mommy... Johnny brought a gun to school

He told his friends that it was cool

But when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great, huge crack

Mommy, I was a good person, I did what I was told

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day

I never said good-bye

I'm sorry that I had to go but Mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot that gun, he hit me and another

And all because Johnny got the gun from his brother

Mommy please tell Daddy that I love him very much

And please tell Alex, my fiance it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sibling that they're the only one now

And tell my dear sweet grandmother I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers I won't show up for class

And never to forget this, and please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though, deserves it

Mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry

Mommy, I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest

But Mommy, please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

Please listen to me if you would

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy on the trip to that new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid

I wanted to be an actor, I really wanted to live

But Mommy I must go now, the time is getting late

Mommy, tell my Alex I'm sorry I canceled the date

I love you, Mommy, I always have, you know that it is true

And Mommy all I need to say is "Mommy, I love you."

In Memory of the Columbine and Virginia Tech students that were lost.

Please, If you would

Don't smash this on the ground

If you pass this on

Maybe people will cry

Just keep this in your heart

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye."

From Paint a Story, Write a Picture.

If you are obsessed with Spongebob Squarepants, add this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with Nicktoons, add this to your profile.

If you love Jesus with 100 percent of your heart, add this to your profile.

If, like me, you're addicted to Disney, add this to your profile.

If you've ever run into a door, add this to your profile.

If you've ever tripped down the stairs, add this to your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, add this to your profile.

If you're a Christian and you follow the path that God lays for you, add this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, add this to your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, add this to your profile.

If you have trouble making decisions, either add this to your profile or look up the word 'floccinaucinihilipilification' in the dictionary. (This one made me LOL!)

If you have ever felt sad for no apparant reason whatsoever, add this to your profile.

If you ever get sad on New Year's when you don't have a party/stoey writing celebration, add this to your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, add this to your profile.

If you have your own little world, add this to your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when they see just two reviews, add this to your profile.

If you want to see the world someday, add this to your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, add this to your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff (or LOVE to in my case), add this to your profile.

If you are a movie quoter, which means you go around quoting movies for fun, add this to your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, add this to your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, add this to your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it, add this to your profile.

If you are one of the few people who don't read the Harry Potter books for various reasons, add this to your profile.

Even when you can't see Him, God is there! If you believe in God, add this to your profile.

If your profile is way too long, add this to your profile to make it even longer!

From Nicktendo Squad.

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a concieted snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I'm MEXICAN so I MUST be illegal
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT BELIEVE IN, so I MUST be an atheist
I know alot of Gays, so I MUST be a gay too.
I'm always SMILING so I MUST have a great life.

STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD ANY MORE STEREOTYPES YOU'VE HEARD.

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

I am the man who fears that I will never be able to be myself, to be free of this secret because I won't risk losing my family and friends.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends im a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.

I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to teach me a lesson

IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG REPOST THIS!

From Alien Altered.

Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which colour do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

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(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

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2.) You havent played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.

6.) Your boss doesnt even have the ability to do your job.

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8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

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From LuigiHamtaro16.

CHARACTER BIOS (FROM MY STORIES)

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The Adventure of a Lifetime-

Jerry Henderson- Male- 14

Jerry is a pretty normal guy who is friends with Rho, Corey, and Yves. He likes to talk about how much science he knows, and that commonly annoys the other three. He goes to junior high school and takes regular classes. He sometimes falls unconscious when he is in something shaking crazily. He lives in Los Angeles, California.

Rodney Walker- Male- 14

Rodney is a spunky teen that goes by the nickname 'Rho'. His friends Jerry, Corey, and Yves created that name for him because he loves to learn Greek (Rho is a letter of the Greek Alphabet). He takes all regular classes in junior high school. Rho met Jerry in Greek class when the teacher assigned them as partners. They had many similar ideas, and their friendship began after that. He has issues keeping a straight posture, and that leads to many tripping problems. He lives in Los Angeles, California.

Yves Custou- Male- 14 1/2

Yves has a French name, but it is pronounce VEZ, not EEV like it's supposed to be. And he is NOT French. When he and friends, Jerry, Rho, and Corey, argue about something, he says that he should be right because he is half a year older than the others. He takes all regular classes and takes the extra-curricular Poetry Club. Yves met Jerry and Rho on the bus. He sat next to Jerry, and after many awkward moments, he said hi to Jerry (and Rho in front of him). That started a conversation leading to a friendship. He is usually wimpy, but would jump out of a speeding train (or a bus... HMM...) to save his friends. He lives in Los Angeles, California.

Corey Mann- Male- 14

Corey is known as the cool guy of the group. Many girls are attracted to him, and he loves that. He commonly tells Jerry, Rho, and Yves, his friends, that without him they would be hopeless for girls, but they don't agree. Corey takes all regular junior high classes and extra-curricular Baseball Team. Corey met Jerry, Rho, and Yves one day at school. Some bullies were picking on the three, and Corey went over to them. The bullies expected him, the coolest guy in 9th grade, to join them, but he stood up for the three and became good friends with them. He is commonly annoyed by his teachers because they use his real name, Corey Mann-Deckerfield, which he thinks is too long. He doesn't drink enough milk and has problems with his calcium level, resulting in slightly weaker bones. He lives in Los Angeles, California.

Peach Toadstool- Female- 22

Peach is 'that princess' that gets kidnapped almost annually by Bowser. Maybe more! She was introduced to Rho by Toadsworth, and she herself found Jerry, Yves, and an injured Corey. Her castle is the main setting after the bus incident. Has a secret room with a secret diary, and in it keeps her daily feelings and happenings. She is a very good artist, and draws realistic looking people. She strives to be more outgoing, but Bowser's constant raids do her no good. She lives near Toad Town, Mushroom Kingdom.

Toadsworth- Male- 65

Toadsworth is Peach's main servant and one of her main protectors. He found Rho and introduced Peach to him. He is very loyal and would never hurt any of his friends. He also is time-strict and very formal (so formal, don't greet him informally in German!). He is not very brave, except to Peach and close friends, like Toad. He hates Bowser a lot for kidnapping Peach, and plans on attacking him. He brushes this off, though, because he is too old. He lives near Toad Town, Mushroom Kingdom.

Craig Dison- Male- 21- DECEASED

An old friend of Princess Peach and Mario, not much is known about Craig. He lives near Koopa Village, Mushroom Kingdom. He's very nice, but sometimes holds too serious of a grudge.

/DASH/

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