Crack fic, Yaoi in varying amounts of naughtiness. Someone messes with Kakuzu's heart meds for a joke, but the results are unexpected. Unable to stop himself, Kakuzu bangs every male person he encounters. Ch.7 KakuZet Ch.8 KakuHida Ch.9 KakuDei Ch.10 ?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,343 - Reviews: 155 - Updated: 12-10-08 - Published: 1-31-08 - Kakuzu & Sasori
crack!Akatsuki. Sir Leader thinks it's about time that everyone in Akatsuki learns how to drive! Featuring school bus hijackings, transvestite hookers, hit and runs, a professional drunk driving course, grand theft auto, sexual harassment and MORE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 8-3-08 - Pain/Pein & Obito U./Tobi
ShounenAi KakuHidan. Kakuzu's dead, but he can't rest until his Soul Mate, Hidan, dies as well. The dead nin returns to Earth armed with the only thing that CAN kill Jashinists: Stygian water…Full summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,022 - Reviews: 160 - Updated: 7-10-08 - Published: 5-11-08 - Kakuzu & Hidan - Complete
AU. Yaoi. Sequel to "Elevator Music." Red Moon Inc. is a gay friendly work environment! Every chapter is smut, with various Akatsuki/ Konoha/ Suna pairings/triplings! Ch1: Nejori Ch2: NejiSasoGaa Ch3: KakuHidaShika
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,146 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 5-16-08 - Published: 2-4-08 - Neji H. & Sasori
Akatsuki Crack! The evil organization and resident servant Tobi are invited to participate in the festivities at Konoha for St. Patrick's Day. Featuring Kakuzu's Pot O' Gold, Bearded Sasori, Skittles spoofs, Zetsu's seed and more! Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,053 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 3-17-08 - Published: 3-16-08
AU. The Akatsuki are a gang of outlaws in the wild west. They end up shacking up in a dying town called El Suna, where the leader of the group, Pein, falls head over boot heels for a pretty little whore named Konan. Crack humor, romance, het, shounen ai
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Western/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 3-4-08 - Published: 1-31-08 - Kakuzu & Hidan
AU. Graphic Lemon/ Yaoi Saso/Neji. Neji is going for a job interview, but he ends up getting stuck in an elevator…fortunately, he's stuck in an elevator with his potential boss. To pass the time, they make 'elevator music.' XP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 1-29-08 - Neji H. & Sasori - Complete
Neji/Tenten. Tenten wakes up after a foreboding dream to find Neji standing at the edge of a cliff. "There's only one path to freedom, Tenten. Only one." WARNING bring some Kleenex! Birthday present for Purplewolfstar35!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 1-27-08 - Tenten & Neji H. - Complete
Oneshot. Yaoi. KakuHidan. Rated for graphic sex, swearing, violence and blood. Every time he's with Kakuzu, Hidan cries. "I want you so bad…oh, Jashin…I want you all the time…and that's why it's wrong…can't you understand that?"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 1-5-08 - Hidan & Kakuzu - Complete
Sequel to "The Ten Days of Akatsuki Christmas." Featuring unauthorized Furby breeding, the purpose of Kimimaro's zig zag hair parting, drunken sex, pimping puppets, Hot Cheatos, revealing New Year's resolutions and more!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,426 - Reviews: 85 - Updated: 1-1-08 - Published: 12-18-07 - Complete
This is the list of rules posted in the kitchen of the Akatsuki house in my Crack Fic universe, anyway. Whether anyone in Akatsuki actually READS it is questionable. But you should read it. Because the evil Gumby mailbox posted at the curb said so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 12-11-07 - Complete