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Author has written 3 stories for Twilight. My name's Gabriel Wolfe. I am a girl, despite the spelling being guy-ish. I love sports (love) and life live as it comes at me. I love the Maximum Ride books, and I'm chill with the Twilight series, and am a old HP fan. I read classics cuz I'm just a nerd like that, being a HUGE fan of Wuthering Heights and Treasure Island and Moby-Dick and (goes on for a couple years...) Piano and the violin kick ass and... and... yeah. ON TWITTER IF YOU WANT TO FOLLOW at --> NarineXD Copy 'N' Pastes (C'mon, You Know You Wanna. . . .) --I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and says, "What the fuck, bitch, get the hell outta my way!" =p --I am a proud part of the "Chasing Jacob Black Out of Town with Pitchforks Club." (personally I think it should be "Chasing Jacob Black Out of Town with Pitchforks Flamethrowers and Grendades Club." but thats just me...) --92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off. --Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, put this in your profile. --If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile.. --A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?" --A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?" --A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "Man, we fucked up." --Sorry I'm late. I got into a fight with my rice krispies. I distinctly heard, "Snap, Crackle, Fuck that Asshole." --Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You Since 1901 --Jaspar Hale: Charming Ladies Since 1843 --Boys are like trees-- they take fifty years to grow up. --STFU!! You are NOT bringing sexy back!! --My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. --Your mom looks like VOLDEMORT!! (oh burn) --Behind every bitch there's a guy that made her that way. --Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines. --You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. I wrote your name in the sky One bright day in the middle of the night, --I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends. --Boys are like slinkeys. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. --If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile. --There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE, now that's weird. --If you're nice, u can call me honey. If you're sweet, you can call me sweety. If ur hot, u can call me tonight! --Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner! Person #2: Too bad the world is round! --You said you couldn't stand to see my heart break. . . so when you broke it, did you close your eyes? --Sometimes you've got to smile and walk away... Hold your tears in and pretend like you're okay. --Being mature is overrated. --Being weird is like being normal, only better. --I see regular people! --I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. --I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun. --Anyone can reach the stars. If you can't reach them, catch one that falls. --Smile... it confuses people. --Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can! --The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. --I told my boyfriend he was gay and he hit me with his purse. --Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up. --Palm Reader: -gasp- "You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it." --Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it... --I used to care, but I take a pill for that now. --I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy! --One out of four people are insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you. --They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. --When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip 'n slide. --I don't obsess, I think intensely. --Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not. --When life gives you lemons go out & buy vodka. --Enjoying the "Great Outdoors" would be better if it were great. --When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. --My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone. --My heart? Yeah. It's not a playground. --We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls our good at one thing: Staying Strong. --Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face. --"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton --Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes. --Tears wash the windows of our souls so we can see ourselves more clearly --An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit! --You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder --You call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark grows on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful, thanks for noticing. --Multiply it by infinity, take it to the depths of forever and you'll still only have a glimpse of how much I love you. -- noticed that whoever Elizabeth Swan kisses dies copy and paste this in your profile.(example: Will, Jack, Norington, Sao Feng, and her father) -- If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. --I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. Pick Up Lines: These Crack Me UP!! Did you fart? Because you blew me away You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there. Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world? I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access. I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready. Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems. "Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this room?" Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas. Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date? I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons. I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start. I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk. Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you? Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend. Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long. Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here. POOF! (What are u doing?) I'm here, where are your other two wishes? I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away. Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy! If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous! Do you have the time? (she gives you the time) No, the time to write my number down . Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle. Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful. Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart. Is that top felt? No Would you like it to be? Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living? Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get. Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you. I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night? You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me. I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you. You look life my first wife! (how many have you had?) none. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot? I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be? If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say... "I'm not really this tall...I'm sitting on my wallet." This is a test of the emergency pickup line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pickup line. If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib. I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out. If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away. Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted. Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless. Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice. I'm like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be. Can I have directions? "To where?" To your heart. Are you an alien? because you just abducted my heart. I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'! If you were a booger I'd pick you first. Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle. You've been a bad girl. Go to my room. If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity. Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'. Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside? Like the sheets on your bed I want cover you with love. Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you. Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no. I hope your day is as radiant as your smile. You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae. You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche. What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper. I can tell your future, it is you giving me your number. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me. Giant polar bear (What?) It's an icebreaker. Hi, my name is... Your so hot when i look at you I get a tan I must be a snowflake, 'cuz I've fallen for you. You look so sweet your givin me a toothache. My love for you is like the universe...neverending!! If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction. You - "Did it hurt". The other person will naturally say "Did what hurt?", You - "When you fell from heaven." Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart. Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes! You say "I bet you 20 I can kiss you without using my lips." She says, "Bet's on." You kiss her then say, "I lost." You got something on your chest: my eyes Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after. I don't know if you're beautiful or not, I haven't gotten past your eyes yet. Why does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room? Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home. I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you. Do you want to make millions? millions of babies! The night is young, the moon is bright, and you are here with me tonight. I wanna bag you like some groceries. Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name (take a guess)...Janice?? COMEBACKS to crappy pickup lines! Man: "I know how to please a woman." Man: "I want to give myself to you." Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy: Man: "Your body is like a temple." Man: "I'd go through anything for you." Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?" Man: "Your place or mine?" Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" Man: "But I don't know your name." Man: "So what do you do for a living?" Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason" Man: "Haven't we met before?" Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: "Is this seat empty?" 25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. 10 Commandments of a Teenager 1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! FRIENDS: Would read ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit! Ways to make sure you're insane -At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down. -Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice. -Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. -Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. -Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy" -Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright. -As often as possible, skip rather than walk . -Specify that your drive-through order is "to go" -Sing along at the opera. -Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme. -Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood. -When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!" -When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! they're loose!!" Why America has some issues... 1. Only in America can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America do people order double cheeseburgers,l arge fries, and a diet coke. 5. Only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America are there people who leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in America are there people who use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in America are there people who buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in America are there people who use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures' 10. Only in America are there people who have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.
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