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Fanfiction story: In the End by Mystery001 (read it. It's awesome.)

Food genre: Chinese

Cheese: Muenster

Color: Black

Subject: Science

TV show: House (USA Characters welcome., channel 105 on Dish Network)

Character: Shadow the Hedgehog

Movies: The Spirit and Punisher: War Zone

Movie Character: Marvin the Robot (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

Pet: Black German Shepherd

Fictional Animal: Werewolf

Technology: Laptop

Day: Saturday (no school :P)

Mammal: Timber Wolf

Reptile: Black Asp

Birds: Black Hawk

Ice Age Animal: Dire Wolf

Song: In the End by Linkin Park

Band: Papa Roach :)

My theme song: In the End

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, Battleground Heart, Kaity the Chameleon, cocoapufflover, darkheart753

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If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.(I literally live in that little world and only come to this one to visit)

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If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. (Albino Armadillo Man,

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile! Did you know that to get the fur, they club, drown, and anal eletrocute the poor animals? And why are they so cruel? Because they don't want to ruin the furs!

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If you've ever tripped up the stairs, copy this into your profile!

If you don't mind heights but you do mind the sudden stop at the bottom when you fall, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that the government should make levees, not war, copy this into your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

Marching band is NOT gay. If you can get that through your thick skulls put this in your profile and add your name to this list. Shewhodanceswithdragons, Avatarfanatic5, Aangtheavatar,Witchdoctor42, Cocoapufflover, darkheart753 (3rd Bb Clarinet, thank you very much)

If you think SquirrelBramble is THE most awesome pairing in the WARRIORS series, put this in your profile.

If you think Bluestar is a few fries short of a Happy Meal(if u know what i mean),copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

Too many people have died because of other's need of fame and fortune. If you care, post this on your profile.

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If you have an exceedingly long profile because of copy/paste items, copy this into your profile to make it even longer.

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If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy this into your profile. Heck Yeah!

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If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you believe teenagers are stereotyped, put this on your profile. We're not scary...

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you can listen to a song and match some of the lyrics up to your life copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile. Oy!

If you are a self-proclaimed genius, copy and paste into your profile, and add your name to the list: Valbino, miin hoshi,Witchdoctor42, Cocoapufflover, darkheart753

If you are obsessed with Danny Phantom, copy this into your profile.

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If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

Nerds like comics and card games. Geeks like trig and reading. If you are one or both, copy this and paste it into your profile. (I think I'm both, but I hate mathematics)

I solemly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If reading a fanfiction on this site changed your life, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

-Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

-If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

-If you've ever known you were in mortal danger but decided to go through with the stunt anyway, copy this into your profile

-If you are a complete and utter thrill seeker who thrives off roller-coasters and being dropped from insane heights to have a major adrenaline rush, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile

If it pisses you off that those kids won't give that rabbit some Trix and want to sue the company for animal cruelty, copy and paste this into your profile and help me save the Trix rabbit from starving to death

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with Danny Phantom, copy this into your profile.

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98 percent of teens have been drunk or high. Paste this into your profile if you like bagels.

95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, deathxbyxdawnxgurl, weasleybabe24, ga nat nat, evil older sister, Frozenfan, slygirl16, JForward, TARDISWhore, Rose, Rokudaime Kunoichi, King-Shadow's-Gothic-Queen, Sonic the Shapeshifter, FrEeKaLeEk1236(another screenname of mine),Chococat, darkheart753

If you ran up a down escalator, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. Especially if it's both

If you think those kids are crazy to want to eat Lucky's cereal, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten tired of breathing and decided to hold your breath until you had no choice but to gasp for air, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

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If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you think doughnuts and donuts are seperate, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Kitayl, chococatgrrl, darkheart753

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If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills regularily, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have ever tripped on a battery, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over a painted line on the floor, copy this into your profile.

If you ever talk to someone and suddenly begin having a conversation with yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you are a nutcase and are proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you are a bitch and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

ThInGs To PoNdEr:

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station..
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?
Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?
Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?
Why does the word "Filipino" start with the letter F ?
Why are the copyright dates on movies and television shows written in Roman numbers?
Mice eat cheese. Cats eat mice. Dogs eat cats. Chinese people eat dogs. Cannibals eat Chinese people. What eats cannibals?
If a gazelle eats a flower, and a lion eats the gazelle, does the lion spit out the flower?
If the children teach the teachers, then why is it the teachers are able to give out pink slips?
If the children teach the teachers, why do the children do the homework?
If the teachers are supposed to be teaching the students, then why do the teachers ask the students for help?
If April showers bring may flowers, what does May bring?
What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits the windshield?

QUOTES 'N' JOKES

"Pie is dessert. Cake is dessert. Ice cream is dessert. Fruit salad is not dessert! It's not even salad! What the heck is it?" Dylan Sprouse (Zack), Suite Life of Zack and Cody

"Your right hip looks bigger." Cole Sprouse (Cody)
"Ooh! Oh wait, that's my bus pass." Ashley Tisdale (Maddie), Suite Life of Zack and Cody

"What catches your eye?" Ashley Tisdale (Maddie)
"You do, sweet thang!" Dylan Sprouse (Zack)
"Please. Some of this candy is older than you." Ashley Tisdale (Maddie), Suite Life of Zack and Cody

"What color is your penis?" one of my friends, sex ed (we were coloring anatomy worksheets)

"I have a convertible and a motorcycle and I live with my pawents." me, home ec

"If you're going home alone tonight, don't worry. Safe Sex is in the palm of your hand!" one of my best friends to an annoying pea-brained stalker

"I'M COO-COO FOR COCOA PUFFS!" me
"WHAT?" my sister
"I don't know." me

"Mooooo! " annoying stalker
"You know, guys with big mouths are small everywhere else." my best friend
"Oh you just got dissed." The rest of the class

"What is that?"
"I don't know."
"You don't know what it is, and you're eating it." Ratatouille

"Who do you like better, me or Diego?" Sid
"Diego!" Manny
"Told you." Diego
"You can't pick favorites between your children!" Elly
"Sid is not my kid. If I had a kid, and that kid had a dog, and that dog had a kid, and the dog's kid had a pet, that would be Sid." Manny

This old man was walking out of an antique shop. He was carrying a grandfather clock. He bumped into this guy and said "Why don't you watch where you're going?"
"Why don't you carry a wristwatch like everyone else?"

"Leave her alone! It's not right for you to tease her for having a positive brain cell count." me to my best friend's annoying stalker

"Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon." Hermione Granger to Ronald Weasley

"Damn it me! I thought I told me to pick up after me!" me

"You're crazy." my sister
"What was your first clue?" me

"Shut up, faker. You're breathing my air."
"No I am not! I'm breathing my air."
"You make absolutely no sense."
"I know." my impression of an argument between Shadow and Sonic

"I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! Guess what's inside it!" Jack Sparrow
"Dirt." me
"How did you know?" Jack Sparrow

"What do you mean my birth certificate expired?"

"What do you call a dog with no legs?"
"Doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't coming!"

"I was laying in my bed last night staring at the stars wondering 'where the heck did my ceiling go'?"

"It takes 42 muscles to frown but 4 to flip 'em the bird."

"When I was kidnapped my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room."

"Never go to a doctor's office where plants have died."

"Last week I got a cactus. 2 days later it died. I was really depressed because it was like 'damn! I'm less nurturing than a desert'!"

"No no no no no no no! Dead braud off the table!" Shrek
"Where are we supposed to put her? The bed's taken." Seven Dwarves

"Why do you have two noses?" Rodney
"One's for showing, one's for blowing!" Fender

"Post-its will take over the world one day." me
"And the moon is made of green cheese." my sister.
"It is? COOL!" me

"F is for fire that burns down the whole town, U's for uranium bombs, N is for no survivors when you're..." Plankton
"SHUT UP!" me

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(T,T)
(")(")This is emo bunny. Help him take over the world. 0.o Please?

"I'm piesexual." Sonic in a comic I read on deviantart.com

.._._..
( _._) Anybody want a burrito?

"I don't think he meant her any harm." Fezzik
"But he's a little short on charm." Indigo Mentoya
"STOP RHYMING NOW, I MEAN IT!" old dude
"Anybody want a peanit?" Fezzik, scene from 'The Princess Bride'

"Too late again." Ratchet
"We always seem to be a bit late. Why is that?" Clank, Going Commando (lol)

"Don't worry, Squidward. It could be worse." Spongebob
"Yeah. You could be bald and have a big nose." Patrick
"Well, this is the end." Squidward

"Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma... Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma..." Patrick
"Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma... Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma... MANRAY!" Spongebob and Patrick
"RUN!" Patrick

"Rock buddy! No... Stick buddy! No... Sink buddy! Almost... I know! BUBBLE BUDDY!" Spongebob

"First, spin around, stop! Double take three times. One, two, three. Now, pelvic thrust! WOO! WOO! Stop on your right foot, don't forget it! Now it's time to bring it around town... bring it A-round town. Then you do this, and this, and thisandthatandthisandthatandthisandthisandthat and then... Fooo..." Spongebob

"No! He has the schwartz! He's far too powerful." Dark Helmet
"But sir! Your ring! Don't you have the schwartz too?" Colonel Sanders
"Naw, he's got the upside, I got the downside. You see, there's two sides to every schwartz." Dark Helmet

"If you're living in a bubble, and you haven't got a care! Bow bow, wow bow! Well you're gonna be in trouble 'cuz they're gonna steal your air! Bow bow, wow bow! 'Cuz whatchoo got is what we need 'cuz all we do is dirty deeds, we're the SPACEBALLS! WATCH OUT! Spacebaaaaaaalllllllls!" me after watching Spaceballs

"HELLO! MY NAME IS INDIGO MENTOYA! YOU KILLED MY FATHER, PREPARE TO DIE! Now, offer me money."
"Yes, of course."
"Offer me power."
"Yes, take it!"
"Offer me anything I want."
"Yes, yes, whatever it is, it's yours."
(Rams sword through stomach) "I want my father back, you son of a bitch." Indigo Mentoya and evil ugly guy whose name escapes me, The Princess Bride

"It's not my fault that I'm the biggest and the strongest. I don't even exercise." my dad

"I had a thought once. It died of loneliness." me

"Yankee doodle went to town, riding on a heater, tripped and fell and broke his nose and it broke off his wiener!" me

"Do not question what I do. Question why I do it." me

"I don't know why I'm crazy. I just am." me

"I bought a car. Turned out to be an alien robot. Who knew?" Shia LeBouf, Transformers

"Oh my god, he is hot." me talking to my friend about Orlando Bloom

"You mean Chia Pet?" me talking to my friend about Corbin Bleu

"GERONIMO!"
"GERONIMO!"
"MEEEE!" Hot Shots Part Deux

"Oh Mr. Gepeeeettooooooooo?" Hot Shots Part Deux

"I wish I could come with you, but I can't. They've tied my shoelaces together." Dexter
"A knot. Bastards." Topper Harley, Hot Shots Part Deux

"What have I told you guys?" Daphne
"Never pick your nose in public." Shaggy
"No, but that's good too." Daphne

"Well then, it'll be a date to DIE for." Shadow
"Hey, that's my line!" Sonic, Sonic Heroes

"Fred Fredburger, Fred Fredburger, Fred Fredburger, Fred Fredburger..." me
"SHUT UP!" my best friend

A horse walks into a pub. The bartender looks at him and says "Why the long face?"

A termite walks into a pub and says "Where is the bartender?"

An amish guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

Perverted Joke Alert
Okay, this guy walks into a bar, and there's a donkey tied up in the corner crying his eyes out. On the counter is a jar full of money. The guy walks over to the bartender and says "What's the jar of money for?"
"Well, that donkey has been crying forever. So, if you can get him to stop crying, you get the money."
"Do you mind if I take him outside?"
"Go ahead." The guy takes the donkey outside and they come in a few minutes later and the donkey is laughing his head off.
"Great job. You get the money." So the guy takes the jar and leaves.
He comes in a month later and the donkey is still laughing and there's a jar of money on the table again.
"Let me guess. Whoever can get the donkey to stop laughing gets the money and I can take him outside."
"Yup." So the guy takes him back outside and they come in a couple minutes later and the donkey is crying again. The guy walks over and goes to take the jar and the bartender holds up his hand. "Just how did you get him to stop crying and then start crying again?"
"Oh that's easy. The first time I told him my dick was longer then his. The second time, I proved it."

An amish barn was broken into last night. Several of the animals were sodomized... you really need to stop drinking.

There's this magic cliff and when you jump off, you say a word and that's what you become. These three guys walk to the cliff and jump. The first one says "Eagle" so he turns into an eagle and flies away. The second one says "Hawk" so he turns into a hawk and flies away. The third one forgets to say anything until he's almost at the bottom, and he says "Oh, shit."

There's a bear and a rabbit taking a shit in the woods. The bear looks down at the rabbit and says "Hey Rabbit, do you have trouble with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says "No, why?" and the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.

"Normal people frighten me." me
"You frighten me." a friend
"SUCCESS!" me

"I think confusing stuff is intelligent, because everything intelligent must come from something confusing if it is true intelligence." one of my attempts at saying something completely confusing that makes sense when you think about it.

"I...Like... PIE!" me after eating a piece of pumpkin pie... mmm...

"Can we have a free day?" a friend
"We have free days every day. I never charge you, not even once." my pre-algebra teacher

"If you lose your life, you lose the most important part of living." me

"I'm not prejudiced. I hate all of you equally." my history teacher

"Am I not turtle-y enough for the turtle club?" Pistachio Disguisey, The Master of Disguise

"I have mental problems, mmmkay?" me (duh)

"The Room of Requirement becomes what the person who finds it needs the most." Hermione Granger
"So, say someone had to really use the bathroom. Would it do that?" Ronald Weasley
"That's a charming simile, but yes, Ron." Hermione Granger

"I do what the voices in my head tell me to." me

"I had almost forgotten how fun it was to have an apprentice." Halt, Ranger's Apprentice: The Ruins of Gorlan

"You're a jerk, Dent." alien
"Huh?" Arthur Dent
"Are you Arthur Dent?" alien
"...Uh..." Arthur Dent
"Arthur Philip Dent?" alien
(nods) Arthur Dent
"Arthur Dent, you are a jerk. A complete kneebiter." alien
"But... ah... boh... buthuh... anneh... huh?" Arthur Dent Life, the Universe, and Everything

"I know the Ultimate Question and the Ultimate Answer." me
"Really?" one of my friends
"Pick a number. Any number." me
"5?" one of my friends.
"Wrong." me

"Once again, you have the sensitivity of a blunt axe." Nearly-Headless Nick

"Every time I see you, I wanna get freaky with a tanning bed." One of my friends to my best friend with the complexion of a vampire

"You have pointy boobs. That's why they won't allow you in the balloon factory." See above.

"You're just jealous because the little voices talk to me and not you!" me

"Oh, great. Now the little voice in my head is ignoring me." Spyro the Dragon, The Legend of Spyro: The Eternal Night

"Ok, just so I know why I DIED, the plan is to go to an evil fortress filled with things that will want to kill us, so we can rescue something that has already tried to KILL US? I'm pumped!" Sparx the Dragonfly, The Legend of Spyro: The Eternal Night

"I feel cranky and pubescent today. I think I'll take it out on people I like." Harry Potter, Potter Puppet Pals Wizard Angst (see YouTube)

"Angst! Angst! Angst! Angst! Angst!" (see above)

"What is this ruckus?
"Harry hit me!"
"He violated my personal bubble!"
"This calls for a stiff punishment involving a drunken Filch and cactuses."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Snape, Harry, and Ron, see above location

(crying) me
"What's wrong?" some guy in my dad's store
"Your face hurt my feelings." me

"It's not that I'm antisocial. I just don't like you." me

"...I see dumb people..." my dad

"I'm not short. I'm fun-sized." one of my friends, she's a midget.

"I shall have a daughter, and I shall call her... Mini-Me." my dad immitating Dr. Evil. (puts right pinky to right corner of mouth)

"Find the big rocks!" Robin Hood Men in Tights