Hello, all.

I am The Director. You may refer to me as "H."

Beside me you will see my partner, the ever-elusive HitMan, Sir Waffles. I suggest you only refer to him as The HitMan.

We are very happy to meet you.

My own personal short-term goal is Harvard Law and the take over of fandom.

This is not a democracy: this is a dictatorship.

Welcome to The Organization.

The History of The Organization:Founded in the fall of 2007 for the express purpose of World Domination. We were young children of 13 then, but our dreams were as big as ever. Though we still have a ways to go before reaching our true potential, we are well on our way. Currently we are students at University, preparing ourselves mentally and physically for the trials ahead. Currently (as of 08/20/12) we are freshman at University.

Our Motto: We are the Ultimate Authority, the One, the Only, The Organization.

Let Me introduce you to The Organization Members:

The Wonder Twins: They specialize in destruction (usually of my life, but whateves). They deal in explosives (alcohol), arms (stupidity), and the Black Market (illegal stupidity). Major (Wonder One): Business Admin. Major (Wonder Two): Political Sciences.

The Cheshire Cat: She's in and out before you even know she's there (and in your fridge). She disappears before your very eyes (at work), and she can only be found when she wants to be found (when I'm doing homework). When she smiles wide, white, and true, you better start running because she's coming for you (and the notes you took in class). Major: Nero-Science.

Princess: Princess always gets what she wants. Always. She is the master thief, the greatest deceiver. As long as she has your back, you have nothing to worry about. If she sees something she wants (shoes), she'll take it (re: use her Daddy's card to pay for it). She makes grown men (her father) bow to her every whim, and feed out of the palm of her manicured, Rolex enshrined hand. Major: Forensic Science.

The Hunter: You can run, but you can't hide. The Hunter will find you, it's only a matter of time. He's swift, he's silent, he's made of shadows. He can find any object you so desire (like, literally. This kid can find ANYTHING. Usually research for an essay or presentation). Go where you may, he will track you down. Major: Biomedical Engineering.

The HitMan: Right hand of the Director, half of the mastermind of The Organization, the ultimate assassin. He's everywhere--and you won't ever know when he's been watching you. Major: He needs no major. He knows everything.

The Director: The Director is the head of The Organization. I am the ultimate word of law for The Organization, the intelligence behind the Operations. Major: Corporate Law. Minor: English Lit.

Current Assignments and Memos:

(PLEASE DO NOT WRITE ON THE MEMO BOARD. THE MEMO BOARD IS FOR THE DIRECTOR ONLY. THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION).

1/20/13: Sat down and wrote half of the second chapter for LRPB. It's going to be a long one, people. I'm at 4,200 right now but hopefully we'll be sitting around 10,000 words by the time I'm finished with it. Cross your fingers it'll only be a few more days and a couple more scenes.

1/18/13: College really fucking sucks. Just so you know. And I'm one of the few who ENJOY learning. Princess, Cat, and I have an Intro to Business class together and OH MY GOD I WANTED TO STAB MYSELF SO I COULD LEAVE. Seriously. We secretly played hang man and tick tack toe after attempting to write notes. Do NOT get me started on Princess' and I's 8:00AM Bio class. I'M A LAW MAJOR, PEOPLE. I DO NOT NEED TO TAKE GODDAMN BIOLOGY OR PHYSICAL SCIENCE. WHAT THE FUCKITY FUCK, UNI CORE? WHY AM I PAYING FOR THIS SHIT. UGH. BLARG. WHATEVER.

1/09/12: TWICE. I HAVE UPLOADED TWICE. IN 24 HOURS. GUYS. THIS IS LEGIT. On an unrelated note The Organization starts their second semester in Uni. next Monday and The Director resumes her job. She is not exited. The HitMas says she's being lazy, but I say SHUT UP. Procrastination is the road to world domination. OKAY?! GET OFF ME.

1/08/13: I'm going to write something today. I don't know what, but I AM going to write something, by God. I will NOT distract myself with Pinterest, Twitter, or Adventure Time. I WON'T. --The Director

1/04/13: I am determined to actually write stuff this year. Half-way decent stuff. I'm shocked too. The HitMan is laughing at me, but I will show him. I WILL SHOW YOU ALL.--the Director

12/26/12:GUYS. As of Christmas 2012 I am in possession of nine of volumes of Mulbach novels, printed in 1864. AND THE 11TH PRINT OF LEWIS CAROL'S JABBERWOCKY. I AM BEING COMPLETELY SERIOUS. ASDFGHJKLK;KSFD--The Director

12/31/12: The Organization wishes everyone to a Happy New Year! Stay safe!--The Director

12/25/12: The Organization wishes everyone a happy Christmas!!!--The Director

12/22/12: The Organization Christmas Party--The Director

The Partywas a success. We have established semester goals and had enough alcohol to put an elephant to sleep.

12/07/12: The Organizations is now finished with Finals Week!!! We will be on holiday—until we’re not.--The Director

12/01/12: The Organization prepares for Finals Week--The Director

The Wonder Twins: are on snack duty, as they are not of any help whatsoever studying for finals.

Princess: Busy finalizing all of the science study guides.

Cheshire Cat: is doing God only knows. She’s supposed be gathering all of the mathematic study guides.

The Hunter: is dutifully finding all of our American History and Poli. Sci. answers.

The Director: I am helping with the Poli. Sci. answers, writing, refining, and editing papers.

What I Love to Read About:

Naruto: This anime/manga is what brought me to FF.Net. Personally, the storyline is dragging on and I'd like to just end already, for God's sake. My favorite character is Sakura, because she is real, though Kishi never does her any justice. She has a lot a potential to turn into something truly magnificent, and while the creator clearly does not feel inclined to do anything with her, I greatly appreciate those who are able to turn her into something more using fan fiction. Kakashi, Shikamaru, and Itachi are also really great characters.

Harry Potter: I have fallen in adoration with this fandom. There is so much to explore, so many areas to expand upon, and so many characters to obsess about. My favorite is Hermione, but Neville, Luna, and Snape are all close seconds. You'll find I tend to gravitate to strong female leads, mostly because it is easier for me to relate to them.

Bleach: A relatively new fandom I stumbled upon. So far my favorite character's are Rukia, Ise Nanao, and Captian of the Eighth, Kyoraku. Byakuya fascinates me, for some reason, and I'll probably pursue his character development until I think I've figured him out.

Code Geass: Also new for me, but I find the CG universe fairly interesting. Kallen is a great character, and I think Lelouch is an idiot, but Kalulu is my favorite pairing though it doesn't make a lot of sense.

Fullmetal Alchemist: My absolute favorite anime or manga. Without a doubt. I love the storyline, the characters, even the ones I wanted to hate. Riza and Roy are probably my OTP for this fandom, but I find that Winry and Ed are the most developed. Mei and Al are too cute for words, and don't get me started on Ling.

Hellsing: This had one bitching story line. Enough said.

FFVII: I am probably one of the few who do not like Cloud. At all. I think he's selfish, I think he's broody, and I think he's an asshole. I feel sorry for Tifa, and I can't say I see the appeal. Tuffie, however, is probably one of my favorite characters in the history of fandom. She is SO kick ass. Yuffintine FTW.