I'm a lunatic of few words so let's get this over with so it's less tortuous and painful to me (yes, I'm selfish).

Country: I'm an Australian.

Stories: Whenever I feel like telling them.

Likes- Almost nothing except for glorious coffee.

Dislikes (the good bit)-J.K.Rowling (puts bullets in shotgun) (she ruined DH and I will one day shoot her for it, thankfully we have fan fiction :), slash, H/G or any other romance/pairings in HP as I hate gooey things in that as they're CHILDREN (your brain doesn't fully mature until you're around 21, and common sense doesn't appear until you're 40), dealing with people who were at school who still exist as they're morons, people who don't know about the little thing called spell check (the odd mistake is fine, we all have them), people who say my pet peeves are the same as my dislikes when they clearly change with the season.

Pet Peeves in fan fiction at the moment- Seeing repetitive stories with crossovers and 'highschool' stories in Naruto. Crossovers just piss me off, you've already got ninjas with somewhat godly abilities, surely you don't need anything else with that. Half way through reading and you see "1" instead of one. When reading through that same story it becomes apparent the person can't spell "one". Seeing "thru" instead of through. Whatever happend to correct spelling? The time it takes to add an extra couple of letter doesn't add up to 8 hours. If you're to write at least use the whole word, shortcuts make you look like an idiot and make me want to spork you to death in a very slow manner. Something so simplistic it looks like it was written for and by a three year old. Yes, there are stories like that on this site, we've all seen them, unfortunately and at the moment I'm rather pissed off by them and will commence sporking the person who recommends them to me -looks pointedly at Lord Bear- and the person who writes them. Grinning all the while with a manic laugh on the side.

Style-I'm into poetry so expect a lot of that and the occasional short story, but not for a long, long while will there be a... normal one.

Now I've wasted you're time, have fun flaming my work, and yes I am a pessimist and a deranged Lunatic. PLEASE REVIEW as I'm polite enough to review every piece I read unless I'm coffee deprived, then we have a problem :P One more thing, my dear beta never got back to me so I'm sorry if it (Musing) has any mistakes. I'm writing a collection of one shots for Naruto, they may be slightly AU as I haven't seen much of the show.

Quotes Stolen From Others Or Games: "Duct tape is like the Force. It has a Dark side, a Light side, and it holds the universe together."-Carl Zwanzig

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.":Albert Einstein

" This really sucks. I mean, all we've done is smack down a bunch of turkeys so far"-Cliff, SO Till The End Of Time

"Don't ask me idiot. How the hell would I know?"-Albel, SO Till The End Of Time

Dialogue:Yuffie-Cloud, I brought you materia (airship rocks) Hey, watch it!

Barret-Yo Cid, park this turkey!

Cid-Shut up! You want off, then jump! Get off my back!_FFVII: Advent Children